You're on a date with you waifu when this guy comes over

>>148197343
Throw a gay black priest at him.

My waifu is Kirino so she'd probably look at me disgustedly

>>148197380
Stocking or Panty?

>>148197343
ORA!
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!

>>148197395
Your waifu fucks her brother behind your back.

>>148197343
Telekinesis to space

That or call us faggots

>>148197343
Slap my waifu's ass harder to reassert my dominance over her

>>148197688
I just need to remove him from the equation

>>148197834
But he slapped yours?

What would you achieve

>>148197792
>implying she could do shit in frozen time

>>148197853
Anon, why are you trying to get in the way of the purist form of love.

>>148197869
You can still think, so you can still psychic shit

Where am I?

>>148197891
I'm afraid I'm too selfish in this case

>>148197834
You probably didn't read the thread, so you assumed it's the usual ''slaps your waifu's ass'' variant. But if it were
>engaging in an ass slapping contest with a dude who can collapse a building by leaning on it too hard
M8, do you want your waifu to be atomized?

>>148197915
On a date

Strangle him with her hair

>>148197911
>You can still think
Holy shit, how can someone have comprehension this bad? Jotaro was the only one who could think because he had the same power, he just hadn't mastered it yet. Everyone else was completely frozen. And even if she could think, how would her power work in frozen time? Physics stops working.

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She gives me a worried look

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>>148197981
>strangle an immortal vampire who can survive for a century without feeding as a head

Nothing because she is just a hand

>>148197993
My knowledge of jojo is quite limited so I didn't know about jotaro being the only one who can think during it. I dont see why an action based purely on though wouldnt work assuming one can think but if that's also limited its irrelevant. But why would he use his precious stand power to slap some dudes ass anyways? Hed just do it manually most likely

>>148197934
It's her fault for not been strong enough

>>148198272
Yes, and the second she made any form of attack on him, his Stand (which is faster then light) would automatically freeze time to protect him.
>I dont see why an action based purely on though wouldnt work
Because in frozen time physics stops working and telekinesis is manipulation of forces and energies that requires physics to work?

>>148198326
And who is she?

>>148198354
Once again , im a jojoplebian. Is za warudo an autocast? Or does it require the activation?

Als, physics still exist if you were to stop time, otherwise every action you do would have no consequence

>>148198493
>Is za warudo an autocast? Or does it require the activation?
Both. Stands are projections of one's soul/psychic powers, and their semi-sentient (exceptions exist), Basically they're extensions of their users consciousness and senses, but they're autonomous enough to automatically defend the user from any threat they can't react to aren't aware of without fail. So DIO can do it on whim, but The World will do it automatically in an event that DIO is caught unaware (he will also, if necessary, physically stop/counter the attack, but the instant time freeze is the first form of defense).
>physics still exist if you were to stop time
I meant it doesn't work properly. Only the user can move and interact with things. If time is frozen, so is whatever force/energy telekinesis uses, so it can't act.

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>>148197395
Is this bait, or do people still unironically like SAO and talk about SAO as if just speaking about it doesn't warrent themselves to be ostracized? Isn't your "waifu" tainted by her awful source material and its pea-brained fanbase? The only answer that you could possibly muster that would provoke the least amount of disrespect from able minded anime fans is "I lust after her generic character design because I'm a horny twelve-year-old" or "I didn't mean THAT Kirino, I meant the other one from [insert any other piece of media here]."
I came to this thread already disappointed that it started with a shitty meme, but I wasn't expecting to be triggered.

>>148198646
please be a pasta

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>>148198646
>SAO
>shitty meme
>triggered
Holy shit, this is either next level bait, or you need to end yourself post haste.

>>148198603
The whole timestop telekinetic energy rhing sounds kinda wonky, but since theres no precedent I guess ill have to take your word for it, but since you cant rhink is a moot point

>>148198765
Well, just think about it. She has to send signals from her brain, or mental energy, or whatever, to use her powers. Why should those move through frozen time? The second they leave her head they'd freeze just like everything else. So maybe her power COULD work, but the command can never leave her head, because the signal freezes immediately.

I don't think stands can automatically activate, most stands anyway. If that were true, The World could have just stopped Polnereff's surprise attack.

Also, remember when Polnereff fought Devo. Polnereff couldn't see Devo because of where he was, but I'm pretty sure Silver Chariot could.

