Create a Cake! Pick 2: >alcoholic >depressed >teacher

>>146291633
>virgin
>alcoholic
Just like my real life

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>alcoholic cake.
Fuck no that's nasty, Casual sure.

officer worker and virgin are probably the best combination you can make.

>>146291712
Congrats on not being depressed.

>>146291633
> 1 time throwaway character
> 1 line

>>146291633
>teacher
>surrogate mother
I probably have mommy issues.

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>>146291810
DELETE THIS

>teacher
>office worker

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>>146291633

>>146291633
>smoker
>virgin
Just like my real life

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>pepperoni
>pizza

>>146291712
>>146292013

>teetotal non-smoker
>you will never bond with a cake over your shared vices

>>146291633

Rolling.

0 for divorced
dubs: blood related.

>>146291633
>Office Worker or Teacher
>Virgin or Smoker

Those are the only two combinations that can lead to a reasonably decent relationship.

All the other combos come with all kinds of emotional and/or psychological luggage that will just wear the both of you down over time.

Then again, what the fuck does someone like me know about relationships?

>>146292229

Depressed Virgin cake?

If that would be like that 30 year old Mami Tomoe Doujin, I'm in.

>>146292261
I'd much rather vulgar than smoker

>>146292261
How exactly would smoking improve a relationship?

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Fluffy cake

>>146291633
Why would you want somebody to have some of those traits?

I'd pick
>virgin
>office worker

With teacher coming in 3rd. If you picked anything else then you are a bad person

>>146291633

Fuck your rules

>tomboy
>virgin
>office worker
>depressed

>>146293432
>tomboy
>depressed

But this never happens. Being a tomboy pretty much comes prepackaged with being a happy, outgoing person.

>>146293718

>all tomboys are genki

nice meme

Cakefags are the worst.
Creating a garbage person to imagine being approachable and below you.

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>let's make the female lead a depressed teacher cake
>let's also give her mad feet game

How is Shinkai able to see so deep into my soul? The man is god-like.

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More like
>bake a cake

Anyway
>30 this year
>Doesn't smoke or drink
>Has a complex about getting older or gaining weight so does gymnastics and running out of guilt
>Hasn't made any friends since her school days, she still talks to them and sometimes sees them but they're not part of her daily life
>Most are married or have long term relationships, two actually have kids
>Men used to ask her out but she was too nervous and self conscious to go alone with just them so always made an excuse
>Worked as a receptionist in a large, high class office building for 6 years but became depressed by city life and how socially orientated it was, she felt more like an outcast there
>Went back home and now works as the ticket sales lady in her home town's small, nearly deserted railway station
>People that knew her when she was young, now old, sometimes ask her if she has anyone or any bigger dreams for her life. The more tactfully ones don't say anything
>Her small rented house is just down the road from her parents house, so she goes home to eat meals with them.
>She feels even more worthless than she did in the city, almost like a NEET.
>But she appears happy to others only because she enjoys some small things in life and they get her through the day.

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>>146291633

>>146291633
>bland personality
>her only trait is BEING OLD

also

>irrelevant to the harem

Literally a million useless characters from the last deacade.

>>146293896
None of these traits make a person garbage. If you think otherwise you're the one who's fucked up.

Vulgar teacher, please.

>>146292261
>decent relationship
>smoker

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All your """""cakes"""""" are just young cute women in suits. You should all just make suit threads.

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>>146291633
if you aint pickin virgin teacher then get the fuck out my face.

>>146293896
Pretty much this. The cake is some sort of hilarious accumulation of disgusting otaku traits picked up specifically to make her approachable to the degenerates.
>only goes to work and her home
>no social life
>smokes
>eats junk food
>bad personality
>gets drunk
>depressed often
>infatuation with minors
>feels like her life is over already
>can't get a boyfriend

Beyond any other cliche in anime the cake is specifically designed to be a waifu for the wizards, and that is the reason why she never wins. If she wins she won't be a good waifu would she?

>She doesn't have a chance, so sad, I have to make her my waifu, she should be alone!

Retardation. But hey. It sells BDs and merch.

>>146291633
your forgot
>androphobic, except unaffected by MC
>workaholic
>NEET
>messy at home, Ms.Perfect outdoors/at work
>always/never /fa/

>>146294548
>she should be alone!
I meant to write shouldn't but had a Freudian slip.

>>146291633
>Vulgar virgin

You said to pick 2...

>>146291633
>surrogate mother
>teacher
>virgin
jesus christ

>>146294705
No. His mom.

>Over 50
>Widowed (Husband died within the past 5 years)
>Light drinker
>Teacher
>Smiles a lot, but has very sad eyes
>Lonely, likes to strike up conversations
>Long, grey hair
>Elegant features
>Dresses conservatively

I just want to show her what love means again.

>>146294348
well, it's not like people age much between their age of majority and 25.

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>>146296652

I'm not gonna pick depressed, I went after a cake that was depressed, lonely and a virgin. Biggest misstake of my life, I soon realized why she was a 28 year old virgin(she was extremely cute tho)

>>146298138
Why was she a 28 year old virgin?