Would you accept her contract?

Yea

Stop creating new threads


we are here >>149672428

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Arc 4 Ch 58
https://mega.nz/#!oR1iCCRL!ocPOSf9kJmcl1NhH6g6sRdAH9PFgJOmEVyl3QW56c4w

Previous stuff
https://mega.nz/#F!VNdzDYYK!nK9fNU3LeprlZSbRAnlsRg

Arc 3 Ch 35 ⅔
https://lemonwater123.wordpress.com/2016/11/10/arc-3-rem-taking-care-of-subaru-and-camping-out/

For animefags looking to continue the story
http://pastebin.com/jELdbTH6

>>149687940
Fuck off with that bait thread

>>149687940
Fuck off with your clickbait shit.

>>149687760
Fuck I ain't reading that. Its like a EULA right? Just click accept and continue.

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>>149687940
Fuck you, catloving faggot, i'm sticking with this one.

>>149687983
Stop being so damn autistic.

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Bros, despite my heart feeling heavy from your incredible malice, I still like you all.

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>>149687784
>>149688005

>>149688089
>won't go away no matter how adamantly we tell you to
Stop bullying us and go away

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>people call this evil
Are you out of your mind?

>>149688061
>implying the masterpiece/mediocre threads aren't all made by you
>calling anyone else autistic

>>149688160

Don't worry my bro, I'm not leaving. I'm not bullying you either.

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>Patrasche responds by stretching her neck out, rubbing her snout against Subaru. The gesture contains both affection, and sulkiness at being left aside, inspiring a tickly kind of feeling in Subaru.
>Subaru: “Sorry for this suddenly when you're still waking up, but have a job. Can you ferry me back to the mansion again?”
>Subaru pats her snout. Patrasche makes a noise in a 'You're just hopeless, Subaru-kun...' kind of 'no choice but to do it' way. Subaru sighs in relief at getting her agreement and unlatches her gate, readying to lead her outside
>Subaru-kun
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>[Subaru: Emilia-tan, you noticed that too? I also noticed that. It makes my heart flutter, so don’t do that too often please, Patrasche.]
> It makes my heart flutter

>(Bit from the Fugel Tree confession)
>[Subaru: But, when I look at you, my heart flutters. …You can think of me as a terrible guy.]

Is subaru sane at this point? Is he going to start asking Patrasche to fix his hair?

>>149688136
Shit, what did I sign? I don't want to go to no gay tea party

>>149688235
Yeah, she'll even patch you up after the earthquake she caused made the roof collapse on you and broke your arms

>>149688298
Lifetime of suffering

Reminder this >>149672428 is the actual new thread and the new ones should be deleted


>>149688247
Why are you memetexting like a newfag?

>>149688263
>please go
>no
Bullying.

>>149688285
>He starts asking Otto for translations

>>149688285
Subaru is sane, just not as sane.

>>149688235
Tornadoes aren't evil. Earthquakes aren't evil. Monsoons aren't evil.

>>149688298
>he didn't read the EULA
look at this faggot and laugh

>>149688372
It's the only way you'll understand.

>>149688356
As long as it isn't gay suffering

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>>149688298
Just don't drink the tea and you'll be fine.

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I don't understand why you all bully me so much even though I try to be as nice as possible

>>149688554
Drop everything you are doing right now and just not act like a faggot

>>149688607

But how am I acting like a faggot?

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OTP

>>149688285
That reminds me, did typesetter anon ever finish the image with his bangs down?

>>149688927
Nope. Too busy at the moment. Anyhow, I just saw this translated right now. Re:st room has also been scanned.

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/995471/995c467fd9/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/995394/37f8ca9c22/

>>149688664
I do understand you love for felix as a character and who the fuck knows, maybe he would be even okay as a husbando, but noone wants to stay in the thread when it's loitered by so many pictures of your one and only love. Treat it as the mental equivalent of a conversation where someone randomly begins screaming FELIX DA BEST!!1 OTP!!! CRUSH A CUTE! with total disregard for the topic discussed.

>>149689035

But I don't even post THAT much. One post here and there won't annoy anyone.

>>149689035
He's like a classic tripfag. He would be only a fourth as cancerous if you guys didn't feed him replies.

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>>149689004
Is it good or bad that she got a watersports doujin before Echidna?

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>>149689004
These are just getting wilder and wilder

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>>149689035
WITCHES DA BEST!!1

>>149689091
Surely they won't, keep going, catbro

>>149689165
Its also the only one I've seen that takes advantage of RbD

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>>149689234

Thank you my bro

So, we've already established that witches should be treated like forces of nature, somewhat uncontrollable, totally unpredictable and wildly powerful.

What does that make bishops?
Since Gluttony said great malbeasts only listened to him cause of the genes of their creator and Sloth dropped some words about that there is a limited amount of witch genes he can spread (the more he has, the stronger the Unseen Hand authority), it's heavily implied that bishops got their genes straight from the witches, and in term of average rankings they are pretty much equally powerful.

>>149689456
If I was to distinguish them I'd say that maybe the witches have concerns and a mentality that is truly inhuman, whereas the bishops are extremely flawed humans (or elves, whatever)

>>149689264
Wait, did he actually die at the end or just faint from exhaustion?

>>149688089
Love you too bro

>>149689594
He died the first time he caught her outside. She transformed and murdered his ass.

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>>149689751

Thank you

>>149687944
I made a new pastebin with an alternative interlude 1 link to avoid awkwardness.

http://pastebin.com/sTd7dtAx

>>149689456
Considering Satella has all of the Witch genes after her little tantrum 400 years ago, they likely all got them from her.