>>148198830
Well some work even if she's unconscious so im guessing those will still work but yea, if she cant actively think then telekinesis shouldnt work

>>148198960
If they dont autoproc the question becomes does dio manage to make it back to earth in his 9 second timestop

>>148198960
>The World could have just stopped Polnereff's surprise attack.
...You mean like it did? Polnaref stabbed DIO it would have taken him a miniscule fraction of a second to turn his head into mist, yet the world automatically froze time before that could happen.
>Polnereff couldn't see Devo because of where he was, but I'm pretty sure Silver Chariot could
Yea, but Polnaref was fucked up. And ''auto-defend'' does not mean ''fight complex battle on it's own''. He was getting rekt by another stand because the user was disabled.

>>148198993
You didn't get what i said at all. How does her being unconscious equate with time being frozen anyway? The powers wont work because the signal can't travel through frozen time.

>>148199031
He could still freeze it the second he's lifted against his will, he has insanely fast reflexes. And he can fly.

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>>148198702
>>148198737
It is a rare pasta of my own creation. A bait designed to clense the palate of shitty taste. Of course, the dish is tailored to the customer.

>>148199064
My logic for the way powers work in frozen time is

>power requires action
>timestop prevents said action
>no power

However some powers would then also be

>does not require action
>works

So the psychic barrier should still work

>>148199172
That makes literally no sense. Also, your theory is down the drain because i just remember DIO literally froze a psychic attack mid air when he froze time. So not even psychic energy can move, which makes sense, considering fucking time is frozen and it exists within time.

She slaps my ass but harder

>>148199093
Lets have a though experiment then, since we can really only have assumptions about how different universe powers interract anyways

Scenario 1

Timestop instantaneous, psychic doesent work in za warudovision:
>dio cassually creates two bloody mists

Scenario 2
psychic powers work during timestop
>tatsumaki vs dio fight with dio having the first move
Scenario 3
1 second throw with dio being able to make it back to earth in his za warudo time:
> tatsumaki vs dio with dio having mo access to his timestop
Scenario 4
He doesn't make it to earth in za warudo time:
>dio leaves orbit (results may vary)

How do 2-4 go?

>>148199341
He barrier is literally just a layer around her

>>148199489
Only people with the ability to freeze time themselves can think and observe in frozen time.

>>148199963
Making activation powers useless, but not all of her powers require though

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things start to escalate...

My waifu would be pretty mad

Genuflect

>>148198646
The only real qt of Stardust Cruseader

>>148199172
>>148200111
Stands can phase through non-Stand things, since they're supernatural ghosts and shit.

>>148201774
yeah, they are psychic energy. just like her barrier

>>148197343
She pins me to the ground and proceeds to have her way with me for 3 days and 3 nights straight. Even Dio will be afraid after that display of sexual dominance.

>>148201843
who is it?

>>148197343
daijoubu I have the same type of Stand

>>148201836
>they are psychic energy
And literal projections of the user's soul. They're supernatural.

>>148202002
then its an issue of how do different universe powers interact.

do emperor hobos attacks count as supernatural since they were granted by "god"?.etc

>>148198132
ZA HANDO

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Good luck Dio

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>>148197343
>You're on a date with you waifu when this guy comes over and slaps your ass, what does she do?

Talk about vampire things with him? I don't know.
Also she'll probably tell him to leave me alone, since I'm already her dinner and she doesn't want to share.

>>148202761
Sauce?

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>>148197343
I look at him and just as I'm about to open my mouth he yells: ZA WARUDO. In the next moment I feel butthurt. Literally. I'm laying on the floor covered in his vampire cum. I want to cry, but just as tears are about to flow down my cheeks he whispers ZA WARUDO, bitch. Next second I can only feel his throbbing cock inside my mouth. A single tear slides down my face, as he releases his godly seed inside me. Za WARUDO. He freezes time and fucks me from behind. Ejaculating inside each time he says SOSHITE, TOKI WA UGOKI DASU. This lasts for days, months even... I stopped counting long ago. All this time I've been living and feeding on his sperm. Dio Sama can now stop time for 7 hours, and with the help of my asshole He'll rule the world one day. WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>148204600
Maybe google would know, you fucking faggot

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>>148205173
>Dio cumming in 9 seconds

>>148199133
underrated

>>148197343
Slap back.
What could possibly go wrong?

>>148197343
He instantly gets disintegrated by the sun.

>>148206758
Who is it?

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Looks on with mild confusion, as per usual.

Since he's a vampire, she'll probably just vaporize him with a stern look.

>>148197343
Ask him to sing Stargazer.

>>148197891
All is fair in love and war

>>148197343
She slaps my ass harder to assert her dominance over me.

>>148208154
Patrician taste my friend

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>>148197343
She absorbs him.

>>148197343
*stabs in balls* I SAID BACK THE FUCK OFF??

