>guy and girl fall down >guy's hand ALWAYS ends up

Oh look, THIS thread again

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They should just reach out and grab 'em.

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>3 gallons of spray

Where did this originate? Evangelion?

>>146521957
>greentext thread
>"memes"
Fuck off.

>>146521957
>Fell down at school once
>accidentally groped a girl butt while searching for something to stop my fall.

The only ridiculous thing is that nothing happens in the mango, while IRL a lot of shitstorm happened, hell even my parents got called.

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>>146521957

Apologize

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>>146522037
>The only ridiculous thing is that nothing happens in the mango, while IRL a lot of shitstorm happened, hell even my parents got called.

This isn't what we were promised!

>>146522015
idk where it did but much before Evangelion.

>>146522015
evangelion was meant to be a parody of the trope even

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>>146521957

>>146522037
>parents got called because a boy touched a girl's butt
What? Where I am this was constantly happening and no one gave a shit.

>>146521957
Not true, sometimes one of them ends up with their face in the other's crotch instead.

>mfw i use the making a shit thread on /a/ meme

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>photo of a friend/relative who is dead or otherwise important to the story
>ALWAYS hidden by a ray of sun

>>146522771
Anon, that's symbolism to let you know the deceased is in heaven and watching from above.

>>146521957
>guy and girl fall down
>they switch bodies

>>146522936
>guy and girl fall down
>they spontaneously combust

>>146522037

>talking to a girl in middle school
>guy pushes me into her
>reflexively put my hands in front of me, grab her breasts
>nothing comes of it aside from another guy "congratulating" me

>>146523320

if she liked you, she probably went home and masturbated like it was no tomorrow, hoping that you'd remember the feel of her breast for the rest of your life. Or something.

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>>146521957
It's funny. If you're offended by common anime tropes, don't watch anime. You don't have to force yourself. Most anime is not for everyone.

>>146521957

it was great when Shinji did it to Rei though

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Subverted?

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>>146525084
>tries to avoid the "falling on boobs" clichè
>ends up with the ass
that's even MORE stupid

>>146525084
He is really really fast and that midget is really really strong.

>>146525084
Pretty good

>>146525084
Still the same meme though.

>Hot springs arc
>It's co-ed every.single.time

>>146525496
>one episode
>arc

>>146525496
>>Hot springs arc
>>It's co-ed every.single.time
Full Metal Panic?

>>146525084
at least she didn't stay in the same position for 10 seconds before realizing what happened

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>Going around clothing shop with a potential love interest
>There is ALWAYS an excuse to open up the curtain while she changes

Stop watching garbage shows OP

>>146523320
>Girls tickling me in class
>Ticklish to the point of violence
>Jerk away and ram backwards into a guy
>He catches me and says, "Hey there!"
>I am a fag
Shoujo has lied to me.

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>>146521957
>Guy trips on girl
>Guy somehow sticks his dick inside her

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> Boy comes to a new school full of girls.
> He sees the main heroine changing or nude in a bath

>>146526783
You mean this doesn't happen to you all the time?

>>146522034
>Fuck off
Kill yourself

>>146528237
>She challenges him to a sword duel
>He wins
Every time.

>>146528506
But this has happened less than 10 times. It's not even that common.

>>146528237
Watch less shitty battle harems
>>146528528
Watch more shitty battle harems

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>>146521957
Why wouldn't he?
It's a logical and instinctively to try and ease and break the fall.
Do you have any idea how soft a girl's boobs are?
Theoretically speaking if you get your hands out from a car that run at 80 Km/Hour, the wind resistance simulate that softness.
Please don't do this, it dangerous.

>>146528569
If the instinctive way of falling is to put both of your arms right in front of you, then I hope you never fall, because this arms are fucking broken, m8.

>>146526783
That's accidental sex.
Dicks break falls just like breasts.

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>guy grabs girls boob
>she doesn't mind
>literally the reason for their relationship

Everything to do with breast envy

Holy fuck stop

>>146528731
I'm an orthopedic, that's a great way to get a way with a fall with no broken bones.
In fact that's how you body programed.
Try standing upright then shift your weight so you'll fall on your either sides, you'll extend your arm on that side.

>>146528760
>breaking your fall with your dick

This breaks the dick, though. I'd rather scrape the shit out of my hands than ever do that.

>>146528806
I don't think a bird doctor should pretend to know what he's talking about wrt human bodies.

>>146528806
Yeah, you do that, but that's not where the boobs are, are they?
It's more like push up position. If you put your arms where boobs are, then the weight is not redistributed propetly, and you probably break them, with your weight.
If you actually fall on her like that, your hands will be around her shoulders or not touching the body at all.

>>146525084
Digibro triggered
https://youtu.be/VzocnfLccs8

>>146528844
Sorry for not being NEET.
>>146528864
Add a woman with ample breasts to the previous experiment.

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>>146521957
By all fairness, this also happens quite often between two girls.

>>146528925
Damit, I came here to upload this gif.

>>146528881
>e-celebrities

>>146528925
>That smile
She knows.

>>146528925
Did they kiss?

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>Using hands to break the fall with boobs
>Not using superior head.