How the fuck do you use this? I'm american btw, never see

You better ask the French people about that.

You hold in your poop and wait until you can get to a Western-style toilet, is what you do.

I tried to poop in a squat toilet. I couldn't. I just kept worrying my poop was going to hit the back of my pants somehow. Also the first time I went to use a Tokyo subway bathroom someone had pooped on the floor next to the squat toilet.

>>147240528
You squat like you're inna woods.

It's actually better for your piles to shit like this.

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>>147240604
>the French

>>147243251
>>147240604
DELETE THIS
It's painful

>>147240528
>>147242990
>>147243251
I feel like this is just so...uncivilized.

>>147243823
At least they aren't indian style toilet

>>147243823
It is, it feels like shitting on the ground.

>>147243251
for what fucking purporse

>>147243251
My high school had that shit

>>147243823
>>147243900

This TBQHFam. I don't care if it's anatomically easier for your colon or whatever. If I wanted to crouch-poo like a savage, I would do it in the bushes like a savage, probably wearing a grass skirt. For civilized shits there's the porcelain throne.

>>147244209
Fuck off.

>>147243251
We should have nuked the frogs when we had the chance

>>147244107
>>147243251
My elementary school had them. I've never used them. I've never used a public toilet to take a shit, but if I did those would be my choice since they must be cleaner since I will not put my butt somewhere it has been put by someone else. For home use though they don't seem very good.

>>147244380
This pretty much.

>>147240528
These things seem like an interesting concept in principle but not something I'd want to change to for fear of falling in due to clumsiness and unfamiliarity.

That said, using a public shitter is always an absolute last resort kind of thing as a guy.

> tfw at a previous job some visiting outsourcing trainee poo in loos actually shat in the urinal

>>147240528
Fun fact: Obese people cant shit in these.
So im fine.

> he doesn't have a half-terabyte collection of Asian piss & scat voyeur videos

What do you even do in /a/?