They are aproaching, guess what they want from you?
Reminder that most of the girls have no combat training and it's easy to rape them when alone. Even if they can fight you off, like Nonna, they still will do your bidding if you threaten their lover.
I think that is the flattest Piyotan I've ever seen
Different Momofag here, you're factually wrong.
There is your answer
This OVA made me really sad because of the Yukari crying, I'm not even a Yukari fag it's just that Yukari is such a rock in the main series that the sudden seemingly out of character behaviour must stem from something deep you know
>ywn be Maho's boyfriend
>ywn be invited round to the Nishizumi residence
>Maho will never tell Shiho that she has bought a friend over, while she's grabbing my butt
>ywn enter Maho's room nor will you tell her that her room looks beautiful and cute
>ywn have sex with Maho on her bed
>you will never be born into the Nishizumi clan
>you will never be Shiho's special boy
>you will never see you big sisters win the senshado tournament
>you will never use your surname in order to fuck Erika and other of your sister's fans
>you will never accept your fate of having to marry Alice
Fuck no, i'll elope with the superior Shimada
That's right,but don't trigger the momofags
>Implying that Shiho would treat her son any better than her daughters.
Although being a son of Shiho would have it's advantages, such as you won't be under as much pressure as Miho and Maho, thus giving you more freedom to live your life as you please.
Not sure why being a son of Shiho would mean you'd have to marry Alice though, considering that the Shimada and Nishizumi families are rivals.
I thought you already married her, along with Klara?
>marrying a Shimada
I paid $63 for this spoon and still haven't used it.
Best prop ever.
There is this one
Let's do the math here son.
If it was a yuri doujin Sodoko x Mako it'd be 100% gay.
If it was only one of them futa then it'd be 1/3 gay because there is still some girl on girl action mixed with the futa straightness.
However because they both have futas and they are both girls, this makes it 100% straight.
The number's don't lie.
You still enjoyed it
[spoilers]she uses the panties to rub herself off.[/spoiler]
She'll probably just take tie you up, mount you on her tank, and drain your blood.
They may be hobos, but they still tke baths
>literally breaking a life-long bond between sisters
Keizaku Miho is the best Miho
I want to be bullied by the Duce's soft cheeks
Momo is way better than that packmule. You're delusional!!
So Momoposting is the new Erikaposting
I still don't why this is thing, i bet that they never talked to each other
>overall commanders who have the unconditional support of all of their subordinates
other than that, it's pure crack.
and I like it
There is no ill speaking of Momo. That is the new law.
Not after I marry her you're not, you potato monster.
You have to break the Momo first
I'd rather break Anzu and marry Momo.
That's not how it works, you little shit
From left to right:
Ignore for life
You got the right idea.
Do not fall for the potato girls schemes.
I want to snuggle up with Nina on a cold rainy night.
I want to laugh in her face while she's dancing, take pictures, and spread them around.
I want to trick her into thinking I'm her senpai and that she should give me oral pleasure.
This should be easy given how easily Yukari got her to betray the entire battle plan.
And they all are onee-chan.
The two best commanders are going to make a test tube baby!
>Stoic but caring and reliable big sister
>Reckless big sister who gives you an urge to keep protecting her
>Irresponsible big sister who always taking away you favorites for herself and make your life like a living hell.
Pick your onee-chan.
This is the best commander. Held back only by the fact that she isn't technically the commander, she just does all the work of one, in the absence of a real leader, in addition to a difficult and constant babysitting task, as well as fixing all the "commander's" blatant mistake. If only something were to happen to make her the official commander, I'm sure Moscow would be pleased.
Katyusha really would be useless and irreverent without Nonna.
To be honest I haven't seen her make a single strategic or tactical call that I agreed with. Or that seems to have really worked. Unless you count sacrificing herself to give Darj the final shot, which I give to Darjeeling more than her.
They're kind of both fuckups.
Nina could have won the battle in one shot with all the Ooarai tanks bottled up in a church. And Katyusha could have given the order for that to happen. Carbon coating would have kept the girls alive as all their tanks got flagged by the rubble.
I want Kay to show me what Western Capitalism is like.
Momo wears those panties for me. Her one true husband.
Do you not remember Anzu traveling solo to persuade the MEXT guy?
Anzu took him herself.
You have zero proof. Momo is the purest Garupan.
Kay is pure sex!
Kay is a slut but a good hearted slut.
The way she dresses, her most likely fake hair, and the fact that she fucks guy on the regular.
I wonder how many guppies were on the rag during the movie match.
What's wrong Orange Pokoe?
I knocked back 12 beers so I could force myself back to sleep. I dreamt of Saori yet again, I honestly thought it was just a temporary thing.