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>>148197343
>Homura stops time
>Dio: "ZA WARUDO!"
>The World does a Kakyoin on Homura
>... but meguca are liches
>Dio: "Soshite, toki wa ugoki dasu."
>Homura fires at Dio, resumes time so bullets hit
>... but Dio is vampire
>Homura stops time again, unloads MG42 and explosives at Dio.
>Explosives destroy Dio's brainstem, killing him.

If Homura didn't use explosives, I could see Dio winning, because Homura's soul gem is a more obvious target than Dio's brainstem.

>>148197343
Nothing. I'll take care of this fruit.

>>148208702
>The World does a Kakyoin on Homura
>... but meguca are liches

It's been a while since I watched Madoka, but Megucas don't instantly regenerate a punched-through stomach, do they?

>>148207229
Who is she?

>>148208610
Wouldn't she absorb you too during cuddling?
>>>148208702
>>Explosives destroy Dio's brainstem, killing him
Straizo, who was the weakest vampire in the series due to also being a ripple master, got smeared over walls with explosives and regenerated in seconds. DIO probably wouldn't even blow up between his durability and The World protecting him. Not that he'd get hit, considering his retarded speed advantage.

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>>148209298

>You will never be on a date with your waifu and see her jealous yet confused at what to do when someone slaps your ass
Why live?

>>148208305
How strong is she? Cause DIO will just slap harder again, and if she can keep up, at a certain point you'll be vaporized.

>>148209507
DIO isn't a traditional/magical vampire and has no weaknesses outside of sunlight.

>>148208610
>Kars killed her and other Pillar qt 3.14s
Truly the most heinous of Jojo villains.

>>148209572
How about conceptual weapons? Or his face spontaneously going nuclear?

Is there any art of Giorno and Lisa Lisa together? They are same generation. Why she wasn't in VA?

>>148209770
How is any of that going to hit a dude who has faster then light reflexes and can instantly freeze time on whim?

>>148210213
>can instantly freeze time on whim
When will this meme end?

He still has to say ZA WARUDO for it to work.

>>148198132
underrated

>>148210385
This. Never saw dio do the shit jojofags keep saying.

>>148210213
Someone who can time travel for fun at less than 1% of her power will manage something.

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>>148210385
>Dio has to say Za Warudo to stop time
>except for that time when he stopped time and went behind Hol Horse's back
>or the scene where he kept stopping time and moving Polnareff back down the stairs
>or when he was teleporting Senator Phillips back into the car
>or when he kept teleporting around Jotaro before revealing the knives

Did you even watch/read the fight ?
It's called dramatic effect son.

>>148210608
Those were just instances where he said it really fast and the dudes were too stressed out to notice.

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>>148210659
Kek, good joke

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>>148209257
It's probably arguable. In the series you had Sayaka getting injured similar to Kakyoin and regenerating. AFAIK all meguca can do that, Sayaka just did it faster. In Rebellion, Homura shoots herself in the head; the wiki says it was through the head, but in rewatching the scene it looks more like a scalp wound that grazed the skull.

>>148209442
I'm going off what Dio said about his brainstem to Polnareff at the end of Stardust Crusaders. Shortly thereafter, Jotaro/Star Platinum did something to Dio's brain that fucked up his motor control. Dio doesn't recover from that wound much at all until he gets blood. Dio's regeneration is therefore worse than Straizo's at that point, for whatever reason. His speed advantage over Jotaro doesn't seem very significant either there.

>>148208610
Wasn't the whole absorbing and elemental powers only exclusive to the main 4 Pillar Men due to unlocking their potential with the stone mask? I think the only thing that the original Pillar people had was longevity

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Just like the cereal, give me a smack and she smacks ya back

>>148212421
You dumb fucking nigger, the stone mask couldn't pierce their brains, it didn't do shit. That's why they needed the Aja.

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He riperonys in peperonis

>>148197343
Punch his leg.

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>>148197343
She'd CQC him to the ground, probably, then unload Cannon on his face.

She learned the basics of CQC from Master, so she's capable of some insane shit.

>>148211409
Sayaka specifically asked for immortality, though.

>>148212496
You stupid fucking shit, the mask partially pierced their brains, they why two of them were easily able to exterminate their whole race. They got vastly increased powers and immortality, the original race only had longevity.

>>148213069
I'm not here to read your fanfiction. Maybe you should actually read the manga sometime.

>>148212496
Except it was made extremely clear that Kars was using it to boost his power. He only needed to Aja to complete his evolution.

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>>148213069
spend less time on message boards and wikis and more time READING THE FUCKING MANGA

>>148209442
>Wouldn't she absorb me while cuddling
Nothing a small innocuous amount of Hamon wouldn't fix. If she did it'd be worth it anyway.

