Finally decided to get around to watching Strike Witches. I'm assuming I can sum up the entire show with this image?
No. Wrong angle.
>>148067054
>>148067096
Is this better?
>>148067131
There you go.
Yeah more or lessAnd it's great
Strike Witches is the pinnacle of all human achievement.
>>148067352
Perrine acute.
STONKING GREAT TITS
Honestly while the fanservice is nice and what drew me to the series, it isn't what kept me.
Overall its a great series that makes me very happy while the ww2 fanservice is whats best.
The movie had some great parts and my favourite was when Trude changed the barrel on her mg42, while Erica simply threw hers away. That got me so hard, fuck reloading and changing barrels on a mg42.
A life without witches is not worth living.
>>148067054
Is that a shit stain?
>>148067054
No loli cameltoe in Brave Witches though.
Take that as positive of negative reinforcement.
>>148067612
My cum getting through.
>>148067612
It's a shadow.
>>148067054
You missed the weekly threads and the waiting for BOST tv rips, and THAT email. I pity you.
>>148067679
Weekly? It was almost daily.
Which email though?
>>148067524
Shirley's tits are
>>148067713
The guy who uploaded the BOST tv rips got it and his reply, before the last episode.
Hope that karlsland witches are still best witches
>>148067110
More or less this pretty much explains it.
pantsu
Perrine is my wife.
>>148069465
Your wife a Shit
> The Afrika series won't be adapted
Why live?
>>148067110
In which proportion they battle alien and in which they do cute things?
Be hoenst, please. I don't wan't to sit again in front of a series where the girls "fight" like Girls und Panzer and expend 80% of time doing nothing and only 10% of actual fighting.
>>148067054
You better believe it. 8 episodes of no plot, then they wrap it all up in the last 2.
Best anime of late 2000s desu
>>148069620
Plot and Action take a backset to pandering and fanservice. It's ony in the last few episodes that it wraps up. Hell, episodes like 7 don't feature fighting at all.
>>148069556
I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
>>148067054
More like with image like this.
Only another day to go. I'm hyped.
>>148069620
What?
If anything GuP is the opposite. Shit's 80% tanks.
SW is a pretty hefty amount of fighting but it's not really fun. It's full of drama and repetitive encounters.
>>148069465
This obviously isn't true, loser. How can she be your wife when she's my wife? I bet you don't even speak french!
>>148070132
>not fun
Please go and stay go.
>>148070187
You have fun hearing Yoshika cry about muh war and destruction?
>>148069335
That's a shop.
>>148070187
Vividred Operation is 100% the fun, 10% the boring drama
>>148069620
I take it you didn't watch the movie.
>>148068238
Who is this? I don't remember her from the show?
The only reason to watch it is moe camel toe
>>148070612
The Star of Africa, makes an appearance in S2 and the second OVA.
>>148070612
Best witch
>>148070612
Hannah this should freshen your memory
>>148070699
>eagle
>furry tail
???
>>148070656
I can think of other reasons too.
>>148070745
Feathers
>>148070688
i need more of her
>>148070886
Null draws pretty good Marseilles.
>>148071999
Null should be the official designer for future SW projects. Also make them actual h-anime.
>Marseille will never sit on your lap
;_;
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>148070656
The only reason to watch it is for the lovable characters with entertaining dynamics.
And for the tits.
And for the references.
>>148072297
>You'll never just relax, listen to Jazz together, discuss Rommel and his tactics while drinking some fine whiskeyYou'll never spend the evening with Heidi, watching the stars together after she's danced for you in the diameter of the moon, then as the evening draws on you and her cuddle on a blanket together watching some amazing astrological event being invigorated by the scent of well blended coffee as smooth Jazz plays in the background.
>>148072551
>no lewds
I admire you, anon.
>>148072612
It's called being courteous anon, lewds would come later on when things grow colder and you need to use the blanket and your own body heat to warm you both up.
Nipa soon
I want to sit on the stoop with Shirley, drinking Bulleit, while watching fireflies and listening to the sound of crickets chirping on a cool summer evening.
>>148072935
woozles soon
>>148072946
I want to snuggle with Naoe, next to a roaring fire place as we read French literature together.
Right, so do I watch it weekly with /a/ as it comes out, take part in the speculation, or do I wait until the first season is over so I can marathon?
Has anyone got a link to SW game cards? I need them for scientific purposes.
>>148069965
Underrated post, because the whole series is full of interesting WW2 facts/relations put in. Unfortunately the pantsu cover them all/is all people recognize.
I hope Brave Witcches is good unlike the absolute shit that was SW s2. God, that was terrible.
>>148073483
S2 gave us Marseille, though I do miss the characterization they used in the first season which they should've kept. I wonder if Brave Witches will be a mixture of both the comedy from S2 and the character centrics we got in the first season.
>>148073582
>S2 gave us Marseille
And she was annoying as shit. Not until the third OVA did they make her likable.
I cant express how much I hated everything in S2 and am glad brave witches is slated to be more military based and OVA-like.
>>148073483
I'm fresh off the back of watching both seasons and I can without hesitation say that I preferred the second season.
Overall, it was just more memorable, had better characterization and interesting plot points.
It was like the first season redone and refined to be much better.
>>148073658
Is there really that much of a big difference in quality between S1 and S2? It's been years since I last watched them but if I recall it was a different studio or something which picked up the second season but I'd need to watch them again to notice the change in tone.
So who will Brave Witche's Marseille be? I'm betting Aurora but I'd love to see Rudel finally make an appearance in the anime, the most handsomest witch.
