>"Hey new guy, why don't you ever talk?"

>>148365664
ahhhhhhhhhh
please dont kill me giants

>>148365664
Suck my cock dude.

>>148365664
I don't tatk with cakes

>>148365664
>ERP
>>>/qst/

>>148365664
i thought i applied to work in an office not a farm with cows

>>148365664
B-but I'm not new. I've been here longer than you

>>148365664
>"Because I'm on the clock right now, working...and you're on the wrong floor"

>>148365664
>Why am I on the ground?

>>148365664
Because I'm blind, you assholes.

>>148365664
>What do you say?
>Show them the paper that says im mute and how to communicate with me using sign language.
>signal that I want to have wild sex with them both.
>get pity sex.
>after it is all said and done, say thank you and laugh my ass off as they realize im not a mute.

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>N-Nice butts. I would like them on my face.

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Why are office ladies the best thing ever?

>>148365664
"Do you two want to grab a coffee after work?

Why talk if I have nothing to say, ma'am?

>>148366229
>>148365664
I need to hang around offices more often

>>148366900
3DPD office ladies are gross.

>>148365664
But I'm a girl... Then I run away and cry.

>>148366977
I don't care, I've already fallen from grace once, and I'll do it again

>>148365664
>"I don't talk to strangers."

>>148365664
you think i can save money by switching to geico?

>"..."

>>148365664
Sorry, too busy paying my bills with my mad programming skills. Defragging my hard drive for thrills.

>>148366900
That would imply you landing a real job, unless you're gonna go San Bernadino on them

>>148367195
>That would imply you landing a real job
>implying I wouldn't just wait outside until the cakes got off their shifts, or took lunch breaks

>>148367271
>leaving your sanctuary for 3DPD
You have fallen, anon.

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>>148367271
I'm imagining a basement dwelling neckbeard approaching a couple of respectable ladies on their lunch break, asking them in heavy breathing for their numbers right off the bat

>>148367310
Oh, believe me I know, I've accepted that

>>148367401
You should leave, you don't belong here.

>>148367271
OLs won't give you the time of the day unless you're many hierarchical tiers over them, nerd.

>>148367427
>You should leave,
I did, it's my first time back on /a/ in a month or two, maybe three?
I remember leaving while rezero was airing

>>148367450

I possess the greatest gift of all, I'm a very good liar. If you are able to lie your ass off and make yourself look like you have a legitimate position of authority, you can get anything you want from most people as long as they never see you again.

>>148367617
Haha, that was nice movie Mr. DiCaprio.

>>148365664
Talk to who? By myself?

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>>148365664
Lady, is that like body paint or something? Because your jacket should not be clinging to your breasts like that.

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>>148365664
I HAVE A SMALL PENIS AND I PREMATURELY EJACULATE

>>148367972
Obviously she's wearing a tiny jacket too small for her. Its stretching really hard. Must be uncomfortable.

>>148368070
I dare one of you fucks to say that to a girl, any girl, the next time she talks to you. Post reactions.

>>148367482
Please go and stay go.

What pity excuse or lie would be sufficient enough to get a hug from these qts?

>>148368158
b-but muh oldfag
probably for the best to be honest, I feel like I've outgrown /a/, I guess it's just apart of the cycle what the fuck am I saying, I'm probably still gonna lurk stealth porn threads

>>148368249

>lurking for porn, not just tag searching on your favorite site

anon...

>>148368308
once you get used to random anons posting clips or images from stuff they like it's hard to go back.
besides, I got into like half my fetishes through this site, had I been anywhere else I would've never considered certain things

>>148365664
sorry ladies but you don't win the "Ally McBeal Shortest skirt in the office award" for this year as Jed in accounting has taken it out again this year.

>>148365664
Graaaaasssssss taste bad!

>>148365664
I shrug