I beg your pardon. There've been reports of gas leaks in this area and as an employee of gas maintenance departement I am requiered to check your house.
Could you please let me in?
>>149769511
>after fukushima incident I'm pretty sure someone tried that
>>149769511
Hell no
>>149769511
I dun told y'all last time that I ain't lettin' no go'rment pigs into my house. Now get the fuck off'a my property before I excercise my second amendment rights on your go'rment overreach.
Sic semper tyrannis, motherfucker.
>>149769511
ok!
>>149769511
Sure! I see no problem Oji-san
>>149769511
Ok make it quick.
>>149769511
sure
Why do you remind me of this?
>>149769511
WHO THE HELL DO YOU TIHNK YOU IS DRUMPF JUST WON THE ELECTION WE NEED TIME TO GREIEVE
>>149769511
No gas here, sir!
>>149770947
I can't tell the difference between shitposting and newfags anymore.
I'm really starting to hate anons' affinity for using multiple layers of Irony.
Does truth even exist here anymore?
>>149770947
Hi plebbit.
>>149769511
Okay, but please take your shoes off.
Nope.
>>149771123
Every lie starts with a grain of truth.
Yes please come in
>>149769511
You can come in ojii-san. But before you do, would mind helping me get some of the classic rock CD's I left out in the car?
come on in
I-if you insist
STRANGER DANGER
STRANGER DANGER
STRANGER DANGER
Trust me, the gas leaks weren't accidental
>>149769511
Yeah dude I'm not a little girl and have actually beaten up a mugger bigger than you (scariest night of my life nightmares to this day) so yeah come in.
Is his power level over 9000?
>>149769511
Gtfo faggot
>>149769511
Are pedophiles susceptible to being raped by oppai okaa-sans?
Come on in
>>149769511
Come right in ojii-san! My parents are at work right now, so don't steal their jewelry!
>>149769511
Keep moving, buddy. Nothing in here is worth your life.
>>149771705
beat me to it
>sure thing, you already know your way around, right?
>>149769511
Yeah sure, I'll spread my loli asscheeks while you're at it.
>>149770598
If they don't leave I'll show them my TRUMP
>>149769511
newhomo here, where is this from?
sorry no bully
>>149775537
lurk moar
I say yes, let him in, then hit him over the back of the head. Then I strap him to the bed, tape his mouth, and ass rape him. Then threaten him with a box cutter.
>>149775547
>not kicking a pipe up his ass while youre at it
bruh, do you even the girl with the dragon tattoo?
YAMEROOOO
>>149769511
My bean burrito will show you a gas leak.
>>149775547
I know this whole post is also one big trope for every yandere and/or murder story ever, but it's still evoking memories of a certain shitty manga.
I think it had some serial killer girl and neet orbiter as the protags. It didn't take itself very seriously. Now that I think about it, it also had an arc around some Jigsaw reject. Anyone know what the fuck I'm thinking of?