What the fuck? Is this a Japanese retardation like nosebleeding

This is a shit thread. That is a joke.

Not everyone eats spicy food every day of the week, Pajeet.

No, that's a big thing in US culture too. The capsaicin apparently makes it through some people's guts unaffected, so it'll hit the nerves in the ass as it leaves.

>>149383472
>>149383517
????
But where the hurt come from?
Farting?
I literally don't understand it

>>149383580

When you take a shit, genius.

>>149383580
Is this an elaborate "girls don't poop" meme?

>>149383580
Pajeet food burns all humans twice.

>>149383400
You've either never eaten properly spicy food or you're a Pajeet as already proposed.

>>149383611
>>149383619
So are you telling to me that somehow spicy food hurt the anus like it was a tongue?

It happens to real people?

>>149383580
Then maybe google it you imbecile.

>>149383650

No.

It hurts more

>>149383650
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enteric_nervous_system

>>149383667
>>149383670
Uh, I eat mostly rice and veggies, I never knew that could actually happen

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>>149383705
...whut

>>149383726
veggies but never chili or other capsaicin including foods?

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>>149383801
She is just renting porn movies

OP go read about capsaicin on wikipedia
Your stomach and intestines have a hard time digesting that so it comes out along with your poop
Asshole is mucous like your mouth so it burns

>>149383872
Okay okay, I got it and I will never eat spicy food
I will close the thread now

>>149383802
He's probably a vegan fuckwit, he abstains from food farmed with animal based fertilizer and only buys overpriced vegan approved brands.

>>149383885
You can't delete your own threads anymore, I think.

>>149383872
How come I'm fine eating spicy food?

>>149383945

You build up tolerance.

Japanese food is not spicy at all, its the same like USA people shitting blood when they eat burritos

>>149383969
I don't eat spicy food so much though but I've never had stomach problems.

>>149384013
people simply have different gut bacteria, some are lactose intolerant some arent, some foods alleviate problems caused by other foods

As a test try eating a can of beans and nothing but it as a meal and see if it causes stomach problems.

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i saw some good EFRO pics of Galko and her white hair friend

shit was pretty good

>>149384072
I've done that before and was fine.

>>149383400
When you eat really spicy food, shitting hurts like crazy. This is common knowledge but is understandable if you are from a country where spicy food is not popular.

>>149384363
>EFRO
What the fuck is thaT?

Depends on the food. Strongly flavored bierwurst hurts like hell going through.

>>149384469
Erotic Female Relief Observance

think of it like if your wife had to get off of bed and had to poot for a few seconds

>>149384520
???????
Link them and maybe I can understand

>>149383853
I spotted ota-oniisan

>>149384520
>think of it like your wife
sorry I think this is beyond what my imagination is capable of recreating

>>149383705
>flash the tits
and people say she's pure

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>>149384774
Author is a bitch, like the NTR shirt kid after being /ss'd/ by the galko's galkos

>>149383995
Pretty sure that's more of a shitty Taco Bell conditions joke rather than it being too spicy.

>tfw can eat spicy food like a champion
>put sriracha w/ the garlic and seeds on fucking EVERYTHING
>cant have breakfast without eating a green pepper w/ seeds, vines and all

thank you mexican heritage


but don't give me any fucking cheese though that shit kills my stomach

>>149383853
>>149383705
Why is it so fucking colorful?

>>149384915
you sound like you can only eat the baret minimum of "spicy"

>>149384915
Too bad you are poor, brown, ugly and 150cm tall

But yeah, you can eat spicy food

>>149384550
here's one of them
https://exhentai.org/s/190c2cfede/893977-5

>>149384982
I still don't get it, are you talking about depictions of you're waifu fucking guys in doujins?

>capcha "fried asses"

>>149384961

m8 you aint lived the life till you've head mexican pico de gallo with all the chilles w/ seeds and vines intact

or natural mango-habanero sauce

>>149384971

I'm not brown and I watch anime.

>>149384915
>tfw can eat spicy food like a champion
>sriracha and green peppers

I can't tell if this anon is joking or not.

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>>149385060

I was unsure what you 'mericans call serrano peppers, but I guess serrano peppers is what you call them then huh

>>149385089
Carlos stops hitposting and return to the garden

>>149385106

Si señor.

Will we watch Galko-san when I am finished señor? I like Otako cause it sounds like taco aye aye aye dios mio.

>>149383995
People shit blood after burritos because most burrito places in the US are shitholes, not because of spiciness.

>>149385151
>burrito places

>tfw I live in a country that barely have mcdonalds and all that crap sounds like eating from a dumpster to me

>>149385089
In the US "Green Peppers" are typically bell peppers, pretty much the mildest and blandest pepper imaginable.

>This thread
>Not growing, cooking with, and pickling your own ghost chilis, scorpions, and reapers

My digestive system is a wreck constantly, but goddamn its worth it. Capsaicin for every meal

>>149383400
Some people can't handle spicy food. You've never had a case of diarrhea where it feels like you're shitting fire?

>>149385222

Oh, no wonder. Sorry for the mix-up.

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>>149385121

Good taste, Carlos.

>>149383705

Jesus, she's so THICC.

>Can't handle spicy food.
>Like even generic grocery store brand hot sauce is too much for me.
>Try using hot sauce trick to get cat to stop chewing on certain things (the smell and taste discourages it from biting and chewing on things like computer cables)
>Cat actually starts enjoying it.
>A fucking cat has higher tolerance for spicy food than me.

Fuck me.

>>149385344
>THICC

I'm guessing this shit comes from /v/ or something.

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>>149385344
She is not even the thiccest girl o the series.

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>>149386097
Are you even trying?

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>>149383400
People are different(big surprise) and react differently with different kind of foods. I know people that can't even eat chicken without throwing out their intestines, of course, being intolerant to spicy food is much more common.
>>149385497
Sweet jesus.

>>149386180
>Sweet jesus.

Just seeing it pop up a lot, figured it was like that "delet this" dumb shit.

>>149385497

more or less

it's also originally a dumb twitter meme

>>149386653
I fucking expected as much. It had a stink about it that I didn't like.

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>>149383945
Your asshole is probably used to being burned

I can confirm, I just shat molten lead just for fucking chily sauce

Is galko the perfect 2D being?

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>>149388423
Absolutely.

>huge tits
>big butt
>thick thighs
>fantasizes having sex with the man she loves, but otherwise she's pure
>likes manga and anime, movies
>likes helping other people
>cooks
>wants to be a good mother

>>149386097
>>149386161
Shieeeeeeeeeeeet.

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>>149388714
>wants to be a good mother
Too bad she can't

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Am I a good oujou?

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