Who here hasn't fallen for the /Megameme/ Aqua: >Solos

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Megameme = Wiz > Darkness > Aqua

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>>148136658
Literally as wrong as could be.
Is it Australian hour?

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>>148136746
Australians don't start shitposting for another couple hours. Leave it to an Aquafag to not even know timezones.

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>>148136795
But I like ausbong hour

>>148136590
Literally the only thing stopping Aqua from being best girl is her sub-90 IQ.

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I'm torn between Darkness and Wiz.

>>148136590

Which Konosuba would make the best wife and mother of your children though? That is the real question.

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>>148136590
Aqua would be a great bro but that's it. Meanwhile Megumeme would be a great all around life partner and lover. Sorry but that's just how it is.

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>>148136857
>Literally the only thing stopping Aqua from being best girl is her sub-90 IQ.
Aqua being literally mentally handicapped makes her best girl.
Fixed it for you, friend.

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>>148136894
Obviously the one that will explosion any threats and will teach our children explosion magic as well.

>>148136590
>Aqua
>Two molecules of H and one molecule of O.
>Consists in every living form
>Older than planet Earth
>Have a coitus with every living thing
I say Aqua is a best element, but Fire is good too or better.

>>148136590
I pity you poor soul who is unable to appreciate explosions

>>148136894
Darkness probably She's loaded with money and really likes protecting things (even if it's for her sexual pleasure). She'd probably be extremely protective of your children, plus they'd grow up rich and educated.

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>>148136894
Best wife? Aqua.
She's funny, she's indepedent, meaning you dont have you dont have to babysit her. If you get bored, shes up for a drink or a bingeeat. Literally everyone likes her, so it increaces your social status.
But as a mother? You dont want to breed on retarded genes.

I'd say Megameme for breeding, even though I dont perticularly like her. She's smart, fairly sensible and most of her quirks can be written off as inexperience.

>>148137052
This anon makes good arguments. Also Darkness is physically built for childbirth.
Plus she has some very good wifetraits.

>>148136998
Megumeme would just raise her kids to be autistic fucks.

Friendly reminder that Megumin could've been the greatest mage of her time if it weren't for ECKSUPLOSHUN autism.

>>148136894
Aqua would turn any children you have into stupid party sluts. Predicted job: Walmart greeter and welfare hog.

Darkness would be a total pushover and raise a bunch of spoiled terrors. Predicted job: leeching off of mommy forever.

Megumin would turn her kids into chuunis that may or may not also be sociopaths. Predicted job: competent mage and/or mass-murderer.

>>148137124
I pity the blind man that cannot see the glory of explosion magic.

>>148137074
>She's funny, she's indepedent, meaning you dont have you dont have to babysit her.
But this is wrong. Kazuma has to constantly babysit her or else she'll waste all of their money or get into trouble.

>>148137124
>Megumeme would just raise her kids to be autistic fucks.
Megumine would polute your genes.

>>148137155
I can see the glory of it just fine. Doesn't change the fact that Megumin is an autist unfit to be a mother.

>>148137158
Kazuma overdoes it. She is capable, as is canon. She indebts herself constantly, but she also redeems the debts, albeit after alot of crying and whining, but she has proven herself manytimes over to be able to handle herself.
She just prefers Kazuma to do it for her, and he prefers to treat her like a lost child.

>>148137238
I disagree. I believe she has the character and the temperament to make a fine mother.

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>>148137238
Actual truth. Megameme is great as fuckbody and AoE clear, but she is genetically unfit for motherhood.

>>148137269
t. megumin

>>148136865
darkness is pure ntr bait, the choice is obvious

>>148137285
>genetically unfit
Based on what?

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>>148136865
>Marry Wiz
>Keep darkness as the local cuck/sex slave
>Aqua starring as Onee-chan
>Rape Megameme whenever she gets too uppity with her explosions
gg ez

>>148137309
Probably some THICCfag shitposting.

>>148137297
>ntr
How did you get this from masochism?

>>148137353
She describes her ideal man as someone who forces her to prostitute herself in the LNs.

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>>148137309
Actual autism.
>dress up
>live through pseudoexperiences with rolemodels
>physically dependant on other people
>delussions of grandeur

You are better of with bear mom Darkness, or fun mom Aqua (though in this case you need to breed out the stupidity)

>>148137353
Some guy forces himself on her and she submits because she not-so secretly enjoys being degraded.

