What would you have done if you were in his shoes instead?

Dunno. I do know I wouldn't have embarrassed myself in front of all those knights like he did.

>>145099359
I'd use my ability to rank up in the world instead of wasting time on random bitches I just met.

Not embarrass myself in front of sll the nights and declare myself emilia's night

>>145099359
gather dirt on every important person and use the info to blackmail them into doing what I need them to do

Bang the maids

>>145099446
>declare myself emilia's night
Lewd.

>>145099359
Would have helped during the first arc, gotten a monetary reward from Roswaal, then fucked off.

Let nature takes it course because my love, Satella, will lead us all in the right way anyway.

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Bang the ram Blue hair eddit

Run away from the very start and live a commoner's life.

>>145099359
He is so cute.
I wouldn't be better than him, in such absurd situations.

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>Sell Cellphone
>teach people about earth skills and stuff.
>get rich as fuck.
>get respect.
>live the simple rich life.

>>145099539
Still wouldn't have embarrassed myself in front of all those knights. Seriously, he acted like a child having a temper tantrum and ruined his reputation forever because his checkpoint is later on.

>>145099433
>>145099541
>>145099564
>>145099585

>implying the world won't be destroyed by Puck once Emilia dies thanks to you abandoning her

>>145099359

>flee with Rem
>live happy life
>6 days later die to Puck being a stupid retarded cat that thinks nuking the entire fucking planet with ice is a good idea just because some shitty waifu died.

>>145099359
I would have conquered the world instead of being a retarded neet loser

>>145099359
Used a couple of deaths to figure out the parameters of rezzing then spend as many lifetimes as I can take learning and studying as much as possible. In short, I'd Groundhog Day it.

>>145099627
>ahh my waifu died, better destroy the world

Puck is fucking evil.

>>145099359
>stop being so fucking autist

>every time i see a new thread i will die so meny times cus i whant to know every detail about it and every outcome

>i would sacrificea couple of lives trying to rape, molest and seduce rem

>>145099627
Reinhardt would just kill Puck if it came to that.

>>145099686
Why do I find this so funny?

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>>145099539
>implying I dont' blackmail the knights into helping me destroy the cultists
>implying I don't blackmail Anastasia to grant me a landed title and a fleet of dragon carriages
>implying I'm not twirling every person of importance in this world around my finger

>>145099359

Just live my life and die an old merchant.

>>145099775
>replying back to a deleted post 10 mins later

>>145099418
that scene made me cringe so hard
What a fucking idiot

>>145099359
Being quite honest

I'd ran away with Elsa desu senpai

>>145099359
I'd probably do significantly worse because I wouldn't do the things Subaru did that let him interact with Emilia on the first day. Then once Puck kills everybody and things restart it would be impossible to know why or what I could do to stop it.

>>145099359
I'd hide the thread and all threads related to this garbage

>>145099433
But dying hurts! Can't you tell from Subaru's suffering?

>>145099880
>implying your opinion matters

>>145099698
>I'd grind

Every time.

>>145099627
>>145099676
Puck a worst. A WORST!

>>145099906
this problem is easily solved by not being a little bitch

>>145099627
Both can choke on a dick.

>>145099961
Please get yourself kidnapped by ISIS.

Please.

Rape Ram
Marry and cuddle with Rem

>>145100022
only if I can respawn or build an exoskeleton suit

>>145100081
nigga I pray for your soul that you do not get kidnapped by ISIS after witnessing these dubs >>145100022

>>145099359

Buy up those oil drums and burn some shit to the ground

>>145100179
shit, I don't get why everyone thinks I'm going to get kidnapped by ISIS
what would they even do with me I'm not even cute

>>145099359
Give Rem the love she is entitled to because she is nice and gentle.

>>145099359
For starters I wouldn't put myself in horrible situations trying to chase some half-elf pussy like a desperate retard.

>>145099961
I bet you moan for an hour whenever you stb your little toe.

>>145099359
First thing I would've done after dying the second time is find a time to ask Emilia if she would ever introduce herself as Satella for any reason whatsoever.

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>>145099359
Probably look for a job in some shop and start peaceful life as a shopkeeper or something. Probably i wouldnt even die for the first few years cause im not a retard who run around the city looking for a trouble.
After some time make connections and travel around the world as a trader.

