/a/ QUICK THE CULTURE FESTIVAL IS TOMORROW AND WE HAVEN'T

SPOOKY MAID CAFE

CATGIRL MAID CAFE

TAKOYAKI STAND

SPOOKY CATGIRL COCK CAFE

ntr cafe

we put cum in your tea desu

spooky catgirl swimsuit maid fightan dramaplay

>>149976243
I don't think that will get approved

FORTUNE-TELLING MAID CAFE.

>>149976273
fine, then ntr maid cafe

the maid interacts with the one who pays the most

Haunted house.
We scare them off with our shit taste.

>>149976153
WHITES HAVE NO CULTURE YOU RACIST OPPRESSORS!

MAIDCAT CAFE

>>149976375
but we're all just japanese high school girls

HAUNTED crossdressing MAID CAFE

loli cafe

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Chuu2 Meido Cafe.

Maid cafe with the school's janitors as maids

>>149976153
NUDIST CAFE

>>149976195
DOGGIRL MAID CAFE

the theme is board culture

>>149976153
STUFFED ANIMAL CAFE

striptease cafe

REGULAR CAFE

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>>149976153
JUN KEN PO TOURNAMENT

have-sex-with-the-students cafe

>>149976153
A SPOOKY FOXGIRL CAFE

>>149976153
Haunted maid yakisoba quiz show

>>149977657
EEEEEEEEEHHHH!?

IRONIC MEME CAFE

Burger and fried chicken stand

>>149977817
>whoring your classmates

>>149976153
>TOMORROW
There's no time to do anything.

>>149977990
If we don't make enough money the anime club will be shut down, not to mention the student council president will be disappointed with us.

CROSSDRESSING MAID CAFE

>>149977817
Only if its includes traps.

>>149977990
just like my japanese animes

Animal cafe.
Trap cafe.
Summer cafe.
Cafe cafe.
Cyber cafe.
15 minute dating cafe.

>>149977995
No with that motivation.

cafe themed spook house

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High School Classroom!

>>149976153
RENAISSANCE FAIRE

And I really mean real Renaissance fair with codpiece-wearing cute boys accentuating their trapbulge, not another of those old and busted Medieval fair

a play of a spooky cafe house, anon will be the hero

NTR cafe. We get all the students in relationships in the school have them get mindbroken by chads and old men and have them serve food alongside them to their boyfriends as they get fucked.

Futanari loli cafe

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>>149978042
Student council president gets a freebie of his/her choice.

ISEKAI CAFE

BE TRANSPORTED TO ANOTHER WORLD ('S CAFE)

PAY IN A MADE-UP CURRENCY THAT'S EQUIVALENT TO THE JAPANESE YEN

COMPLIMENTARY TRACKSUIT UPON ENTRANCE

>>149982152
Anon-kun is so cool. I wish I could suck his dick.

>>149979960
Nah, an NTR café should be like this: you pay for coffee or tea with a treat, and a faceless old man eats and drinks it all up right in front of you. He's also strongfat as fuck so if you protest he beats your face in.

Guys we obviously need to play on our strengths, otherwise we'll never win out against rival class 2-/v/.

I propose a MAID SHITPOSTING CAFE

>>149982369
I dont know. It should involve girls being stolen. Not food.

Maid haunted house.

Fuck cafes they're all outdated and boring.

Lets do a Spirit Cooking Performance.

City Hunter Cafe

All the butlers molest the female patrons and shout MOKKORI CHANSU while the maids hit male patrons with giant inflatable hammers.

FUCK THAT GAY SHIT
MARTIAL ART TOURNAMENT

>>149976153
A mystical grab bag, my penis makes it mystical

NTR maid cafe

You order something and a fat bald old man eat your order in front of you and the maid laugh in your face

>>149983576
And they fuck in front of you.

>>149983785
>I don't hate the Japanese, they're good girls(male). I have a few working for them. But the problem are Otaku. They bring filthy odor, obsession, waifu wars. It's the coffee pouring out and the degeneracy going in. And that's why I say we NEED to build a wall!

