Can your waifu even cook, clean, and produce enough children

Has /a/ always been obsessed with breeding? Is it just a vocal minority?

>>146013135
Of course she can, but she's got more defining features than being just a boring housewife.
>>146013455
They're just trying to justify their elementary taste in waifus.

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>>146013135
>cook
>clean
She can hire people that do it for us though.

>>146013455
It's just a natural thing

All men have a de facto fetish for breasts(all sizes) ass and impregnation
If you don't have any of these, there's something really wrong with you

Arturia can't cook, can't clean, one or two at most, before my I lose my capability of producing children with her.

But I love her still.

>>146013135
Mhm that body, i swear kobeni does things to me

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Yes

>>146013135
Cooking and cleaning are the last things you should care about.

How intelligent is your waifu? How strong willed is she? Can she help you achieve world domination?

These should be your primary concerns.

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>>146013135
I don't know if she can cook (I'd be willing to teach her some things about it if she doesn't), but she's an expert cleaner and I suspect she makes pretty good income on it, since she's well regarded and has some big clients.

>>146013561
You want a circus pet to entertain you, not a wife.

>>146014882
>wanting world domination

Why bother with all the world's shit? As long as she lets me dominate her in bed this is all the power I need.

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>>146013135
yes

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>>146013135
She can eat, kill and not produce children because species mixing doesn't work and when it does, it's heretical.

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>>146013135
In that order, no, no and i bet even more than that.

Anyone have a love hate relationship with their waifu? Almost tsundere, but more extreme. Something where you hate her, but she brings you a kind of comfort you can't explain.

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>>146013135

>>146016531
I guess you could say

You're waifu

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>Cooking, cleaning, washing and invading! I'm a model as a soldier and woman!

Translation of an in-game quote.

>>146016627
No.

>>146017269
Yes

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More important is to ask if your waifu poops or not.

>>146017458
Still old you are waifu memes do not represent my feelings.

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>>146017534
>reminding me of that show

>>146013455
You're not a man unless you've produced an offspring or ten.

>>146017558
Okay okay, i'm kidding

But yeah, i really have never seen something like your kind of love to her
Still, i hope you continue to be together and be a happy couple

>>146017568
You don't like disposable robots anon?

>>146013455
There's breeding and then there's actually taking care of the kid.

>>146017534
>>146017568
Isn't that a recolor

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>>146013135
Yes, though she may use exotic ingrediants in her cooking.

>>146017647
I don't even know if it's love.

>>146017960
>Something where you hate her, but she brings you a kind of comfort you can't explain.
You will find out soon, you're gonna doubt about it but sooner or later it you will realize it

>>146013455
>why do human men want to have as many children as possible?

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Yes

>>146016330
At least she's cute

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>>146019780
She truly is

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Sure, but I don't know about the soccer team part.

>>146018866
I would probably want to have children but as many children as possible? That sounds like way more trouble than its worth.

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>>146013135
yes to all of the above

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>>146013455
It's the based part of /a/.

In order to make a soccer team, she would need to have multiple children at once or else the age difference would make them unable to play together.

>>146020884
What the fuck?

>>146021452
Hello newfriend.

>>146021452
one of the girls was way too young so she died while giving birth

he then proceeded that child too

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>>146013135
my waifu will pay your shitty waifu to do her shores.

>>146021897
Your waifu should pay a plastic surgeon to give her a face that isn't hideous.

>>146021989
Ooooo killem

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>>146020986
Don't think too hard about it.

>>146020986
You'll need 11 kids, that feat could be completed in just 8 - 9 years, maybe less if you count the possibilities of twins and triplets, so it would be totally possible to make a team full of your kids, with the minor being 22 and the oldest 30.

The universe shows that the greater the lifeform is contrasted by a smaller litter, due to the individuals being more refined and thus not needing as many to get the job done.

Thus the ultimate step in sexual reproduction would be only ever requiring two children, a perfect male and perfect female. Also, in a perfect lifeform using sexual reproduction, both male and female would be just as strong, which was in fact the direction humanity as a species was heading in before the domestication of first women, then men began. Thus needing a body for "breeding" proves your universal and objective inferiority.