>>148137349
Even if this were the case. She is still young and no sane male would impregnate her for another few years anyway, so she has plenty of time to develop.

>>148137349
Wizard stop posting

>>148137392
>>physically dependant on other people
This is the only half argument you have and it does not relate to her genes in any way.

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>>148136658

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>>148136865
>Wiz
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG

>>148137430
What about the other arguments?
Granted, don't know if she'll grow up to be a functional woman ofcourse.
As of now; ADHD ridden, aggressive, glutanous, violent (?), and pysically unfit (granted, shes like 14, but dont see her growing physical attributes towards motherhood)

>>148136590
Aqua
>a retard
>selfish
>only uses her goddess powers when she feels like it, not when it's needed
>tries to mooch off Kazuma ALL THE FUCKING TIME
>not a heroine

Dorkness
>constantly pushing her fetishes in people's faces even if it's not wanted
>can't hit anything for shit
>even when a guy actually indulges in her fetish, she shies away
>lalatina

Megumin
>literal one trick pony
>despite that, is maybe the most useful at taking on stronger foes
>that is, when she isn't passed the fuck out after a single spell
>endangers everyone with her obsession with emulating Michael Bay

Wiz
>a lich
>has a sexy as fuck body
>can cast shit that could, arguably, rival Aqua in usefulness at least while being able to actually fire off another shot or two
>just tries to maintain a simple life despite being a general for the Demon King
>helps out the ones that want to take out the Demon King

Think it's pretty clear who the actual winner here is

>>148137610
>What about the other arguments?
There was not any inkling of an argument other than what I previously replied to in the post which I replied to.

Aggressiveness, gluttony, and and a tendency towards violence have been displayed by all 3 main girls.

>>148136590
Aqua > Megumeme > Darkness

>>148137610
>ADHD ridden
She's better at shutting the fuck up than Aqua and Darkness

>aggressive
Her job is to kill things. She'd be defective if she wasn't.

>glutanous (sic)
Not more than anyone else in the party.

>violent (?)
She's better than your average anime tsundere. Aqua and Kazuma do more violent shit than her.

>pysically unfit (sic)
She's more fit than Kazuma.

>>148137610
>dont see her growing physical attributes towards motherhood
What reason do you have to believe her body will fail to develop as she grows older?

>>148137685
>actually lusting over the mentally retarded

You're sick

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>>148137664
>Dorkness
Lalatina
Take that back, right now.

Zombiefu
>Dead
>Cold
>Demon kings general
>b-but I am guiding lost spirits
>literally can't guide her own shop
>gets bullied by Aqua who gets bullied by everyone
>I have soft breasts?
>Actual necromancy, to fill her skeletal body with the illusion of flesh
>Fears The Strong

>>148137873
>not wanting to fuck the shy submissive necromancer
You're a faggot that loves the cock
Lalatina

>>148137873
the most cuddleable

>>148137806
Well, anime tendencies only.
Usually midteens that grow into big chests and hips, already have them marked. She still looks like she's 10. Not that's bad or Im judging anyone, just cant see the write her a body that would be fit for motherhood.

>>148137772
You actually dismantled most of my claims.
But yeah, shes better at shutting up than either Aqua or Darkness, but is that a good thing? you can be interactive, and not be borderline antisocial
physically unfit
>She's more fit than Kazuma
Dont think she is, mate. Prove me wrong if you can, you actually dismantled most of my OP post already
Other than that I think you got it

Aqua you dumbassess, your child becomes a demigod anyways and can probably level up int.

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>>148136590
i dont understand why people even try to argue bakaretsu loli is not best girl. just trying to be contrarian?

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>>148137122
These. Darkness is to wed and be bred.

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>>148137967
>picking Megameme waifu for the sole purpose of raping her when she passes out every other minute
No. Water is literally better. When you are done bullying and talking and get bored, shes up for drinking, eating, going out, whatever. Also she does more than one trick.

Darkness is for evil bullying only, though.

>>148137664
>>148137873
What's up with Wiz, anyways? She seems too nice to be a lich. Aren't liches supposed to be spooby skeletons anyways?

>>148138045
It's mentioned in the LNs that she's more fit. Stat points give them an objective measure and even though her job is slanted towards magic her level is so much higher than Kazuma's that she has higher physical stats than he does. It's not like he had impressive physical stats in the first place.

If you really want I can try to dig up the passage where it says that.