>>149689541
Some of the Witches are a little more relatable than other however. On a close, personal basis, it's terribly difficult to dislike Minerva, but from an outside perspective she's a monster. Typhon is literally just a child with far too much power. Echidna has very "human," relatable behaviors, but is entirely untrustworthy, like a textbook psychopath. Sekhmet is just lazy and unmotivated as all fuck. I'm not terribly familiar with Carmilla's character since we haven't seen her in Arc4 yet and I don't plan on skipping, but from what I've read she's a very meek person with the unfortunate curse of Lust.

The other two are almost completely unrelatable though. Satella's blind devotion, insatiable desire for love, and shallow affections make her entirely off-putting, as does Daph's unnatural hunger. Hunger to drown out all moral obligations. Hunger to override reason. Hunger to enough to consume oneself.

Do we need to start talking about mana cows again?

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Is drawbro coming back? He didn't stream in Friday like he said, and he seems to not have been here since. I wonder if he's okay? I don't want the cuddling angels to be the final legacy he left us with.

Come back bro

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Nee-sama is amazing.

>>149690007
But there's an underlying unreasonable madness to it all

Minerva won't accept that she is causing more problems than she fixes, and takes it as her fury to a world that allows such misfortune to punch endlessly and causes disasters endlessly.

Typhon is completely unreasonable and will harm you over the slightest offence. her self-righteousness is beyond reproach and she cares for little else.

As you said, Echidna is good at faking being human, but is a true psychopath.

>>149687760
goddammit, I wanted to stop reading half-way so bad but couldn't look away and forced myself to continue anyway

>>149689456
Where did the Witches get their genes then? They all used to be human, or whatever, after all.

>>149690257>>149690007

So, basically there might be a theme of not accepting an idea that there are things beyond one's control.

Echidna's Greed is not accepting that one can not know everything.
Carmilla's Lust is not accepting that you can be loved by someone without your interference.
Minerva's Wrath is not accepting that there are times you need to wield violence, etc, etc.

How do you distinguish between a true human with psychopathic tendencies and a psycho who fakes being human?

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>>149690434
Something tells me the answer lies with Pandora, maybe Hector who is the only male witch so far and one we know even less about.

>>149690511
>How do you distinguish between a true human with psychopathic tendencies and a psycho who fakes being human?
As long as they're faking, you don't. You could tell when they just sort of casually forget and eat a baby or something.

>>149690434
>Where did the Witches get their genes then?
From their parents, duh. How do you not know this? You're worse than Emilia.

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>>149687760
If she'll agree to mine.

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>>149690529
Oh, I'm sure Pandora probably played a huge part in releasing the Sins, as it's hard to ignore the implications of her name, and she's probably also the main person responsible for offering the Sins to others. We can't ignore that Pandora is the first woman in Greek mythology, after all.

However, I very much doubt that Pandora is the actual source, though she might be patient zero.

Rem is only good for rape.

>>149690960
I want to say it was probably a result of someone experimenting with magic a long, long time ago but the authorities don't really work on the same rules. I think the one confirmed interaction with mana and an authority is Minerva's healing sucking out all of the mana in an area and causing disaster.

>>149691390
It's not rape if Subaru's willing.

>>149690951
What's yours?

>>149691423
I meant Rem gets raped.

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>>149690670
The problem is that with humans there always could be unknown reasons to do stuff which instead would be misattributed to malice.

>>149690529>>149690960
Also what the hell are authorities anyway? Magic is pretty OP by itself but those abilities are even more bullshit. They are used like an additional limb IIRC, so how do one feed and sustain them? How do one make them grow? I'd love to get a mechanics recap of what we know so far.

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>>149691466

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>>149691488
Well for traditional magic it goes like this

Most beings use their own energy and release it through their gate. It's very much dependent on your control, resource management, and genetics as you can't cast magic if you blow all your mana (unless you use special drugs) or damage your gate drawing it out.

Spirits and certain beings with an adapted organ for it like Oni draw in magic from their surroundings. The mana that comes from the world. Some magic users (Spirit arts users like Emilia and later Subaru) prefer to have spirits do the heavy lifting as they can abuse a near limitless supply of mana.

Authorities probably draw in ambient mana like spirits.

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Would you risk being gutted for a one night stand?

>>149691418
>>149691488
I actually get the feeling that the Authorities are somehow alive, especially with all this "gene" talk that comes along with them and how the lyrics to Paradisus Paradoxum refers to a "virus". That whole song pretty much comes across as Satella singing about how she's increasingly being consumed by the Sins.

I think someone found, and was infected by, the still-living remains of something old.

>>149691848
>Would you risk being gutted for a one night stand?
>Risk
You're getting gutted son.

>>149691848
I wouldn't have the guts

>>149691848
Hell no, Elsa is on top of the list of fictional woman i'd prefer to have nothing in common.

>>149691878
That's a refreshing idea. Envy was born when Satella ingested incompatible witch genes, and other witches had mentioned that they don't really dislike the latter, while the former one is their enemy. IIRC they also mentioned that it was Satella who put them to rest, not Envy.

So, i guess, we got ourselves a motive? Could it be that Satella knew that the virus would consume every witch so she killed them to absorb all the genes into herself? Her power seems to be consume everything.