>>148073879
Yeah, S1 just felt like:
"Here, have some cute witches, doing uh, stuff."
S2 had more depth.
>>148073903
I'd love to see Rudel but I'd LOVE to see Aurora.
>>148073879
I can without hesitation say you have the shittiest of tastes.
>>148073903
>So who will Brave Witche's Marseille be?
Should we give a shit. I'd rather it be about the 502nd. I dont care about non important LN witches.
>>148073928
>S2
>depth
Like a kiddie pool.
>>148073879
It was literally a hard copy of what happened in S1 without understanding why it worked. It's embarrassing.
>>148073928
You cant be serious.
>>148073977
I try to not get my hopes up, but she's the one thing that I'd choose to include in the show if I could.
>>148073991
It was a hard copy of what happened in S1 WITH understanding why it worked and improving everything in almost every way.
>>148074045
Just stop.
>>148073879
It recycled the plot of S1 almost point by point, and resolved nothing.
Here are the poll results from the marathon, just got through compiling them together.
Thanks to all of you who managed to join in and make it so much fun!!
>>148067054
>>148070656
You're pretty much as wrong you can be. If anything the marathon we had this weekend proved that 99% are in for the characters and the things occurring around the war. Ecchi is just 'there'.
>>148070232
Looks like someone didn't watch past first three episodes, because Miyafuji drops the whole pacifism thing quite fast and after that never speaks of it again.
>>148072935
Nipa's time to shine and fuwa is upon hand at last.
>>148073230
Here; http://helma.us/sw/res/8289.html#11133
Is there a reason they didn't continue with the original Strike Witches for the third season?
>>148074029
Trude and Aurora is my OTP
Especially since Trude would basically be the imouto in that one.
>>148074045
You just trolling now with no effort. Not even 2/10
>s1
>girl who wants to make peace with the enemy
>enemy shows themselves
>please I don't wanna fight
What did they mean by this
>>148074087
Their story is done and the expanded universe is big enough and good enough that not shifting the focus at times would be wasteful.
http://live.nicovideo.jp/gate/lv277289343
Moontube is streaming both seasons and the OVAs this weekend to commemorate the new series. You'll need to rev up a proxy to log in.
>>148067131
this is excellent
>>148067054
>she will never put her soiled panties on your head as a mask
Why even live?
>>148074157
We already did that this weekend actually by ourselves. It was fun.
We all agree with this, right?
Best ass: Trude
Best tits: Shirley
Best body in general: Minna
>that fucking episode they wasted on perrine treasure hunting for herbs or something.
>weaker episode 7
>the lucchini episode
>the eila sanya episode where eila is a complete and utter annoying lesbian cunt the entire episode.
>fucking katana killing an entire hive and miyafuji being mary sue
>said hive isnt a hive, it's a SUPER hive. That means it's more deadly than s1 guys!
>the marseille episode where she's just a cunt.
And it was so recycled but with shittier characterization.
Are people just upset that Minna probably fucked a boy?
>>148074266
It was top comfy and I was sad when it ended.
>>148074136
Fair enough, it still make me kinda sad though.
>>148074268
Erica has a bubble butt though
>>148074309
I wish they came up with a better villain than super hive, considering it was like how Star Wars repeats itself over again with the stupid amount of Death Stars. Warlocks were a fun concept but I didn't think they were handled that well.
>>148074309
>Are people just upset that Minna probably fucked a boy?
I still love her.
>>148074051
>>148074059
>>148074098
I'm not wrong. Season 2 had all of the best episodes and the way in which the characters interacted was expanded upon in a very satisfying way.
S1 wasted too much time on dumb plot elements.
>>148074433
As do I. I didnt watch S1 live and all but were the Japs butthurt she had a boyfriend like a normal person?
>>148069965
thats what gets me about the anime. There is LOADS of WWII references and real things brought into the strike witches universe but can easily be overlooked or missed.
>>148074482
She's the least liked witch fanart wise, so I'd assume in a way yes.
>>148074268
Nah, Yoshika is the buttwitch.
>>148074545
That's a fucking travesty. Fucking purityfag otaku.
>>148074309
Perrine treasure hunting episode was the funnest episode of both seasons.
The Lucchini episode was also great.
So was the Eila/Sanya episode.
Literally top tier episodes.
Minna fucked a boy, but it's okay now because he's dead and Minna has moved on to greener pastures.
>>148074594
Please kill yourself.
>>148074381
Erica does have a nice everything, I'd love to rest my head against it like a pillow.
Anyone else find Trude's tits underrated?
Take your bets on how many times will Nipa be struck by lightning, striker malfunctioning, hit by sneaky neuroi beams and other unexplainable accidents.
>>148074622
I don't think I will do that.
>>148074594
There are people in this world that have opinions like this.
>>148074870
They're called "right opinions".
>>148074813
I want to reassure Nipa that everything will be daijoubu as I pat her on the head.
>>148074912
alright, boyo.
.So brave witches is going to focus on a completely different set of witches?
I need more gertrud though...
I, for one, barely noticed any differences between the seasons. Both were good.
>>148074979
Everything would be better in the world with more Trude, I wish she was my nee-chan.
>You'll never bathe with Trude in the outdoor bath as you rest your head against her awesome breasts while she washes your back
>>148074979
Yeah, I hope we can at least count on a cameo of the old cast.
Because, you see, I need more Hartmann.
>>148067352
STOP. Eila belongs with Sanya!
>>148074979
Thank God.
>>148074954
What's not to like?
