Why didn't Goku marry Pochawatha? She was the first one

>>148408468
>She was the first one he touched
Did you marry the first girl you ever touched?
If you've even touched a girl before.

>Goku was supposed to be 12 hear

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>>148408468
He was dumb child.

>>148411707
>was

>>148408468
She's Oolong's used goods.

>>148411969
Well he's a dumb adult now. At least temporally.

It's only her that was ruined for marriage. It works different for boys.

>>148408468
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>>148408468
Goku is LITERALLY retarded, as expressed by the fact that he forgot how to do basic math and forgot the most important factor to the success of his team's plan while traveling to the future. Being the retard he is, of course he would marry worst girl. Marrying someone who is halfway decent as a wife would mean Goku would be anything other than a total retard, and we can't have now can we?
>Inb4 "B-But Goku did some smart things in his fight with..."
Overruled by Super, and Super is canon.

>>148412444
Last time Goku wasn't a complete retard was in the original DB series, before he grew up.

He's from race of pure warriors and he hit his head really hard as child, most likely suffering from brain damage. Yes, he's an idiot.

>>148408468
I would have gone with Suno, but that's just me.