Monster Musume thread

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Serious question, you become Doppels main interest. She say 'any girl you want'. Is it a trap? Does/would she even care if you said 'X' girl, or a new one every night?

The possibilities of Doppel are attractive, but I dont want to hurt her feelings by making it seem like I dont appreciate the form she spends 90% of her time in.

>>145683238
Doppel doesnt really care about her appearances

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>ywn appease your waifu by making her w̶a̶r̶m̶ ̶s̶u̶g̶a̶r̶ ̶w̶a̶t̶e̶r̶ i mean tea.

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Is oni power hour over already? Maybe we'll have another one tomorrow

>>145683238
>She say 'any girl you want'.
would it be possible to negotiate for a guy?

>>145683786
Looking forward to seeing more insectfus. Not enough insect girls.

Anyone read the recent flea girl? Is it any good

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Doppel is the Superior Girl

>>145683238
There isn't anything that Doppel can do that Suu can't without the extra dongle which is a bonus.

>>145683723
does that honestly make any difference?

>>145683888
>Mosquito girl
>"Anon you lied. This isn't blood."

>>145683896
Should I reply the pasta if OP is the pasta?

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>>145683954
You can always post pic related anon.

>>145683238
I'll say no to her and walk away.
>>145683843
Anon, Oni is as heretical as Centaurs.

>>145683786
>go doggy style
>get stabbed in the heart repeatedly
>"At least she lives having known love"
>Remember that bees stingers are barbed and the bee rips itself in half leaving the stinger in you
>Die suffering and in despair

I'll take a main cast or girl from MON, please.

>>145683916
can suu do non euclidean geometry?

>>145683944
Actually nevermind, I work in a micro lab and I just realised that I despise flies and mosquitoes. Even the redrawn mosquito girl from One Punch Man didn't get me.

>>145683238
could she do cerea but with a horse upper half?

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>you merely adopted the t h i c c
>i was born in it
>molded by it

>>145684011
>Is she nary an elder god
You had one job

Anyone that talks about futa deserves a bullet in the head.

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>>145684145

>this
>thicc

>>145684145
its been 4 years, let it go already

>>145684092
She doesn't understand it but she can do it with her body. If she was taught how to do it she could do it better.

>>145684048
No reason she has to be as rigid as real world hornets. Fuck most artists make spiders spinerettes a fuck hole.

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>>145684237

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>>145684166
Anon, you don't have to be so nitpicking, you know. The most important part was included, though.

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>>145684145
>>145684237
Tio's thickness is what almost killed Kimihito.

>>145684282
The fuck is this shit

>>145684357

Having giant tits doesnt make you thicc if the rest of you is proportionally anorexic

>>145684364
Jmantime

>>145684449
Tio's just a ogrette anon. Some day she'll grow into her bust.

>>145684364
rotting trash

>>145684535
> nips on blue board
MOOOOODS

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>>145684535
Daw shiet! I forgot yo spoiler it.

>>145684628
If you're quick, you may get to delete it yourself, before a mod deletes it and you.

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>>145684011
>>145684166
Upgrade complete. Also added >green.
I still have the file open. Any quick modifications needed?

>>145684145
Look at how far apart Darling's arms are. Imagine embracing a booty that big. Lock me in there Tio, don't let me out.

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>>145684610
Tojo's invading again?

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>>145684797
You can always edit this on a better quality image. That one was from the korean raws.

I was too lazy to do it myself, tbqh.

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Why am I growing a love for this snek?

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>>145685365

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>>145685658

>>145685658
I see nips

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>>145685827
top kek

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Zombina lives in death, Zombina lives in death, ZOMBINA LIVES!

Every time I look at lala I think of the kamikaze's from serious sam.

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>>145683896
Zombina is Superior girl though.

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Moo

>>145686075
One more day and it's her birthday.

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>>145686126
Cant wait, I wanna give her all the delicious meat i can give her.

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>>145686121
Anon, give up on the farmer beater.

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>>145686123
Papi might not be the bird-brain everyone thinks she is, if she's realized the truth about Smith.

>>145686126

Do you think she celebrates the birthdays of all the different people she's made of?

>>145686380
Nope. She don't know them.

>>145686380
No. Her left eye, however, makes every Mother's Day a bitter-sweet celebration.