Perrine episode had
>cool spelunking expedition
>everyone in swimsuits
>drama
>mom and pop sharing a kiss
>drunk Mio
>Perrine being bad ass with her rapier
Lucchini episode because who doesn't want to be toured around Romania by a cute-as-a-button little girl. Putting her in that situation really expanded on her character.
And the Eila/Sanya episode because it had one of the most romantic ending sequences in all of anime to date.
I'm quite alright with S3 featuring a different unit, but I wish to see more of the 501st since we didn't really get an ending.
>>148075328
Jesus fucking Christ just keep that taste to yourself.
>>148073982
>I'd rather it be about the 502nd.
Too bad, episode one and there's barely any of the 502nd you know and love.
Enjoy Yoshika 2.0 Original Character donut steel.
>>148075416
There have been 3 endings for them already.
>>148075575
At least Yoshika 2.0 is cuter.
>she can crush neurois with her ass
>>148075575
She's a lot cuter, has a hot nee-san. Already better than Yoshika.
>>148075575
The girl on the top-right is pretty qt.
>>148074914
Why would you lie to her like that?
>>148075672
But be honest here, were they satisfying?
Or is it just me with my urge for Witches?
>>148075575
And that NuYoshika comes with an onee-san.
>>148075704
In an alternate universe where Yoshika is an ass girl, Perrine is her BFF and Lynette is the bitchy, upper class rich girl. Minna crushes a Neuroi with her breasts.
>Minna will never ride you
I bet it'd be awesome but so deadly.
>>148075575
As said dozen times by now, they're pretty sure going to remake S1 ad S2 episode structure so ep2 won't have 502nd most likely either save for some short clips.
>>148075710
>>148075744
What's with the onee-san meming? Miyafuji had Mio as her mentor, who Takane is replacing archetype wise. Mio might as well be Miyafuji's onee-san but wasn't. Takami might as well not be Hikari's onee-san but is in the end.
They're both still Fuso MC's respectively.
>>148075744
That onee-san isn't even part of the 502nd.
She's part of the 508th. Unless Humikane does some retcons.
Part of me still wants Hugbunny to be the MC, rather than Yoshika Magical Bogaloo
>>148075558
Alternatively, you could fuck off. No one is stopping you from fucking right off.
>>148076026
>Unless Humikane does some retcons.
He's a fucking madman. He created the 503rd years ago and to this date, still hasn't properly introduced the other half despite making clear profiles and group shots for them already.
>>148075965
But this neesan is sexy like Minna.
>>148075819
I wish to confess my love to Minna, hug and kiss her multiple times a day to make her feel loved and cared for.
>>148076144
And Mio isn't a sexy Yamato nadeshiko? Takami onee-san looks like mix of Mio and Minna which is great too.
>>148076203
How would you even win Minna's heart or any of the other 501s?
>>148076139
I'm already in love with far left and far right. Both are perfection.
>>148076083
I really can't see Sadako or Naoe as main characters unless they want to make it a comedy.
>>148076319
>Naoe
Literally the angsty hotblooded greenhorn shonen protagonist. Except with a vagina.
>Sadako
She's just a more mature and military trained Yoshika. Hell, she's good at cooking, a protege of Mio, from a family of Fuso intellectuals, has a chronic fixation on molesting people and has a shy soft spoken european Witch as a bottom bitch. Fuck, she's 110% Yoshika.
>>148076265
Not really.
>>148076286
Show Minna my dick because according to her, witches cant resist it.
>>148075819
MUH
>>148076265
Mio isnt that sexy. No. Takami seems more Minnaish
>>148077325
>Mio isn't that sexy
I find her underrated among the witches, I love her calm nature but something tells me during private and intimate moments she'd fuck you like a tiger but would still want cuddles afterwards.
I like the way Trude refers to the barrier diving her and Hartman's side of the room as the Siegfried line.
So cute.
>>148077733
I'd love to clean Erica's half (with her approval) in order to get Trude's attention.
>>148077733
>>148077812
Erica's messy room calls to me to be cleaned, I can hear it constantly, even in my sleep.
Would Trude reward me with a kiss on the cheek if I clean it thoroughly?
>>148077812
I'd clean Erica's buttcrack with my tongue while she's passed out drunk.
Which witch would you think being a househusband too would be the most comfiest? I think Trude or Rudel.
>>148078116
Rudel would come home to molest you.
Hot.
>>148078322
I'd honestly love that.
>>148077733
I'd break her Siegfried line if you know what I mean
>>148078397
>You'll never be Trude's househusband
>You'll never prepare her a nice cup of tea upon arriving home then giving her a shoulder massage
>You'll never bathe with her then cook a romantic candlelit dinner
>You'll never spend the rest of the evening destroying her Siegfriend line followed by cuddles and talking long into the night before you both fall asleep in each other's arms
>>148077812
> with her approval
Good luck.
I love my little slob.
>>148078575
Just imagine Trude saying "I love you, anon." as you cuddle.
Hnnng.
>>148078817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVFS91nqx7k
>>148078730
I don't think she'd mind, would she? You could probably just get in there while she's sleeping and do your thing. And then maybe clean her room afterwards.
>>148079095
Holy shit, Trude's was the most heart attacking inducing. I also loved Perrine's, Shirley's and Eila's. Minna's was good too.
Someone should use these soundbites in a Strike Witches dating sim.
>>148079095
A CUTE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t97i05WjBQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=285CuiPYr28
>When you meet your witchfu
>>148079540
I wonder how you would have to make yourself stand out from among the rest in order to win the affections of a witch, I bet it'd be nigh impossible in the SW universe.
>>148079834
Challenge them to a friendly competition
>>148079953
I'd challenge Marseille to see how long who could stay awake the most.