>>149983136
Then how about your cute maid waitress takes your order then delivers your food and drink to the faceless strongfat guy who then stares at you as he eats it. The waitress then comes by your table only long enough to drop off the bill.

>>149980218
This.

>>149976153
Swimsuit+apron maid cafe

Dakimakura hotel. Pick a daki and lie down with it for 15 minutes.

Yuri cafe.
Served by onee-samas who will rape you if you are a cute girl.

hmmm how about a class play?

Like, Romeo and Juliet perhaps?

>>149984810
A girl plays Romeo and a guy plays Juliet, and a cute but evil mascot character plays the priest that poisons them both

>>149984804
Looks like I'm safe.

>>149984133
Does she suck his cock then kiss me?

>>149984810
Fuck off with that small time 8th grade shit nigger. We're putting on Twelfth Night.
>The main character is a reverse trap that falls in love with her master
>said master sends the MC to court HIS love interest, who promptly falls in love with the cross-dressing MC. Cue humorous consternation on part of the MC for being aggressively romanced by a remarkably powerful and authoritative ojousama
>MC's twin brother looks almost exactly like her, enough that they get mixed up a couple of times, yaoi bait and/or true brotherhood involved depending on how you play it
>subplot involving a clown rusing an old no-fun-allowed faggot for being an uptight cunt
>three goddamn marriages

Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy that only has one fucking couple in it anyway, no idea why people always bang on about it being so romantic when Romeo spends half the damn thing pining over someone who doesn't even show up and the rest is fighting.

>>149976153
rape cafe

>>149976153
Imageboard cafe with free Wi-Fi.

Fighting arena, protective armor included (and optional).

Let people pay money to fight each other, at a maximum of 3 rounds until you lose.

They can go hand to hand, or get some sort of plastic or rubber weapons and shields to beat the piss out of each other. Winners get a free energy drink of their choice.

>>149985891
you mean bikini armor, right?
that's the only one we have in stock.

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>>149986086
I'm not sure JKs will be interested in fighting. They're not even the target consumer.

I'm not one to enjoy men's dicks bouncing out of women's swimwear, anon.

>>149986223
It's a good thing this is an all-girl's school, then.

CROSSDRESSING BUTLER CAFE

CUTE GIRLS SKATEBOARDING COMPETITIVELY AGAINST OTHER CUTE GIRLS
Wait, wrong thread

Kidnap attendees and put them through Saw-like traps
If they fail then reveal was just prank bro

Question: Are school festival things for everyone in the community, or just parents/teachers/students? If you go to Japan while school is in session, can you just wander in or do you have to have proof that you're supposed to be there?

These kind of things actually happen, right? It's way to prevalent to just be a meme

>>149976153
Fuck all the pussy shit.

Stark naked maid cafe.

How about a light music performance?

>>149988148
>everything is a meme

>>149988483
Speaking of which, how a 4chan cultural festival would look like? Having /mu/ do the concert and shit like that.

>>149988679
That would be catastrophic

Host a School Wide Treasure Hunt.

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WHORE

HOUSE

>>149988897
WHORE

HOUSE

CAFE

>>149988679
>how a 4chan cultural festival would look like

It would go poorly.

/v/ sets up some PCs in an empty classroom to play. No one has any fun since /v/ users won't stop winning and demanding that only serious, hardcore games be played. None of the visitors have every played these games before and they're way too hard for everyone.

/ck/ plans out a very ambitious menu in their classroom cafe, except no one can agree who should cook, so the ingredients just sit out. Eventually they decide not to cook and to just serve the ingredients raw, which doesn't go well either.

/o/ and /n/ team up to provide transportation. /o/ ferries people from the parking lot into the school, while /n/ runs a rickshaw service inside the school. /n/ actually does a good job, but no one really needs to be carted from class to class. /o/ struggles on the other hand, as not many people can fit into their corollas or miatas. They also drive too fast and many people complain about them.