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>>148138104
I want to hurt you waifu

>>148138170
>being a bigot
Liches are cute

CUTE

I can actually see Darkness being a pretty good mom. She's caring and protective of her children and would guide them on the path to righteousness and compassion. The only problem is you'll probably get NTR'd. since she most definitely has rape fantasies.

>>148137309
>small malnourished body
>tiny hips that would likely cause complications during childbirth
>flat chest unable to produce adequate milk for infant
>addicted to explosions, would likely leave children unattended while she's passed out on an explosion high

Sure, she's 14 years old and capable of getting pregnant since she's presumably past puberty but her body just isn't fit for rearing children.

>>148138164
>picking Megameme waifu
>in reference to my post where I was saying that the lich was best girl

Wow, I guess Aquafags really have the reading comprehension of their waifu huh?

>>148136590
>Hot background character

You know you want it OP

>>148138183
If you have the time for it, sure man, id love it. If not it's cool. Only banter.
Do stat points really affect their physiology though?

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>>148138278
want what anon?

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>>148138207
_ _ _ _ _me too_ _ _ _ _

>>148138252
>>flat chest unable to produce adequate milk for infant
Actually, breasts swell during pregnancy and produce sufficient milk for breastfeeding. The only difference is that they can't store as much milk, so they'll be leaking more often.

That said, yeah her loli body may cause some serious issues for childbirth.

>>148138252
She is in puberty, not past.

>Her hips are not small enough in relation to the rest of her body to cause complications
>Breasts grow when you get pregnant and have newborns
So leaving aside the fact that she will develop as she ages, she would be perfectly capable of producing a child immediately.

All candidates suffer from character flaws that I think they would all be able to overcome once they have offspring.

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>>148138382
What a slut. She would definitely NTR any guy dumb enough to wife her.

>>148137336
this.

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who here /explosion/?
who /coma/

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>>148138433
>slut
What did you just say about best girl?

>>148138281
Found it:

>“Hey you all! Wait, slower! If we suddenly meet, the enemy, and is, out of breath, how, can we fight?”

>I said while panting, and Aqua tilted her head and said:

>“… I knew Kazuma’s stats are bad, but I didn’t know it was so terrible.”

>Ughh, infuriating!

>“Anyway, what is Kazuma’s stamina? Don’t tell me it is the same level as me, an arch wizard.”

>Megumin asked.

>As I continued panting, I handed my card to Megumin silently.

>“… How should I put this. Kazuma has the lowest level here. Don’t worry, just train up from now on and your stats will grow.”

>Megumin awkwardly averted her eyes from the card and started consoling me.

>“Hey, you mean my stats are really on the same level as you right?!”

>“Let’s take a break! We walked a long distance in one short, but there is no sign of the grandpa. Instead of dashing ahead at full speed, we should conserve our energy.”

>“Hey, don’t tell me my stats are lower than yours! Is my strength and stamina lower than yours?!”

So yeah. Stats effects their physical capabilities.

>>148138507
Sweet man, cheers. I havent read the LNs to appreciate the info. Starting them tomorrow though.

>>148138433
i'll fucking kill you you piece of shit

>>148138618
Re Zero.

>>148138618
DanMachi

>>148138618
Overlord

>>148138618
Nobunagun

>>148138618
Evangelion
Rei is best girl. Strap on your combat helmet.

>>148138618
boku no vidya

Darkness:
Optimal breeding material, but she'll probably ntr you with some orcs
Aqua:
Stuck up, greedy jew. Cares more about money than you.
Wiz:
All around uninteresting
Megameme:
Top tier autistic waifu.

>>148138618

log horizon

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>>148138618
is this like when we on /pol/ get comments like "Okay guys, I used to vote for trump, but..." and then it it get 200 (you)s and derails the thread?

>>148138618
niggers tongue my anus
It's Sword Art Online

>>148138618

Grimgar

>>148138832
Grimgar is fucking amazing though

>>148138823
it's more like a "what's his name again?" thread, to be honest family

>>148138618
Rayearth

>>148138618
.hack//Sign

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>>148136590
>purges at a rate not even the Astartes could keep up with

>>148138823
No, this is how /a/ used to be. Don't feed them and they'll stop being idiots. Horse to water and all that jazz, ya naw what i'm saiyan?

>>148138602
Enjoy.

>>148138851
Right. It just seems to have the same effect. Literally same happens on /pol/.
But I haven't lurked /a/ enough to know if you get this constantly, and if the "what is this anime" qyestions is even real.