>>148078730
I'll get it down to a low roar if it kills me.
>>148079834
Why is life so unfair?
>>148080417
Just is anon, imagine being born in the SW universe and having to settle for a normie woman.
>>148079834
Kurt had Minna but reading from the wiki I understand they were together before she became a witch?
>>148081062
>became a witch
Before she was drafted you mean.
They were neighbours and he used to play the piano while she was singing.
>>148081134
>>148081062
>Kurt was childhood friend
I think this is one of the occasions where childhood friend won for once but still suffered.
>>148081187
Do you think they did it?
>>148081134
yeah, my bad
See, all you have to do is be an incredibly handsome, blonde, talented musician like Kurt. And then not die.
>>148081427
Damn, at least I'm not dead then, all I have is an incredibly good knowledge of literature and movies.
>>148081427
>blonde
;_;
>>148081293
I think there's a doujin where they did it
>>148081893
Yes, I got it myself.
But if you want to trust doujins, the witches did all kinds of fucked up shit.
Which Strike Witch has the best smelling vagina?
>>148081944
I bet Minna and Sanya's vaginas smell fantastic.
>>148081944
Sanya or Lynne.
>>148081944
I bet Erica's taste like slow-churned ice cream.
>>148081944
I bet Sanya's vagina smells like Eila's breath. Minty fresh.
>>148081933
> atahuta
Imagine if you were the only male on base during May. All those witches in heat, prancing around, their familiars activated, wagging their tails and rubbing themselves on you as much as possible.
And whenever they're overwhelmed by their sexual needs, they take you to the nearest closet.~
The whole base would smell of love and lust.
>>148082682
I wouldn't like it. I'd rather just be a fly on the wall.
>>148082682
>>148082847
I'd love every minute.
I also had a dream once I was the only male at 501, all of the witches had trouble getting to sleep so they used me as a live teddy bear or hot water bottle. It was kind of nice. We came up with a rotation system of who would get me the next night and rinsed and repeated it the following week.
>>148082682
My cock (and heart) couldn't handle it.
>>148082847
Why.jpg
>>148082981
I'm not 14. I don't need everything to be about me. I'd rather be a watchful protector of the witches way of life. A father figure.
>>148078756
wallpaper version
>>148083070
>>148070132
>If anything GuP is the opposite. Shit's 80% tanks.
NO, just, no that's what I heard during all this time and that's why I watched it. I sat through the entire TV series (didn't go into the ova or the movie that's true) and was mostly huge amounts of nothing.
Unless you count as "tanks" the huge amounts of time they expend talking about them or eating cakes with its form, but the actual battle tanks part was REALLY small.
>>148083178
Watch the movie then, The girls/panzer ratio is probably below 1.
>>148083178
>didn't watch the movie
Yeah, that's your loss brah. Hahaha!
>>148083178
>didn't go into the ova or the movie
Good job, the two fights in the film span one and half hours of glorious tank lunacy with the very last quarter making up for any action you expected and lost in the series (and every other show you watched for two seasons)
Admit it, it's the C part in CGDCT that puts you off, isn't it. You just wanted tanks and drama
Which SW episodes have nipples? I haven't watched the show in so long that I forgot, but I want to go back and check out those episodes.
>>148083625
Good God, that tank looks like Metal Slug or something.
>>148083728
It'S a mortar, not a tank.
>>148083684
Yoshika looks so pure but she's really lewd, I like that about her. Would get drunk with and discuss our deep love of great, stonking tits.
Kodapeta's true face.
>>148067054
>That one episode the fansubbers edited pussies on all the naked girls.
>>148084454
>that Naruto pasta based on that episode
>>148084591
Post it
>>148084735
No.
On a similar note. I lost almost everything I saved from those times, and faggots refuse to post them.
>>148084396
Girl, or boy?
>>148084454
WHERE
>>148085324
http://fapservice.com/strike-witches-reverse-censorship/
>>148085300
Supposedly male.
>>148081293
They had too. It was the 1940s/30s and they had no TV and stuff.
>>148085838
and 53 according to pixiv
>>148086499
I hope I'm that cool when I'm 53.
>>148086605
I think he also claims to be a construction worker.
Lynne is for impregnating.
>>148067630
But theres a loli in the 502nd?
>>148075328
Not him but the Perrine episode was not funny or good.
Why the hell do you want to see Luchini get a tour by some literal who who is there for one episode.
And Eila was super annoying throughout the entire episode with Sanya not giving two shits about who she did a mission with.
Can we hope to get some real yuri this time now that Kupri is around?
yuri is cool but which one wants to fuq shotas?
>>148087571
Naoe isn't a loli really, how many times is this argument going to be said?
>>148087731
I hope so, Krupi if someone is a good candidate for enabling that to happen.
>>148067054
>>148087958
Jesus christ it's been an eternity since I've seen a comic based on this template.
What was the original even talking about?
>>148088040
the game god hand.
I wish Strike Witches had a WWI spinoff with eccentric historical ace pilot lolis.
>>148087958
God Hand, a game which almost nobody remembers.
>>148088145
I went through the whole fucking series hoping to meet the Red Baron Onee-san of Karsland, real Christmas Cake.
Also did the Star of Africa in s2 remind anyone else of the best WW1 piloting ace ever, Flasheart?
>>148087731
I don't know if it's still yuri if you remove the consent.
A whole season of glorious Nipa. I hope based Silver Link delivers.
Holy shit, will the love is alive and well threads finally come back? I miss those.
>>148087214
I think he's as mischievous as his waifu. I want to buy him a drink.
