Do you have what it takes to satisfy a Yamato class battleship?
Battleship thread.
While I am perfectly fine with sexualizing destroyers and such to feed our natural pedophiliac tendencies, I strongly believe the best designs and most attractive boats were reserved solely to the pride of the Navy battleships.
>>145289449
I'd rather have an Iowa
>>145289449
I do indeed.
>>145290273
Not a big enough bomb. I bet Yamato is a size queen.
>>145290273
Takes 280 of you to take down one of her.
During ten-go yamato had 162 aa guns on her deck.
>>145289449
gonna need some large cranes but think I can do it
>>145289449
No, but I'd be willing to give it the good ol' college try.
>>145290917
I fucking hate you.
nice thumbnails you fucking idiot
56k WARNING
>>145291017
Why?
Go jerk it to a run of the mill destroyer you frigate.
>>145291175
Because you're posting thumbnails, you fucking faggot.
Kill yourself.
That's a way too big butt for a such a small frame
>>145291269
You shouldn't be downloading images off imageboards or imagesharing sites you nincompoop.
>>145291238
Fag.
>>145289449
Musashi looks like a girl who would be fun to spend time with
>>145291556
>>145291238
>>145290996
>>145290917
>>145290876
>>145290818
Stop posting thumbnails you stupid faggot.
>>145291707
I'd love to go hiking or bro time drink and chill with him. You know all those little kids that wander around freely at the YMCA that you can take into the handicap bathroom to molest and have sex with? This little brown girl would be cool with it.
You could be like, eyyy... let's watch some quantum leap while I give you a cummy tummy and she would be like... that's totally radical dude!
>>145291915
Keep on taking those pills, man.
>>145292071
What? I have a hangover man...
>Tfw you will never LSC Musashi
>>145289449
I'd say so. Yeah, they've had thousands of men in them, but they were all Japanese.
>>145292363
>they've had thousands of men in them
The actual warships =/= the girls who now represent them, anon
>>145292339
I don't know acronyms because I am white.
brown is good
whats the deal with destroyers that have battleship displacement?
>>145292408
Play the game you dork.
Is this the thread for the small c?
>>145292445
Big torpedoes? I dunno.
>>145292405
What was Musashi and Yamato's name before they became shipgirls?
I think Musashi was called John Candy
and Yamato was called Asphalt.
>>145292450
Don't actually play the game, it's shit. Just jack off to the girls like everyone else.
>>145290818
Most of the planes were Hellcats expected to take out the AA.
>>145292450
Uh... no. That would be against the rules. I live in the greatest country in the world.
>>145290818
All those guns did jack shit.
>>145292525
>Not doing both
>>145292525
This is why people don't like secondaries.
>>145292405
They're the spirits of the ships, correct?
I could make jokes about how many torpedoes they took before they went down if you prefer.
>>145292707
>>145292307
>>145292038
>>145291714
>>145291556
>>145291238
>>145290996
>>145290917
>>145290876
>>145290818
How can you suck so much at this?
>>145292730
Little Musashi is so fucking cute
>>145292768
Shut your dick chute you Barnum & Bailey frigate.
>>145292937
XD
This whole fucking thread is for ants
>>145293082
What's that?
>>145293082
Im not sure if it is a terrible flavour of shitposting or if the guy is just completely retarded
>>145292935
Yes she is.
>>145293177
>>145293082
What do you honestly have against ants? You want to do what in your mind is better? Go ahead. Liru won't stop you.
The tightest and best Kagerou
>>145293233
I phunny is the best place on the internet xcept ebaumsworld.
>thread about battleships
>images the size of lifeboats
>>145292935
Small Hotel is cute too!CUTE!
>>145291490
Sage for CP .rar embeded.
The most comfortable battlesip
>>145292339
>implying I havn't constructed one
>>145293391
I wonder what it feels like to be the least-cute ship in your class, poor Yamato.
>>145293540
I wish I knew this feel.
>>145293177
jho a shit
>Hey Admiral Anon, wanna stay in my hotel room
what do
>>145293705
Ask if this Hotel has room service at late hours.
>>145292605
I have every single ship of note except Taiho because lol LSC slot machine
The actual gameplay is unmistakably shit, just listen to the voice clips while you masturbate and you'll have the full KanColle experience without the pain
>>145293591
6000/7000/7000/2000/20
only took me a few tries. 3-4 or so.
