>Wake up >See this What do

I was in a harem anime.

Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

Rape her in the hospital and then choose Rei over her.

[x] Genuflect

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>>149748833
cry

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Wake up Mari with a kiss in the cheek and tell her her girlfriend is here.

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>>149748833
The only appropriate response.

>>149748833
Give her a taste of my Wurst.

>>149748833
Punch her in the face.

>>149748833
"Piss off..."

>>149749997
This but with a different body part,
I'll leave that to your imagination

>>149748833
Laugh at her being the worst.

>>149748833
It sounds so accurate in Polish
U_suka - U_bitch in polish

>>149748833
Rape her.

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>>149748833
Grabe her and proceeds to cuddle gently while kissing.

>>149748833
Since when was my name Shinji?

>>149748833
>What do
surprise buttsex

>>149748833
Punch her, because I don't want trash in my vicinity.

After realizing that I'm shinji I would find kaworu and have my boipussy slammed

>>149748833
Glass her

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>>149748833

Expose my morning wood

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>>149748833
take a whiz, or something

>>149748833
EWGF, 1 + 2 to wall

>>149748833
Get in the robot.

>>149756968
This
But also hug her since she's best and has a crush on me

>>149748833
i would love me some asuka

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>>149760249
>they put it in an actual paper
Here I thought it was only online.

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>>149756307
>2005 memes

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>>149748833
>walk right past
>don't even break stride
>probably shouldercheck her into the wall

Fuck off, I haven't had my coffee yet.

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>>149760614
oh wow

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Why are these people mean to Asuka? She's so vulnerable and conflicted, she just needs to be loved

>>149748833
I like to grab em by the pussy

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>>149761052

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>break into Terminal Dogma
>fuck all the clone Reis

>>149761022
why did she pinch his nose?

>>149761516
his breathing from the nose was tickling her

>>149761548

baka shinji

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>>149761516
She gets off on the strangling, it's what she was trying to telegraph. People often form their fetishes at a young age, which makes sense, as her mother strangled her and then died of asphyxiation herself.

It took her a lot of work to get Shinji to give her what she really wanted.

>>149761516
It tickled
But also he just stood there like an idiot instead of starting the kiss and at least trying to hold her
If he expressed himself right there Eva may have been different, but that's the main theme, inability to interact due to fear of being hurt

>>149761516
She's more anxious than he is and needs something to pretend she's in control and knows what she's doing.

>>149760249
What the fuck is this? Is it real?
Most of it is really difficult to read on that picture.
Sorry, I don't keep up with /pol/ shit.

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>>149763189

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>>149763282
It makes me sad for a few reasons. Disparaging some cartoon character. The low state of journalism. Mostly the disparagement of Asuka though.

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>>149749892

>Rei calling something "bland".

>>149748833
Go back to sleep, hoping for a wet dream about Misato doing the rest.

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>>149760249

The modern Mainstream Media is so fucking stupid at this point I am shocked it hasn't collapsed under its own corruption.

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>>149763282
Who fucking rights this nonsense? Lets just strip out all cultural context and symbolism and make it about muh jews.

and asuka as a warrior and love interest to shinji, she was a broken child.

>>149761516

Because women taking physical control is hot as fuck, and Asuka knows it.

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>>149763282

>picture of the author literally looks like the Jew Caricature

Can't make this shit up.

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>>149763383
I mean, he obviously didn't even watch the show. But that doesn't make much of a difference when you just want to write an article that makes you the poor victim of a cartoon character. Thank god it never caught on like when CNN put pictures of that godforsaken frog on the air.

>>149760249
>>149763282

And people used to complain about Fox News being "biased".

>>149763330
Scrolling down, I half-expected the next panel to say that was exactly how she liked it.

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>>149748833
Make this face at her.

>>149762634
That's a pretty cool way of looking at it.
I just finished the series and I find it pretty cool how revisiting scenes/episodes after the ending(s) makes you see things in a different light.

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>>149764858
She made her choice.