>>148088040
I had hoped the new series would have been about the 507th, the misfits squadron is cute as hell. I don't know alot about 502, so it should be fun.
>>148088441
>>148088447
There would be so much animated rape if they did a season of the 507th.
>>148088447
nah, the LN garbage should stay just that.
>>148088381
Love is alive and well. In my pants.
>>148088411
Kodapeta seems shy given his reaction in that VR picture.
My body is ready.
>>148090203
She'll be super lewd. Probably sluttier than princess.
Sanya is my witchfu. How can she be so perfect?
>there will never be a Sanya episode without Eila making it an all about Eila episode after her S1 episode.
Hurts.
>>148090459
Sanya is a precious commodity in a war torn world. Why do you think Eila hogs her and steers her in the wrong direction to find her dad?
>>148087799
Lynette
>>148091443
>dat anatomy
>>148091443
>they gave a shota a bath in the OVA
>didnt get naked too
JUST
>>148073431
its a garbage show, read a fucking book nigger
>>148091510
Why was OVA2 the only one with nudity? Did they not want DFC in the others?
>>148067054
Yes, I'd like to think it's self aware of being complete and utter shameless panty shots and bullshit.
quite fun though.
I'd rather a Wilma.
>>148093099
>Not wanting to fuck Lynette in an onsen as she scrubs you up good
Anon, Wilma a good choice though.
>>148093099
>>148093469
Why not both?
>>148093099
>Only interested in older men
Never mind, you'd be fine.
>>148093900
You think Lynette did some lewd with the refugee kid in the third OVA during their bath time?
>>148094094
You know it.
>you'll never be Lynne's sibling.
>>148094186
Lucky fucker.
>You'll never be one of Perrine's war orphans who is molested by either her or Lynette, forcing them to call you "Mommy Lynette," or "Mommy Perrine."
Rall best 502nd.
>>148094864
Rall the sexiest 502, I'm really looking forward to seeing her and eventually getting more art work and lewds.
>>148094864
>Those lips on Edytha
>>148095249
She is. Other than her back stuff, I feel like we know the least about her.
>>148095469
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
I feel like I'll be fapping to these two the most. And Georgette.
>>148095581
>She is. Other than her back stuff, I feel like we know the least about her.
I think that is more polar bear girl. All we really know about her is she gets mad at the crashing trio.
I just watched S1
Why is Eila's voice so weird
She's cool though
>>148094864
That's not Nipa.
>>148096610
Because she's the best. Go download the Live Special concert and listen to her, Ayuru's voice is amazing but yes a bit weird but that's why it's so great. She's also Oryou in GuP but even with less lines than on SW sadly.
>>148096610
Because she's perfect.
>>148096753
>Nipafags
meme character
>>148067054
That looks more like vividred to me.
How do I go about fucking a Strike Witch? I don't think my life will have any meaning if I die before I've done that.
>>148097512
I suggest killing yourself, my friend told you get to see witches in heaven.
We can all agree Marseille a best, right?
>>148097973
See >>148074077 people voted on during the marathon that Erica was better, tie got five and Marseille two votes. Sorry Marsanon.
>>148097595
But I said I needed to fuck one before I die. Fucking one after I die would defeat the entire purpose.
>>148097973
>Marseille only has pictures of herself on the wall.
It would be a lot better if it didn't try to force japan strong shit all over.
>>148083684
http://www.helma.us/nsfw/res/1288.html
Happy fapping.
>>148094864
>Rall is the titty monster
yes yes yes yes
>>148100197
You're a god. Thank you!
WHY ARENT THERE ANY SHIRLEY DOM FUTA DOUJINS, FUCK
>>148094864
I want to stick my face in Edytha's butt
>>148094864
Are they gonna be the Minna/Mio duo of Brave Witches?
Would you stop for this questionably sexy gal?
>>148094864
only two more days. can't wait.
>>148101049
1.5 days anon. I've been waiting for this day since 2013
>>148094864
Karlsland is the best once again. How can others even compete?
>>148101000
>questionably
>>148101239
Why didnt the truck stop?
Erica is the least attractive Strike Witch.
>>148101299
I see the argument.
>>148101237
You misspelled Suomus there, but I fixed it for you.
>>148101349
Only the anime matters, son.
>>148101256
Some people just swing that way.
>>148101299
More for me, I suppose.
>>148101553
The only reason people dont mistake Erica for a boy is because she's really tiny.
>>148097512
I mean you could hire a girl who looks kind of like one and have them dress up as one, then close your eyes?
That's about as good as it gets.
>>148096753
>Go download the Live Special concert and listen to her
Can I get a name/link for that? Not seeing it in the pastebin or on Nyaa, or I did find it but no seeds.
>>148101594
What do the boys look like where you're from, anon?
>>148101916
praise kek
>>148101916
That looks like a youthful 9 year old boy.
>>148102206
Tell your government to stop putting hormones in water.
>>148083178
>
anon I dont know what you watches but only the first 2 episodes of the series is about talking and setting up the premise after that its Tank battle after tank battle with a little drama in between fights, but the drama parts are really short.
and don't get me started with the movie, the first fight takes around 30-40 minutes and the second tank battle lasts a little over 50 minutes and its INSANE.
As much as I love strike witches GuP beats it with the sheer amount of tank battles.
So I take it the love is alive and well again?
>>148102477
No. Not until the Strudel.
>>148102477
>
cant wait for the first episode anon, havent been to a strike witches thread in years
>>148102477
love never died. it just went into hiding.
What's the best place to read the LNs at, or even a list of which ones are translated? I need to cast off my title ofanimefag.
>>148101916
If that's a boy then I'm gay.