>>145294245
I built Taihou, Yamato. AkitsuMaru, Bismarck, and sl on very quickly with very few attempts but I have wasted way too fucking resiurces not getting Musashi
>>145289449
Kaga is a battleship too
>Admiral! The Americans were calling me Love Suite and HoneyMoon Suite. It hurts my feeling
>What does it mean?
What do
>>145289449
I wanna fuck sushi
>>145295124
You are autistic.
>>145295642
No, you
>You'll never drink the Yamato Hotel consomme.
>>145295941
Better be breast milk and not urine
>>145296312
What about love juice?
>>145296312
>There are people in this thread who wouldn't drink his shipfu's urine
>>145296468
You're disgusting
>>145296520
How can you say you love your waifu is you're unable to accept all of her?
>>145296681
Because the urine isn't part of her, stupid
>>145296409
Not my thing
How do you think the ships perform on Breast Inspection Day
>>145296681
You and your waifu are insane, you better go see doctor
>>145295332
Well you see...there's certain things that two adults do together in hotel rooms and...uh Sushi, do you want to explain it to her?
>>145296779
>Not my thing
Why?
>>145297664
Musashi is purer than Yamato though
>>145297837
Damn, you're right...guess I'll just have to show her then.
>>145297770
I don't like urine, I like girls
>>145297664
I love sushi so much.
How would she react to a slightly shoddy but earnest Valentine and/or confession?
>>145298568
Vaginal fluids are not urine.
Still no good infantcon of any of the girls that I can pleasure myself too.
Welp, guess I'll fap to Kindercare girls.
Not sure why I spend upwards of 10k dollars when I am not even allowed to play the game.
Oh well, I guess the graphics and action sucks pretty hard anyway. Not really missing anything.
>>145298649
Probably think you were trying to pull one over on her and laugh it off for a second before realizing you were serious.
Musashi would be the kind of girl that would lick your sweaty @$$ dry after you came in her sister.
I also imagine her wearing Merrell shoes
>>145299616
But she's a good girl. Bit tomboyish, but still.
>>145299992
Wearing a dress like that in church? What would Bob Ross even think?
>>145300187
>What would Bob Ross even think?
That we need to add a few more bushes?
You cant get meatier than these two
>>145300187
He wouldn't mind since he's such an easygoing person. Why can't you be more like Bob Ross, Anon?
>>145300328
Speaking of Reagan, I bet Musashi would have a pretty out of control one.
>>145300376
Takao is so lewd.
>>145300404
Dude, I worship Bob Ross and do all my child molesting in his name. I make them say Bob Ross and keep their eyes on me.
So uh, why would Musashi be doing this?
>>145298776
I don't like icing, I like cake, to use an analogy
>>145300420
Yams probobly reminds her to keep it in check.
>>145299373
That would be an awkward few seconds.
Why would she laugh it off?
>>145300420
What
>>145300763
She's supposed to be the tough, aggressive sort. Laughing and dismissing something seems like it'd be the way she'd hide being flustered.
>>145300666
Because they artist likes futa.
Can't say I don't either but I wish his nagato was a bit more... Secure I suppose
None of these children actually exist and I'll have to rub one out in the buffet on the cruise ship I am on.
>>145300874
Well, as long as she accepts, I guess I shouldn't mind.
What would a good first date location or event be?
For that matter, what would it be for the other ships?
>>145300874
Seriously, does this look like a face that's going to show being flustered without a fight?
>>145300985
Cloths shopping may be a good start...especially sweater shopping in fall.
>>145292605
Now I understand.
I never understood before, but now I've been playing long enough that I get it.
I started with the anime, which makes me a secondary, but I was smart enough to play the game and use it as my primary frame of reference by which all else is judged.
While still enjoying the other stuff that comes with the series.
I don't know whether to apologize for being associated with idiots like >>145292525, or be pissed that that's what I get compared to.
>>145301226
You just want to see those MusashEEs is a sweater, don't you?
>>145301420
Who, me? Use a first date as a contrivance to see Sushi's sweater puppies in a sweater?
I'm offended by your accusation. It's true, but I'm still offended.
>>145301066
This isn't English
>>145301020
I would hope a woman as mature and strong as her would be a little more honest with her emotions.
>>145301066
I'm pretty sure the only thing of hers that's penetrating Nagato in that picture is her teeth judging by the blood on her shoulder.