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>>145683896
Zombina is the Superior Girl

>>145686582
She's so 90's

>>145682633
>terrible Frenchman as the OP
Disgusting.

>>145684992
>hank hill catches bobby watching monster musume

Just a casual reminder to TTF that if his constant posturing causes Crab to male him Polt's in-comic squeeze, I will be forced to retaliate by attempting to commission an NTR mindbreak doujon from ShindoL.

Waifus must not be officially claimed by fans. Let us live our delusions in peace.

>>145686121
touch the cow, DO IT NOW

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>you will never make her laugh

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What do you think Ogre milk tastes like?

>>145687482
onions

>>145687482
Swamp water

>>145686121
Cheating slut

>>145687013
Anon, she carries bacteria and growth hormones in her milk like water from a Slime contains dirt and dust.

>>145687423
Just show her your dick anon.

>>145687423
she would laugh at my penis.

>>145687482
Shit.

>>145687482
Orange juice anon.

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>>145687531
> Get Brainerd Diarrhea from her milk

>>145687482
Ogre cum

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>>145687482

>>145687482
The milk left in the bowl after you've snarfed your third helping of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal.

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>>145687423
She'll be laughing alright.

>>145687482
orange soda

>>145687691
I want to pork that pig

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>>145687728

>>145687728
this needs some porn music

>>145683238
the doppel we see isn't even her real self.

>>145687886
what if her real form resembled another character from the series actually fulfilling her namesake?

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I made a thing

>>145688084
A great thing.

Make more things.

>>145688084
well, make it better.

>>145688348
yeah, I know, I should've drawn it as a lamia

>>145688395
I meant finish it.

>>145688498
nah, I'd only ruin it, sorry
also it's not really good, something about the midriff and arms are off

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Crabman, we need another beach chapter but with all the girls

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>tfw you will never take a bath with MON

>>145688664
>another
Did I miss something?

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>>145688966
briefly

>>145686641
fuk u guy

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Have you ever noticed just how beautiful Draco is?

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>>145688933
>ywn bathe with Smith a the Great Barrier Reef
Why live?

>>145687728
is it rape?

>>145688664
>Girls playing
>Big wave
>Everyone washed out
>Lala's head washes ashore
>Oh shit where's her body
>Oct shows up pulling Lala's panicking body to shore and hangs out with the main cast again

I want more Oct damnit

>>145689451
Boys are ugly

>>145689133
Shame it didn't really show anyone swimming.

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>>145689573
Actually, her head would be in trouble, instead of her body
With Mero's enormous pool, Oct could visit her with no problem at all

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>>145689493
>>145688933
with all the girls would be better
Wasn't this poster going to be with the OAD?

>>145689724
>Oct visits
>We find out she's been playing Splatoon with Papi and Suu

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>>145689690
we only had Papi swimming in the hot springs, sadly

>>145688084
Looks like you made a monster boy, then added tits. Keep it up though, you're better than I could ever do.

>>145688084
Kinda looks like Tio as a spider girl.

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>>145684333
Story Time!
>Be on /k/
>Subject of giantess comes up (somehow)
>This pick thrown out there
>Discussion on how you please her is semi obvious
>The other way around...not so much
>Various things ruled out as unsafe(blowjobs, handjobs,etc)
>A /k/ossack points out she would likely have a powerful pulse due to size
>Say she could hold you next to her heart or jugular and let her pulse do the work
>tfw you will never get a heartjob from gigantes gf
Why Even Live?

>>145689838
Sorry Anon, but I believe we don't remember anything about it.

>>145690065
>Being held against a Gigantes' heart.
That is an amount of love that I'm willing to endure.

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>>145690065
>heartjob

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>>145690391
Pulsejob if you prefer
pic not related

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>>145690251
I know that it was going to be released because they teased about it
But I don't remember when or with what thing

>>145690450
How many Anons out there do NOT want Cow to lay down over them and slide her sweaty tits up and down your face?

>>145690450
Anon, I'm sorry, but give up on wanting a Giantess. It's obvious that these species are difficult to please humans.

>>145690365
Would you say your heart could endure that much love?

>>145690581
Her and the rest of the girls. No muscular/femdom girls for me.

>>145690450
literally impregnate all of them.