>>148136590
>>Aryan masterrace
stopped reading there

>>148138618
>>>148138645 >>148138664 >>148138679 >>148138745 >>148138782 >>148138790 >>148138806 >>148138823 >>148138831 >>148138832 >>148138852 >>148138874
>>148138618
Hello plebbit

>>148138904
sometimes taking bait can be fun, but please don't tell anyone because that's the biggest secret of not wanting to fucking kill yourself

>>148138618
Looks like Armored Trooper Bottoms to me.

>>148138883
Yeah man. What I like about /a/ is that its so hard to get into, and you bully all the newcommers so you can keep your board as pure as possible.
That is a virtue lost on 4chan.

>>148138929
Include me in the screencap.

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>>148137349
Not everyone likes their girls to be built like boys, anon.

>>148138920
Good, fuck off

>>148138964
Aqua is so cute. I'd exalt her if she was real.

>>148138929
le le le you faggot

don't forget darkness is best girl and you're here forever

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>>148138984

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>>148138230
Did someone say cute liches?

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>>148139052
FEAR
THE
STRONG
impure whore

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>>148139052

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>>148139052
I WAS TRICKED BY SKELETONS

>>148139078
Ainz-sama would skullfuck Aqua.

>>148136590
Megumin is cool but Darkness is clearly the best.

>>148137124
Threadly reminder that Megumeme offered to give up explosion magic for Kazuma to become a better mage and he told her she was already the best mage anyone could hope for.

>>148139078
That is a very erotic skirtline. It would be such a shame if one were to saw what is under it.

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>>148139149
he's right

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>>148139144
>>148139167
It would be a shame if your waifus were to fight the apex pure godess of partytricks and pantsus

>>148139230
>apex slut
ftfy

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>>148139281
say that one more time, you cunt

>>148139403
Aqua is the loosest slut in all the realms. Her vagina bears the permanent stench of semen.

>>148139403
Aqua was not only made for breeding. She actively seeks to breed. Seeks the strongest seed. The big black deed

>>148139454
Black men don't exist in fantasy.

>>148139479
She fucks Orcs and canines.

>>148139497
I think you are confusing Aqua with Darkness.

>>148139497
Konosuba only has female orcs.

>>148139511
Darkness is a pure girl that only has fantasies. Aqua actively lives out her desires to receive big fat non-human cocks in every hole.

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>>148139454
>The big black deed
I will kill your waifu in next season

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>>148136590
>no mention of best girl

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>>148139550
Aqua is an alchohlic gambler that still finds time to carry her party.

>>148139624
>snowing
>leaves her midriff exposed
Almost as slutty as Aqua.

>>148139624
chris a shit, go by new panties

>>148139654
>Aqua is an alcoholic that is addicted to being raped by strangers while she is drunk
ftfy

>>148139679
>those are deal breakers for you
gay, though

>>148139654
>carry
She creates or worsens at least half the problems her party deals with. You can count the number of times she's done something useful towards a problem she didn't cause on one hand.

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>>148139705
You're a cuckold.

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>>148139707
>She creates or worsens at least half the problems her party deals with
And carries on the other half.
She solod the croc quest. amd you know better than to bully you healer.

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>>148139144
>>148139167
>>148139281
>>148139439
>>148139454
>>148139618
>>148139679
>>148139707
Friendly reminder that its not monday, and you can go to bed now, Megameme.

>>148139792
The other half is solved more by Kazuma, Megumin, or guests. The croc quest was designed specifically for Aqua because it was to pay off her debt.

Kazuma bullies Aqua all the time with either no consequences or it stops her from creating yet another problem.

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>>148139861
The explosive love I feel for Megumeme cannot be contained to a single day of the week.

>>148139895
agreed. can't wait for Megumin May, it will truly be the best month

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>>148139724
She's not for marriage. She's a drunken slattern.

>>148139937
Megumin March comes first.

>>148139892
Aqua is the binding point of the female part of the group, though. She got them in, she got them the rep, and she healsluts. Granted, shes clinically retarded. But who is your Konofu? inb4
>i dont have one

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>>148139895
>>148139937
oh no

>>148140000
interrupting thread and recognizing quints, with thread
theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UpZnSjMko4

>>148139976
A passing priest "got them in" with some pocket change. The rest of the party got them the rep. Megumin and Darkness joined because no other party would have them, so you can't claim Aqua helped there. She does healslut really well when she's not getting people injured in the first place, or forgetting to tell everyone that she could solve the issue in five seconds after they've done everything the hard way.