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>>149691878
>the lyrics to Paradisus Paradoxum
For reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvg4tZc8J9M
>Now let me open the scar
>As the virus mixes in. Casting that rainbow in blackness, I'll take to the sky!
>Noise lies hidden, wet from the honey of red flowers.
>It creeps up in my chest; "You wish to be reborn, don't you?"
>An eternally resting paradigm,
>Was devouring my heart, corroding me away.
>Now let me open this scar,
>As the virus mixes in; instincts are laid bare beneath.
>Grew up in the loneliness
>A broken reality. Casting that rainbow in blackness, I'll take to the sky!
>I'll break out now, from this labyrinth of sanity,
>Toward an inverted contrast!
>My form reflected in blue glass,
>Sends a cruel smile trembling up my throat.
>I'm changing into a monster-
>This mutual betrayal, just another deeply falling process.
>Is this my insanity?
>Even that question alone is proof of my blindness and appetite.
>That world I leaped into without a second thought,
>Is like a paradise of paradox!
>"Live it up! Live it up! Live it up!"
>I awoke.
>"Live it up! Live it up! Live it up!"
>Experiencing my emotions at will.
>Now let me open this scar,
>As the virus mixes in- with reborn instinct.
>Grew up in the loneliness
>A discovered reality. Even if I'm defiled, I'll seek more...
>I can never go back! This paradox has been bleached of its color.
>Yes, this is my sanity; I'm embracing that freedom!
>Casting that rainbow in blackness, I'll take to the sky!
>I'll break out now, from this labyrinth of sanity,
>Toward an inverted contrast!
>That world I leaped into,
>Is like a paradise of paradox!
>Reaching toward a vortex of taboo,
>I'll wield the blackness, exposing that rainbow!

>>149691848
>implying you'd get anywhere before being ditched, opened up in a dark alley somewhere

Fuck no.

>>149690529

>all this minerva fanart already.

Guess we all know why keujo is flopping rn.

Japan all about dem tits.

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If you had to deal with Rem and Subaru's shit all day you'd seek clown cock too.

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>>149692027
>So, i guess, we got ourselves a motive? Could it be that Satella knew that the virus would consume every witch so she killed them to absorb all the genes into herself? Her power seems to be consume everything.
That could make sense, but she'd have to make sure she herself was killed by the end. She may have been inadvertently playing to someone's plans. Absorbing all of the Sins/genes seems like it'd be the sort of thing that would actually help revive the source of the Witch Genes. Honestly, I don't think either of Satella's personalities were entirely sane by that point, even if Envy is obviously more incoherent.

I'm just going to throw out a little guess here and say that Envy is an incomplete form of the true "god" Pandora is trying to restore, and she tricked the Witches and Bishops into helping her incubate the Sins until they'd be strong enough to be combined inside of a single host.

>>149692468
It's worth noting Satella does want Subaru to kill her. How he's supposed to do that and why it has to be him is the real mystery.

>>149692629
maybe the genes need a female vessel to give birth to whatever their whole being is, so satella wants subaru to kill her and take them all so the witch gene ends at him

>>149692741
Well there's Hector, who may throw a wrench in those plans.

http://rezero.wikia.com/wiki/Hector

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>>149692741
I think Satella's incompatibility might actually make her an imperfect host. They obviously need to go find one compatible with all of the Sins.

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Would you let her punch some love into your poor broken soul?

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>>149692948
i want minerva to clover me like i beat my meat thinking of her

>>149692948
Only if we were outside and away from anything fragile, like buildings or people.

>>149693071
The way it works is the disaster will happen several miles away from the place she's operating. She's like an adventurer playing whackamole.

>>149693168
I said away from anything fragile. As it "out of range" away. Like, "on the moon" away.

>>149693342
I don't think you can out of range her authority. That or she'll knock the moon down.

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>>149692741
>to kill her and take them all so the witch gene ends at him
Wouldn't that make him the new undying power? At that point, with his higher compatibility with the Witch Genes, I think that's exactly how the "god" would be reborn.

>>149693503
>that pic
you can't just photoshop memeboy onto anything

>>149693503
but heres the thing: hes from another world, what if the curse tying him to that world ends the moment he kills satella, he immediately returns to his world and the new god fucks everything there

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>“Oi oi oi, what are you doing running late? Roswaal, weren’t you the one who set a meeting time in the first place? A guy who’s loose with time is loose with a whole lot more, right, Rem?”

>“That’s right, yes! Even though Subaru-kun was oversleeping and wouldn’t have made it in time if not for Rem. I don’t mind if you praise me.”

Did she just call him a slut?

>>149693629
I'm not sure that works quite the same way in Japanese, but since he's the clown that is going for one girl while banging her sister, I can roll with it.

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>>149693604
Well, I think everyone will get fucked over regardless of whether he remains or is sent back. I think if that happened, that would make the last boss be Subaru Vs the shadow that grew inside of him.
>>149693629
She's not wrong.

As an unrelated question, does anyone know why listening to Wishing actually makes me cry? It's strange, because I usually feel completely dead inside.

>>149692458

Don't lie.

You'd seek the clown cock regardless.

>>149687944

So i havent read the recent tls but whu are there 2 girls that look like emilia.

We have satella AND echidna. I thought echidna was satella. Fucks going on in this story

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>>149694008
That's fanart and one of them >is< Emilia. Echidna doesn't look like Emilia she just has silver hair which may or may not be real because she wanted Subaru to trust her.

>>149687760
So wait, Re:zero has interesting shit like this? I brushed it off as moeshit. How big a plot point is what's depicted in this image?

>>149694008
>i'm not caught up with the story but expect my assumptions to be correct

Donadona is portrayed as a silver-haired human girl.

>>149694104
White hair. Its hard to tell most of the time, but they're technically different. Emilia and Satella's hair is silver.

>>149694160
>I brushed it off as moeshit.
>Show about the main character getting traumatized and dying in horrible ways
Its super moe

>>149694223
I only saw all the moe gifs.

>>149694160
its a contract made by the ghost of a dead witch to a man who cannot die because of save points.
the contract says summarized that she will give her all the answers he wants, as long as he sates her curiosity(dying for the sake of science).

>>149694223
>>149694280
I feel like I got spoiled more than I wanted by entering this thread, now that I've decided to watch it.

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>>149694258
Like this?

>>149694358
Joke's on you. I've already abandoned thread.

>>149694160
>>149694258
>>149694337

Her role is pretty big in the arc she appears in but it's post anime. It's not very moe though. There's just lots of waifu-able characters and a love triangle that got butchered in the anime adaption but aside from that it's basically what happens if you put a shut-in loser in fantasyland. They die horribly and are a shit person. His only saving grace is that he can time loop upon death. And yes, MC is intentionally frustrating.