>>145300666
BAD SUSHI! No biting!
Musashi is a good girl.
I have a daki of her.
>>145301226
I did not suspect sushi to be interested in fashion... I always thought she'd rather watch hockey then pick out shoes.
>>145301614
I bet musashi would look fantastic in sporting gear.
Delicious brown battleship.
way better than her sistership.
>>145301764
Do you like sport? Musashi would be into NASCAR or football.
>>145301829
This looks way better than what we've got
>>145301764
Unconcerned, perhaps, but I don't think there's a shipgirl alive who'd pass up the opportunity to try something new every now and then, and what's more different for a ship than changing their appearance in a few minutes instead of a few weeks, especially if what she has is unseasonable for winter?
>>145301642
She puts on a good show, but I imagine she's a bit unsure and timid in things outside of combat.
>>145301882
>football
She better not be a Patriots fan.
When will they introduce a mechanic in the game where you can evolve a DD into a CL and then into a battleship
>>145302113
Those are heretical thoughts.
>>145302048
>implying she wouldn't love Tom Brady
>>145302048
Worse...I think she'd be an FSU fan.
>>145302255
I feel like she would prefer a team that actually earned its Superbowl victories.
>>145302255
Get out of here, Tom. We don't like you.
>>145300985
Not a photobooth.
>>145302726
Golden Corral.
>>145302792
What kind of unrefined heathen do you take her for? At least take her to a nicer buffet, like Old Times Country Buffet or something.
>>145302890
Old country buffet? That's worse. Most of the children I take on dates love golden corral.
>>145302890
>>145302792
I went to Golden Corral last week and it was so disappointing.
A nice chinese buffet is always superior
>>145289865
She's such a fat gluttonous piece of trash whose only purpose is mass consumption of resources.
>>145301348
Thank god you actually played the games secondary-kun. This has all been a big test, and you passed. Now that you are fully versed in the deep lore of Kantai Collection, we will visit you tonight to take you to your own naval base where the girls are real.
>>145302726
Gross
>>145303028
Why would I want her to eat Ching Chang Chong food? She's a beautifully tanned white girl.
>>145303028
Yeah...the best thing there are the yeast rolls. Once in a great while I'll go there with the family for breakfast, but that's about it.
>>145303013
The ones I've been to had good food, they just looked a bit run down, plus Golden Corral doesn't have catfish.
Check your privilege.
Should the Japanese pay us back reparations?
>>145303361
Congress considered it at one point during the occupation, but no, I think after we kicked their asses, assfucked their national pride in front of them, and disbanded their religion they decided we didn't need the money.
>>145301614
>>145303298
But catfish are bottom sucking cheap fish.
Speaking of yeast, how good would it taste to suck Musashis infection?
>>145303612
pussy
>>145303615
Catfish are also some of the best tasting freshwater fish.
They also occasionally have gator tail.
>>145303670
I see the two legs and the tail so what's the brown part.
When you go to golden corral 4 or 5 times a week like I do for either dinner or breakfast, you learn to buy discount gift cards around black friday and combine them with coupons, loyalty cards and other promotions.
Also, because I am an admiral in KanColle, I can eat free there on Veterans day.
>>145303827
Where she doesn't have the front of her skirt buttoned.
>>145303963
gotcha
>>145303687
>Catfish are also some of the best tasting freshwater fish
>>145304052
Not that guy, but it's surprisingly true WITH THE CAVEAT that it has to be super-fresh.
I went to this place in South Carolina where you could actually watch them fish it straight outta the lake and into the kitchen. That's the kind of freshness I'm talking about. Fucking delicious as hell.
What type of car would she drive? A jeep?
How about a hummer? Del sol?
Civic? Geo Metro?
Would it be easier to get in yamato or musashis pants?
>>145304392
No freshwater fish tastes better than yellow belly
>>145304481
The river pike I had earlier says otherwise.
Bill Nye plays Kancolle Collection. Check his twitter.
Why are sluts the best?
>>145304876
They aren't. Pure maidens like Shimakaze are the best.
>>145289449
I was built with cutting edge german science, I can take it.
>>145305022
>Pure maidens like Shimakaze
>>145305131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g
>>145305131
Why, anon.
Feels like some /b/ tier shitposting going on in this thread right now for some reason
>>145305321
It's ok. I'm op. It's my thread.