>>148140098
*quads even. Carry on

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>>148136894
Yunyun is objectively the most fit for motherhood.

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>>148140114
why are you just saying things to hurt me?

>>148140209
Yunyun is actual dogshit, and you need to remove her from this thread

>>148140254
Better than Aqua.

>>148138883
>ya naw what i'm saiyan?
The irony of you talking about how /a/ used to be is overwhelming.

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>>148140266
sure. But still dogshit.
There is one correct waifu in this thread
her hair isnt fucked up

What subs for this show are good?

>>148136590
Aqua
>you can burst deep inside her without fear of pregnancy

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>>148140333
>waifuing the girl that fetishizes ntr
>the girl that runs away every other volume to try to get married to some faceless fat old fuck

Nah, Yunyun is better than Darkness.

>>148140434
>>>/wsr/

>>148140497
FFF it is then.

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>>148140469
>waifuing literally who
Aqua is the embodiment of pure.
sure shes a slut, and shes dumber than a bag of bricks, but she follows you like a beaten dog if you show her the way

>>148140904
>seasonal waifu
Aquafags, everyone.

>>148138823
>/pol/

Fucking get out you fucking casual.

>>148140924
Go to bed meguman

>>148140990
no

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>>148140461
Looking at how flat Megumeme is, I'd guess she probably hasn't had her period yet, wouldn't be surprised if is safe to explode in her too.

To be honest tho, family, if you look at it objectively from an objective standpoint, Darkness is objectively the best girl.

This is not an opinion, but an objective observation.

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>>148139052
>anon thinks he's rused me
>implying Ainz-sama is not kawaii

>>148141119
With Kazuma keeping her fed she should fill out alright.

>>148136590
Why do I feel like an Axis cultist made this post?

>>148141197
>Axis
>Hitler lead the Axis of Evil
Aqua confirmed literally worse than Hitler.

Aquafags epic BTFO

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>>148141170

>>148139624
Literally a boy. You must be gay if you like her.

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tank block

>>148141466
What do you call a tank that doesn't dish out any damage?

A 60 ton paperweight.

Reading through this thread I'm glad that I dropped this garbage after watching a single episode

>>148141466
who is she?

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Darkness's only flaw is that she would be impossible to punish. Prove me wrong.

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>>148140904
>literally who
Just because you're a filthy secondary doesn't make her not a main character.

>>148141438
You'll receive divine punishment for that comment, anon.

>>148141786
She literally married a fat old man for money.

Megumemefags aren't alpha enough to handle Aqua and be able to please Lalatina.
They only feel comfortable with someone as autistic as they are.

>>148141786
There is a doujin by the author of Black Lagoon that affirms that "To deny a masochist what she wants is the ultimate pleasure for a sadist"

All Kazuma has to do is wait until they've leveled up and Megumin is passed out, pull out her adventurer card and press her finger down on some useful skills and hit apply. Problem solved.

>>148141119
You're complaining about a 13yo in medieval setting only being an A-cup. Wat? Most girls back then didnt get their period until like 16 due to nutrition.

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>>148142232
Can you fuck up with other people's adventurer cards? Because that sounds like a big opening for tons of pranks.

>>148142281
Does it look like I'm complaining about it?

>>148140521
Who fucking cares? Just had to reply to me, you little prick?

>>148142454
Doubt we'll ever find out. Since it seems to be representative of what's in your head, if she's passed out it might not work. If it just literally holding her finger and pressing stuff on the card, then I don't see why not.

She'd probably hate him forever for it, though.

>>148142489
Yes.

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>>148141170
Fuck you.

Calcium is sexy.

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>>148142519

>>148142454
Yeah. Megumin lets Kazuma allocate skill points for her at the end of volume 5.

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>>148142566
Stop replying to my posts.

>>148136590
Megumin was my favorite when she was introduced, but throughout the course of the show Aqua slowly rose above her to become my new favorite.

I still like Megumin, but her antics got less and less fresh for me as the show went on. I never get tired of Aqua.

i choose not watching garbage self-insert fantasy video game anime

brb marathoning logh

>>148142582
Really? So she can finally do something other than Explosion then? That seems.... very unlike her.

>>148142736
Eva
Lain
Texhnolyze
Lucky Star
Ergo Proxy
LOGH
Utena

I'll give you your anime philosophy degree once you're finished. Then you'll be authorised to make fun of people for watching K-On.