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>>149764858

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>>149764858
tfw re-watching NGE and seeing all the times everyone around Asuka tore her down bit by bit inadvertently. She just needed to be hugged til the tears came out ;_;

>>149764980
Right, that's also something that I have not seen discussed much. I found it kinda sad that Katsuragi had to resort to literally taking advantage of Shinji to convince him to pilot the damn thing. I really wasn't expecting her to be that desperate, especially since she probably knew she was going to die then and there.
>>149765026
Ok the hospital part is downright sad fuck me.

>>149762126
>Eva may have been different
Wouldn't change a thing about Angels, Seele, and Gendo. Could distance Shinji from Rei and impact Rei's motivation to betray them all for Shinji.

>>149761022
I can pretty much guarantee they're all underage. Faggots too.

>>149765026
;-;

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>>149765151
>>149766356
Oh damn, better have a screencap of a screencap so we can upload this to Rebbit, huh? I've seen more eloquent posts than this voicing similar sentiments and there were no forced replies or /v/ tier collage image accompanying it. Not to mention the anon in question posted it roughly three times before it caught on and got this ebin cap. Fuck off back to wherever you came from.

>>149760249
>asukafags barrage the newspapers now

Desperate

>>149766497
get a load of this butthurt

>>149748833
Ask her how she feels about ruining every anime girl and defining tsundere for the past 20 years

>>149766688
The fact that a broken girl became the new model for the tsundere trope says more about the audience then it does about the character.

>>149766677
Get a load of yourself, newfag. How hard is it to type like a functioning human being? Fuck outta here.

>>149766497
I think you are confused about a few things. For one, not only did the post get screencapped, but it is also a copypasta, so what likely happened is you just saw the screencap image of the original post after it had already been copypasta'd a few times.

>>149766820
It's a pasta alright and this was about the third time anon was forcing this shit when it caught on.

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>>149766870
Well, even if your baseless claim is true, I mean, two posts before it caught fire is still pretty good. I don't see the issue really. Are you mad that no one listened to your Asuka posts?

>>149766977
You can look up the variations yourself. Something netting a /v/tier compliation image isn't terribly noteworthy, in my opinion. I'm just tired of retards reposting it and newfags acting like chimps to it.

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>>149767050
how do you expect me to look up a variation of this text? Just show it to me.

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>>149767090
>I have no ideas what archives are, spoonfeed pl0x

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>>149767090

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>>149767120
is it so hard to not be gay

>>149767189
You should be asking yourself that.

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>>149767236
will you be my boyfriend annon?

>>149763282
The fucking state of journalism, Jesus fuck

>>149767050
>>149767090

He'll never show it to him. People on the internet love being right. If he had said something wrong, he would be spammed up the ass with the proof that he was wrong.

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>>149767425
this anon makes sense

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>>149765026
By the Emperor, these feels.

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>>149767648
post more assucker

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>>149767818

>>149748833
wonder who put a shitty entry-level 90's anime on TV

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>>149768014
tks

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>>149766497
you don't feel anything when you read that post?

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>>149767818

>>149767524
>this anon

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>>149768160

>>149768091
Anon, I'm probably one of the most autistic Asukafags out there. The post is very moving, but it's just seeing it treated as a commodity that upsets me.

But no one cares to listen to the lamentations of a zealous Asukafag, so I have to frame it in an arguementative context that is more neutrally grounded and/or palatable to non-Asukafags.

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>>149768254

>>149768299
Thanks.

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>>149768254
It sort of bothered me too. I wrote it, and it made me sad when I wrote it, but I saw it posted everywhere and slowly I became desensitized. What once made me sad now does nothing to me. But, everytime it is posted, someone is seeing it for the first time. And that's good.

And our stupid anime posts don't make it to reddit.

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Asuka is always the fuck in fuck/marry/kill, even when she's not an option.

Don't you just want to punch her face and tongue-punch her fart box?

>>149748833
jizz is on my hand already

>>149768396
I guess that's one way of looking at it.

>>149768415
I'd rather the latter after punching you into a grave.

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>>149768415
Naw, you fuck misato, marry asuka, and kill the toilet.