>>145301683
It's a doujin promotional image. Musashi has a cock, I assure you. And balls.
>>145301829
What if Musashi is just Yamato on her off days?!?!!?
>>145301882
Of all the sports I would have assumed, those were low on the list. Why do you think she'd like stock car racing?
>>145302034
What makes you think she behaves like that outside of combat?
>>145302561
Kindly upload the non -thumbnail version.
>>145305897
Nagato's swimsuit is a gift from heaven
>>145306048
>>145305935
>What makes you think she behaves like that outside of combat?
She's only recently human. She may put on a show, but she'll be nervous and have a hard time hiding it.
>>145292339
Just keep on trying, anon. You'll get there.
I got Musashi when I was level 103.
Again,
What was musashis name before she was a ship girl? Also, what was she like growing up?
>>145306158
Why don't all the girls just get in a bigger ship with larger guns behind some thick plates of steel and lay waste to the abyssal ships?
>>145306291
Genius. They would all be much safer as well.
>>145289449
No. I probably could satisfy destroyers though.
>>145306419
Most guys can pleasure preteen girls anon.
>>145305102
Yep, R8 my HQ.
>>145306491
How do you know?
>>145306491
Or maybe Kashima.With age play.
>>145306762
You sound pretty experienced in the matter.
>>145306560
Cute decoration.
>>145306560
>those resources
>>145306141
Wouldn't it be more likely she'd be confident and cocky?
>>145306215
Mu S. Ashi.
She was ironically short, shy and flat chested. Then she hit puberty.
>>145306822
Not really. Maybe 9 or 10 times with 3 different girls. I'm a 45+ year old fart and I still have texts and guidebooks from the 90s I use to get over USENET and dial up BBS'S from people who wrote extensively on the matter. Mostly for fun though.
>Musashitter posting thumbnails.
What a surprise.
>>145307189
> Maybe 9 or 10 times with 3 different girls
>>145306560
Put a ring on her, young'n.
>>145307088
I need more development material, also fug, no Musashi.
>>145307301
Hang on, they are all way over 18 now anon. I don't mess with kids anymore. Too many laws and cameras and to be honest, I have just become a old lazy fart.
>>145307579
>they are all way over 18 now
>now
>>145307301
It didn't use to be much of a crime back in the day. Only in the last 15 years have they passed so many laws with kids names on them which upped the consequences.
>>145308052
>no legs
Deformed americans.
>>145308099
Don't get me started about the way Japs look.
>>145307189
That's 9 or 10 times more than most people here, with any girls.
Post moar sushi
>>145308465
Musashi is a big girl.
For me.
>>145308248
I wouldn't be so sure. Computers and mobile phones are pretty mainstream now.
>>145308738
I'm thankful I'm still on my Samsung Instinct. I never have to solve captcha.
>>145308052
>Not even wearing an American flag Bikini.
People who actually play Kancolle and then draw erotic fanart doujins should die.
>>145308738
I'm not sure I follow.
So what would the USS PUEBLO look like? ;)
Musashi is best girl in KC
>>145307120
>Wouldn't it be more likely she'd be confident and cocky?
Only as a cover.
>>145309457
My preorder for Musashi Heavy Armament figure was so airwolfed up, it took almost 1 year and 5 months to get it. First, it was delayed, then again, then released to everyone else, then a long email back and forth for 3 months. Then they finally admitted they were out of stock. Then I got my money back. Then about 2 months later I got it in the mail.
Then I sent the money back to their Paypal and it was sent back to me saying they had a critical loss of records for 2 years ago and they couldn't accept the money even if I took a picture of the box with the shipping label on it.
It was a god damned mess.
>>145309457
>788
How do I amass devmats like that? It's been so long since I played, I've got to get used to doing these daily quests again.
Just play and play and play
Hit every daily, weekly and monthly quests as you can. best of luck
What is being said here in Jap speak?
>>145309793
On the plus side, free Sushi figure.
>>145310393
Yeah but there was literally no way to give them the money. If I hadn't tried, it would obviously be conduct unbecoming of an Admiral with a fleet of ship girls at his command.
>>145310895
HAH
That perspective is FUGGED
Why is Yamato carrying Nagato?
How is this perspective?
>>145310350
"The pleasure of being cummed inside"
>>145308692
For everyone here
>>145309310
Eww.
