You have only a moment to convince Gilgamesh that the current

Enkidu

>>146897515
Enkidu is not from current timeline.

my shota gil folder

>>146897464
Christian Weston Chandler.

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>>146897464

Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube

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>>146897464

>>146897464
Internet porn streaming

>>146897745
This. Get him attached to a loli.

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>>146897464
"What were you saying?"

I show him Boku no Pico and livestream his reaction for the world to see.

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>>146897464
The finest of tableware for the holiest of drinks.

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>>146897760
>>146897889

>>146897889
How does he do it!?

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>>146897464
You can't own this Gil!

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>>146898023

>>146898067
What was the source for this again?
Obviously some Touhou fan comic, but from what exactly?

my dick

>>146898169
She doesn't look like a Touhou to me.

>>146898255
It's Koakuma.

>>146898169
it's a meme where she pretends to pull off her finger

>>146898302
But Koakuma has red hair.

Space flight. Tell him that he isn't much of a conqueror if he can't take the stars.

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>>146897760
>>146897889

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>>146897464
4Chan.

>>146898445
>take the stars
I guess sticking a flag on a barren rock with no life and then fucking off forever counts as "conquering", huh?

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>>146898445
gold plated nigga's already got a space ship


show him the hubble deep field and tell him "you need a place from which you will conquer the universe itself"

then hope he doesn't kill me

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>>146897889
Pssh, amateur...

>>146898556
Gilgamesh is supposed to own every possession. If you convince him that he hasn't taken the whole of spaces possessions, he may just do it on a whim because it's interesting. I'm sure Gilgamesh would be at least curious. And a curious Gilg means we get preserved. Who are you to say there is no life in space anyway? Stop talking about the moon and think bigger.

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>tell me, mongrel, why should I-
>your mom

And with the sickest of burns, Gil goes back to the throne like the crybaby neet he is
EZ

>>146898699
Magic is much more plausible for space exploration than the technology that is already headed to a dead end due to the limitations of laws of physics.
He would rather have a grail grant that wish, of course at the expense of the modern civilization dying.

>>146898699
But Gilgamesh already has an ftl space ship.

>>146898857
Senpai the corrupted Grail won't give you a wish, even if you let all the 6 billion curses out.

>>146897464
I show him Pokemon, and explain the concept of shiny Pokemon to him. He'll have no choice but to catch every single shiny if he wants to say he owns everything.

>>146898699
In one of the endings of Fate/extra CCC he took on his spaceship with his newfound waifu and journey the stars.

>>146898857
Then simply call Gilgamesh out on simply wishing from an object instead of taking control of space with his own hands. Stroke his ego ( slightly ) and tell him he could and should show the mongrels how it's done. Besides, depending on if this new electromagnetic propulsion drive works it might not be so bad. Also >>146898597 proves a good point about the universe.

>>146899066
Hah. Show him Pokemon GO and we'll be doomed anon.

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>>146898445
Foolish mongrel! When one asks you what worth is to be found on this planet, your only suggestion is to get away from it and conquer something else instead?

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>>146898169
Here anon. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=7523448

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Fuck off you bitch faggot.

What are you going to do about it?

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>>146897464
>You have only a moment to convince Gilgamesh that the current world is worth preserving.


I just call someone that's actually powerful and ask him to beat the retard that wants to end the world up

Actually, Saiki would just call him a chunni

>>146899131
Completing that pokedex would way fucking easier than catching every shiny in existence. Especially when he can travel all over the world without difficulty.

>>146897889
Reported.

>>146899189
What's the matter jobber? Can't handle the job?

>>146899312
You must be overly eager to sign your own death warrant.

If this was back during the space race, then Gil would probably be momentarily satisfied but right now we're at a relatively unimpressive point in human history. If stuff like SpaceX took off then we might have a chance but we're not there yet.