Asuka needs love, someone to hold her while she cries. Not some dirty fucking

>>149768472
And by latter, I mean the whole tongue punch thing. anyway.

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>>149768357
np

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>>149768445

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i hate lewdsuka posts

post classy asuka or fuck off

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>>149768904
nah

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>>149768940
yes

or i reipost

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>>149768971

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>>149766497

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>>149769250

>>149748833
Fuck off shinji
and stop wearing that fucking wig you fag

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>>149768904
as you have noticed, ill post exactly what i want to post

>>149769216

It looks like she's trying to prevent her right breast from escaping.

>>149749010
/thread

>>149769383
if i had a tit like that i would try to retain it with all my might too

>>149769399
>/thread
sorry bud, that was post 3 with 140 to follow

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>>149769353
>asuka face
>their noses
>but especially asuka

>>149748833
Try to hide morning wood

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>rescued from certain death after a fight she won
Thanks, baka.
>rescued from certain death after a fight she lost, rescuer technically killed
Destroys everything she owns.
>rescued from torturous brain-death, rescuer reflective of her deepest fears
It's over.

>>149760456
2005 memes are best memes

>>149761022
she just needs to be dicked, preferably by a man twice her age, twice her size and a dick twice as big as hers.

>>149769593
a dick that size is impractical, except maybe for a Kenyan

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>>149769353
>>149769326
>>149769309
>>149769288
>>149769250
>>149769232
>>149769216
>>149769199

It's like he's posting my asuka collection

>>149769685
if you right click and chose save it would indeed become your asuka collection

Grab her by the pussy.

>>149769816
you already have Ivanka, leave other women alone.

>>149769812
wouldn't we all, anon... wouldn't we all

>>149769935
Now that Obama is gonna have a lot of free time you two might just get your wish.

>>149748833

Queue the quirky fun theme, and start my new life as a high-school student in an over the top anime reality

>>149769812
Why the fuck are Reifags so godawfully obsessed with niggers? Fuck off before I bomb your /c/ thread, shitstain.

>>149770003
gosh, there's something about the thought of a big black cock sliding within me while stretching my sphincter to its limits that truly causes a puddle to form at my feet.

>>149770115
What are you talking about? accept it, your waifu would love to get fucked by a big, fat kenyan dick. As for the obsession with them, I'm not this guy >>149770174; he's one of yours.

>>149769812
>>149769935
>>149770003
>>149770115
>>149770174
You guys better keep it down, you don't /pol/ finding out about this thread and start screaming "KEK!".

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>>149770240
kek

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>>149770240
The Asuka as antisemitic article, and trump mentions already happened, /pol/ is here, probably masturbating at the thought of other anons taking kenyan dick.

>>149769593
It would be better if he was faceless, old, sweaty, and fat.

asuka's a bitch and /a/ only likes her because they're beta as fuck and can't stand the thought of being in control of anything

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>>149770240
KEK! it is too late

>>149767219
Woah, she looks like Undyne!

>>149748833
Jerk off right in her face

>>149770468
that's fucked up

>>149770536
sex stuff with Asuka is only fucked up if she's in a coma, or her period.

>>149761516
To force him to open his mouth to breathe so she could stick her tongue down his throat.

I get in the fucking robot

>>149770221
Enjoy the ban, turdwrangler.

>>149770790
what are you talking about?

>>149770323
>>149770385
Keep it up and I'll post Rei guro.

>>149770810
Fuck off cuckmaster flex.

>>149770826
post it and you'll be the one getting banned.

All these Reifags are really proving is their undying lust for genitalia of questionable colors. They literally cannot stop posting about it.

>>149770843
Cry more fagboy.

>>149770354
>referring to /a/ as an entity outside of yourself
Well, you're welcome to rteurn to Reddit anytime you want champ. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

>>149770931
in this particular instance I am outside of the perspective of the common person on /a/

>>149770860
I don't like kaworu, And it's Asuka who lusts for genitalia of questionable colors. though calling it that is racist, Asuka wouldn't like you and wouldn't let you suck the cum off her cunt if you're racist.