>>145690663
she could crush my enemies though

>>145691027
And have her face prison for murder? Damn, Anon. And I thought I was the monster for shitting on Tio, Rachnera, Cathyl, and Cerea.

>>145690663
well /k/ seems to have come to a different conclusion, truly it is a magical place. After all something about a heart/pulesjob seems so cute and intamate, all the skin on skin and listening to the heartbeat and such

>>145691174
>her
>prison
and who would arrest her per se?

>>145690065
super dreadnuaught girl had them do it by the guy going into her mouth

>>145691228
Anon, /k/ is about weapons. Unless they were thinking of using a giant's heart as a weapon or on the subject of using monster girls as weapons, thinking of a heart/pulse-job is whack.

>>145691282
The coordinators for starter. FBI maybe. Or have the military be her execution.

>>145691282
>and who would arrest her per se?
mega suu

>>145691436
>using monster girls as weapons,
more or less the thread the story came from, but there aint much moderation there so thats how you get bants like that

>>145691591
havn;'t spent much time there in the past but I remember talking about lamps at one point, not sure how that started though.

>>145691690
like it says on the patch: A Magical place

>>145691591
Damn, you lucky. Thought there are multiple mods for each category.

>>145691867
Basically as long as no /pol/ tier politics threads, no duplicates, the mods are unlikely to prune it so long as vaguely weapons/military related. Besides that heartjob thing came at the END, the early parts were discussion on if a giantess could give a blow job, the Dolphin Bay incident came up in response, look it up and let it sink in.

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Anyway, who here would break a spider's heart and resent her forever if she tries to befriend you to be a couple?

>>145692836
what the hell are you asking?

>>145692954
he is asking if it would feel just as good to do it with her spinneret.

>>145690391
a heartjob is what happens when a futa stingray girl does what happened to Steven Irwin to you with her futa dick.

>>145691436
>/k/ is only about weapons
>/ak/ threads
>Furries
>Dragon dildos
>Skinwalkers

You naive child

>>145692954
What I'm asking is if you are willing to break a spider girl's heart if she tries to befriend you. Guess I should have been more clear.

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I want to marry this snake.

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>>145693002
I have something for this.

>>145693058

Why would anyone try to befriend me?

>>145693050
still ain't got shit on some of the wacky /d/ threads

>>145693121
Maybe not, but I wouldn't put it past /k/ to give em a run for their money.

>>145693058
well not exactly break her heart,but
have you ever read of mice and men?
something like that.

>>145693479
your gonna shoot her in the head with a luger?

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>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.

>>145693479
Please, do tell.

>>145693568
suezo is the worst girl is coming up next

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>>145693074
I want to fall asleep with Miia resting her head on my chest.

>>145693537
Yes. She deserves it

>>145693678

I want to fall asleep with Manako resting her ass on my face.

>>145693678
I want to use that belly as a pillow

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>>145693743

>>145693743
>manako has the least lewd
Why me

>>145693924
4-way?

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>>145693924
Those two went to the Smith school of scary faces.

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>>145693058
>>145692836
It would be better to keep as friends or as a direct couple, intermediary things are for trouble only.
So, yes, if she wants to be couple with me but as a friend, I'd say no. If she just want to be friends, it's OK, but asking for friends won't have the same connection as a person you know it's your friend without even asking for it, for both.
Rachnee should know about it, she's not a dumb.

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>>145693938
She arguably has the lewdest mishap in the manga

>>145693993
hopefully

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>>145693743
l-lewd
>>145693924
beign overprotective with Manako is part of Manako's problem.
about that pic fear and a boner

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I love Lala.
I wonder what books she reads.

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>>145694059
I think Doppel is in a school all her own.

>>145694112
Chapter?

>>145693537
yes but only telling her about our upcoming date so her last thoughts are happy ones.

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>>145694293
Doppel IS the school
>pic unrelated, just need more MON appreciation
>also zombina's birthday is tomorrow

>>145693537
I would sick lex luger on her.

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>>145693678
snek bellies are for impregnating, not pillow

>>145694340
Chapter 42

>>145694773

Snek belly full of eggs never

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>>145694773
Why not both?

>>145693938
You've heard her sheep-counting bit, haven't you.

ASMR at its finest

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>>145695481
Nyope, only listened to bina's
Got an audio/translation link m8?