>>145099359
train and kill myself everyday in magic
teach people about penicillin and steam engines, become rich
use my knowledge of the future well instead of being an autist sperging out in front of everyone
and most important of all...
I would trust my Emilia-fu.PRomises are important.

>>145099433
This. He had a perfect mountain to suicide from. I'd just do it over and over again while becoming a master wizard and fighter.

Oh wait. I wouldn't have helped the half-elf bitch in the first place. I would've probably never even found out about my ability cause I'd try so hard to stay alive.

>>145100353
no, my eyes bulge out and I curse internally
the same with legos

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>>145099359
>Spend my time learning magic
>bang rem AND ram
>Explain my reasonings of how I know spooky shit is going to happen by stating in my previous world we could see premonitions of the future.
>Completely disregard the fact people have died in the past because at that point it doesnt matter anymore and my emotions would have died long ago.

I wouldn't be a pussy bitch

I would fuck all the girls because I'm a fucking man.

>>145099359
Rape everyone I can. Die. Rape everyone I can. Die.
Once I'm bored try to find a way back to my world.
If I can't, get a home in the west with a cute loli bride and make babys, and hopefully I won't resurrect after dieing of old age.

>>145099359
I would have made up a different power to explain his past knowledge. So he could explain what he's been through without telling anyone about the power itself risking their lives.

>>145100472
Just like you do in real life.

>>145099676
Reinhard kills Puck before he can do shit.

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>>145099446
>night

>>145100428
>I'd just do it over and over again while becoming a master wizard and fighter.
Why? You don't need to kill yourself for this

>>145099418
this
i'd restart myself if i was him

>>145099418
That scene made me really glad I'm a lazy fuck

If Emilia had told me to stay my ass home I would've gladly stayed my ass home

>>145100570
Then why aren't you a master fighter and an immensely wise scholar in real life? Exactly.

>>145100572
>i'd restart myself if i was him
That's why you will never grow up as person.

>>145100428
You're progress would still be limited though. Every time he dies, he resets to a previous point, his body also resets. So all of your magical potential, strength and muscle memory you build, will all be gone. Sure you'll know technique and you'll have more magical knowledge, but that will only get you so far.

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>>145100620
>implying I'm not

Fight me irl

>>145100620
>Then why aren't you a master fighter and an immensely wise scholar in real life
because being a master scholar doesn't allow you to fly at the speed of sound or shoot lasers out of your eyes
and because guns exist

>>145099359
Assuming I actually loved Emilia? Settle for REM and give in. But he shouldn't, in which case I would accept REM's love and help Emilia anyway because my bitch wants to.

>>145100647
Fuck. Well then I guess I'd get rich from betting on dragon racing or something.

>>145100647
Your muscle memory would not be gone. Muscle memory is part of procedural memory, and Mitsubishi retains his procedural memory. You may not have the same endurance, but you will absolutely have muscle memory.

>>145100620
Because in the world without magic or sword fightin these skills are useless. Also life is too short for learning shitty useless skills, if you can restart yourself, then you can become a master tier wizard in 1 year or something.

>>145100620
Because I don't train. 10000 hours is 10000 hours.

>>145099731
If Rekhard is so OP, why didn't he kill the white whale and rid everyone of a huge nuisance?

>>145099359
Fuck Oni
Marry Elf
Kill Clown

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>>145099359
Go with the route Im most comfortable with: publish known modern math into the new world and become the greatest mathematician in all its history.

>>145100708
Best choice but witch bitch probably doesn't want that.

>>145100647
>strength and muscle memory you build, will all be gone
his memory isn't gone so it's fair to say his muscle memory would stay too
unless it's only his temporal lobe that gets brought back in time and not his cerebellum
since he was able to learn a language it's safe to say his frontal lobes also make the trip so at least he would be able to learn things about magic or skills in general

>>145100741
>>145100744
Did you both seriously miss my point? whoa

>>145099359
Make friends with Reinhard because he's too nice to refuse
Partner with the jew loli to 'invent' things and become rich
Somehow marry Crusch or Rem

>>145099698
Abusing it like this would just give me more time to procrastinate
> I'll do it next loop

>>145100833
???
You don't need epic "Return to Death" ability to train yourself in magic world.

>>145100797
>implying you wouldn't be shunned as a hack and only made famous after your death

>>145100746
If Reinhard is so OP why doesn't he prove it to me by fucking my boipussy beyond any hope of repair?

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>>145099492
>>145100058
>>145100443
>Implying you could even approach Ram without getting cut in half.

