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How do I watch Naruto as a Christian?
On one hand Naruto always believes in his friends.
On the other hands, you have bad shinobi like Orochimaru who are literally snakes which are evil since that's the form of the devil in Genesis. I would imagine that shinobi that stay away from genjutsu and ninjutsu would be okay since taijutsu is purely hand to hand combat. I guess that would make Rock Lee the most holy of ninjas.
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>>148264791
uh, wut
you just you know, press play
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>>148264791
You shouldnt watch cartoons or tv on General as a christ.
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not anime, faggot
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Get off 4chan mom
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>>148264875
You should be permanently IP-range banned for replying to OP as if this thread wasn't the weakest of bait.
Use the fucking report button, you newfaggot piece of shit.
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>>148264791
I thought Christians weren't allowed to watch gay porn
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>I would imagine that shinobi that stay away from genjutsu and ninjutsu would be okay since taijutsu is purely hand to hand combat.
Literally what is your thinking process even, I can't even word this right because of the autism you just gave me.
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>>148264791
JUST DO IT
Just forget about religion, even muslims watch anime but they aren't going to tell you or they would get killed for being weebs
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>>148264791
>How do I watch Naruto
Stop there, you don't, regardless the religion
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>>148265202
He saved captain america tho?
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>>148265191
>even muslims watch anime
Of course
Pic related in part 2 was basically what happened in Orlando
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bumping to outrage /a/ for more keks
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>>148265392
>3kb
Not trying to kill your toaster?
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>>148264791
Naruto makes pacts with demons, he's going to hell
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>>148264791
Go to your parish, and request that a priest watch with you. It is the only way to keep your soul untarnished.
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>>148265880
Seriously, any character that can summon animals made a pact with the supernatural "King" of that animal to do so.
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Singles and Naruto is antichrist
Dubs and Naruto is Ninja God
Trips and Naruto is Ninja Jesus
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>>148266628
Holy shit
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>>148266628
Naruto is our one and only saviour, BELIEVE IT!
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