We were about to have sex, but she was really awkward and shy once I got her bra off, I started to laugh at how flustered she was and she soon joined in. So we both ended up laughing together for a few minutes, she then nuzzled her face into my chest as I stroked her hair and planted kisses on her forehead when she looked up at me. She told me she'd love me for the rest of my life and that I was the only one for it. I woke up at that moment, my face hot with blush and my heart thumping heavily. I didn't even have a boner and I thought I was having a heart attack.
Saori has invaded my dreams, she isn't my favorite GuP, but whenever I sleep it is of her I dream. What does it mean, /ak/? What does it mean?
I think I might kill myself soon, these dreams aren't natural.
>Miho and Erika after typing 'Maho' into the image search.
I refuse. Doctors have done nothing for me throughout my whole life, plus, alcohol makes me good at
I'll just wait till I get my Darj daki then everything will go back to normal, surely.
But what's after that?
More Rabu Rabu that won't be translated?
The damn CYOA?
All I can see is a wasteland, Maybe Saori is an angel, and she will carry me to the afterlife from here.
Oh, wow shit man. If you're gonna be like that then go ahead and kill yourself. I'll be here enjoying more animated Saori and the future GuP Saori doujins. Enjoy going to a hell where there is Saori but you can't communicate with her because you don't know Japanese and she doesn't understand English.
I see your attempt at reverse psychology Anon, it was poorly masqueraded. However, I think I'll humour you a little, you're pretty clever. I can see you actually care.
I will live on, for the future Saori content, canon or not.
I just need to come to terms with the fact she's my favourite(?). Maybe it will pass, but for now I'll meditate on it.
>Shimada money buys a shit ton of AC4's fitted with dual 25 Pounders
>KFA reigns supreme for years
I can't really put it into words.
Despite her façade she's really pure hearted. She can cook, offers friendly advice and speaks her mind. She's really homely, not to mention totally beautiful.
She's just a fantastic character with a lot of heart, and it's for that reason I love her.
They dubbed it the AC4, testing the 25 pounders in place of the 17s, because there were no 17s available at the time. Maybe the model fitted with the 17s was the AC3 and this was just a placeholder name during the testing? I'm not sure.
It was before she had to step up and put students in place.
You know, I used to be the primary poster of SaoriSeal.
I don't know what happened,
Make a hole plebs, superior taste coming though
I want to do lewd things to Katyusha
Please leave Saori alone, she is a good girl.
Caesar and Erwin are way too low.
Erwin and the other hippos seem to have pretty much fun watching Taka and Hina. Why splitting them?
welll, I just get amazed by your ideas everytime Miho!
If you were my little sister then everyday would definitely be exciting!
Yes! Me too...
I also want a big-sister like Kay!
Box1: "what I said might have been wrong..." innermost thoughts
Let's have a match again please!
Box2: Hugging her without asking
At that same time
...What is it, Nishizumi?
-Are you bad with sweet things?
No, right now, I somehow suddenly just want to die...
Hey, think you could translate this please?
(mother) Erika, the food is ready you know?
Didn't I tell you to knock before coming in!
Commander's picture again?
You really like it huh...
Eat your favorite curry
I think this is the first time I've seen Naomi in someone else's top 12.
I stand gratefully corrected!
Naomi is for chatting shit and hi-jinks with.
And for being pegged by later.
>And for being pegged by later.
>grab a pickelhaube from Erwin
>eat out Oreo's hairy pussy
>start dropping dank Otto von Bismarck memes
>"I must unite the hippo team under one dick"
eh, time to slowly work on this stuff again...
Chapter 35: It's midnight Mika!
The sound of a Kantele (being played) in a quiet night.
... And that's were the travellers noticed
Because she's built for fugging
Something was weird
The travellers started to make a run for their lives...
And even though they did so completely absorbed without glancing aside...
... and, that is how the story went. Hm? Is something wrong you two
Gee-z!! This is just too scary with Mika's ghost story BMG attached-!!
Stop it with those first rate explosions!!
Were those last sounds actually from the Kantele?
That wasn't a ghost story, just a somewhat mysterious tale. If you're scared then it's probably best to stop listening in the middle
We wanna know the continuation-!
Well then, it's gotten late already
It's already past bed time for good people
Good night then
... Is there something? You two
What are you doing there
There's no way you could sleep alone after such a scary story!!
But it's cramped with 3 people. You two settle this with rock paper scissors
Iefu~ (very slurred yes I guess)
But I'm not gonna save you from the mids of a nightmare
Why are you telling me that!
There's still space on top, right-!?
This isn't so bad every so often
Because it'll turn out like this
What a lovely melody
... That reminds me
The continuation of that story earlier...
A quiet life, as if that would happen.
and done. Short since it was technically a double chapter with team TOTSUGEKI