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>>149694160
It's from Arc 4, which the show doesn't cover because it stops right before the end of Arc 3. People would probably have still been talking about the ending if they'd included the epilogue, even if it wouldn't have made them feel good.

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>>149694258

>>149693938
She inspired heartboners and you're probably remembering the heartboners. So much that every other doujin artist wanted to grant her wish.

So who is the official artist of the LNs? Do they have a Twitter?

>>149694456
>twister ram
This triggers the autism

>>149694008
From what i understand satella and emilia are two different beings, with satella being a fusion ha of the witch and her. Your saying shes actually emilia to?

I like spoiling myself before i read

>>149694160
>moeshit
Please don't pick this up and be part of the fanbase.

>>149694597
Let me clear it up. Emilia is a very unfortunate lookalike of Satella. The Witch (of Envy) Cultists want to use her as a vessel for Satella. It's like if a [insert controversial dictator] lookalike were to appear in our world, but they're still a (maybe) unrelated separate person.

Satella is a half elf from four hundred years ago who became the Witch of Envy which is her crazier and more instinctual split personality. But she's implied to not be too nice herself. She's currently sealed away, although there are implied to be cracks because she's able to interact with and help Subaru somehow.

>>149694876
its like looking like osama bin laden, everyone looks at you with fear and anger, and people stop you at the airports to check for bombs

Satella is Emelia who travels back to the past after unlocking time magic once she goes crazy for whatever reason.

>>149695052
Satella is Rem after she steals Emilia's body and travels back to the past for whatever reason.

>>149694876
I see

Theres one thing im curious about. Has it been explained why she seemingly stops time to hurt subaru when ever he tries to mention his power? What about when durng the third arc he manages to find emilia but she randomly coughs up blood and dies while the witch gives subarus heart a massage?

>>149695052
Subaru loses his power for good and emilia goes crazy and becomes the witch

TIME KOMPRESSION

>>149695099
satella is jelous of any bitch subaru tries to bang, thats also why she set up a save point right after rem goes into a gluttony induced coma

Priscilla accidentally became Emilia and got dropped in the past and amnesia'd. Subaru showing up and going all Cardinal of Sin to protect Emilia(Priscilla) from the world is just part of Priscilla's blessing.

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>>149694465
Heartboners are something I've always wanted to have, but I don't think I ever really got one before. My appreciation for characters usually feels a lot more distanced than this, more about the characters having qualities I feel I should like, while it feels more genuine and direct with Rem. I'm not really sure why, but I like it.

>>149695192
>Priscilla loses the Selection to Emilia
>but Emilia was actually Priscilla
Holy shit

>>149695099
Not yet. It's likely tied to her overall keikaku and we'll probably not know for a good while as it looks to be a massive spoiler since it involves hoe she knows Subaru before he got isekai'd. She doesn't like killing Subaru so she killed Emilia to punish him instead. Although she would kill him if she needed to. There's a more extreme moment in a later arc where she fucks things up even worse to punish him for talking to Echidna about his powers. The side of her that carries out this stuff is also Envy who doesn't think ahead so she just tends to lash out without much thought.

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>>149687760
>Trusting the psychopath who wants to watch you die over and over again in horrible ways in the name of science
Best girl won, deal with it

When Sekhmet was alive, did she have to eat? Did she have to do normal "living thing" things? Was she at least hygienic? Would she have done these things herself or would she have had someone else do them for her? Would she have just forced her attendants into servitude, or would she have provided compensation somehow?

>>149696495
As a witch maybe not. She seems to find breathing troublesome so I doubt she does anything beyond pure survival, so she probably doesn't bathe unless she gets caught out in the rain.

>>149696495
The compensation is she doesn't die and stick some sad fuck with witch genes

>>149696495
I think it's mentioned in volume 4 that Sekhmet's clothes look like she hasn't changed them in ages.

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I thought we were gonna lay it low for a while, guess it'll keep going until felixfag stops making new ones
OG Subarufag reporting in, Subarufags Unite

>>149696582
She flew the dragon around because it interrupted her nap. Do you think that her own stank wouldn't eventually bother her?

>>149696708
Go back to bed, mystery potato.

>>149696736
She didn't fly the dragon around she repelled the dragon as in beat it the fuck up

>>149696736
>She flew the dragon around because it interrupted her nap. Do you think that her own stank wouldn't eventually bother her?
She beat it up, which doesn't seem to involve her moving very much. As for the smell, it depends on if the discomfort from smelling ever exceeds the effort it would take to do something about it. And Sekhmet hates effort.

I want to snuggle up to Sekhmet.

>>149696893
Hope your nose doesn't work.

>>149696893
good luck with that thousand year old stank

>>149696909
>>149696919
Now here's the real question. Would she be too lazy to stop you from washing her?

>>149697137
if you use cold water she will rip you in half, scratch that, she wont stop at 100 bits

>>149697137
If you don't interrupt her naps or her meals, probably not. She's basically a potato. Only she might actually want to go or see places. With her not having the motivation to do it herself, she would need a lackey to take her there. Hope you have a wheelchair.

>>149697368
wheel chair? you actually think she would have the energy to sit upright? she wont settle for anything but a mobile bed

>>149697368
>not princess carrying your lazy potato around the world

>>149697137
Its like playing jenga. When you cross whatever her laziness threshold is she kills you.

>>149697454
I wonder if she'd care about you wheeling her around.

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>>149697454
Sounds like fun.

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New Rem figure.

>>149699336
I haven't really checked in awhile, what kind of figures/scales is she getting?