/k/ plans a shooting gallery in their classroom, which goes well until people start complaining that the blood and guts are too realistic and scary for children. They also claim one of the guns is real, which is unnerving since they're using live targets. Eventually an argument about 9mm vs .45 ACP breaks out between the organizers, which turns violent. The class president just locks the door and hangs a 'closed' sign up.

/pol/ holds a reenactment of a Hitler rally, complete with authentic Nazi uniforms and it's even delivered in flawless German. People are impressed until they realize that it's less of a reenactment and more of a fantasy that the students have been dying to live. Turnout is low.

/r9k/ plans an unironic kissing booth. They receive no visitors.

/b/ holds a painting contest, which actually goes quite well, until people realize that only those who drew dicks win the prizes. Turnout falls after that.

>>149984042
t. Miyazaki-san

>>149988836
>>149977839
>>149988679
>/x/, /d/, /fa/ and /ck/ make a HAUNTED crossdressing MAID CAFE with yakisoba

>>149989045
>/v/ users won't stop winning and demanding that only serious, hardcore games be played
Anon, it's 2016. /v/ would be sitting a corner watching Let's Plays instead of actually playing anything themselves.

>>149988148
It's the japanese equivalent to an open house. Policy on who can and can't enjoy the festivities depends on the policies of the school. Sometimes the school can be almost like a community center and is pretty lenient about who can participate in their events. Other schools can limit it to the student's friends/family, or just to the students themselves.Typically, private schools use it as a way to show prospective new students the facilities, so it's mostly focused towards them and their families.

>>149988679
>/mu/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0B7Z3JERdk
after that NMH cover contest till the end of festival

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>>149976153
Dragon maid cafe!

>>149988679
Having audiofags in charge of music works in theory, but in reality they'ed piss and moan more than someone on /a/ talking shit on HxH.

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>>149989687
>people on /a/ unironically defending that bland, fujo-pandering shounenshit
Gross.

>>149989209
Could a foreigner bullshit his way in by saying he's going to enroll his kid there?

>>149990096
You can bullshit your way in anywhere if you try hard enough.

>>149990096
>gaijin
>having human rights
No

>>149989230
I unironically enjoyed that. Maybe I should visit /mu/...

>>149990354
pretty good not cringe at all

HAUNTED CROSS-DRESSING MAID PLAY

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Imouto maid cafe

>>149977995
Everyone's so busy arguing about what theme we should go with they forgot to include our opinions.

what do you say we crash this festival with no survivors

>>149990324
Fucking laughed more than I should.

>>149990767
fucking gochiusa, every damn art makes me want to watch it but then i remember how boring it was.

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I know the perfect theme! Chaos!

>>149976153
Haunted crossdressing maid house.

Self-serve cafe, so we can go around and enjoy the festival.

>>149992850
>how boring it was
What a faggot.

>>149976153
Vietnam ptsd trigger cafe
Special bonus for actual vietnamese visitors

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>>149993511
I ain't no senator's son no no!

Keitai cafe. We will use two classrooms for the parallel universe and have people pretending to be others in the other room over phone.

>>149983393

I like the way you think!

AMERICAN CAFE

2 hamburgers and a large cola when you walk in

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>>149993970
Don't forget the free gun.

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>>149984042

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FUJOSHI KEIJO TOURNAMENT
WINNER GETS TO CHOOSE WHICH TWO BOYS MAKE OUT IN FRONT OF THE CLASS

>>149994313
Trap Keijo Tournament!

Boobs are off-limit but bulges are A-okay.

>>149988148
I read on wikipedia that day one is for students and family and day two is for the community

ENF Cafe

>>149976153
A spooky haunted animal cafe.
Where all the animals are dead.

>>149994507
Strip scissors paper rock cafe

>>149994464
This is correct

t. exchange student

molestation maze

>>149984804
>Yuri cafe
>Not having it be served by nothing but guys named Yuri

Serious response here.

