A wise magical negro offers to transfer you to a 2d world with

I've done worse

>>149707632
yes

>>149707632
Nah, Trump won so I'm fine with this world.

>>149707632
Yes

>>149707715
You just wrote the next biggest hit Light Novel
My girlfriend is a female Donald Trump in a Fantasy World!

>>149707632
Obama don't you have better things to do?

>>149707984

Outside of presidential transfer meetings, issuing some pardons, and a few official functions, a lame duck president has nothing to do with their time.

So I guess posting on 4chan isn't out of the question.

>>149707632
That's what he said to you before penetrating you anon?

Come on, you are almost 30 already, and you still belive in Aladdin's lamp?

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>>149708480
H-He said it'll happen after I fall asleep.

can't be worse than browsing /a/ on sunday

>>149707632
No, I enjoy my life and am happy. Leaving it all and all the friends I have behind would be kind of awful.

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ERP? I can live with that.

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>>149707632
No one said it would be a nice world.
>some uninhabited wasteland with nothing to eat but moss and rocks
>some grimderp rapey shithole with assholes, wars, poverty, murderhobos everywhere

No one said I'd be the only one with OP power.
>have vector control
>get instagibbed by a top tier reality warper

No one said that my power will be useful or have no weakness.
>power to explode stars
>in a low tech world
>power to kill anyone whose name I know
>get killed by some random bandit or a stray bullet

No one said that world would work like in my isekai romcom harem adventures
>be an asocial introvert loser
>get transported to the magical realm
>be an asocial introvert loser, but without anime, games and internet, having to deal with language and cultural barriers, not to mention no income

No one said transporting a 3D person into a 2D world would be safe. Just because there exists a R^3 -> R^2 bijection, it doesn't mean it wouldn't turn me into a pink goo smeared all over the plane.

No one said the degenerate sexual favor wouldn't leave me mortally wounded.

Too bad Mr. Magical Negro, I have way too high WIS and way too low LCK to fall for this one.

>>149707632
No, I won't be able to meet my family and friends anymore.

Why the fuck would I want to be alone in a world I don't know?

Grow up, are you 12?

>>149707632
>getting NTR'd by the wise magical negro

GOD DAMNIT. BUT I WOULD STILL DO IT.