>>149687760
WORD WORDS WORDS WORD WORDS WORDS WORD WORDS WORDS WORD WORDS WORDS WORD WORDS WORDS WORD WORDS WORDS WORD WORDS WORDS WORD WORDS WORDS...

Just fucking click "I accept the terms of service" and move on like a normal person does.

>>149699400
>he doesn't read EULAs
What are you, gay?

>>149699400
>doing exactly what the morally ambiguous witch wants in exactly the way she wants

This is how you end up Madoka'd or agreeing to watch [anime you hate] for the rest of the year.

>>149699372
No clue. Just saw it on twitter.

>>149699400
Remember that one vidya-related ToS prank that had people sign away their souls to teach people the importance of reading shit before accepting? Well in a magical fantasy universe you'd probably literally sell your soul away for being this lazy.

>>149701076
>Remember that one vidya-related ToS prank that had people sign away their souls to teach people the importance of reading shit before accepting?

And they were right to accept, there is a law that says if there is something in the ToS that is so absurd that the reader does not need to even consider it, that part of the ToS WILL be nullified.

So even if there was a soul in the real world and you would be giving it away with the ToS, any judge would without hesitation nullify the contract and you would remain the rights to your soul, while still getting whatever benefit you sold it for in the first place.

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She'd be in heaven at a Magic the Gathering convention.

>>149701770
What judge is going to help you get your soul back in a magic medieval fantasy setting?

>>149703008
A

magic judge.

>>149703097
Even if it were possible, the witch/devil you signed your soul away to would simply not turn up to court and keep your soul until you hire some bounty hunters or some shit.

>>149703142
What if they get arrested by the magical medieval fantasy police?

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Every thread until Rem wakes up.

>>149703174
They'd probably just call you a retard rather than risk their lives for you to reverse a contract you willfully signed.

>>149703249
That sounds very illegal.

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Did Rem think the mayo bath was a fetish?

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>>149703297
It's 1016.

>>149703372
Subaru could help Emilia win the popular vote by telling her how modern society works.

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Any br0s here?

>>149703659
This isn't a chatroom, fuck off.

>>149703626
>he tells her about Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube comments and she gets literal cancer

Would you risk it?

>>149703626
He should meme her into victory.
>half elves being evil is a dirty lie told by (((them)))

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>>149703760

Do not bully bros

>>149703188
>name of story comes from iconic Rem scene

What did Tappei mean by this?

>>149703861
I thought it was an iconic Subaru scene

>>149704031
You're right, but the I love Emilia meme turned it into her scene in the eyes of memers. Although the line about starting from zero is her's.

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So did she have any offensive power? The ability to heal anyone you punch seems really burdensome when you actually need to hurt someone.

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Have Truth Of Zero translations stopped?

http://drawfriends.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=63515
Huh.

>>149705219

Hmm.

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>>149703334
>You love Rem, don't you Subaru-kun?

>>149705152
Maybe they're just really slow. Apparently arc 2's group likes taking their sweet time as well.

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>>149693597
>you can't just photoshop memeboy onto anything
As the Archbishop of Autism, I can't overheard this

>>149706534

KEK

>>149706534
Wh

at

>>149706534
you madman

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>>149706534
Praise Meme boy and his followers

I'm seriously worried about drawbro

>>149708486
His last post was 2 days ago so he should be ok.

>>149708579

He said he was gonna stream later in Friday and I haven't seen him since

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CUTE
U
T
E

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Betty is cute I suppose

>>149704670
punch everything around him until he´s the payment

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>>149709818
Artist is 稲枝田(inaesake), i seriously wonder how one man can draw so much great stuff

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>>149709818
The cutest. I wanna squeeze her cheeks and huggle her.

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Ferri is cute and beautiful. He will marry Crusch.

>>149710892

Crusch-sama*

>>149687760
I WOULD DRINK HER PISS

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>>149710892
I used to like, adore and cherish Ferris, but you made me reconsider my affections. Catbro, now you are probably doing this very same thing to others in here.

>>149710998

BRO?!

>>149711064
Sup?

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>>149710998
>>149711106

You are just pretending to have been my Ferribro.

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Translation needed

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>>149711144
Well, let you believe what you want to, i have no intention to convince you otherwise. But please bear in mind the consequences of your actions. I would love to discuss cathealer as a character, but it turns out you already made this pretty much impossible.

Nowadays people would say that he's a faggot who had died long ago and is similar to a lich in the aspect of keeping his body alive even after his death. Who the hell knows, maybe it's a passive skill which renders his body unable to die.

We would have been able to get more interesting theories going, but you already made an idea of Felix into a lich of an idea. It strangely suits your exposition of him - always cheerful, positive, shouting moe stuff when in reality his character was way more complex than that.

Congratulations, you broke it, hero.

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>>149711556

>It strangely suits your exposition of him - always cheerful, positive, shouting moe stuff

Ferri doesn't shout moe stuff

>in reality his character was way more complex than that

And I have known that way longer than you bros

>>149711697
>And I have known that way longer than you bros
And yet you never seem to point out how complex of a character he is

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>>149711736

Because then I would attract people who don't think so and then those people would write long long essays how I'm wrong, etc. And after arguing with them for a while, I end up wanting to harm my bros

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>>149711697
Ferri does not, you do. And if you are his apostle, how do you hope to convert people into his faith when you do what he does not?

>>149711872
So you chose to focus on moe and ignore any other aspect pointed. Seems like you really nead to learn how to argue without taking the argument personally, look into different points of view and accept things you may not like.

It's time to grow up if you want your catguy to be loved.

>>149711872
No, i've asked you before, you never seem to ever give points about why Felix is good other than "cute" and "Crusch-sama". I've asked you multiple times why you think he's a complex character but you never seem to give any points other than the ones I mentioned and seem to brush it off.
Now then, give me good points since you have no other choice now.