>Be transported into another world.
>Realize nobody who cares about me knows I'm alive.
>At last, the waiting is over, no excuse to not kill myself.
>Commit suicide.
>Realize it didn't stick.
>Do it a couple more times just to be sure.
>Figure out enough of the mechanics behind respawning to think up ways how to abuse it.
>Fuck it. If death is verboten, git gud at life instead.
>Got Gud, find out why respawing happens, go fuck up whoever's doing it to me.

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>>145099359
probably masturbate to cave painting like i do now

>>145100897
If it were easy they'd all be walking around shooting firebolts and shit. Instead almost nobody casts any magic, and very few even have the ability to do so. But oh right you're special of course you are.

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Marry Rem.

>>145100905
Its only hack if I publish new theory every 2 weeks.
8 years for each "discovery" is enough to become famous in 16th centuries

>>145101025
Well you are immortal, you're kind of special.

>>145099359
I would have lied to Rem and told her that I return her feelings in the last episode to get her to run away with me so she wouldn't convince me to stay.

Couldn't you just technically spawn rush your way through the events?
I mean there's bound to be one run that by pure luck you save everyone.

>>145101065
and, you, need, Return, by, Death, to, get, great. That was my point all along jesus

Dicks out for Rem.

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>>145101025
Who said it's easy? Can you draw like this? No. And 95% of peaople can't draw like this. But why? Everyone can learn how to draw

>>145101131
>Implying you are able to kill yourself mutiple times without hesitation.

>>145101173
>Everyone can learn how to draw
There's this cool thing called talent. Ever heard of it? It's what separates the good from the great.

>>145101186
Why not, they sure have some
painless poison or drugs like heroin.

>>145101140
You can study magic for 6 years without any "Return to death" abilities. Well all "power leveling" fags are delusional, so you can study magic 6 years 18-24 hours per day

>>145101186
why not?
I don't get it everyone could do it. It's not that hard to cut your throat and slowly bleed to death or jump off a cliff.
And if you've ever had any kind of deep cut you know you have too much adrenaline to realize it even hurts.

Probably panic a bit and become paranoid while trying to find the church or anything charitable that help the needy because I'm a literal homeless man without stability now.

If I could somehow get lucky like Subaru and meet Emilia I'd no doubt become extremely loyal to her once she gives me a roof and a job. Then again I'd have handled the whole Elsa thing pretty differently.

>>145101186

why doesn't subaru ever investigate painless ways to die? even if he didn't know any of them before, he's bound to discover some chemical way or magic bullshit to die quickly and painlessly

>>145101237
>talent
>drawing
You don't need talent to learn how to draw. You need hard work.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCtaRkSXh0o

>>145101237
Talent is nurtured. You might not learn as fast as somebody with an inherent knack for it, but you can still get as good as them with added effort.

>>145101263
Hanging is painless if you do it correctly and have it break your neck

learn magic asap

bro there's magic and you can use it

fuck the elf and fuck the maid

>>145100249
You are cute though, anon.

>>145101263
Poison is not painless. There are odorless and tasteless poisons, but poisoning yourself is virtually always a miserable and hideous way to go.

>>145101326
>>145101331
>You don't need talent to learn how to draw. You need hard work.
delusion

>Talent is nurtured.
delusion

>you might not learn as fast as somebody with an inherent knack for it, but you can still get as good as them with added effort.
there you go

>>145101381
There is painless poisons in our world, sure they have some in their.

>>145101413
>There is painless poisons in our world,

Such as?

>>145101263
And exactly how you are able to do anything if you are drugged?
Despite being written as a completely loser,Subaru do show some impressive mentality compare to normal people, most people in the same spot would have been broken and become insane unless they work in miltary and get used to being near death.

>>145099359
Become the hollowed.

I want to cum inside Spica

>>145099359
Well right off the bat, I wouldn't have acted like a pretentious fuckwit in front of those knights, humiliating myself and Emilia.

But assuming I love Emilia like Toyota does:

>Sell cellphone and any other nifty earth shit I had on me
>Buy some decent gear after Elsa fight, telling her I can't just stand by and do nothing like that ever again
>When asked how I know about the future, say that where I come from, it isn't uncommon for people to have premonitions
>Befriend Rem and Ram
>As the favor from Roswaal, ask him to pull some strings to get me in as an apprentice knight
>Bust ass to become an actual knight


Then I'd probably still descend into madness because I'm outclassed by all that hardcore magic. But at least I'd have given myself the tools to try and save elf bitch.