>>148142773
No. Kazuma put all of the points into metamagic skills for explosion and told her she doesn't need to change because she's already a great mage. Thus began the Megumin route.

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>>148136894
Komekko.

>>148142647
This. Megumin is pretty one dimensional and she gets old after awhile.

Aqua, while stupid, has quite a lot of depth to her that makes her entertaining.

>>148138618
it's actually tower of druaga

>>148142888
He's a fucking shit party leader. Since a blaster caster is actively gimping themselves with their spell choices they need to be doing consistent damage. Megu's shitty once a day burst is a giant liability.

>>148136590
Aqua is just a gag character whose only real function is being able to buy yakisoba. Megameme is an angel and Kazuma's future wife.

>>148138618
Bananya

>>148141786
I want to get slowly strangled as well.

>>148143196
Would you crush a young girl's dreams just to optimize your party?

>>148142582
Interesting.

>>148142888
A huge chance lost there, but cute as fuck, no wonder Megumin fell for him.

>>148143301
Yes.

>>148143301
Of course not. I'd teach her to bring a couple save or sucks along and maybe a save or die and keep her Explosion for large targets and groups. But because of MC-kuns kindness and if this wasn't a LN, thus meaning there can be no real failure or damage to the main cast she will soon lose a party member she cares for because she was KO'd on the floor after exploding prematurely leaving the rest of the team ill prepared to deal with the threats before them.

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>>148143421
Oh no. It's a shame that nobody in the party has divine powers to resurrect someone.

>>148138618
Koi Koi 7

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>fire megumeme
>pick up an actual spell caster that isn't useless

>>148143624
Emshittia is almost as bad as Aqua.

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>>148143624
>solos an entire demon army
>provides the firepower for every major enemy they kill
>useless

>>148143473
Oh no, it's such a shame we can't have there be any actual threats to the party. It's like having free time travel, removes all sense of urgency.
Besides, what happens if Aqua gets taken out?

>>148137336
>fucking a corpse

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>>148143624
As much as I like her, she is too naive to my taste, I'm afraid spending time with her would get boring really fast. Would take Megumeme and her hilarious chuuni antics over Emilia any day.

>>148136658
Patricians taste my friend, however let me add a few

Megumin = Wiz > Eris = yun yunYun Yun > Dorkness >>>POWER GAP>>> Aqua

>>148143624
>does nothing the entire series
>not useless

>>148137124
>Megumeme would just raise her kids to be autistic fucks.
implying you could do better

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>>148136590
darkness>wiz>yunyun>aqua>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>megushit

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>>148136982
If Aqua was smart but even more of an asshole, she'd be best girl. Which is funny because all Aqua has going for her is her asshole.

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>>148143196
>needing to blow more than once

Darkness is best girl. An undeniable fact. Great mother, great shield, best body.

megumi is literally good for nothing except lolifag bait. no tits, no Ass. shit personality

Aqua is too dumb to make good waifu

Wiz is second best girl, wouldn't mind lap pillow but dead

Yunyun too obsessed with megumeme

>>148145395
How is possible to feel this jelous of someone that doesn't even exist.

I'm not a lolicon by the way.

>>148136590
No Eris-sama?

Go fuck yourself OP.

>>148138252
>tiny hips
kek

>>148145620
You feeling jelous of Megumin as well, cause she can cuddle with based Kazuma?

>>148142281
It's not nutrition, otherwise the decline in age would have leveled off, it hasn't. Could be the chemicals, could be the lousy diets (fyi nutrition went to shit during enclosure, before that serfs were quite well fed), but really it's r-selection, aka the same reason niggers have much lower average age of puberty than other races.

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>>148143624
But Megumeme IS Emilia.

>>148143910
She fought and won the Subaru Impreza.

>>148142888
So OTP now? Nice.

Although, would it kill her to take just a single point in Magic Missile or something else spammable? With all her magic secondary skills, it would still probably be quite powerful.

>>148146396
Her philosophy on it is very all or nothing. She doesn't want to half-ass anything.

>>148146497
Yeah, but I'm saying like 1 point out of 40 just to have some point-defense. Low-level skills are incredibly cheap on skill cost as well.

>>148146786
She doesn't want to cheat on her spellfu.

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Just pretend she's Darkness in her early teens.

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>>148146786
ALL OR NOTHING MOTHERFUCKER. Putting points in anything else is half-assing it. t's not so much about the spell itself but the pursuit to create the ultimate explosion.