>>149712034
Well let me do it in his stead for a change. It seems all others have already abandoned any discussion with catbro, we may be the only ones mad and deviant enough to do it.

>>149712131
Good, I never hated felixfags anyway, its this particular spammer that made me feel this way

>>149712034
First, and i believe it to be the only major point, it was Felix who noticed something strange - which later turned out to be an enemy agent - out of the blue. And THEN, forced Subaru to check and bring it to light. Too bad the cultist AllahuAkbar'd out of the interrogation.

Second, although the cat hates weak people, he's not devoid of compassion - he actually confronted Julius about this whole Subaru beatdown scenario. Oh, and he had the common couture and resolve to finish off the possessed Subaru which speaks dozens of his character.

Instead of the moe spewing bullshit and whole 'nya-Subarun' facade Felix willingly does catbro should had focused of features which make Ferri more human to readers - things like hardships, overcoming the odds and making sacrifices.

>>149687760
Too long, click on Yes. Just like with EULA.

>>149712266
*couture = courtesy

Keep in mind that I had not personally read the past-covering Re:Felix flashback novel and i don't expect it to be translated soon. I may be wrong about piles of stuff.

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Why is Echidna so lewd yet so evil?

>>149690951
No thanks, we already have too many magical girls running around

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>>149712520
Not evil per se, she's probably just a psychopath. Or she's very focused on her own goals.

When did that stop ANYONE from being lewd though?

In Russian Echidna's name sounds basically like 'malicious', 'ill-intentive'. So for us it's like she's called Maleficent.

>>149687760
What did she mean by this?

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Okay I try to explain why I like Ferri and why I find him extremely interesting. My thoughts are really hard to turn into words btw.

First thing is of course the fact that he is incredibly cute.

Second thing is his love and obsession with Crusch-sama and the possible lengths he is ready to go

From wiki

>Ferris can get emotional when it comes to Crusch, such as the time when she was infected by Capella's dragon blood, becoming visibly stressed by her poor condition and even going as far as to demand to see a captured Sirius so he could torture her to gain information on how to cure her.

He also tortured some cultists in the novel.

Third thing is his backstory. Being locked 9 years, saved by Crusch-sama, becoming family with her and becoming bros with Fourier hits all the right spots in me my bros.

4th thing is that he won't take any of Subaru's bullshit. But he can still be a bro to Subaru.

I do fear however that because Ferri won't take Subaru's bullshit, he may get into argument with Subaru, and Subaru being the aggressive shitter he is he may hurt Ferri. Which would also be really interesting. Well after that I would absolutely loathe Subaru.

Part 1/2

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>>149714041

5th thing is his magic. Being able to resurrect(?) or at least regenerate really fast. Being able to control people like puppets, etc.

From wiki

>Water Magic: Ferris is considered to be the best Water Magic user on the continent, earning him the alias of Blue (青 Ao). He is also the youngest to be given this alias. By directing mana to anyone whose Od he's interfered with, he can make their body go out of control, enabling him to do things such as using their body like a puppet or destroying their circulatory system from inside. He can also die and heal himself to perfect condition, as shown during the battle against Petelgeuse, however it is unknown how many times he can do this.

+ the resurrection zombie magic combined with his possibly weak mental health brings the possibility of him having Fourier's corpse somewhere. Which would be really interesting and sad/creepy

The way Ferri deals with amnesiac Crusch-sama also makes me respect him. He isn't an autist like Subaru.

For me Ferri is an interesting, tragic and sympathetic character. That's why I wish him a lot of screentime and happy ending ruling Lugnica together with his love Crusch-sama. I hope they get married. Ferri deserves it.

Then there's this stuff this Crunchyroll guy wrote, but I have to say, I find it a bit pretentious http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-feature/2016/09/15/feature-rezero-felis-knows-best

Yet another thread with half of the posts hidden
Why do you keep giving this faggot attention? report and move on

Mana cows and rabbit feed.

>>149714157

I really don't understand why you're so aggressive.

>>149714231
Again, we need more information about the Ulgarm´s feeding and reproduction works to see which witchbeast is better for clone-feeding

>>149714336
But we're in agreement that Felix Argyle is the best subject to freeze in the crystal, yes?

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ANNOUNCE THE MANGA ALREADY!!! ARC 2 IS ENDING!!! NOW IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY.

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https://bluebirdtranslation.wordpress.com/2016/09/28/new-update/

After this one, he says he'll do EX 2 and the Tanpenshuu ones.

>>149714394
Well cloning satella would be some crazy shit, but regarding the possibilities ,yes

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>>149715045

W-what...

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>>149715045

Is this real life?

>>149715253
>>149715451
Why feel the need to post twice in a row? You can just sperg out in single post.

Also, i just had found out about that translation. Does not seem to be moving at a predictable pace though, so it may take a while to get more chapters translated.

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>>149715533

Thank you so much kind bro for bringing this to my attention.

>>149712520
>Pretty much all the witches are chaotic neutral if we go by classical RPG alignments (although Pandora might be the odd one out, as well as Satella). Echidna shows this the best. She doesn't wish anyone in particular harm - except for Satella and, for some reason, Emilia - but doesn't really care about your well-being either and willingly accepts others' suffering as a means to an end (in her case, gaining knowledge. Her disciple Roswaal is the same, although his goal is different. So yes, they are rather psychopathic, but in the clinical sense of the word, not "hurrr evil")

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>>149693503
>Rezero ends with Subaru becoming a god
I'm actually ok with this
[Spoilers]As long as he kills the catfaggot[Spoilers]

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA I WON BROS

>>149716156
>[Spoilers] [Spoilers]
Ctrl+S

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>>149692832
>Hector can create an invisible gravity field like ability that is able to crush both living things and magic alike. Using this ability, he was easily able to overpower the original Roswaal, who was one of the strongest mages of his time, and deal severe injuries to him.
So does Hector curbstomp Roswaal in a flashback or something in Arc 4

>>149716156

Wow, well done bro

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>>149716314
>>149716365
>Tfw mobile

>>149716281
As long as it doesn't get taken down, or the translator doesn't give up that is.