>>149748833
Go back to sleep. My name is even close to Shinji nor am I stupid. And she better stop pestering me unless she wants to get her holes filled forcefully.

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>>149771018
Xpearse can you go get killed by spics already? Wasn't it enough for you to get made a fool of in the getter Robo thread?

Can you stop posting about dubious dongs for one fucking second and just kill yourself? Dead serious, just go fap to beecock since you're also infatuated with insect rape and just die. Please. No one loves you. No one even likes you.

You make utterly shit translations for a fucking hapa and your genes are inferior. Just die.

>>149771110
wow thats really mean bully boy

>>149771110
who the fuck is Xpearse. you should stop asuming anyone you don't like is one person. My mom likes me.

>>149771110
Are you saying you don't want to suck on Asuka's cum drenched holes?

>>149771173
Call it what you will, defect; it's the truth.

>>149771193
Gee, pretty much the only faggot who raves on and on about his insatiable lust for niggers? Fuck off you cellphone samefagging shit. Belfast deserves to be bombed, because if a community is such guttershit trash to raise slime like you, even the neighboring towns should be promtply gassed.

>>149771222
I'm saying you're a samefagging fuckboy and if you weren't a pissdrinking cowardly shit you'd dox yourself so I could send you to the grave personally, fuckabilly dipshit.

Hapas are such trash.

>>149771232
Seems like an upstanding young bloke if he pisses you off that much, do you have a thread link where I can see his work?

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>>149771249
Yeah, you know, I actually had a hard time deciphering that after you replied to me 4 times within a small window with the same defensive butthurt, faggot.

Gee willickers, lucky guess, huh?

>>149771282
>Xpearse also has a fetish for auto-fellatio
Who knew?

>>149771290
>>149771110
five times anon

>>149771321
You would if you could

>>149771356
Or maybe if I habitually fapped to half the bottom of the barrel tier shit you do. What's it like having Devaintart as a primary caterer to your fetishes?

Faggot.

>>149771393
You're wrong anon, I have Asuka and my imagination as primary cateter to my fetishes. (and getter robo too?)

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>>149771469
>I-I'm not Xpearse!
Fuck off anytime, faggot. What, your parents didn't slap you around enough so you're short on attention today?

>>149771527
they slapped me plenty, that shit made me the man you know and love today.

>>149771572
More like the retarded faggot cocksniffer that derails a thread purely to pontificate upon his apparent obsessing with repugnant richards and his spurious defense of his being an Asukafag.

You're a shitty baiter. You're not ebin, you're shit. You have one shtick to guarantee replies.

You're no ruseman, you're a wanna-be and a reddit transplant that doesn't belong here.

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>>149771796
Try harder.

>>149771828
that's hard

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>>149771796

grab by hair and impregnate.

>>149771906
Are you black?

>>149771923
>this faggot is STILL posting about niggers

>>149771867
Just report it.

>>149771949
they make for the best dicks to satisfy Asuka with. I don't see how that calls for homophobic slurs.

>>149772004
You must really want me to dump Rei guro.

>>149772026
You like what you like, I don't judge.

>>149772004
Hey, faggot, fuck off. Thank you.

>>149772056
You're welcome but no.

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someday i will marry a girl like asuka!

>>149772431
some day you are going to kill yourself

>>149748833
Wonder what went so horribly wrong in my life and the world that Asuka is not only real, but has also broken into my apartment for god knows what reason. I didn't sign up for this shit.

>>149772543
I feel you man, a world where Asuka exists seems like an unimaginable nightmare.

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>>149772654
I dunno, you have one thing to look forward to.

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>>149772495
jokes on you, i will do it next year.

>>149773030
No, joke's on you: You won't have the balls, it'll be just another failure to your list.

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>>149760249

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>>149763282
>Despite a fair amount of googling and searching databases of memes, I couldn't find anyone decoding this particular image
>So I did it myself
What a hero. I can't believe people get paid to write this shit.

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Asuka has a femdom fetish right? That's why she's attracted to quiet, beta, insecure MCs like Ikari right or is it just Anno stroking his damaged ego?

>>149773517
I'd like to believe so because I'm into it.

