what would you pick, /a/?

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>>148964381
I wish to be the vampire loli.

Fuck off, retard.

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>>148964381
Phenomenal cosmic power obviously, why be a little girl when you can make as many as you want to do whatever with

Why not both? Phenomenal cosmic power, itty bitty loli space.

>>148964381

It's not exactly phenomenal cosmic power if it's as limited as you put it down as.

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The answer is obvious.

I pick you going back to /b/

Neither, I just want to be happy.

Fortunately due to poor wording, you can use the cosmic owner wish to become the middle school girl achieving both wishes in one fell swoop

>>148964980
But you wont be cute or little as that falls under the other wish

>>148964381
>limited

Dude, this maded the choice hard.

>>148965035
Then you can be a big little girl, and sexy instead of cute.

>>148965167
Then what will be the point?

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>>148964381
I mean, the cosmic powers literally means you'll be a little girl as well but with that amount of power corruption will inevitably happen.

The little girl wish is a fucking meme though so I'd go with Cosmic powers and create settings to live in until I die or complete the requirements to regain my cosmic knowledge.
It would be like a Videogame that I'm unaware I'm playing.

>>148965450
>you will not be able to achieve or change anything under the opposing wish

Read dude, you can't create a fantasy world and neither become a loli.

>>148964381
>there are people on this board who wouldn't pick left

>Re-reads the limitation of Cosmic powers
>It basically means you can't be a human being anymore and have fun at all.
Yeah no OP, fuck your shitty ass thread
>>148965542
I know and it fucking sucks.
What's the point of becoming such a powerful being if you remove all the fun from it. OP is coercing everyone into choosing little girl because the other option is grandiosely lame as fuck.

>>148965542
Create a real world that operates under self consistent rules that look fantastical for our current perspective. Become a little godlike Xghir boy(that incidentally looks like a little human girl).

>>148965627
newfags

>>148964381
>phenomenal cosmic power
>use it to become a cute little boy

>implying I'd become a child again
fool me once, shame on you

Little girl obviously.

>>148965939
This

>>148964381
Little girl, only because life becomes boring when you have too much power

>PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER
>But without everything that would make those such powers good or fun

Fuck you and every other retard who makes CYOA stuff like this OP.

>be cosmic power
>use power to change rules of wish
>become little girl

1 is actually just a typical normal human life so 2 all the way unless 1 is a bit of a mix of both like >>148964461

>>148964381
Cosmic power for me. When do I receive it?

>>148964381
wait so the thing with the little girl

I am a Straight male do i become a straight female or a female that likes girs?

Cosmic powers seems kinda lame

>>148964381
Latter. Why would I want to be a loli when I can make everyone else a loli instead?

>>148964381
>phenomenal cosmic power
>can shape the universe and yourself to your whims

I choose power, and I shape myself and all those around me into obscenely lesbian little girls.

CHECK
AND
MATE

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>Chose phenomenal cosmic power
>Become a cute girl in her teens, an sexy woman, or a cute shota boy, or just a plain little girl who conforms to tumblr-tier attack helicopter genders at my whim
>Choose to go to a fantasy setting set in a completely different timeline so the 2000 year clause will no longer apply
>You may become a member of any sentient race in that setting, but you don't have to age at all
>You will be able to keep all your memories for as long as you want to, save for that one time you really embarrassed yourself 6 years ago and would've wanted to forget anyways
>You will be able to make comrades, confidants that transcend the petty relationship of a child's playmate
>Though you don't find love "more easier," you can instead create your perfect waifu by your own will, too perfect for her to be found.
>Your mom buys you icecream instead. Weight that you may or may not gain can simply be wished away.

This is why I don't do TRPG anymore.

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>>148964927
Gl with that

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>>148964381
Well since you can't even be a humanoid if you want to be able to think for Cosmic Power I'll just be the Demon Lord's daughter and become which will let me become one of the top dogs in the setting I choose.

>>148964381
Cosmic Power, make Waifu real so I can marry her IRL

I'll pick cosmic power and use it to make the world 2D and my waifu real.

>>148964381
Right does not allow me to use my cosmic power to fulfill anything on the left, however left doesn't say I can't become a little girl of a fantasy race that has cosmic power.

>>148964381
>Not picking the gay loli route.

>>148964381
>you will not be able to achieve or change anything listed under the opposing wish
Does it mean that, even without using my powers, I won't have a circle of friends or a fulfilling romantic relationship, no matter what?
If so, I choose left.

>>148964381
Both would be great, really. When can I get it?

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Can I have the options of the little girl wish, but instead be a little boy?

>>148964381
2 only to become 1 with a plus like >>148964461

>>148964461
First post, best post.

>>148964381
Cosmic Power.
Then I build myself my own Isekai situation.
Little boys > little girls anyway.

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>>148970618
Why would anyone want to be a little boy?

>>148972162
Fujo or homo.

>>148964381
>not using the cosmic power to alter yourself into the little girl
holy shit this is retarded

>>148964381
I was going to go with cosmic power but then saw
>You dad will always buy you ice cream if you ask for it, you will never gain weight from ice cream
I'm torn now. Hard to beat having someone willing to always buy you ice cream.

>>148972162
He wants to sex all the loli in a legitimate way. Or he's a literal faggot.

>>148964381
Ice cream whenever i want.
You can't beat that, i will get to eat lemon ice cream forever. That's a dream come true.

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cosmic power then I find a little girl and posses her body

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>unlimited ice cream outings with daddy

Anyone who doesn't want to be the little girl is factually wrong.