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>>146024458

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>>146016330
I heard dragons can breed with everything.

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>>146024458
A perfect life form doesn't need to breed.

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>>146013135

She can do all that and more because she's perfect.

>>146027105
But she's a slut.

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>>146013135
Pretty much Kobeni 2.0.

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>>146013135
She can try

>>146013135
God, I want to fuck all the mikakunin.

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>>146017925
Nigga that an eldritch abomination, chill out with that shit.

>>146028339
>It's the same retard that keeps making the daily Galko threads.
Fuck off.

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>>146028498
Huh?

>>146028702
>Fuck off
What's hard to understand about that?
Fuck. Off.

>>146028819
Why or what? You are not even giving any argument.

>>146028846
I believe you to be the OP for your forced daily galko threads, anon. I think it was pretty clear in my first post.
Factual proof?
Metadata and other things.
So, in conclusion.
Fuck off.

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>>146013135
Sure thing

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Sure

>>146028955
I have never made a thread for Galko, your metadata is 100% wrong.
>forced daily galko threads
How is any different from other threads? To begin with the only factual proof you are showing is that you are the one repeating "daily threads" on them, which is good to leave clear here, and secondly you are going too far just because you dislike a series that most of the board likes.

>>146021452
Just a normal mid-west family

>>146020884
Rika brought disgrace upon her entire family line.

>>146029277
Actually, the metadata isn't showing the generals/daily threads you make but rather the post similarities and previous post from other threads that are the same.
Also,
>dislike a series that most of the board likes
Shut the fuck up, you're embarrassing yourself.
No one likes generals, retard.

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>>146030061
You are not only avoiding my question, you seems to not even know what a general is, also
>Factual proof
>I actually just talking out of my ass
Talking about embarrassing oneself, but thanks to prove you are really mad about it, which give me two hypotheses, you either been doing this for a long time and just run out of argument that have already been rejected, or you are just too stupid to think in one, in any case
>10. No spamming or flooding of any kind.

>>146030388
>Actually started writing about a long winded post about this shit
Fuck that, kill yourself faggot. I seriously hope you drown to death in your own blood.

>>146030388
http://desuarchive.org/a/search/image/TLTB0OktaVWKDPCNK9Vswg/
This isn't you?
topkek mate.

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>>146030579
No

>>146030637
>see a thread of my interest
>post in it with an image corresponding to the theme
Most of them, and?

>>146030800
And?

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>clean
I can see her making a bigger mess than when she started.
>cook
Definitely, especially if it involves apples. But she has a good nose.
>children
I want to find out.

>>146020884
how old is he when he bangs rika

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>>146030839
Exactly, your post actually work for my case so there is nothing else to add here. Posting another marriage material to somewhat get back on topic.

>>146031081
Alright, I'll back down from this one this time.
Also,
>/ss/ thread with Galko in the OP pops up during our argument
Fuck you nigga.

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>>146013135
>Can your waifu even cook?

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>>146013135
>clean

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>>146013135
>and produce enough children to form a soccer team?
I don't know, you tell me.

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>>146013135
Children are over rated anyways.

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>>146032096
Children are just a nice bonus.

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>>146013135
>Can your waifu even cook

She only eat.

>>146032436
her hat is too small. 6/10

>>146032436
as long as it's dick it should all be fine.

>>146030800
more galko

>>146032096
True but the act of making is not

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>>146013135
Yep. When she's not purging the nation of traitors or fighting the alien menace in a mech, she's being domestic as hell. As for children, she's practically made for birthing.

>>146032436
Cute hat.

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>>146013135
After having so many brothers and sisters I do not even like kids. Cooking and cleaning are not hard. You can always get better at both together.
socker's for gays

>>146035083
Isn't this bitch dead? You gotta deal with it, son.

>>146031081
Megumi would be a good mother.

>>146032010

>not the cooking with red rings of doom

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>>146013135
Yes to the first two, I doubt she would want children and neither do I.