>>149748833
Kill self

>>149773581
Why, anon?

Now Im not saying I'd make a better MC than shinji. But Id have dicked asuka and rei so hard. Theyd be pregnant with my kids by the end of the series.

Then Id chose misato because alcoholic christmas cakes are my thing.

>>149773767
You can't even use apostrophes consistently and you think you could do any of what you said? Good joke faggot.

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>>149773517
She absolutely doesn't. She had Shinji submitting himself to what she wanted to do to him, making no move of his own without her direct permission, and it hurt her feelings.

>>149773871
Anon they wouldnt care how well I use the english language on a chinese cartoon image board. Not like theyd be speaking coherently once Im done with them.

>>149774071
You can't even speak coherently in the first place you obnoxious shitskin. Go outside and get gutted by a machete. Thanks.

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>>149768899

>>149774177
Why are you so mad over something so trivial anon? Whats troubling you?

>shitskin

But Im as pale as snow.

>>149774357
>pale as snow
Yeah and Argentina is white. Kill yourself.

>>149774063
Does she see herself in Shinji, maybe? I dunno.

>>149774372
But I am. What do you want a picture? You dont know how I look like anon.

But besides that, you seem upset. No one gets this mad over apostrophes. Whats troubling you anon? Im a good listener.

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>>149748833
If I display any more knowledge than I'm supposed to, SELE will get me.

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>>149774575
How about you fuck off, Jorge?

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>>149774269
fukken a m8

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>>149773505

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>>149775456

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>>149775572

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>>149775668

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>>149775745

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>>149775778

>>149748833
Ask the german how they got inferior genetics and ended up a ginger.

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>>149775824

>>149762109
You know, that almost sounds like it could be true.

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>>149775847

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>>149775871

>>149773517
>Asuka has a femdom fetish right? That's why she's attracted to quiet, beta, insecure MCs like Ikari right or is it just Anno stroking his damaged ego?
She likes strong confident guys that will take her hard if they would only stop seeing her as a little girl. Her attraction to Shinji is just her hormones playing tricks on her going for a more attainable target so she might blow some steam off. She's basically like when some anons end up falling for gay or trap stuff because they haven't gotten laid in years/ever.
>>149775896
>cocks
Goddamn it Maya I know you have a crush on her, but you're a cute lesbian, have some integrity and don't humor the commander's cock-sleeve, she'll degrade you as much as she has degraded herself.

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>>149775896

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>>149775976

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>>149776055

>>149776055
fuck you, and fuck ritsuko. stop cramming cocks down maya's throat.

>>149776093
this is fine.

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>>149776106

>>149775976
Isn't it the opposite? She's attracted to strong confident guys because of her hormones and in reality is attracted to beta faggots like Shinji and she despises herself for it? Because, you know, she just wants a hug and a person to talk to and Shinji being subservient is perfect for her? Not to mention they both have family problems? or am I misunderstanding the story?

>>149776238
You're misunderstanding the story.

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>>149776319

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>>149776384

>>149776238
She and Shinji have a great many parallels, an inherent fear of people being one. He deals with it by pushing others away. She deals with it by making herself inaccessible to others.

However, she refused to be pushed away, and her was able to slowly but surely reach towards her level. This resulted in mutual attraction (not that either knew how the other felt) and a number of communication failures made it even harder for either to reach out, for fear of being hurt. Hedgehog's dilemma and all that.

At the end of the series, Shinji resolves to conquer his fears, having been forced to experience their worst possible outcomes, yet deciding that so long as there is a chance at happiness, it is worth whatever pain the world causes you.

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>>149776485

>>149776238
You're projecting the common Asukafag idea that all she really wants is a hug, which it's not necessarily wrong, but outwardly she's a well adjusted individual people are fine with having heart to heart conversations with her, it's just she never really gives anything real in those, Shinji is not any good at getting those from her either.

And Asuka likes strong, confident guys for the same reasons any girl would, hormones plays a part, but since her childishness isn't landing her anywhere with Kaji, those same hormones are starting to look elsewhere, but since her drive to be an adult, and her idea of her own greatness has lead her to determine she deserves Kaji or a guy like that, she hates herself now that her mind is playing tricks on her by making her take notice of shinji who she has put in the 'loser' column.