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>>148213253
>fanfiction
Maybe you should actually kill yourself.
>the stone mask brought invincibility but asked even more energy from the user
The mask partially unlocked their potential, they needed Aja for it to fully pierce them. Unless you're actually retarded enough to believe that an entire race of demigods was exterminated by only two of them, or that they would use normal weapons if they had powers like those.

>>148198132
This, just ignore it and go back to your quiet life.

>>148213342
Take your own fucking advice.
>>148213491

>>148205232
Or maybe it wouldn't.

>>148204600
Kaguya-san.

>>148213532
>I'm going to retort because someone else posted something when I actually knew nothing, while acting like i'm somehow in the right

Oh boy, you sure showed me while jumping on that anon's nuts.

Both of you need to learn to read. Nothing in that image says or implies that they used the masks. Go read the manga instead of just saving images and posting them.

Then stay fucked off because no one wants you here.

>>148213801
HAHAHA
I'm the guy that posted that you fucking retard.
>Nothing in that image says or implies that they used the masks
Except, you know, the fact that it clearly says the mask granted him invincibility at the cost of more energy. But sure, stay retarded.

Slap his ass

>>148213491
>mangafox
i laughed irl man

>>148197343
But why would I get mad at my Husbando, anon?

I wonder how Dio would react to a willing fanclub. Like Jotaro evidently has.

>>148213011
>Sayaka specifically asked for immortality, though.
Sayaka asked for stupid violin boy to be healed; as a consequence of that, her meguca ability was increased regeneration. It was actually Mami that wanted to keep living when her parents died in a car wreck... maybe you're thinking of that?

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>>148213863
>I'm the guy that posted that
Sure you are, that's why you didn't reply to me with it.

Now read this if you can manage to rub your two brain cells together:

>Invincible = Immune to the sun
>more energy = Stone of Aja
>"Don't you want to conquer the sun?"

It does not say the mask 'granted' him anything, nor does it imply he used it. It only states what the mask would give if used properly.

Fairly certain that the pillar men weren't immune to sunlight, sans Kars after donning the mask.

But go ahead, show us all again how you fail at reading comprehension. Argue this with someone else, you're too stupid to understand words so i'm not going to bother.

You two shouldn't read the manga, you should enroll in some literature or basic english courses so that you can learn to read anything at all. Pretty sure you'll both keep making shit up to cover your lack of intelligence though, which is fine because we all need someone to laugh at.

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>>148213491
>mangafox

>>148213863
>HAHAHA

Newfag, plz go and stay go.

>>148198646
Who the fuck thinks about SAO when they talk about a character named Kirino? It's literally ALWAYS fucking Oreimo here.

>>148214317
>Sure you are, that's why you didn't reply to me with it.
Noticed your post after i already posted it.

Now let me lend you one of those two brain cells, since you clearly have none of your own.

>>more energy = Stone of Aja
Which is why he needed to increase his consumption of energy, because...

Now, i know this is too much for you, but try to think with your head. Why the fuck would his race turn on him if he just made the mask and didn't use it at all.
>because he told them what it was
That's retarded as fuck. Seriously kill yourself if you think this.

They turned on him because he was literally eating life out of existence and he gained strange new powers, powers which he used to slaughter them effortlessly. Why doesn't your pea brain try to explain how Kars and Esidisi managed to slaughter an entire race of their peers with ease if they didn't use the mask to amp themselves?

Now i know retards like you need everything explained in detail to them, because god forbid you figure things out for yourselves. Luckily the anime expanded on this, unless you're gonna claim that an anime endorsed by Araki made their own fanfiction,

>You two
>still desperately claims it's two people because god forbid he's wrong

>>148214387
I'd bet i'm here longer then you, fucboi.
>MUH MANGAFOX
I'm not gonna conform to this board's autism when i need a quick scan.

>>148214701
Post-anime JoJofags - the post

>>148214317
Why intervene if he hasn't done anything yet

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>>148197343
praise the sun

>>148215044
[x] Use Sunlight Spear

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>>148199133
HO CAPITO!!

The whole "Tonio is doing something nefarious with his food!" subplot is great in DiU, simply because he's like "nah nigga I just like using my Stand to cook good food."

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The hell can she do against Dio-sama? She's a normal human, but she would get mad

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>>148197343
I was gonna say I'd shove my sunlight-infused dick in him while she looks on in horror and confusion, but instead I'll just say I'll absorb him into me through my ass. Delicious.

>>148205173
>overwhelmed by the pleasure of vampire dick, anon eventually stopped thinking

>>148210385
When he got stabbed through the head by Silver Chariot, he didn't yell Za Warudo to stop time.

>>148198646
He's talking about Kirino, not Kirito you illiterate mook.

She beats him with fire magic. It worked well in part 1.

>>148216512
Hey, have you gone past mars yet?