Asuka, how are you not older? >it's the curse of the

Watch 3.3+1.1 and find out, you faggot.

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>>150298291
Curse of the Evangelion is a meta-joke about how she's a cartoon character who will never age.

Anyway, it's likely that Shinji did something besides third impact to get everyone all pissed. Oh and besides Asuka thinking it was Shinji who crushed her in the tube, not Gendo.

Probably that will be revealed in the next. It almost seems like there's enough clues for me to figure it out.

-Shinji's on the moon for some reason
-Kaworu calls Gendo dad
-Everyone hates Shinji
-They are concerned that Shinji could be a fake. Why? Was there another Shinji?

>>150298657
thanks professor asuka!

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>>150299965
oh shit, you can't say that or else that one guy with the folder of 100 variations of the same comic appears

>>150299999
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

evangelion threads are increasing lately

>>150298291
You can't have a show about lolis suffering without lolis, now can you?

>>150300385
>15
>loli
???

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>>150298291
She'll stay young forever because Evangelion will be brought or re booted back time and time again due to the show's legacy. Asuka reflects the Evangelion fanbase who won't grow up and let this franchise die.

>>150300385
The bitch is canonically bleeding out of her vagina in the show, how the fuck is she a loli?

>>150298291
Reminder that Shinji is straight

>>150300664
Because she's legally under the age of consent you philistine lesbian

>>150300792
Retard, the age of consent varies across the world. In Japan it's 14.
Loli means you're prepubescent, which Asuka isn't because every month she has to shove tampons up her hole to stop the waterfall of blood from dyeing her legs. Fucking gross.

>>150300841
Yeah well you're a lesbian

>>150300884
fucken got em

>>150300884
I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure you have to be a female to be a dyke

>>150300944
>not a little girl
>posts on /a/
Yeah right, you carpet muncher.

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>we will never see Christmas Cake Asuka
This is not okay.

>>150300999
She's almost 30, she's past christmas cake and is now spoiled cake.

>>150300999
dem czech

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>>150300508
>>150300664
>loli is about age and bodily functions
I want neo/a/ to go back to MAL

>>150302647
It always was you fucking newfag.

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>>150302672
I'm not really sure how things work in MAL so I can't really argue, but you're in /a/ now so behave like it.

>>150302817
I hope you really don't think you're fooling anyone here.

They'll explain it in 3.0+1.0.

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>>150302859
I don't have to fool anyone, all you new fags can keep believing whatever you want and pretending. I wish you'd do it somewhere else but what can I do?
Do you like this loli?

>>150302993
Loli was used to mean prepubescent girl since the beginning of time. Only until recently does it just refer to a body time.
Basically, newfags like yourself ruined yet another thing.

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>>150303129
Man I feel like a dumbass now, you sound like you know your shit. I bet you've been here since 2014, you're truly a veteran.

>>150303224
At least you admit to being a dumbass. But doesn't change the fact you need to fuck off back to wherever you came from.

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>>150298657
>Curse of the Evangelion is a meta-joke about how she's a cartoon character who will never age.

its a comment on the audience that refuses to live their life, grow up, and give up anime

as to be expected, from the master

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>>150303271
They don't have sarcasm in MAL?
I guess I should have expected as much from how stupid you sound in this thread.

>>150303397
This is just embarrassing to watch.
You have to go back.

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>>150303458
Funny, I thought the same thing. It's fascinating how denial works. Don't you have an episode of Naruto to catch or something?

>>150303565
>being this desperate to bump your shitty thread
Where do you all keep coming from?

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>>150303651
I'm just bored so I'm posting this loli.
If I cared about this thread I'd post azuza or something.

>>150303778
That's nice, newfag.

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>>150303907
Can't wait for lunch break to be over.

>>150298291
That it was the curse of the evas.

Your question is answered, this thread can now be closed.

>>150300999
Witnessed

>>150298291
i thought it was just a side effect for using the eva.

>>150299999
Witnessed