>>145695748
you'll have to search it on nyaa

>>145694112
that's her only lewd scene with darling

>>145695748
See if this works...

https://a.pomf.cat/jjfile.mp3

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>>145694508
Well, in Japan it's already Zombina's birthday.
Btw, #ゾンビーナ生誕祭 is Zombina's hashtag

>>145695949
I should probably go watch Zombi 2 when I get the chance...

>>145695949
>hashtag
Ill be honest I hate this era

>>145695915
On my phone so I'll see if it works when I'm home - thanks regardless

>>145693078
I'd befriend you, Anon. Everyone needs a friend. Where do you think a good place to take your waifu on a date would be?

>>145696008
it's just to search if there's new art about the girls

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>>145695915
she's kinda dummy
but cute

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>>145693075
>>145687728

>spinneret love

Pretty hot desu

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>>145696154
I want to look Manako in the eye and tell her how pretty her iris is.

>>145693078
I'm not going to befriend you unless you really, really want to be befriended. If you do well then welcome to the fold. If you don't piss off, you old codger.

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>>145696491
dude, you'll make her co-workers jealous

>>145682633
is there eny anime/manga that takes this theme seriously and dont use it for waifuism?

>>145690450

Goat>Cat>Dog>Rabbit>>>>>Horse>cow

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>>145696491

>>145696594
Is there any anime that takes anything seriously and doesn't use it for waifuism? Not any more.

>>145696629
Cow or goat for me, their ears look so soft

>>145696630

I can't look at her if we're making love with the lights off

>>145694179
Necronomicon, Shounen manga, Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Mein Kampf, Books on the french revoltuion but only parts pertaining to use of the guillotine

>>145695949

>5th bomb in one day
Guess the monster girl policy attracted ISIS

>>145683238
>>145683867
Cuntboy Kurusu?

>>145696824
Think you could finish fast enough before her eye adjusts to the darkness so she can see you?

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>>145697265

>implying

He probably can.

>>145696824
>>145697265
>sex in the dark
>she's ashamed from thinking you don't want to look at her
>sex with the lights on
>she's flustered as fuck from you looking at you

>>145696824
That's an acceptable amount of degeneracy but if you are making love for the sole purpose of procreation, you are going too far
And if you're holding hands, you are just a sick fuck

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>>145697477
>spoiler

Distinct lack of sick twisted deviant shit going on in here.

i will forever hate how crabman draws arms. 0/10 しと

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>>145697637

>>145697637
>>145697651
DELET THIS

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>>145697651
The only thing that could make this any lewder is if her tail was coiled around his leg.

You're my kind of degenerate.

>>145697678
I regret nothing.

>>145690065
>ywn have urethral sex with your gigantesfu, pulling out at the last second so you can fire in the right hole
>ywn have interdigital with your gigantesfu

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>>145693568
>Reminder Suezo is Best Girl

>>145697433
You make me want to write green...
And I never write
Someone write green for this please

>>145693743
Same, but with Cerea/Tio.

>>145694112
Papi got good vibrations from Goshujin talking in her cave.

>>145694508
Be sure to post lots of >>>/y/ to show your appreciation.

>>145698152
>2 hours late
You're slipping

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Mooooove over Cathyl, best Minotaur coming through

>>145697433
>you looking at you
You mean admiring my own reflection in her eye, imagining I'm making love to myself instead of a one-eyed monster? I can work with that. Maybe. Just give her a paper bag with a hole only big enough for her pupil.

>>145698675
Well, there went that idea.

My bad.

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>>145698651
Objectively superior cow.

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>>145698651
>noodle arms
>comparable to stronk minotaur
I do like both though

>>145698791
>tfw you will never get to choose "Me"

Cathyl is best cow because Cathyl knows what love is.

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>>145698851
She can't forge you a set of armour, acompany you into battle, and embrace you lovingly

>>145698851
Cathyl is worst cow because she thinks about other men even though she already has a boyfriend.

>>145698936
i wouldn't mind being part of a woman's harem

>>145698920
I want armor that covers my fat, disgusting body. Not reveal it

>>145698963
What a cuck.

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>>145698963
you disgust me, monogamy is the only choice

>>145698980
i dont think it counts as that if its a large group of guys.

>>145698936

Aren't all the girls in 12 Beast lusting over MC's brother?

