I accept your wish to make your waifu real but under a few conditions.

I move to San Marino before making the wish, obviously.

>She will have to become a normal girl of the 3d world so no magical powers or such carry over. If some supernatural shit happened her memories get altered.
sure thing
>She doesn't know that she's switched worlds. From her perspective she's always been a part of this world.
I'd prefer that
>She doesn't know you and you don't know her
as to be expected
or where she is, except that she is somewhere in your country.
what? no, fuck that, there over 5 million people in this country, how the fuck am I supposed to find her, I hate this, make her at least live in my city

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You just want my soul, don't you?

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>>145956649
Will pass

i'd just pick some really easy/dependant girl and take her asap

>>145956649
How would you find her? On Internet

How would you make her fall for you?
Make her get know me and I get know her.

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>Spend decades finding your waifu
>She finds you gross and rejects you
>3D loses again

Not worth QB, try again.

Fuck off you fucking alien cat, I'm not falling for this shit again.

>>145956941
>How would you make her fall for you?
>Make her get know me and I get know her.

laughingsluts.jpg

>>145957014
You should try it it work even time.

>>145956649
Fuck no.

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>>145956649
I'm from a small country and my waifu is a piano player so I'd start going to concerts of young cuties in the capital (because that's the only place where there are concerts) and find her by her lively and captivating playing style and age. As for how I'd make her fall for me, I don't know.

>>145956649
Anons living in small countries are lucky as fuck this time

>>145956649
That wasn't my wish. I told you, I wish to be a little girl.

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>>145956649
>except that she is somewhere in your country.
Easy mode? We'd meet through our field, I'd shit all over that one retarded paper that she wrote and we'd eventually connect

>>145957913
Little girl in a 2D world do you mean?
Because it's really important.

>>145956867
cute

>>145956649
These conditions defeat the whole purpose you faggot. kys

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>>145956649
>wish for inaho to be real
>he's a genius
>probably studying engineering
>wants to make robots
>living in Venezuela
The options would be
>any random shitty state but he's got a nice live
>maybe he lives in the same city as myself
>but in a shitty place like petare
>or an ok place like la lagunita
>maybe he's in the army
>being a right guy a nice because he can
>he gets killed like a faggot for being too right
>mfw no husbando.

>>145956649
I don't live anywhere near where my Waifu would spring out of. I'm not sure I would be doing her a favor bring her into this world but she did canonically die old and alone.

>>145956791
good call.
as for making her fall for me, she has a mommy gf type of qt and as such my loser MC qualities would be to irresistible for her, also I'm still under going some character development far from my final form

>>145956974
>that gif
W-What?

>>145959887
PMCs fucking around.

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>>145956649
I just want to be a mahou shoujo, but if I have to wish some 2D girl into the real world for you to make me one, I pick Ms. Puru the Twelfth.

I don't care if she meets me as long as she lives a long, fulfilling life without suffering.

>>145957464
>>145958746
Are you sure you would look hard enough? What if she really had been made real? You won't believe this post, what makes you think you would believe qb, and not that it was a dream? Even further, according to OP you could have even walked by her already and not realized it.

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>>145956649
Can I wish to be an anon's waifu instead?

>>145956649
This is a great deal, I use the fucking yellow pages.

fucking moron

>>145961648
If you're already supposing her name hasn't changed why not facebook you fucking autist?

Stalking is illegal, isn't it?

>>145956649

Can I wish for endless chocolate chip pancakes instead?
And don't you think about pulling some monkeypaw bullshit and make it so that pancakes are moldy or something like that which makes them inedible. I'll be REALLY upset with you if you do.

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>>145956649
All I gotta do is just be a good man.

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>>145956649
Make my beautiful waifu 3DPD?
Uh, no thank you, I'll pass.

>>145956649
>She will have to become a normal girl of the 3d world

Dropped.

>>145962709
Only if you do it wrong

>>145961648
>yellow pages
She owns a business?

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>>145956649
Can i wish to be my waifu?

>>145963121
You can wish

>>145963393
and the conditions are?

>>145962755
QB has loads more class than some shitty monkeypaw.

>>145956926
But what if you dont find her in time and somebody else found her?

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>>145963674
>"I wish people would listen to my father."
>Leads to father going crazy and killing her whole family.

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>>145965037
This is slander.

>>145965037
He went crazy because of finding out why people were listening to him.

>>145956649
So let me get this straight, Coobie

>is 3D
>no special powers
>no memory of her own world

You said you would make my waifu real. How exactly is this person my waifu?

Did Kyubey actually grant the wish, or was it just a byproduct of something?

>>145967726
You do realize Kyubey gets you like that. He only tells some of the truth.

of course
as long as I get to be magical girl

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>>145968302
I do, I watched the show. But this isn't just stretching the truth, it's an outright lie. A person is the sum of their experiences. Even if the girl he creates has a similar personality, she is not the same person.

It's especially egregious in the case of my waifu because of this,

>If some supernatural shit happened her memories get altered

In other words, since a normal girl can't possibly be hundreds of years old, she could only realistically have the experience and personality of a typical 16 something year old girl.

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>you'll never find her

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>>145956649
>will have to become a normal girl of the 3d world

>>145969021
Just think about that: most waifus here would be underage, so nobody would be able to fuck them. QB, you fucker!