>>145101442
carbon monoxide poisoning is literally painless

>>145101276
Because "what if Im not be able to come back after death? " and also there is a thing called survival instinct inside human mind.

>>145101442
Heroin as i mentioned earlier is the fastest example.
>>145101451
You dont need to do anything on drugs, you overdose to die dumbass.

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>>145101407
???

>>145101562
>what if Im not be able to come back after death
yeah well there's obviously someone who doesn't want you do die in this world
and if you don't come back you won't even realize it
just use your powers of self-delusion
ask reddit, they've perfected the art

>>145099359
Masturbated furiously and fucked a whole village of men.

RE-MUH
REH MUH
REEEEEUH-MUMUMUMUAH

>>145101296
Want to stay at my house? All I ask is can we please have sex while you stay? My man cunt needs a good pounding.

>>145101560
Carbon monoxide poisoning absolutely is not painless unless you pass out before your symptoms can kick in.

>>145100543
this

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>>145101681
>My man cunt

Somehow this doesn't sound as cute as boypussy

>>145101681
Sorry anon, I'm extremely paranoid. I'll need a warm up period before feeling any urges for sex.

>>145099585
implying Satella will let you do that.

>>145101766
Why whould Satella bother to summon someone from 21th century and not let them use the advantage of the modern world anw?

>>145099359
Trying to find way to home. And Subaru doing walkthrough better than me and most of /a/ posters here.

>ITT: I'd grind

Niggas don't even train or study in real life what makes you think you'd do it in a magical world

>>145101855
IDK. But for what i get from the spoiler. Satella know Subaru.

>>145101517
Enjoy being frozen by Puck and have eaten by Moby Dick.

>>145099585
>tfw you're too old
I have talent in math but don't even remember simple math 101 formulas now.

>>145101923
Because I won't have internet there.

>>145101923
Cause no internet and social support for NEETs

>>145101960
Exactly. How will you train without having all the information? That world is stuck in the dark ages.

>>145101923
It's delusion about powers of "return to death" ability. This shit good only for making money and life and death situations. Pretty useless for training.

>>145100415
Whale and witches cult will find you because of the witch scent.

The only thing that I would have done drastically differently in hindsight is the knight speech and put more effort into learning about magic.
Although my romantic interests would probably not have settled on Emilia either.

>>145101731
They are harsher words in general.
Man-cunt
Man-pussy
Boy-cunt
Boy-pussy

>>145102071
Just take a bath you dirty hippie

>>145102014
Train is stupid because return on death dont carry over your physical improvement
Studying magic would be good idea tho, and learn about the new world through the library of Betty.

>>145102071
I think you meant to say witches "love"

>>145102088
It doesn't work also sad Puck will kill the world anyway.

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>>145102131
I want to smell of Ekidna's "love".

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>>145102071
I would find my own Puck then

>>145102169
>will kill the world anyway.
You say that as though it's a bad thing. That world is a fucking death-trap. It's worse that Australia.

>>145102169
Except Reinhard kills him so his tantrum is cut short.

>>145102337
Cmon man haven't we been over this already? Reinhard couldn't even kill that Whale thing. And given Puck's statement last episode he is aware of the Whale and is not afraid of him.

>>145102337
He won't as I know, world ends after Emilia death as I know. Even mary sue can't survive the absolute zero.

>>145101923
Because you'd have no choice but to do something or you'll get killed or starve to death.

>>145102448
>>145102446
Nigga Reinhard can fight Satella to a standstill, Puck is small time.

>>145102519
Reinhard can fight my hard dick to a standstill.

>>145102519
However he is fighting with no Puck but the climate change. Even Kratos can't kill weather.

>>145102487
That's why you can't "grind" at this stage. You don't need epic powers for grind, but yo ucan use them for money.
First you need money and home. Any ideas?

Emilia is not worth of my time and get the fuck out of Roswaal's sight.
Rem is worth of my time but I have no guts to die multiple time.
I'll live my live peacefully with normal cute nekomimi.

>>145102446
>couldn't even beat the whale

Stop spouting bullshit, Reinhard wasn't even in the country when Subaru and his harem fought the whale.