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>>145698971
>Fat

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS.

>>145699074
someones dick has to be the biggest and someones has to be the smallest

>>145699067

>He doesn't want to marry a big girl and a small girl

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>>145699186
>small girl
begone satan!

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>>145698963
Suu is the only girl deserving of a harem and she's going to marry us all. Praised be to Suu.

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>>145699233

Small girls need love too!

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>>145699158

>>145699289
>Suufans confirmed cucks

>>145699750
Suu hatebase confirmed /pol/. Back to the syrupy swamp you should reside.

I want to do cute things with Rachnee and make her laugh. Is that too much to ask out of life?

what if suu went all akazawa red on you?

>>145699820
realistically
even if she were real
would you even have the wit and charm to make her laugh?
would you even capable of someone whos precence she tolerates?

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>>145699820
evidently yes, because scientists would rather cure disease than make anime monster girls real, bastards

>>145699147
Go sit on a tack, TTF

>>145699879
cant they do both?

>>145699889

When will someone comission Anasheya to draw some art of Polt nailing her canon love interest?

>>145699993
You mean Draco?

>>145700043
No, that would actually be good and require originality

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>>145700043
Daily Reminder: This is Draco's parentage

>>145700167
She's not 50% dragon. She's 100% newt.

>>145700234

She's 100% sex, that's what she is.

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>>145700260
If this is what you're into then I don't have any qualms.

>>145700314

Blue board, anon.

>>145699820
Sorry anon, of all the main girls, Rachnera would be the most difficult to create in a lab. The problems with her anatomy are staggering if you understand the differences between how invertebrates and vertebrate develop from Zygote to infant. I am not even mentioning all the physical problems with her spider portion of her body when you scale to rachnera's human portion.

on a side note
What color is Rachnera's blood? Is it clear, blue or red?

>>145700370
It's just a sexy newt. There's nothing wrong with it. Unless you want to fuck it, of course.

>>145698651
Anon, her milk is disgusting and she is simple-minded.

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>>145700437
>not wanting to make love to this newt
homosexual detected

>>145700401
I think that most of the girl's genetics will be solved with crisper or more advanced designs that will come later as things progress over the next few decades. The hardest one to solve will be Suu. She's an ambulatory intelligent slime amoeba creature. She would have to be single celled in function but multi-cellular in design. Her weakness will be water but her strength will be absorbing water into herself. She is quite the conundrum and as much as I would like to see her be made flesh I doubt it will ever be practical.

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>>145700601
[Human Lover Detected]

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>>145700622
Wiggle.

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>>145700753
The world needs bigger, softer cushions

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>>145690717
>No muscular/femdom girls for me.

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Tio is literally perfect

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Happy birthday Zombina!

>>145700753
>>145700962
No Anons. Holstaurs and Minotaurs aren't for love. All they do is abuse men to milk them.

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>Your Pan Faun waifu will never cuddle you and keep you warm with her wool on a cold winters nigh as you lay on the sofa watching classic movies as a fire crackle in the backround

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>>145701032
Best birthday girl

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>>145701134
> Waifu

>>145701164

What the fuck happened to the compression on that picture? The last panel is unreadable.

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>>145701164
Actually, I was expecting in the movie something like that.
It would fit with him perfectly

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>>145701209
I wish I knew, I just grabbed it from a previous thread

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>>145699889

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>>145701263

>>145701367
Papi, it's late, I don't have the fucking patience to explain what a movie is

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I want Miia to put her butt in my face.

>>145701501
But, Daddy, what's a cinema?

>>145701576

I want Miia to not have a butt.

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>>145701576
Round
Plump
Snake
Rump

>>145701614
Gay

>>145701621
Built for hotdogging.

>>145701576
She doesn't even have a dorito on. How unguarded and lewd.

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>>145701597
uhh
Rachnee-san!