>>145309457
Maybe not the best but she's definitely my favorite to jack off too. I like her voice.
>>145309698
But WHY?
So let's talk about the anime.
Too much nonsense. Should have been more serious. Should have touched upon more historical nuances with the ships and developed them more. Should have said fuck the destroyers and focused on the battleships.
>>145311171
Terrible. Why's she so fucking skinny? Why's her upper half so goddamn small? Why's she got no tits
>>145311997
Should have left Nagato's voice and personality alone.
>>145311931
I dunno. I'm 6ft 8in and 255lb but my dick is only 4 and a half inches. I am sure we would make a normal looking couple. I assume Musashi is maybe 6ft 2in or 3?
>>145300094
Enjoy your ban.
>>145312230
>implying that wasn't about 8 ip addresses ago and I have dont have a script that removes 4chans cookie and renews my IP address before every time I post.
Just look how many people are in this thread...
>>145289449
I like my battleships fast!
>>145289449
Yeah I'll just give her the carriers
>>145312441
And old.
>>145312167
Holy shit dude you lost the cock roulette. I hope you're at least thick.
I don't know exactly how tall sushi is. I'd need to know how tall the average shipgirl is first. But she's surely over 6 ft; extremely tall for a Japanese woman.
>>145312512
And dumb.
>>145312555
I don't consider anime girls asian. They are all white in my eye.
>>145311983
>But WHY?
In every relationship, particularly when one or both are new to it, they're always nervous, the only difference is either in how well they hide it or how oblivious they are.
>>145312441
Best girl.
>>145312749
Well then you're wrong.
>>145312769
A, your grammar here isn't very good, and B, there's no god written rule that somebody has to be the spaghetti in the relationship. Musashi can be as confident as she likes
>>145312389
That is some serious autism.
>>145312865
No, my grammar is just fine.
Musashi best gril
>>145312959
No, it isn't.
You keep using pronouns without a defining noun.
This is a basic mistake and you really shouldn't be defending it.
>>145312996
Needs bigger breasts
>>145312865
Nah, I'm right. Just look at anime girls... usually big not squinty multi colored eyes, multi colored hair, fair skin and small nose. So much unlike asians.
>>145312871
Nah, it just saves time.
>>145313136
Bruh, she was built in Japan. All the other features are just stylization.
>>145313095
The defining noun is already known from earlier in the conversation, so no, try again.
>>145312865
>>145313136
Are we still having this argument in 2016? Some people think anime characters look white because they're white themselves.
If the Yamato or Musashi fully armed and ready for battle magically appeared in Manhattans Hudson river, how much damage do you think it could do to the NYC skyline before something stopped them?
>>145314252
They visibly look more Caucasian than Asian. Period.
>>145314371
What are you, 14? You do realize that 99% of anime characters who declared their nationality say they're Japanese, right.
>>145314297
We could scramble F16s with a few JDAMs in 20 minutes or so, then we get to see what happens when a bomb actually goes down the smokestack
>>145314495
But they look more white than asian 98% of the time.
They must really envy us whites.
>>145314676
Jesus Christ. Anyone else want to explain to this guy how cognitive bias works, because I sure don't.
>>145314619
With 20 minutes, a yamato could still do some pretty good damage to the Skyline with the right shells loaded and still kill 10s of thousands of people I bet.
>>145292707
She's got some serious cannons there.
>>145314735
It's not that. I told you about the colored hair, big multicolored eyes and fair skin.
Asians with their yellow skin, squinty little eyes normally large nose and black hair and brown eyes DON'T look like most anime girls.
Give it up.
>>145314938
I honestly hope you're just joking now.
>>145314938
>Asians with their yellow skin
I wonder how many Japanese people you've actually seen.
What if anime girls looked like the Japanese people?
Probably something like this.
>>145313428
No.
>>145314297
None. Bitch would ground out.
>>145315707
What a way to completely ruin an anime.
What were they thinking?
i've got a can of barnacle remover and a scraper, that should do the trick
>>145315769
Yes, unless you're trying to argue that it wasn't established much earlier that Musashi was the proper noun, in which case I'dvstill have to point and laugh at you for being wrong.
>>145316005
Dude, if you really don't see anything wrong with that comment I'm not going to bother.
A pronoun must always follow a noun. After the noun it follow is made vague, it must be redefined.
>>145316538
Yes
>>145317218
I have a mighty urge to milk Musashi