Granted, the ultimate explosion would probably create a new universe and destroy everything in the old one, but it's what she wants.

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>>148138252
see >>148142281 >>148138369
Also, it doesn't look like she lacks hips to me.

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>>148147119
Here, have sexier Megumin hips in official art.

>>148147335
>bare midriff
>wide hips
>short skirt
>boots
>ZR
>DFC
>black hair
>red eyes
How can be one character design so fucking boner inducing.

Does Darkness even have any skills?

>>148147540
Explosion (1) (Overcast!)

If Kazuma has such high luck with Steal, could he body swap by casting it on their body? Doujin possibilities...

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I am enlightened. I recognise the true best girl.

>>148136847
Every hour is ausbong hour, Straya never sleeps ya fackin shitcunts.

>>148147612
In volume 6 there's an item that does that, just say the keyword and you'll temporarily change bodies with the one wearing the necklace.

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>>148136590
I want to dedicate my life to worshiping Aqua

>>148141438
A boy? With hips like hers?

>>148145577
>shit personality

Do you just use your toilet as a refrigerator or what? I don't see how you have shit taste like that any other way.

I want a game based on this show:
>looks like a JRPG and tricks you into thinking it's one
>actually battles work like puzzles where you must overcome the characters huge weaknesses
>Aqua has lots of spells but you have no control over which one she'll use, so you need to change your strategy to match what she'll do next
>Darkness can wthstand tons of damage but if you let her get bullied too much she gets horny and can't keep fighting
>Megumin can one shot any and all enemies with the Explosion spell but it takes a while to cast and you only get one shot
>Kazuma goes around the battle stealing things, saving allies, and preventing Aqua from running away all at the same time

>>148148237
There's an RPGMaker RPG that came with the BDs that's basically that.
>Megumin's Explosion one-shots everything but needs like 10 turns of channeling and leaves her with 1 HP and 0 Mana left.
>Darkness is super tanky but has like a 5% hit chance.
>Aqua does random shit, but has retardedly powerful Heals.
>You can actually control Kazuma but his stats are pretty shit all around.

>>148148237
I think it would be mostly a dating sim in disguise as the real challenge is wrangling all the different characters to coordinate properly.

>>148148326
Cool

>Google the game
>obviously only on Moon

Well, shit

>>148148326
>>148148498
Is there any download of that somewhere? I'm a sucker for old styled RPHS and would like to give it a try.

>>148136590
>choose your konofu
>not including eris
Shit question

>>148141786
She was extremely uncomfortable when Kazuma harassed her during his "dream".

>>148143660
Emshitia can't even revive the dead.

>>148148326
Can't find a torrent of it. Halp, anon!

>>148147787
>not waking up and going to church
>your church not being a house of purifying waters
>your deity not being objectively the best deity
there a people on 4chan, on this very board, that will defend this, right now.

Post Megumin's megaminis.

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>>148136590
>Megameme
>poorly dressed
Literally the best outfit in the series. Pic very fucking related,

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>>148143896
>breast padding goddess ahead of YunYun

Aqua is objectively the best girl of 2016/

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>>148149668
this person is objective and analyzing in his taste
/a/ could learn from this

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this show is basically k-on for /tg/

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>>148149863
What's your point?

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>>148149863
>k-on for /tg/
If Konosuba is K-on for /tg/, is pic related the Milky Holmes for /tg/? They have like, five dads.

>>148149863
Don't post that shit. I'm trying to avoid that idea, but fantasy australia is too tempting.

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I see no mention of the real best girl.

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>>148150015
I want to recruit 2nd to right for my party of retards

>ctrl+f succubus
>0
/a/ have shit taste

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>>148150093
A SHIIIIIT

>>148150015
>Dancing Retards
Looks like idol m@ster/love live for /tg/ to me.

>daugheru'd megumeme pretty hard
>she starts hitting it off with Kazuma

I'm beyond conflicted.

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>>148150182
INT is her dump stat, despite being a dragonkin wizard.

>>148148326
Threadly reminder that Megumin was useless as fuck in that game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UpZnSjMko4

I find it difficult to dislike anyone in this series.
If I hate to rate my favorites it would only be by slight and personal margins

>>148136590
I am, I just love her pantsu.

>>148149738
>picture

What did she mean by this?

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>>148150093
JANNU.

>>148151265
Oh damn.

Someone post Alice as a thief. The Princess sure is multi-talented.