Use cosmic power to become a little futanari with a girlish body

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>all these newfags picking limited phenomenal cosmic power to try to cheat the game and create a poor imitation of the pure loli life
kill yourselves

>>148964381
Cosmic power but only because I'm deathly scared of dying.

>>148972585
Enjoy being a shitty old hag in five years. I'll be over here in my world made entirely of lolis.

>>148972297
A portion of lemon ice cream is not more than $2. You can afford it without fucking magic.

>>148972660
$2 is a lot for a loli.

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>>148972660
Ice cream with your loving daddy who spends time with you and loves you is absolutely priceless.

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>>148972893
>daddy shooting his disgusting ice cream into you
I pass.

>>148964381
What if I chose to be a little girl with phenomenal cosmic power?

>>148964381
I hope you're all just memeing to the extreme because the power cosmic basically lets you do anything you want. You can fly through stars and black holes or just be a total dick and sit in the white house while they try to make you move.

why not wish to be some sort of god/eternal loli race?

>>148964381
Little girl, yo. This world. Like 50 years in the future or somethin'.

>>148964381
Phenomenal cosmic power, because I can make both happen, apparently.
>tfw I am now a little girl... with phenomenal cosmic powers

>>148964381
Be the little girl.

I'll take phenomenal cosmic power and make /a/nons little girls.

>>148964381
>not able to achieve
>memories of former life
>make friends easily or have a fulfulling circle of friends
>same applies to love
>unable to maintain sexuality as it is now
>never gain weight from ice cream
>cannot decide family status, wealth, profession or location or age/time

Limited wasn't joking. Holy shit. Can I just be male and have the rest of the shit on the left. And pick fuck, I don't know, elf to live for a thousand years?

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>>148972162
Why not?

>>148964381
>pick left
>be a DAA from Tsukihime
>do whatever the fuck I want and eat infinite ice cream forever

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But I'm already a little girl

Be a little girl in a fantasy world where lolis are immortal.

>>148977421
>not being a loli in a fantasy world where all little girls are in fact omnipotent beings

Lot of people in here did not read the fine print and will quickly be be using the only useful power on the right side.
>You will live only for as long as you like.

>>148964381

>choose cosmic power
>wait until you have grown to a point where you're unstoppable
>terrorize humans and ayy lmaos
>repeat until God or whatever almighty power finally shows up to make you knock it off
>commence God vs Eldritch Horror battle

Alternatively, show up in the dreams of random people and grant their wishes Monkey Paw style. You'll have to entertain yourself with something while you're accumulating power, and nothing's more fun than fucking with people.

You could also just be a total bro and help people who are in their greatest time of need and give them something to believe in.

>>148964381
cosmic power time to become the god-emperor of humanity and lead it to triumph

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>>148964659
>to do whatever with

W-what did you have in m-m-mind anon? N-nothing l-lewd I hope?

>>148964659
>>148978310
Well you can't become friends with them, because that is listed under the become a little girl option.

>>148978310

Anon, if you're an immortal being that has an infinite amount of time to do whatever you please (all while not really being able to interact with humans), you'll end up doing some silly shit. That includes, but is not limited to:

>fuck the little girls
>play all varieties of games with the little girls
>teach the little girls various crafts or professions
>discuss philosophy, politics, and science with the little girls
>make an entire house out of little girls by duct taping them together
>observe the little girls and see how they interact with each other under various conditions

>>148976525
>>148969688

Read the rules guy, if you pick Phenomenal Cosmic Power you can't do anything in the little girl option. So you can never be the little girl and you can't make friends easily either, despite all your power.

>>148972162
so i can be pampered by and have my virginity gobbled up by a qt christmas cake onee-san, why else?

>>148965035
Middle/high school > elementary school

Elementary schoolers don't have to mental capability and understanding to really fully enjoy life yet.

>>148978405

The key there is "easily". You can still make friends as per the rules, but you don't get easy mode.

>>148978310
I will force them to only have green tea, no more cowfee.
Cowfee is banned in the new universe.

>>148978468
Not just easily, but more easily.
You won't be able to make friends any easier than you can now, despite all your powers. You won't be able to guarantee a fulfilling circle of friendships.

>>148964381
Left
It's not even a contest
Even if I had unlimited cosmic power, I'd just choose to make the left wish true.

>>148978521

>implying I don't already have friends
>implying I can't make more friends than I already have

If anything, all I'd really want to use my cosmic power for would be to just go wander the world and other planets. Some sort of immortal galactic vagabond really.

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Don't listen to him /a/.

The answer is so obvious.

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I would wish for a happy, even if limited, life.

Little girl.

>>148978385
>fuck the little girls
>play all varieties of games with the little girls
>Didn't read the fine print.

>>148978577
Then choose left with options that allow you to do that.

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>>148964927

>>148978420
damn

>>148964381
Little girl with a super good Oniichan Who I'll later seduce.

>phenomenal
so i can only affect perception

can i wish for the little girl instead?

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>>148964381
>All the phenomenal cosmic power in the world and your dad still won't buy you an ice cream

>>148979321
It's not the same when you buy it yourself.

>>148964980
i take this wish then

>Become the little girl
>Pick one of the many Isekai worlds where the MC uses vidya knowledge to become an omnipotent god
>Become an omnipotent god

Fuck you OP.

>>148964461
This.

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>Become a omniscient little girl
>best of both worlds

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>>148964461
>not overpowered witch loli