>>148102477
If the love is alive and well why has nobody translated the novels?
>>148103165
Faggot
In terms of attractiveness
Shirley > Eila > Trude > Minna > Sanya > Erica > Sakamoto > Zucchini > Yoshika
This is unequivocal truth
>walk into your room
>see this
what do?
>>148103738
Suprise buttseksu!
>>148103738
Spread
I want her to sleep on my lap
>>148103738
Hand over the back-up pants.
>>148083070
>>148083108
LucchiniButt best StrikeButt.
>>148104100
No, YoshikaButt is the best!
I prefer Perrine
>>148104340
Nobody likes Perrine.
>>148104567
I like perrine
>>148104582
Why are Erica and Trude almost exclusively refered to as Hartmann-san and Barkhorn-san while for all the other witches the first name is used?
itt cesspool of /a/
>>148104708
We love you too.
I assume that there's no uncensored version of this
>>148104808
I hope they won't go this far with the fan service. Boobs are fine but nopan is too much for me.
>>148104808
I can't remember who released it. But there was a complete de-censor of season 1. I remember the episode where Perrine slipped on soap Abe went spread eagle with the soap blocking the view. This release removed all of that and gave us the full Monty.
>>148104630
Everybody refers to Lucchini by her last name, rarely Francesca.
>>148067054
Better one right here
>>148067131
OMFG.
>>148105189
Faggot.
>>148105109
Karlsland asses are the strongest in the world!
Ah, SW threads.
They hold good memories for me.
Where did all the years go?
>>148106395
Same. Good times.
I want to rape Perrine and Prinzessin
>>148106436
Those were the days.
>>148106480
Indeed.
>>148106565
I want to leave some of it behind though, like the futa fics.
>>148106665
Not a fan of those?
>>148106395
I still can't believe that it's been over 8 years since it all began.
>>148106665
wish I had those saved
>>148104614
Perrine is the Perfectly Cute witch.
>>148107184
I had a rummage through my old folders, sure it was there, but frustratingly I came up empty handed.
Anyone know if BW will be live streamed anywhere?
>>148107184
>>148107731
Never mind. I just searched by filename on the archive and there it was.
Shirley a best
>>148107861
>Shirley will never give you breakfast in bed ;_:
>>148107861
The Perrine one was so hot. Raping a tsun in the ass is always welcome.
>>148088190
Pepridge Farm remembers.
>>148107834
http://vaughnlive.tv/sherming88
I guess
>>148108082
Thanks.
No Sanya
No Watch
>>148107834Crunchyroll.
>>148108148
Go to bed, Eila.
>>148108212
Good times
Time remind you of Minna's true colors.
>>148108257
>tfw you were there for it all
>>148108262
Truly an elegant lady. It takes skill to shit while flying and not have it land in the propellers.
>>148100752
No exactly.
>>148110632
How far do you reckon they'll take this?
>>148110739
probably not fumikane-far, but it'll be good and we'll probably see gags where Graf tries to creep on Nao or Georgette
>>148108148
No Loli
No Watch
>>148112068
Not this thread
fuck me
So wrong but why does it feel so right
Did they fuck?
>>148112167
https://exhentai.org/g/658451/209034bf48/
>>148112267
I know what this is without following the link.
>literally an episode where our protagonist's balls drop and she realizes she's a flaming lesbo with a thirst for breasts
Okay, this is more amusing that I thought it was going to be.
>>148112225
They fucked in the stratosphere.
>>148112446
There is cold as fuck.>tfw you will never suck diamond hard sanya's nipples
>>148112167
>>148112336
Where does Sanya end up in your fantasy?
;_;
>>148112512
Here
>>148112512
What Sanya doesn't know won't hurt her.
>>148112526
Where does Lynne end up in your fantasy?
>had one of bests pilots in battle of britian
>only one (1) polish pilot in SW
;_;
>>148112734
There's two Polish witches in SW now actually, but of course you wouldn't know. http://www.helma.us/sw/res/6609.html#11564
>>148112653
That's really triggers me that they didn't use map from beggining of ww2
>>148112512
>>148112883
Somehow I manage to fucked up replying
>>148112883 It was to >>148112800
>>148075558
why did you even watch strike witches if you didnt like that?
you're the one with wierd opinions here
>>148113058
Oh god, not again.
If you could make any character from another franchise an honorary witch who would you go for?
>>148113553
I'd pick Yoko from TTGL.
>>148094186
Any doujin's of them getting it on?
>>148114132
How about not being a retard and spoonfed but using the search functions on the sites you go to? Or take it to /r/.
>>148114132
There are two on Sadpanda, one has been translated already.
Is it wrong to fap to those? I mean, he basically hates witches.
>>148104961
Pretty sure he only did episode 7 it was called the extra uncensored version.
>>148112653
Being impregnated.
>>148114633
He learned to love them.
>>148112225
Sanya wants her dad.
>>148115246
Link?
For the last time, Strikers.
Also, there's only one release batch with two 7th episode.
Only a day to go now.
>>148113553
Honorary witches? What about actual witches?
>>148116152
Fingers crossed it's not mediocre.
>>148117133
As long as the fights look better than what they put out in the second PV I'll be happy.
With less than a day to go, any news on if someone is subbing this or is it just crunchyroll rips?
>>148117403
I'm more concerned that they do the personalities in the 502 justice.
Crappy, low-budget fight scenes would also be a downer.
>>148117500
Daiz is fucking dead most likely. I vaguely recall >Commie doing two eps of Season 2 before dropping so it's a possibility.