>be me shitposting on 4chan
>suddenly I'm in a fantasy world
>ask a shop where I am
>fuck they don't speak English
>why are they speaking Japanese?
>become a bum
>fap in public
>get kidnapped and sold as a slave
>by this point I've learn enough Japanese that people don't just think I'm retarded
>work in some field for a Lord I never see for the rest of my life
>maybe get married and have a family if the culture allows stuff like that
>grow old
>die
>respawn back at the start
>use my Japanese and farming skills to take over agriculture
I could go on for a while, but my end goal would be to make 4chan.

>>145102627
Given that Rem side story doesn't deal with the world ending, Puck outburst is dealt with and the world continues on as normal. Reinhard kills Puck, stopping the climate change.

>>145099359
Don't get involve at Arc 1
Vote Anastasia at Arc 3
Become merchant
Profit

>>145102710
>Japanese

>>145102655
But then cult kills Emilia, and Puck kills the world. Because Subaru had only a small time for saving the world. Like in Persona 3.

>>145102657
Nigga, the whale killed "THE SUPER AWESOME MASTER SWORDSMAN" the leader of the knights, like 20 years ago or so? Since then the whale has been terrorizing the whole kingdom, and Reinhard's duty as a knight should force him to do something, yet he does nothing.

>>145102711
It's not a canon story.

>>145102710
It's not japanese, they have a diffrent language but because of magic subaru can understand them and they can understand him.

>>145102804
pandora lul

>>145102833
That still invalidate any claims of Puck ending the world.

>>145099359
Get an apprenticeship somewhere so I can be like Kraft Lawrence from Spice and Wolf and live the life of a happy merchant. I hope they like interest rates

>>145102710
>respawn back at the start
I have bad news for you

>>145102781
Dammit man, just read the thread that Reinhard will kill Puck. I'll just flee Legunica and came to lolijew's country to start small shop that can give me enough necessity.

I thought...what if Satella manipulated the other bishops like she is doing with Subaru? Probably she wants to make him Pride.
In this case, Satella isn't in love with him. She did the same to the others to make them her followers.

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>>145102804
That "super awesome swordsman" couldn't even lay a finger on Reinhard though. Reinhard is the Lugnicia counterpart of Onii-sama. He is the best, just the best. Motherfucker can fight Satella to a draw.

>>145099359
powa upu, with a better training arc.

>>145102890
>Dammit man, just read the thread that Reinhard will kill Puck.
It is not canon.

>>145102833
That's not how alt works.

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>Fantasizing about what you would do in his situation using your 20/20 hindsight.

I feel like if you care too much about your own hypothetical choices then you'll enjoy the show a lot less.

>>145102941
Why does he let the Whale terrorize the kingdom he is sworn to protect, since it's obvious nobody but him can stop it?

>>145103024
Maybe the Whale is hiding out every time he's close.

>>145103024
Did you read my post? He was outside the country at that time. Plus he didn't know where the fucking whale was before.

>>145102941
I still believe it's just Tappei's joke.

>>145103024
pretty sure the canon answer is that the witch cult makes sure to distract him and misdirect him the other way any time they want to do a trial so he can't interfere

>>145102954
Canon or not, author said Reinhard is strongest person in that universe excluding Satella.
Sooner or later he will kill Puck.
Be grateful that I respond to your bait.

>>145103071
Doesn't he have a detect-witches-creatures passive?

>>145102636
Begging.

>>145103024
Author's QUALITY writing

>>145103089
But, this isn't the first time the Whale has appeared. He's been terrorizing the kingdom for some time now, since people are quite familiar with him.

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>>145099359
I would INSTANTLY attempt learning magic.
And I would keep doing it despite all those deaths.
Though I'd probably keep trying to save Emilia because I'm a sucker.

>>145103216
>try to learn magic
>your only magicks are shitty passives

>>145103216
>attempt learning magic
How? Where? You're nobody.

>>145103207
See >>145103181

For some reason Reinhard has the tendecy to be outside the country when shit goes down and when he is needed the most. Quality writing indeed.

>>145102710
>become a bum
>fap in public
>get kidnapped and sold as a slave
Now I want to see a isekai with Diogenes as the MC.

>>145099359
Not given a fuck about Emilia, for starters.

>>145103264
I'd figure it out sooner or later. Wizards can't be that hard to find.
>>145103262
Passives would still be better than what I have now.

>>145099359
Going completely mind-broken after me my waifus die few times in a row, i guess.

>>145103297
Or maybe the witch cult make sure to misdirect him, something they are pretty good at in general.