>>149776525
He also manages to do shit in an EVA (her ultimate measuring device) that even she can't. That has to be worth at least brownie points

>>149776312
Look, buddy, I haven't watched Evangelion TV since 2001 or something like that. And I just watched EoE recently because people were arguing with me to watch it.
I'll watch the movie, maybe. EoE was great but the TV series weren't so good.
Cut me some slack.

>>149776525
>outwardly she's a well adjusted individual people are fine with having heart to heart conversations with her
That's basically me. I'm rather good at faking confidence.

>>149776608
>Evangelion TV since 2001
>not watching eva every year
What's wrong with you, anon?

>>149776568
But that's exactly the start of what broke her. Before meeting him, when she learns of his sync ratio on the first try, she's fucking impressed, and you'll notice than when first meeting the other kids, at first she thinks Touji is the pilot, the bit and muscular guy that will get on her face as much as she gets on his in a discussion is exactly who in her mind would fit as the ace pilot who could outdo her. Instead it's the whimpy kid that's not even taller than her. If that's the great Shinji Ikari what does that really say about what piloting skills say about her worth as a person if he can be both good at it and a pathetic sight to everyone.

>>149776728
>If that's the great Shinji Ikari what does that really say about what piloting skills say about her worth as a person if he can be both good at it and a pathetic sight to everyone.
Fuck that sentence, let me rephrase it:
If that's the great Shinji Ikari, what does that say about her own piloting skills in relation to her worth as a person if he can be both a good pilot and a pathetic kid? When her whole self perception is that she is great because she is a pilot.

>>149776695
I thought Evangelion at the time was pretty stupid. Blogpost incoming but I watched that together with my dad and we thought it was pretty confusing and the storytelling sucked balls.

For more than a decade we laughed at how stupid it is.

>>149776608
Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.

>>149776837
> Not problems like "What is beauty?"
> I solve practical problems.
I'm an architect so I deal with both. Take that you two.

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>>149774063

>>149776891
I'm not one for real, I was referencing tf2

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>>149776525
Asuka might rationalize it that way herself. Her hormones wouldn't respond to a soft-spoken attempted therapist and gardener ruined for life by survivor's guilt if it were true.

>>149776810
I think that the situation is even more simple: her self-worth is directly tied to the set of external things.
It's a house of cards. You just need to remove one or two and it will crumble.

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>>149777136
She doesn't know Kaji does gardening or how messed up and very much like shinji he is, the Kaji she knows is poker-face Kaji, the reckless Kaji that doesn't care if beverage cans end up spilled in the floor when he throws them away, she doesn't know about the soft Kaji that would actually order the trash can when his guard is down.

>>149776525
>>149776238
I think both are good points to be honest

>>149777571
It's the irony, she fantasizes about Kaji the alpha guy that would be the ultimate status symbol for her, when the reality is he's just a grown up brooding Shinji with a flashier facade.

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>>149773505
He asks for no glory. He will take no wife, father no children.

>>149777571
He sounds like a delusional Asukafag to be henst

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>>149775848
I make the most sense when I am trying to mock or criticize people. just like anno.

>>149763282
>a reddit-like thread
There's no way this guy isn't false-flagging

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>>149776319
Asuka confirmed kittycat. The ears, the way she has a disdain for affection she clearly desires. boxes.

>>149778092
Nope, Asuka confirmed junk: >>149775668

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>NERV
>Humanity's last hope
>Enough money to pay for gigantic underground base and big ass robots
>Personel consists of top specialists from around the world
>Can't manage to afford a therapist for main characters
Like what the fuck

>>149778185
>Japan's taboo with acknowledging / treating psychological issues

>>149778185
>Personel consists of top specialists from around the world
>Personnel costs of mental broken dregs of a humanity who band together to fight angels

There, fixed it for you.

>Also, implying therapists can do shit
A better question is why they didn't just drug the shit out of Shinji when he didn't want to pilot the robot.