Luckily though there's a good chance of actual CR rips for HS's release even though this is a Funi show. I forgot they did a partnership allowing more Funi shows on CR. One show already that benefited was Show By Rock.
>>148075105
Maybe Sanya wouldn't have lost Eila if she showed some motherfucking appreciation for her.
>>148117826
Hopefully we'll be saved from the worst fate and won't have to endure commie.
>>148118385
Yeah if Daiz would stop destroying anime and picked witches up again after skimping on the OVAs I'd be a happy anon. At least we will get subs regardless so really no place to complain.
There is only one OTP
And it's Eila and Perrine. Their somewhat adversarial relationship is begging for it.
>>148119096
>There is only one OTP
Yes! Me x Perrine booty
>>148119268
Do not lewd Perrine. She is pure.
>>148119473
Stop that!
Reminder to witch friends both old and new to use helma.us!
It features witches 24/7 and everybody is welcome to use it.
Even though it's a tad slow, but we together can change that!
>>148120787
If we can convince at least 100 more people to start using the site regularly, maybe it'd be worth keeping a tab open for. We need at least as many people actively using the SW board as are using this thread.
As it is right now, it's something that you check back on every few weeks to read a handful of posts.
>>148120787
Yes, so that you can be exposed to the toxic posting culture you find on /c/ and perpetuated by Eagle and friends.
Please shill elsewhere.
>>148105109
If you can make SPAM with your ass out of a French girl, you must be killing your workout routine.
>>148119268
Damn. Bitch lookin' good like that.
>>148121170
That's why I advertised it in a thread with more than 100 posters.
>>148121263
Judging from what you wrote you apparently don't browse helma at all, the atmosphere there is top comfy and literally everybody gets along nicely.
And /c/ isn't toxic at all, you're encouraged to post cute witches, taking part in the discussion is not required but would be nice.
>>148121170
I agree, that's why all that is needed to is just talk more about it again like in the old days here. Honestly though you don't need 100 but even just 10 active posters to bring more traffic to it, there's huge ton of lurkers as shown on helmad's info page. Last week was pretty active in general with over dozen anon posters.
I don't know about you but I check it at least every few hours myself for anything.
>>148121263
What the hell are you talking about even?
>>148121630
>>148121636
Apparently you haven't been using /a/ recently.
>>148121843
>>148121897
The /a/ threads after this fit were shit on and flooded with posts decrying generals and telling people to get on /c/ or helma.
>>148121843
Not sure what this is trying to show or why would you care. Those posts aren't even on /a/ in the first place?
>>148121962
Generals have been looked down upon for years here, this isn't any news really.
>>148121843
His posts might be controversial but do you think the witches would approve of personal attacks like that?
>>148122003
He whined and complained, then posted those on /c/, and the subsequent threads posted were shat on by /c/ posters and helma shills.
>>148122027
Talking about witches in a manner Eagle doesn't like constitutes personal attacks?
>>148122027
Eagle pls go
>>148119420
She runs an orphanage, anon.
>>148122096
And? Running an orphanage is one of the purest pursuits! She's a proper lady!
>>148122039
>shat on by /c/ posters and helma shills.
I doubt anyone who has been complaining about generals save for maybe few come from /c/, as I said generals have been looked down here for years if you haven't been aware of that. Also what fucking helma shills, the both communities share same users, heck it's obvious you aren't aware of helma in the first place what it is if you don't know it comes from /a/ to anons in the first place.
>>148122180
What? I know what helma is, I know how long it's been around, and I do not/have not participated in generals. Just having a strike witch thread on /a/ does not constitute a general, and yet after Eagle complained, they were attacked as though they were, and people were directed to /c/. Helma is also occasionally advertised in an effort to get people to stop posting on /a/.
>>148122130
>>148122247
I'd be naughty so she'd punish me!
>>148122247
Perrine would never prey on those under her care! That's the realm of Lynne!
>>148122242
Eh, take it as you will but having multitude of threads in a row does constitute as a general no matter how you look at it when it's the same people posting in it same stuff from thread to thread and very often being off topic stuff.
He certainly isn't the only one to direct people to /c/ threads in the past. I don't know about that, I use both myself and I hope for more posters there as it's the nicest community around for witches ever.
>>148122454
So I'm not allowed to post a witch thread if someone else has done so recently? Do you keep track somewhere, so I can make sure I avoid drawing your ire? Or do I need to check the entire board, then refer to archives, and ensure everything is kosher?
>>148122551
I don't think anyone can stop you from doing so but that won't mean you won't perpetuate generals cycles then. Just opening archive, ctrl f 'witch' and you can see all the threads on /a/ from the past week to see if there has been some recently takes few seconds.
I just took a quick look myself and saw there being three threads in past seven days directly which is a lot when the first episode hasn't even aired yet with this lasting over a day now.
>>148122790
So yeah, any time a thread is made discussing something, you consider it a general. Fuck off.
>>148122845
I feel like you ignored entirely the point.
I wish the stigma surrounding generals would go away.
>>148122845
Pretty much this.
Feels silly when random anon creates thread about SW and immediately gets attacked by people screaming general, directing them to helma or whatnot. Jesus christ just let people do what they want, you aren't the law and order of this place. I wish we could turn back time before this faggotry.
>>148122845
My favorite this past week was when the namefag saged the thread then proceeded to get mad at the anon who "bumped it from page 8".
Also Helma can be cancerous if anyone remembers the Discord incident advertised there. It's not shared with just 4chan. That Discord I joined hailed from leddit which I didn't know until after. I posted a bit then just lurked it got really fucking bad but was too good to leave. Then I was forcibly removed after a falling out.