>>145700744
I don't think you understand the extent of Rachnera's body problems from both a genetic and physical stand point.
At the size that she is at, She would not be able to even walk with her eight legs let alone breathe with her book lung. She would suffocate because her book lung does not have enough surface area per unit volume to provide enough oxygen for spider portion of her body.
On the genetic level, the last common ancestor that spiders have in common with humans is prior to the Deuterostome Protostome split. This split is between Deuterostome and Protostomes really manifest itself in how the embryo develops in what becomes the first hole to develop. Each type is in reverse of the other. in Deuterostomes, the blastula develops anus first while Protostomes develop mouth first among other differences.

one a vaguely related note
I know how people make make a fuss about Miia's spine anus. They should be even more fussy about how Rachnera's nervous system even structured and where her pussy is. How does her Spinal cord even connect with the spider portions nervous system? By all accounts, Rachnera has two brains and Depending on whether her vaginal canal goes up into her human portion or it goes in her spider portion, Her womb could possibly be in the middle of her spider brain.

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>>145701694
Made for taking homemade Orc bratwurst

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This is Immunity Catgirl.

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>>145701576
>>145701621
I want to play it like a pair of bongos.

>>145684628
That extra line in her panties always bothered me

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Big Fat Cat Tats.

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what birthday gift would you give to her?

>>145701848
The sweet embrace of death

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>>145701657

Nothing so fine as a high scale line.

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>>145701848
Zombie movie and a cuddle in bed

>>145701848
My dick in a box. It would be a nice box with a bow.

>>145701848
Strong adhesive
Steak
A cannon. Bitches love cannons.

>>145701900
wouldn't it hurt to cut it off?

>>145701830

I want to play with her tummy.

>>145701848
10 Boxes of Australian Outback .223 69gr HPBT Matchking ammuniton, A Chocolate M1911 (1:1 scale) and a nice card

>>145701940
Nah. The hole in the side of the box would be painless to both me and the box.

>>145701750
You knew this was coming.
>ywn fuck Rachnee's brains out

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>>145701978
that would be perfect

>>145702052
It's all about knowing what a girl wants

>>145701848
Pull out all of her stitches while she is sleeping

>>145702129

Then replace them with new ones that you had custome made from Arachne silk that are far more durable.

>>145701978
And this anon will have his dick in expired pussy that day

>>145702198
I dunno man, the plan was to have a hearty laugh as she falls to pieces getting out of bed. Then just leave her there all day, as she cries about her ruined birthday

>>145701978
This Anon gets it.

Gratz on your zombie wife brah.

>>145702269
I dunno about it, I just want to live.
MON and Smith would be fucking pissed.
And after all, she belongs to a special unit inside the police force/goverment.

>>145701978
>.223
>being a pansy
A real woman wouldn't be satisfied with a measly intermediate cartridge. .308 or bust

>>145702397
If I need to bully the rest of them I will

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thread needs more Zombina tho

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>>145702490
Agreed

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Harem anime was so much better in the 80's

>>145702490
Nah. It's her birthday. Tone it done and ride the wave.

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>>145702490
MM needs more undead overall

It's time!
http://challonge.com/qtey2eyy
Will the forest be able to withstand this early winter? Yukio and Kii face off!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10995804
1/2 Hour

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Flustered Zombina is cute as fuck

>>145702579
Wouldn't Jitsu Wa Watashi Wa be more accurate?

Zombie tomboys are for
Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching kung-fu movies with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory barbeque where you make all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together with her under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of tomboys with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that zombie tomboys are for

>>145702718

>Raising a new generation

No.

>>145702703
It would make sense. That manga should take place in the 80s. It doesn't make sense in the modern era.

>>145702746
You forget that you can always go to the nearest children's hospice and adopt a freshly made zombie child.

>>145702718
>growing old
>tan lines

I appreciate the sentiment but put some work into updating the pasta if you're going to do it.

>>145702785
Or have her bite carefully picked children to adopt.

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>>145702718
>tan line
>another generation
>grow old

>>145702844

Wouldn't she tan? I mean, if you leave old leather out in the sun it changes colour.

>>145702868
>tfw you will never chase Zomina around the house threatening to tan her hide

>>145702657
I'm a boob man but draco and cici are my two best girls

>>145702952
>cici
>You will never massage your Jiang Shi waifu every morning to help her overcome her rigor mortis
>You will never leave her a cute love message on her talisman

>>145703016
What exactly does slapping that sticky note on her forehead do?

>>145703049
Her binding Talisman

>>145703049

Here's an instruction manual for Jiangshi
https://exhentai.org/g/846704/301464b720/

>>145703080
I'm a very low level weeb when it comes to yokai and demons. What does that mean? Is that different from what I described? If so, what am I talking about?