Anyone about this
>>145102918

>>145103297
(((For some reason.)))
No seriously shit is about to go down and then Reinhardt is out of the country, he's also supporting a canditate that wants to DESTROY THE COUNTRY'S ENTIRE STRUCTURE openly. This isn't shit writing.

>>145099359
I wouldn't go for Emilia, i'd go Rem route and live like she said. I'd do it in a heartbeat.

>>145103338
>Wizards can't be that hard to find.
There is no google. And they don't give a fuck about you.

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>>145099359
When Subaru kills Emilia by telling her about his power, doesn't that give him the answer? Just spew that info at anything in the way.

He needs to learn the rules better. Next respawn he should just reveal tidbits to random strangers and figure out the limits around that death feeling he gets. Can he say that he sees the future? or that he has accurate premonitions sometimes? Can he say that he has something to say but physically cant?

When one of these "see I told you so" events happens, he should get the people around him to give him a phrase that if he says it yesterday, they'll believe him immediately.

I know they want me to just accept that he can only win if it looks like a virgin run through, but its such a fail to not even explore the options.

If you assume he has to behave like a potato with respect to his ability, then at least explore the different possibilities. Why pick Rem or Emelia when he can just alternate between respawns. In the mean time pick Rem since shes with him, and its going to be a few respawns before he gets some alone time with Emelia.

If he can't find a way to save Emelia, at least have her die in front of the whale so Puck and the whale fight.

>>145099359
I'd obviously try to understand why I was teleported into a fantasy world to begin with.

Something that Mitsubishi never even cared about.

After dying a few times and understanding that people feel the stink of the witch around me, I'd question if the reason I'm here has something to do with the witch.

Then I would start researching the witch more and more, eventually trying to find a way to contact the witch or understanding what the fuck she wants.

Eventually she would lead me to motherfucking puck wanting to destroy the world etc. so I would use the shit out of my ability, because I am literally immortal and that's what the witch want.

Then I would expect to go home. Because fuck this fantasy world.

>>145099359
In the convenience store, I would have bought a shit ton of spices of all sort, things that I could sell on the market that would get me rich. With the money, buy the stone from Felt and ask her and Oji-san to escort me to Reindhart where I would present him the girl as a possible heir. I would also have bought a solar panel charger for my phone with and downloaded an online encyclopedia on technology, chemistry and cooking.

I would become the court cook with my incredible western cakes, crepes, etc... and a highly valuable schoolar in alchemy. Saving Emilia is important to avoid Puck destroying the world. So I would ask Felt to from and alliance with Emilia and try to have both girls under Reindhart protection. I think Crush hold a grudge against the white whale, hopefully fake intel would get her and her catboy killed. Anastasia and Priscillia are previsible since they have their own interests (money and entertainment).

>>145103414
>And they don't give a fuck about you.
This is the worst thing of all. Even if you do manage to find them, all of them will be heartless bastards, because that's how that world is. Remember that episode where Barutsu was asking people to help him stop the Witches cult? Everyone fucking rejected him

>>145103480
Wiki is like 70gig though, that wouldn't fit on a phone.

>>145100619
see that's the thing, he went after her due to his selfishness

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I would root for the harem end.

>>145099433
THIS

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>>145099359
Abuse Return, anon said.
It will be fine, anon said.

>>145103521
Just chemistry, medieval technology and recipes. You take screencap of useful pages like

How to make gunpowder
Howe to make pennicilin
How to make fertilizer
How to make cement

>>145102753
This surprinsingly makes sense.

Even more if you still keep the return by death curse, you might somehow getting her favor.

>>145103485
Without Emilia and company you kinda fucked in this world. You need to use Return to Death powers to level up in hierarchy somehow. Like save some princess and get blessing from Lord

>>145103628
That's assuming these things even work in the same way in an another universe
they most likely don't

>>145099359
Buy new shoes.

>>145101562
That survival instinct would be gone after the first couple deaths. Curiosity and the desire to learn more would replace it. dying would become no more difficult than breathing.

>>145103693
The only true answer in this retard thread

>>145103545
>no dicks
no taste

>>145103693
Great idea
It's terrible since you have no money

>>145103523
He's generally motivated by selfishness.

>>145103745
If you gonna die, you don't wanna leave an ugly corpse

>>145103152
I was serius, about that. Reinhard with the god mode is walking disaster for a plot.