Amateur Keijo Tournament

empty classroom simulation

>>149996540
IRL Keijo would end with most participants slipping and falling on the wet, unstable surface before ever touching anyone else. The instances of concussions, sprains and broken bones would be astronomical

LOLI DOGGIRL MAID TRAP NTR CAFE

Fuck it, let's just do a glory hole.

Maid (male) Cafe

>>149996840
Your thinking too big. Lay down some masking tape in circle on the classroom floor. Two people enter the ring for a 1v1 match. They'll have pillows strapped to their butts, or a similar padding to prevent injury.

>>149989146

There would be guys berating the LP folks for e-celeb shit. /v/ is hardly unified thanks to its huge size. Oh and the original is wrong because there would be one guy setting up casual games and then everyone would be brawling with him after he says that casual games are objectively better than hardcore games.

Basically it would be a nonstop brawl, overtaking an entire floor of the school because there's just that many of them.

Meanwhile /vg/ and /vr/ would set up a competing video game booth, but the former would end up just being a place to discuss K-pop celebrities and the latter would only get traffic from nostalgiafags.

/vp/ starts a "pokemon duel" arena which is actually an endangered animal fight ring that gets raided by SWAT.

>>149996875
>NTR
Who though?

>>149997475
the anon below your post

>>149976153
Why do anime people always choose cafe theme? Why not do like a sex shack or like set up some games in there or some shit?

>>149991093
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>149997619
because everything is better as a cafe
>sex shack vs. sex shack cafe
Obviously the latter is better
>games vs. game cafe
See?

>>149997668
USAMIN~

>>149997719
Sex shack cafe does not sound fun, sounds like they will just be serving penis cake and vagina doughnuts.

>>149997987
>Sex shack cafe does not sound fun
and then
>sounds like they will just be serving penis cake and vagina doughnuts.

You would not know fun if it bit you on your ass and sucked your dick at the same time.

>>149998064
No anon, it does not sound fun. Sounds like terrible memes that you think people would like but in reality the rest of us only put up with.

>>149997719
>/a/ vs. a cafe
shit, you are right

>>149994715
It's okay Anon, *I* still remember.

>>149998955
Thank you, anon ;_;

a bump cafe

>>150001986
Now that *is* a good idea

Let's just leave the teacher choose something.

>>149985735
>Twelfth Night
Fuck that how about The Iliad? or Julius Ceaser?

>All lolis
>Ceasar gets thrown 7 pies in the face
>dies

Twelth Night sucked by the way.

>>149985735
Someone please prevent the class prez from giving more ideas.

>>149996232
>Actually being a gaijin in a nip school

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We host a children's trading card tournament!

PRO WRESTLING MATCH

shitposting cafe

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>>149976153
CRIPPLED MAID CAFE!

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>>149976153

DELINQUENT CAFE

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>>150009801

>not maid-crippling cafe

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>>149976153
wrestling WITH BIKINI

waifu cafe

>>150002123
>>149998955
Please fuck off back plebbit with your psuedo italics

>>150009935
HAUNTED DELINQUENT MAID CAFE

>>149984810
we should put on a lain class play

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Takoyaki stall

We have a castration cafe, then sell their balls back to them as takoyaki

CARDGAMES IN MAID CAFES

Cafe cafe

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>>150010035

Cafe Maid.

>>149977817

Ah, the maid brothel.

NTR Cafe

CHRISTMAS CAKE STORE. Ara ara.

stuffed animal cafe

Reverse maid cafe.

The customers serve the maids instead.

>>149976153
REVERSE TRAP FUTA LOLI MAID SCAT CAFE

Vladimir cafe

gopnik-style cafe

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>cafe cafe cafe
Can any of you even make quality food?

>>150014572
I can make omurice

>>150014572
I was a line chef for nine years, I can cook pretty well.

>>150014409
Iyaaa Anon is such an ecchi

We have that Russian exchange student, don't we? Let's ask him if he can get us Soviet military uniforms, we'll dress as commissars and run a simulation of a Soviet gulag.

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>>150010297
Taiyaki stall

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This is enough culture for you faggots.