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>>146026999
Even Kars can make squirrels if he wants. Can he make more Kars' though?

>>146020884
Did he hate his father or something?

>>146016152
Whats the anime?

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>his waifu would make a horrible housewive

Can you, at least in your imagination, not be a total loser?

>>146017925

L-ELF?!?

>>146029036
Doesn't count if she eats everything she cooks

>>146015965
We need more anons who actually want to be the dominant.

my waifu is an elf, so she can only clean orc dicks and produce enough half-orcs to form an entire raiding tribe

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>>146013135
>Can your waifu even cook, clean
Probably not, but she has servants for that.

>and produce enough children to form a soccer team?
I'll work on that.

>>146032096
Your waifu can't be a boy

There is no room in my heart for children.

>>146016583

I'm sorry but who in their right mind would ever consider breeding with someone who will never give you a cute daughteru?

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>>146057506
She's a girl if she says she is.

>>146058364
>wanting to experience the day she brings home a black bf

>>146059870

That day will never come if you become the man your cute daughter needs you to be

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Children can be built.

>>146059916
She will become rebellious like all teenagers. She's gonne be FUCKING NIGGERS just to spite you.

>>146060017
Does he even have a robo dick?

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>>146013135
Nope, but I don't care.

>>146060288
>mini skirt wedding dress

Your waifu dressing like a slut on her wedding day is how you know you've chosen correctly.

>>146060103
He can have any attachments his husbando likes.

>>146060017
We don't have the technology

>>146013135
Do you want a waifu, or a personal maid and chef in one?

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>>146013135
My waifu is excellent at cooking, skilled at housework and with her wide hips she'd have no problem giving birth.

>>146062113
Whats wrong with her pants?

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>>146062390
Nothing's wrong with them. They're just lowrise pants with openings to the sides.

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>>146032617
There's no such a thing as enough Galko.

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>>146013135 (OP)
Yes she is a strongwilled independent girl that can cook her own food. She is also evidently a well nourished and healthy girl. More importantly she has the skills and instincts to raise a child.

>>146064440
Literally who? Most vanilla garbage yet.

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>>146065057
>Independent girls that have actually shown the skills to raise kids are vanilla now

2/10. I'm sure you can do better.

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>>146064440
Would Koitus be a good mom

>>146047622
Boku no fuck off

>soccer team
why stop there, go for substitutes as well, supply manager, PR manager, cash manager, the whole shabang
as soon as another child is born, put your dick back in there

>>146047622
taiho shichau zo

>>146067514
Her manko is going to be in rough shape

>>146028955
tremendous retard

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She's working on the cooking. She's probably super fertile though. Got the dominant genes from her mother. Her older sisters took all the shitty recessive genes for her so she could be the next Big Boss super-mom.

>>146067066
You'd have more luck ejaculating on to a pile of shit, but at that point it'd be tantamount.


I didn't mean it

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>>146062113
Daga otoko da!

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Does it count if I impregnate all her selves?

>>146013135
>cook
Absolutely not
>clean
Maaaaybe
>children
Yeah, I'll make sure to help her with that

I have some fictional crushes but I've never had feelings strong enough to consider a character my waifu.

I want to, though. No matter what I watch, it never happens.

>>146059312
Boys can't love boys.

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>>146028498
>>146028819
>>146028955
>telling someone to fuck off on the internet

It's like you're a nigger or something. You going to call the cops next?

>>146070985 here.
Someone help me out? I want a waifu.

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>>146073641
This is your wife now. Enjoy.

>>146074220
That's not quite what I wanted. I just wanted advice on how to find one.

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It's confirmed that she can't cook anything that isn't rice or beefu stroganoffu but that's okay because I consider myself to be a decent cook.

>>146074443
That and shes content with just eating rice if need be.

>>146074393
No, take your Yui.

>>146070103
She certainly has the tits.

>>146070490
Sure why not

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>>146013135
she can do all that but probably wouldnt want kids
eating and drinking takes up too much time