>>145103458
> Only Rem can smell the witches scent due to her acute senses. You wouldn't find a trace of info to understand if the witch is involved at all.
>Unless you do what Subaru's doing right now, you would have no way to contact the witch. Also the witch wants YOU.
>Respawn the fuck outta yourself until all the mabeasts in the world can smell you and you can be swarmed by armies of them wherever you go.
>You would never kill Puck without the authorities Subaru can steal from the Bishops, especially the Greed authority, Wrath authority or Lust authority, either one of which would be necessary to fight on equal terms with Puck..

>>145103775
If I was retarded I would spend the 2500 dollars I made these two weeks on a single shoe

>>145099359
>start watching this shit because Rem is cute
>get into it and it turns out to be another suffering Olympics
Fuck, I just wanted to get AWAY from this shit for a while. Still ended up at episode 18 before I knew it.

>>145103521
My phone has a 128gb microsd though

>>145103152
Isn't Puck from another universe though? Spirit universe or whatever it's called.

You can rank up in the social ladder fast if you had literature classics in smartphone. Become a famous writer

>>145099359
Not be a autistic sperg

>>145103951
I think almost everyone is illiterate there. Middle ages and all

>>145103447
>Subaru tells an enemy he can return by death
>Doesn't work because Satella's a cunt

>>145099359
As the favor Roswaal offers, ask him to train me in magic. Become as proficent in magic as possible given the time constraints. Also sell the cellphone for some decent gear.

At least then I'd have some tools at my disposal when muh ordeal starts going down.

Restarting and watching people I care about dying over and over would undoubtedly get to me, but joke's on you I'm already dead inside

>>145104145
>I'm already dead inside
I don't think you're dead inside like that father of chinese girl who was kidnapped for selling her eyes

>>145104303
Huh

>>145099359
I'd have fucked the witch cult over with my god-tier power. More specifically, I'd have arranged for it to be fucked over by those with fighting power. Seems utterly trivial overall.

Faggot has no reason whatsoever to despair over that god damn puny problem.

Also, I'd have fucked Rem. She wants it, so why not? Emilia isn't really cuter.

>>145099564
this

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>>145099359
I'd let elsa enjoy my guts as long as she wants and get some training in the meantime.

>>145099359
What are his stats?

>Name:
Subaru
>Class:
Housekeeper
>Abilities:
Strength: 10
Dexterity: 12
Constitution: 9
Wisdom: 7
Intelligence: 11
Charisma: 8

>Features:
Return by Death:
When Subaru dies, he can load his last save game, transferring his current consciousness to his unchanged body in the past.

>Equipment:
Faithful waifu x1
Tracksuit & sneakers x1
Cellphone x1

What are his magic spells again?

>>145104723
>What are his magic spells again?
There was the black cloud thing?

>>145099708
He's a Spirit, isn't he bound to do it regardless of how he feels?

Promises are a big deal for Spirit users for a reason, right?

>>145103951
You're going to have to translate first, which means you'll have to learn to read and write proficiently. And then get the material to the right crowd. It'll take a while.

This is also assuming they'd like it.

>>145104723
His strength and constitution would probably be above average.

Meaninglessly kill myself to end the suffering as it seems as though he needs a reason to die for the repeat.
Simple suicide/giving up would end the cycle, no?

That or I'd say fuck off to emilishit and take rem and run.

>>145099359
The same thing I guess, maybe sit happy and quiet as a servant if I could but then again that's what Subaru tried

>>145104723
He can currently puff up in a cloud of smoke and lose nearly all mana whilst doing so.
Mana seems to be directly correlated with energy levels in this world.

Do we have another person to compare stats to?

>>145099359
I would have caved and fucked rem.

Satella only needs him to save emelia, it's not like he can't empty his balls along the way.

Why doesn't Puck just kill Satella?

Well for starters, I'd ask where I am, and not go down a rough-looking alleyway. That way I wouldn't have to meet Emelia or any of the others so they're not my problem. Then I'd try and figure out how I can live there and maybe get a job since the world is clearly better than Earth.

>>145099585
if you were in subaru's shoes you would be mentally challenged, so i don't think you could teach them anything.

>>145104794
You talk like a cartoon

>>145104843
What are his stats?

>Name:
Subaru
>Class:
Housekeeper
>Abilities:
Strength: 12
Dexterity: 11
Constitution: 11
Wisdom: 7
Intelligence: 11
Charisma: 8

>Features:
Return by Death:
When Subaru dies, he can load his last save game, transferring his current consciousness to his unchanged body in the past.