>>148151265
>>148151335

See >>148147335

Has the cover for the new Megumin spinoff out yet?

>>148142078
what? when does this happen?
>>148142129
what the fuck is a lalatina?

Darkness > Aqua >>>>>>>>>>> Megumeme
Ending song-wise

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>>148151418
>what the fuck is a lalatina?
A kind of Darkness
its her real name anon

>>148151418
Lalatina is Darkness's real name.

She marries the fat old man for money in volume 8. He's pretty much her dream husband.

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Oh I didn't realize they already started translating the new Megumeme spinoff.

https://crimsonmagic.me/2016/08/31/fanfic-continued-gifting-this-wonderful-world-with-explosions-prologue/

We got so many Iris, it would be ashamed if the second season didn't reach Vol. 6. Though if they keep he episode amounts it would really sucks.

Anyone got a link to the illustrations?

>>148137040
>gets cucked by every living thing

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>>148136590
I will make this very clear

If you aren't in the team Kazuma then you don't deserve to be in this thread
Now bown down before our mighty leader

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>>148151823
>this makes the tank nervous

>>148151823
If Kazuma were a girl he'd be Mokarin, but with a heart.

I'm surprised there's no genderswapped Kazuma images.

>>148151265
>Gamble, Scramble.

Ayy useless scum only good for his luck.

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>>148151920
>but with a heart.
isn't he just a bully though?
Like, sure he has the required MC compassion, but nothing really beyond that, right?

>>148151920
If Kazuma were a girl he'd be Aqua with a brain
They're both petty lazy cowards with a similar mindset, one just happens to be a goddess

>>148152170
This is actually true.
Aqua may be a bit more submissive and unable to make decisions, but other than that they are quite similar.
Don't forget Aqua was also a shut in NEET when she was a goddess

>>148136590
Fuck off Akuwa.
AKUwa
That's right motherfucker, I'm onto you!

>>148148498
>>148148808
>>148149319
I'm uploading it to mega for you right now. My internet sucks though, so be patient. Hope threads is alive by then.
Game is in moonrunes and there is no tl, but it follows the anime really close so you don't really need to read anything to know what's happening.

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>>148152568
>Game is in moonrunes and there is no tl
Why does God hate me?

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>>148136590
Didn't fall for the Megameme.
But I will say, I think she has the best voice actress in the series. She does those slightly coarse sounds when Megumin gets excited and it sounds awesome.

>>148152718
Because yu touch yourself at night.

>>148136590
You forgot the single most important piece of information

Aqua:
>below average intelligence

>>148150112
>>148150155
>>148151919
>>148152088

kazuma is the mc we need.

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>>148153434
but that is what makes her based waifu material.
She is borderline clinically retarded

>>148153507
Why does he bully them?

>>148153658
>waifu material.
>borderline clinically retarded
I think you mean easy fuck material. I want my waifu to be smart.

>>148153698
because they like it

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>>148153703
>I want my waifu to be smart.

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>>148153703
BELOW AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE
E
L
O
W

A
V
E
R
A
G
E

>>148153703
No matter how smart your waifu is, she'll never be as fun as Aqua.

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>>148153698
It binds them together and builds morale.
Like drill sergeants would do

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>>148153902
This anon knows
A fun waifu you can actually hang out with, is prime waifu.
Disregard shy, tsun and boring waifus.

>>148151335
>The Princess sure is multi-talented.
She's a Mary Sue in the making. Mark my words.

>>148154041
>Great base stats
>Great social status
>Have an intelligent scum as mentor/brother
>Have a Duke of Hell as potential servant.

Iris spin-off when?
Thankfully Megumeme's spinoff looks to include Iris a lot.

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>>148153507
truly

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>>148153902
I waifu'd Levi from Trinity Seven, but if I hadn't, I would have waifu'd Aqua.

>>148139167
You wouldn't see anything. She turned her panties invisible to protect them from people like you.

>>148155487
Why is this general so cancerous? At this point the Yahari fanbase is actually better than this.

>>148155973
I hope your waifu dies in the next season.

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I improved your megameme

>>148156302
I didn't know I needed this in my life.

>>148138433
Except she wont cause its stated that shes loyal till the end.

NTR usually happens to people like wiz

>>148156302
Regumiiin!

>>148156103
Fuck you, my waifu is the true heroine.

What's with the Wiz shitposting, is it some meme?

>>148156302
Why are those clothes floating?