With all the money NERV had there must have been some great shit lying around.

>>149778185
Ever pay attention to the radio call-in show playing in misato's car? After second impact and the war that happened afterwards, people lived through so much shit, no one really has much patience to self pity. Therapists really do not exist in that world. Shinji and his generation are the first that didn't have to live through any of that and to the older generations their emotional struggles seem like pointless whining since it doesn't have to do with basic survival.

So, how would Eva plot look like if it made sense?

>>149778325
Define "sense"
>Angels don't exist in the first place, so there isn't even a story
>Shinji is raised by a loving mother, Rei is never made, Asuka is just another suicide statistic.

>>149778273
Their drug budget is maxed out on Rei.

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>>149776519
cute comic. I like boxs

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>>149748833
Tell her it's the end of times and to not fucking bother me or speak to me again, get up push her out and lock bedroom door, then go back to sleep

>>149777777
derp

>>149778419
>lock bedroom door,
>Implying the Japanese use locks
>especially on interior doors

Just tell her that you're a better pilot than she is and to take a drive out to Aokigahara because she is literally irrelevant at this point.

That should do it.

That should do it.

>>149778273
It's come up in a version or two, Ritsuko even brings up outright brainwashing him and transferring Misato in the manga. She also mentions damaging his ability to synchronize as a possibility and Gendou just waits for the subject to drop. Up to you which of them first had the idea and who wasn't willing to try it.

Grab a brush and put a little make up.

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>>149777777
>777777

>>149748833
what else would I do other than intense ravaging

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>>149748833
Ask her if she's got what it takes to be a villain

>>149779049
Does synch ratio even matter once it's inflated as 01 goes beserk?

>implying Shinji ever accomplished anything significant with skill

The only downside would be more of Tokyo getting wrecked.

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>>149763282
>Jewish film festival add

>>149779174
Capitalizing your sentences or using punctuation, for one.

>>149779346
Not him, but I don't use periods on single sentence posts on 4chan, it makes them seem blunt

>>149768299
So how much did DHL pay Anno for that spot anyway?

>>149779333
>implying Shinji ever accomplished anything significant with skill
he killed the worm angel, the israfel dance must have required skill, and taking down a kaworu controlled unit 02... surprisingly that's about it, so you're not entirely wrong.

>>149779388
Makes you seem underaged to me.

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>>149769216
>mfw you realize someone took the time to vector this frame by frame

>>149779394
I think they used brands without asking, I might have read that they got in trouble with one or something.

>>149748833
"Oh great, I'm 14 again. Just kill me".

>>149779430
with a single hand no less...

>>149779420
Language as changed, and evolved around the existence of non spoken conversation, therefore things that previously had no meaning have been given it. To clarify, the period has evolved past being a simply way to signify to end a sentence, and if you are incapable of understanding that you are either too young or too old, or simply retarded.

>>149779333
If they wanted 01 to be aware and handle everything personally and voluntarily then yes, there's very good reasons for not delivering her motivation to her broken and letting her know they did it.

>>149779465
I've heard the same rhetoric used to defend putting emojis and textspeak as well as other gay shit into dictionaries. Kill yourself.

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>>149779501
>drugs make people "broken"
With all they science shit they pull, I'm pretty sure that they could just give him something to stop him from being a little bitch.
and then send me some

>>149779554
The context is MKUltra shit, not antidepressants.

>>149769593
She tried to get just that but failed. Hence her frustration.

Being Asuka is suffering

>>149748833
ask where literally anyone but her is.

>>149779683
Nobody mentioned anti-depressants, I mentioned space magic anti-fag drugs.

No need to go full Einsatzgruppen on him.

Although Germany was working on anti-fag drugs so made I might be a bit off, but you get the point.

>>149779742
I'd be willing to volunteer to be a Kaji replacement.

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Wake up, hug her and kiss her passionately
>ywn actually do this
Just fucking kill me I guess

>>149779880
>having two waifus

>>149748833
I can see subtitles now?

Befriend my boy Kaji and eat watermelon.

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test asuka