>>146899557
Smartphones I guess. They seem unimpressive to us, but we can show him that any attainble piece of information is on our finger tips. Then he'll find 4chan and other forums, read the comments and commit mass genocide anyway or become the worlds greatest shitposter.

>>146899791
Impossible. We all know he'd be a tripfag. His ego wouldn't be able to handle staying anonymous. And tripfags by definition can never be great shitposters since they can be easily filtered.

>>146897713

God bless you. You are truly a gentleman and a scholar.

A few coral reefs and tell him that it's the plant of youth he's been looking for.

>>146899223
Ay Dios mio, Fate is so garbage nowadays.

FETISHES THAT THE WORLD WILL LOSE LIKE YURI AND MALE: LAYER CAKE

>>146897464
FGO

>>146901757
>Yuri
>Fetish
It's just run of the mill lesbians anon.
Not foot fetish or scat.

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>>146897464

>>146897464
>the current world is worth preserving.
lmao nice

>>146897464
I pull out my phone and show him Fate Grand Order and inform him there are more Saber clones in the game than there are noble phantasms in his treasure.

>>146902045
took a while but we finally have a winner

>>146897464
The litreal fuck tons of Saber merchandise that's been accrued over the years and that very soon VR will be a thing so he can finally fuck Saber

>>146902396
>Gilgamesh
>wants to own the original of everything
>satisfied with a VR copy of Saber

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>>146897464
>one shot

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>>146897464

A mirror. Done.

my hentai folder

>>146897464
So can we all agree that for how much Gil likes to show off his wealth, he must have a microscopic penis, right?

>>146899189
Couldn't you just counter this by saying that the humans living here have already gone into space, but Gilgamesh hasn't

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>>146897464
>tell him since hes a jobber, the only way he can own saber is as a miniature

Boku No Pico

>>146897464
Show him a trump speech.

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>>146897464

>>146897464
My dick.

>>146897464
Why my peenus weenus of course

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>>146897464

>male: shotacon

>>146900001
>forgetting LancedJack

>>146897464
That new fate game that reveals that he's just a fake so he should just gtfo.

>>146907070
The fuck is this?

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>>146909041
there is still hope

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Gil couldn't possibly defeat him

>>146909638
Who would win in a fight, one (1) Gil or one (1) Rei? Every equipment vs every enchantment.

>>146909705
TEH REI?

>>146900001
Nah, he'll probably go back in time and buy Moot's tripcode. Then he'll turn /a/ into S/a/ber.

>>146902909
>holding a lion like a cat

God she was dense in her life.

>>146909705
We've had this argument before
It came down to someone who thought that because he was super blessed, he could be bound with enkidu

If that's not true then reindhart would win easily

>>146899066
It has been easier to get shinies in recent games though.

>>146907070
>Turning a version of Joan of Arc into a full on Saberface on a non-type moon game

Seriously?

>>146897464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W6BfKkaI5c

>>146910099
But anon, it's not a regular lion.
It's a large feeted winking lion. There's clearly a difference.

Make him a deal that he can destroy Earth after Ash wins a League

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>>146897889
jesus christ

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>>146897889
DELETE THIS

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu5TDEpAqwQ
I will let him listen to Eurobeat, the pinacle of music that was yet to be created in his time.

>>146897464
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>>146897464
I would send him to /pol/ to make new friends

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>>146912378
he'll just make a new board /gil/

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>>146897464
Dank memes.

>>146897464
My bussy.

>>146913540
How would that board be like?

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>>146897464
Ayaka.

>>146897464
You don't.

>>146897600
Beat me to it

>>146913834
Worship Gil, post Saber porn. Anyone who insults him, or Enkidu is automatically banned.

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>>146897889
This level of gore is not allowed on a blue board!

>>146903740
He had a horsecock in the epic of Gilgamesh, heres the excerpt
>It was too big to be called a phallus.

>>146910069
>buy moot's tripcode
Everybody knows moot's tripcode anon