Hopefully none of then happens since i'm interested in the EX story and Tapenshuu.

>>149716156
>Posting a picture of Fomalhaut
I really hope there's a Bishop of Gluttony to correspond to that star. As for Subaru ascending, or serving as the host for the final stage of the Sins' maturation process, I rather doubt he'd want to remain in such a state.

>>149716351
Yes. I don't remember exactly when, but it's from Echidna's past. Also involves Beatrice.

>>149716629
>We will be able to see Roswaal get BTFO
My dick can't take this.

>>149715045
>Fourier has red eyes
Do you know who else does?
Felt.

So not only is she backed by the current Sword Saint, that can rival Satella at full power, but she might also have royal blood. Her chances just increased a LOT.

Tappei already wrote someone to be subaru's waifu after emilia shows her true self.

It's not too much of a stretch to assume he already wrote someone else to become the true king.

>>149716838
Anon you're slow on the uptake, we've known that since forever. Arc 5 has a moment that even enforces she may have royal blood.

>>149716351
The best thing is that he does it being apathetic and indifferent to all of it. Based HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>149690434
Far as I know, "gene" is a bad translation by Angelo on the wiki. Should be "factor." My Japanese is shit, but "gene" doesn't translate to anything vaguely even like what the term is in Japanese. So it carries an interpretation of meaning that doesn't seem to be in the original.

>>149691878
Paradisus Paradoxum is from Subaru's POV, not Satella's though. "That world I leaped into."
>I think someone found, and was infected by, the still-living remains of something old.
Maybe, but in anime/manga/LNs curse-type powers tend to be created by humans and based off the nature of humanity. Coming from something else is typically more of a western/Christian meme. So I think they would be entirely manmade.

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>>149716838

If only the english would be a bit better...

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Crusch-sama is a goddess

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Fourier-sama is also a great person

Okay bros, here's a topic for you to discuss.

Discuss why Ram is superior to Rem.

GO!

>>149720401
Banter

>>149720401
Mentally stable

>>149720401
Does not have this whole inferiority complex blown out of proportions going

>>149687760
Is there a Navy Seal edit?

>>149720401
hipster mentality. ie everyone loves A so I'll love B to stand out.

>>149703334
>That Ram in the background

>>149721435

But Ram is better than Rem.

>>149720401
Because she's the nee-sama and is always wonderful and kind.

I want to brutally rape Priscilla's virgin pussy.

>>149720620
I'm not sure about this one. She seems a lot more cool and in control, but she's got some serious clown issues. Offering her body to Garfiel was a pretty desperate ploy, but she did it so easily, and it was probably something similar with the clown.

We also know that she apparently has about the same level of affection towards Roswaal as Rem does for Subaru, she just better about concealing her fangirlism.

>>149720620
I'm sure an introverted girl with depression is a lot more stable than some girl with serious Stockholm syndrome.

>>149722756
Oh no, Rem also has some serious issues, but the twins have a lot both parallels than they let on I think. We really don't know much about how Ram felt after she lost her horn, or what she thinks about her lack of power since losing it. Other than that she was always supportive and protective of Rem we don't know how she felt about all the attention at her core. If nothing else it seemed to age her incredibly quickly, since even as a child she seemed to talk about how she does now, compared to Rem's obviously more child-like nature when she was younger.

>>149720401
Rem, don't you have to be a potato somewhere else?

>>149722756

But does barusu have a clown cannon to make up for the emotional trauma he caused to his oni in bed?

Checkmate.

>>149722679
All things considered Rem is pretty self-aware at least and wants to move on from her flaws. Also she's not averse to telling Subaru no when his faggotry gets out of hand, she took Emilia's side in all of early arc 3 and only enabled him when clown forced her to, or the truth about his actions or character. She'll soften the blow or tell him he's still a good person but she won't lie or conceal the truth. How many partners can do that easily?

I'm not sure you could say the same of Ram about her relationship to Roswaal.

>>149723515
I'm really curious to learn more about Ram. She seems like she has a lot going on behind the scenes.

>>149722594
>he thinks Al hasn't hit yet

>>149724257
Did Mr. NTR cuck her previous husbands to death?

>>149724456
Think about it, his power would allow him to cuck you on loop forever until you killed yourself.

>>149724456

Mr NTR will use his eye of god to see who Honda values more.

Then cuck him by stealing rem to destabilize the emilia faction by emotionally crippling her knight.

I'm so worried about drawbro.

>>149725085
He's online.

>>149725260

He is?!

Thank god

>>149724726
>emotionally crippling her knight.
I think this would just make him a terminator.

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NANI??!!

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>>149726331
E-EMILIA-SAMA ! !

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>>149726446

>>149725999

>Rem, I love you

>I love Al

>But I guess if you keep using your RBD to bail me out and talk to me every night and shit I could smile for you I suppose.

>>149726446
>>149726717
This artist draws the best assfangs, holy shit.

>>149687760
Sounds like Quantum Leap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjK9GJMBpt0

>>149726446
fucking half breed elf slut, not worthy even of the magic she uses

>>149728067
I'm half-convinced this setting came about because Tappei DM'd a campaign of D&D and someone minmaxed an annoying half-elf bard so he made a setting where the go to Charisma race is hated and discriminated against.

>>149704670
Sounds like a great torture method, if she can punch hard enough to cause pain.

>>149704670
She can still use her legs.

>>149728651
Nah, her punches feel good

>>149728651
I don't think it can cause pain. Pain is a sign something is wrong and upset your nerves. If it heals the exact moment the punch connects you'd never feel it. Or it'd feel like certain anesthetics that only numb a certain area of the body. Feels very uncomfortable as you're poked and prodded but no pain.