Helma is fine, but I use it for images and posting and helping in the merch thread. That's really it. I need the funposting in /a/ to get my full enjoyment.
>>148123075
It's exactly this "You must conform to our rules!" mindset that caused generals in the first place. I find it extremely ironic that they're doing the exact same thing.
Let people post and discuss whatever the fuck they want. Don't put up arbitrary "you can only post a thread once every so often, and discussion must be x, containing 25% y." That's generalfaggotry.
>>148119473
MUH
So exactly how predatory is Cupcake, anyway?
>>148123075
Feels silly that the random anon doesn't use archives in the first place to see if there has been threads, though to be honest I'm sure OP didn't have general in mind, but it just forms into one with the same people repeating same things over and over again that aren't really even anime in the first place, not to mention the frequency of threads.
Also you really don't want that, back in the day these generals were purged for a while by mods entirely.
>>148123162
The discord thing died quite quickly at least, also some few helma anons were against it too after they found it was from leddit.
>>148123231
Have you even read /a/ rules in the first place?
>All images and resulting discussion should pertain to anime or manga.
Also why did you start this sperging now? One anon talked about helma and few agreed and then you go on sperging about all this inane stuff unrelated to it and definitely not anime or mango damn hypocrite.
>>148123477
>Have you even read /a/ rules in the first place?
And that precludes the discussion and posting of Strike Witches....how? If anything, autismal over-application of that rule bans shilling for outside websites.
>>148122790
>>148123231
Indeed. There might be more or less threads every now and then, the discussion might vary from actual discussion to funposting like "which witch would you x" and I don't really mind it. Threads might die if there's not much to discuss about, in case one shouldn't go full police on it. And even if they don't you still don't need to do that. In case they're so full of shit the mods may delete them and that's fine.
>>148123477
Please put your name back on so my filter catches it.
>>148123477
Hi, Eagle.
I want more activity everywhere. Infinite witches.
>>148123727
See this is a /c/ poster I can agree with. Post more witches.
>>148123675
Exactly. Let the threads be organic, let people talk when they want to talk, and stop when they want to stop.
>>148101485
Trude is so hotblooded.
>>148123727
>>148124021
>See this is a /c/ poster I can agree with
Yeah, glad I don't need to filter everyone on these threads. Looking forward for tomorrow's episode.
Chris is cute. i want to marry her when she grows up and steal her from Trude.
>>148124208
Just a reminder, I'll be hosting a stream every friday for Brave Witches. This week? We have an actual military Colonel joining us and promising to get horribly drunk. The planned format is S1 episode, Brave Witches episode, and then maybe the movie so we can keep going.
>>148124271
Who are you? Are you Eagle?
>>148124377
No. I'm the dude who runs the Chateau at http://swqu.net/
>>148124271
Hmm. Sounds fun, but don't know if I'll be able to participate.
>>148124782
It's Friday at 8PM CST if you'd like to tune in.
Less than 20 hours now.
>>148124271
This is a top quality Perrine, but why the bunny ears?
>>148125437
Bunny ears are a mainstay of stage performances.
>>148125542
They look more real than typical bunnysuit ears. Maybe that's just the artist.
>>148125542
What exactly is she performing on stage?
>>148123727
> I want more activity everywhere. Infinite witches.
Finally this thread is back on track.
I'm so hyped for BW I accidentally started watching the stream a day early.
>>148126572
It's going to be such a tease, we probably really won't get to see most of the real 502nd until the third episode.
God it's been years since I was last in a Strike Witches thread. But I guess the new series gives me a reason to get back into them.
>>148128124
Welcome back. Times are weird. More people than just me like Perrine, and Perrine is now paired with Eila.
Nobody likes Perrine
>>148128326
Well I never hated her anyway. So that's good too hear.Eila is still Sanya's though.
>>148128407No she doesn't
>>148128483Yuh huh!
>>148128609Nuh-uh! Sanya is their daughter!
>>148128395
When traffic is bad and your girlfriend is late!
>>148129870
The whole short skirts/revealing bottoms thing is fine (esp. in fumikane's drawings) but Gonzo made it ridiculous.
Eila is for dicking straight
>>148128407
>>148128483
Why not both
>>148131139
This is acceptable.
>>148131139
>>148131139
Indeed!
>>148131868
>_master1200
Sorry about the autism anon, but you can get the full native res by clicking on the expand window button by the upper left corner of the image in preview mode.
>>148132698
Huh?
>>148132740
I think it is one of those copypastas I've heard so much about.
>>148132740
You've been saving pictures off pixiv at less than their native res.
>>148133203
4chan can't afford bandwidth for native res.
witches in africa never
>>148133458
>wanting some little white girls getting blacked by the natives
Yes, please~
>>148133458
Fuck africa.
>>148133527
>>148133542
i think he's reffering to the desert fox
>>148133542
All of it?
>>148133458
marseille a shit
>>148133917
No one ever denied that.
Someone post more pictures.
>>148134388
Posting emergency cuteness.
>>148133203
...I'm seriously put out.
>>148134604
Haven't you ever used the wiki? Perrine is emergency cuteness!
>>148133542
Correct.
Let's take bets, how shit will non-Miyafuji be?
>>148134660
Erica is my emergency cuteness.
>>148135387
>Erica is my emergency lewdness
Fixed
12h30m remaining. See you guys on the other side.
>>148135407
Secret page 9 butt.
>>148135523
Are we really there already?
Also, no one better make a thread for Brave Witches tomorrow, it'll have been less than 24 hours and constitute a general!
>>148084396
>shingeki salute
Oh dear.