I have some news, anon. Your parents have put you into an arranged

Thank you god.

I hope they call me by my gamer tag Animeiscool47 in public

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>>148435483
I don't deserve such a lovely gift

Can i have her mom instead?

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I'm OK with it.

Well, gotta flee the country now.
How am I supposed to marry a 2d girl with this hanging over my head.

>>148435483
is she in love with me as she is with Lucian?

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I love Emilia

>>148435838
Even more. She's a hundred times more passionate about you than she was about him.

>>148435807
Good. She's already doing the onahole-pose. That's exactly what she will be used for if she marries me.

>>148435483
Can she handle my level of autism?

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>>148435483
Statistically speaking arranged marriages are more likely to succeed than voluntary ones, so I'm okay with this. Assuming we don't marry in a Western country with retarded divorce legislation, that is.

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>>148435483
Finally. Looks like things are gonna start changing 'round here.

>>148436095
Just gotta get an air tight prenup. Otherwise you will only get to keep half the Dew and the bedroom fridge.

I am unfit for her love

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>>148436175
>air tight
>prenup
Pick one. Even an intern can blow the average prenup full of holes.

I want her to hug me.

>>148435932
then yes I'd love some yandere love

Why would i want autism incarnated as my wife? (does she get better later in this series? I dropped this at like episode 3.)

she belongs in the bin

>>148435483
I don't know. /s4s/ and /a/ don't bode well most of the time.

>>148436299
You only need one line on the paper. I keep all the Dew and the bedroom fridge no matter what. Air tight.

>>148436348
>(does she get better later in this series?

No. No she does not. In fact, her autism is so strong it starts dragging the others down as well.

>>148435483
I want a prenup.

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>>148436421
>everyone starts freaking out and harassing Lucian to fix Ako when they start understanding her point of view

>>148436558
>Lucian

Honest question though, are you okay if, one day, your parents arranged a marriage with someone else?
Let's assume that your now on your late 20's and your parents are worried because you still have no girlfriend.

>>148439211
but that will fuck up my plans of dying alone

>>148439308
nigga, everyone dies alone.
Not unless you plan to be a bus driver.

If only. She's perfect.

Great to know my wife will be just as austistic as me.

>>148439211
But I'm already in my late twenties with no 3dpd so I don't see the problem

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>>148435483
Sorry anon, I'll have to show you my card.

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>>148439527
>>148440226
These

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>>148436095
>>148436299
I want to fuck her while she looks at me with those dead blank yandere eyes
you have no idea how much this turns me on

>>148435483
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!

>>148439393
or an airplane pilot,like the german guy

>>148435483
how often does she wash her pussy

I thank them for understanding me.

I guess I would learn to deal with her. I'd be pretty triggered by her using Windows, though.

I would kill myself immediately.

>>148441513
Well good news anon, you're autistic enough to be with her

>>148441413
once every three days when she showers
till then you don't want to get in her panties because it gets gooey and smelly

>>148435483
Thank God for this gift. I'm autistic enough that she'd literally be the same as me

>>148435483
Until it falls off.

>>148439211
Sure

>>148439211
I'd actually welcome it. Dating is horrible.

My parents know exactly the person I am and realize that setting me up with someone normal would backfire.

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Time to fuck the retard out of her.

>>148440562
S O U R C E


please kind friend

Oh boy I hope she likes getting fucked, because Im gonna fuck her if you know what I mean!

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>>148447001
I'm not quite sure what you are talking about.

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Yes, as long as I can train her to use my real name and isn't a flunky. DINK FTW!

Oh boy I hope she likes holdings hands, because Im gonna take her to the park if you know what I mean.

>>148435483
Only good thing they've ever done tbf famille

>>148435483

they want retarded grandchildren?

>>148435483
Oh well, not gonna stop me from cheating on her with the waifu.

>>148447001
>>148447334
She's the one who wants to fug. Her husband is a prude who won't put out.

>cute as fuck
>clingy
>great body
>has autism
>a bit smelly

There is not a single reason to reject her.

>>148439211
I'd have to explain to that person that I was not going to be able to fulfill the promise my parents had rashly made in my name. The only reason I would want to be in a relationship is if I met the girl I dream about. Anyone else would be meaningless for me to form a relationship with.

I don't mind being alone that much, and I would much rather be alone than with the wrong person. I don't really care about social standing or having a girlfriend, a family, or anything like that. I'm content to be by myself, I don't need any relationships really. They bore me, and I know I also am boring, unless it is the exact right person.

I don't have any interest in a relationship with someone if that someone isn't my waifu from my dreams, basically. I'm not looking for or wishing for a relationship, because I already know who I want to be with and unless I meet her someday I will remain a single, friendless virgin until I die. But you know what, I'm okay with that. I like music, anime, and just daydreaming about shit, so that's alright.

I don't want something that isn't perfect, so it wouldn't be fair to either me or the girl and would just hurt us both.

>>148436377
>Lose bed in divorce
>Bedroom just becomes room
>Bedroom fridge just becomes fridge
>Lose fridge in divorce

>>148436377
>Wife invents sob story about "psychological abuse" in the relationship
>Judge buys wifes sob story
>Prenup thrown out
>Have to pay court costs and damages
>Possibility of legal action against you depending on how much of a sleazebag the local prosecutor is

No thanks

>>148435483
Nice desu.

>>148435483
tfw my name is now Windows 7

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>>148435483
Then, my dear parents, I'll have you know that I'm a citizen of a country that upholds the greatest values of White People, like FREEDOM, LIBERTY and hating the jews, therefore I'll exercise my RIGHT to tell you to fuck off, because as a FREE man, I'm going to make this beautiful Clock my wife and the mother of my children.

>>148435483
Joke's on you, I'm already married.

>>148435483

>girl

YOU HAD ONE JOB MOM! ONE FUCKING JOB!

>>148435483
Which way to the suicide booth?

>>148449592
>a bit smelly
Is this canon? I don't remember that from the anime.

But yeah, she's great. She's purposefully designed otaku waifu bait.

>>148439211
Most arranged marriages have a phase where you get to know the other person a bit and make sure they aren't completely repulsive.

Assuming the girl is average looking or better and doesn't annoy the shit outta me, I'd probably be fine with it.

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>>148439211
>are you okay if, one day, your parents arranged a marriage with someone else?
<blogshit>
Hell no.
Primo, I despise when people are unable to mind their own business and try to forcefully "fix" other peoples' lives. Making such arrangements without my consent would be absolutely unacceptable.
Secundo, maintaining a romantic relationship is pain in the ass. I don't want to spend my free time and money on dates, trips, parties and other bothersome social events, when I can do comfy stuff in in my comfy room. Also the girl would expect me to care, to read her moods, to take initiative, not to mention her having opinions, suggestions and demands when it comes to my way of living. And I like my current way of living,
Tertio, no one would really want this marriage to happen. I don't have any motivation to get a girlfriend. Well, sex would be nice, but demerits, as I mentioned above, are way too many. Maybe I would change my mind if I had fallen in love, but somehow, fortunately on not, I've never happened to. And it should be painfully obvious that no girl would want to be with someone like me, so no one would win in that situation.
</blogshit>

Postin delicious Ako to apologize for crap I wrote above.