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>>149687760
Would do it in a heartbeat.

But seriously though, I find the Echidna AU where Subaru accepts it really interesting. I really do hope he writes some sort of continuation of it if he gets some free time.

>>149710209
Why is Greed so much lewder than Lust? Echidna is (almost) too much for me to handle.

And when will Subaru give in and cuck the clown?.

>>149724726
Whose powers have the most perversion potential? Pete has invisible hands, but Capella can turn you into a little girl, and Sirius can make you and everyone else nearby feel what she feels while you fuck her or she fucks you.

>>149687760
why you reddit zero fags keep posting this bitch. what's so great about her.

>>149729995
She makes excellent tea.

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>>149729995
Tea parties are fun with her around.

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>>149723067
The way I see it, the twins are actually pretty similar in many ways, but differ greatly in how they express it. Rem's humor is actually pretty similar to Ram's, which is a little warped, but her delivery was always a bit different and changed even further after she fell in love with Subaru. They also have the same overabundance of love to give, but that too is expressed differently.

>>149729995
She's intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

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>>149729995
She's very lewd for her type of character.

And her interactions with Subaru are pretty great.

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>>149730296

>>149730296
>Barusu-kun
I don't know how to feel about this.

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It's here!

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/996101/59d12fdd8d/

>>149730537
Holy shit, that Rem.

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>>149730729
I like how Emilia just gets the fuck out instead of turning it into a three-way.

>>149730844
She suspects nothing.

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>>149730537
This doujin is fucking great.

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Ahh more lovey-dovey vanilla
God bless

>>149730844
What is that face trying to convey?

>>149731307
You gon get raped.

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>>149731233
Well, it's more Rem molesting him until he gives in, isn't it?

>>149731307
Same thing she said: 'Don't move'

>>149731096
If I had a translation for it, I'd typeset the whole damned thing. I've got all the fonts I need for it.

>>149731868
Wherever you get your translations from. Please. This one is gold.

>>149730537
why is this guy's scans always so low quality. Are they supposed to look like that?

>>149731356
But she did it sweet and lovingly so that makes it vanilla. I think. Rem is nicely mean.

>>149732080
I usually get them from some guy who got them from someone else and sends this shit to me. Or I just steal them from someone here.
>>149732160
He gets it from a Japanese site, and I heard they intentionally lower the quality in those places.

>>149731356
Are those eggs? Does he have to eat all of them?

>>149731307
>Let's not turn this rape into a murder
>>149732247
Subaru looks pretty damned scared for a good portion of it.
>>149732399
Filename.

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>>149732399
Given her track record

>“Rem. I’ll be counting on you for a menu buuursting with peppirs. A dinner table simply paaaainted green, I hope to see it tonight.”

>“Damn Roswaal…. You sure catch on fast don’cha!”

>Having lost his escape route, Subaru turns to Rem. Stuck between a rock and a hard place, this girl must suddenly make one of the hardest decisions of her life,

>“Rem wants to prioritize Subaru-kun. But, Roswaal-sama is Rem’s employer. That’s why, ignoring his request is…. Rem is sorry.”

>“What’s the real reason?”

>“When eating peppirs, Emilia-sama stands out, so it’s hard to notice, but Subaru-kun makes a face at them too. Rem thought to use this chance to correct him.”

>“You watch me pretty carefully, huh!?”

---

>“Humph. Well if Emilia-tan says so so sternly, I have ideas of my own. Right, Rem? Let’s dine like kings today!”

>“Negative. Today’s menu is roast appas followed by appa salad. Appa pie made with plenty of appa jam. After the meal will be juice extracted from appas that I’ve also prepared.”

>“What is this endless appa?! Damn you, Scarface!!”

>Blind to the fact that he was the one that had carried nine or so appas home himself, Subaru visualized the scary face of the fruit stand man floating in the air. Returning the thumbs up of the vision who was smiling brightly at him, Subaru smilied with his teeth showing, as it had come to this.

>“That’s fine. Appas are my favorite fruit, after all! Seriously, it’s Appa Night Fever! The two of us will eat them all up!”

>“Definitely not. Rem is a maid with sense, so I will not hinder Subaru-kun, who likes appas so much. All of the food will be served to Subaru-kun.”

>“Why is it you’re so merciless when it comes to me?!”

>Subaru yelled at Rem, who always bore in mind her position, or rather, bore in mind how to use her position to her advantage. While watching their comedy sketch-like exchange, Emilia looked thoughtful, then turned her head to the side as if trying to shake off an idea.

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>>149732782
>>"What's the real reason?"

This killed me.

>>149730537
This was basically Rem molesting the shit out of him until he gave in.

>Ram feeding him a toon to get his energy up for later

>>149732873
Yep. He was pretty against it until there was pussy in his face.

>>149731356
You cannot rape the willing

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>>149729995
Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor

>>149733318
>tfw no art of Echidna tipping a fedora

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>>149729995
Basically pic related

>>149688285
>Subaru puts a blue wing on Patrasche

Wait for it

>>149729493
>when will Subaru give in

When he puts on the batman suit

>>149733551
>Subaru decides it's not enough.
>Dyes Ram's hair in her sleep.
>Still not enough.
>Next morning, Otto wakes up in a maid uniform.

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>>149733711
>Still not enough
>Decides to have Petra adopt Rem's mannerism of speaking

>>149723199
At least Subaru would be leagues of a better husband that clowncock, at least Subaru won't kill/body-snatch Rem's firstborn.

>>149732873
Well, I got to say I rather like how Rem wasn't overly cutesy in this one. I mean, Rem is always going to be pretty damned cute, but it didn't overemphasize that or make her look like a puppy.
>>149733757
>He gives Frederica a haircut.

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>>149734028