>Equipment:
Faithful waifu x1
Tracksuit & sneakers x1
Cellphone x1

>Magic:
Rudimentary Yin Element Magic (blind spell)

>>145103835
Well, I suppose I would still get involved with Emilia and Rem somehow since they are so important.

Because I don't think Subaru spawning close to Emilia was a random thing, I think the witch set everything up. So she would set everything up for me more or less the same.

Unless the witch doesn't actually have a plan at all, and Subaru is just there for mere coincidence and because she wants his dick.

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>>145099359
Probably
>jerk off knowing Satella's watching
>walk around that city, not just one alley
>ask about a job or something to do
>amaze these feudal peasants with engineering and concepts like scientific method
>get minor wealth and make a school for teaching people enlightenment values
>find a shady magus and inquire on how to interact with satella
>find Reinhardt (sine he's probably very well known) someone to wife from the pupils at my academy, wait for him to have children and such
>manipulate Reinhardt into coming along to Satella's place
>probably marry Satella if she's nice, ask Reinhardt to pin her down otherwise and get her preggos
>settle down with the hag and teach her there are better things than dusty kingdoms like spacetravel and airplanes
>wake up

>>145103447
>When Subaru kills Emilia by telling her about his power, doesn't that give him the answer? Just spew that info at anything in the way.
My guess for the result of spewing the information at everyone: Subaru dies, Emilia dies.

The witch and her servants actually mainly seem to care about kill off the witch and her servants if certain information leaks or other conditions aren't met.

This "ordeal" for Emilia is apparently supposed to only succeed when various conditions *are* met somehow.

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There's no mistake I'm becoming that guy who created flintlock guns and would just ride on that

People love their guns

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Save Ram from clown dick.

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>>145099359
After dying for the first time I'd realize my weakness in this crazy world and find someone really strong to train me. Then I'd go off on adventure and fuck catgirl hoes everyday. And if I ever get killed hah I'll just come back lol.
Unlike Subaru I'd try not to get into situations that involve me having to go back to the same spot to die over and over, thus avoiding possible brain damage involving repeated deaths. I'd probably also try to make it a rule not to befriend people from past lives due to it probably being awkward trying to befriend them in an unnatural way( me knowing them before hand and them not know I exist. )

>>145104963
Hm... I'm not really sure how to stat the other characters in this show yet. MC is always the easiest to stat.

>>145105122
>Girl

>>145105122
>find someone really strong to train me
This is the main problem. No one will train you for free because your're nothing.

>>145105122
>And if I ever get killed hah I'll just come back lol.

>respawn point moves

He is Satella's tool, like hell he'd be allowed to just chill and not get involved with his destiny.

Though instead of working for the clown, I'd have asked to be taught magic as a pupil.

>>145105165
Ight you got me

>>145105175
Like with all great trainers I'd probably also become their lackey in some way. My labor doing whatever the fuck they want in exchange with them training me in there skills.
It's a fantasy would so that trope would probably not be that hard to find.

>>145105122
The witch has kinda set it up so you do get pulled into her business and killed if you don't succeed, though?

Yea, you must succeed in protecting Emilia, or you can have 1-3 day adventures tops.

>>145104932
Nope, the witch won't let you getaway that easily.

>>145104723
>Intelligence: 11

fucking kek thanks for the good laugh anon

>>145104932
No because Puck would destroy the world if Emilia dies. Subaru saving Emilia is central to this world's destiny basically

>>145102941
Is it gay if I'd let him impregnate my boypussy?

>>145105506
Except Reinhard kill Puck and the world continue on as normal.

>>145105506
Reinhardt

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>>145105120
She doesn't want to be saved.

>>145105575
She doesn't know the truth. And my hands are much better.

>>145103916

>>145104196

This is actually a great theory. It's the first time I heard Pandora was a character here in this series. I wouldn't be surprised if this show took another Greek mythology into the mix by saying there's an even bigger sin lying around.

>>145103481
>>-Al's story never becomes relevant even up until Arc 6
>A human other than the MC being summoned is still a crucial information whether it becomes relevant later on or not. It got skipped which shows Tappei doesn't have full control here.

No. It's because it will just raise questions that never become relevant again. If Al is indeed going to be relevant they'll easily insert a scenario for him to reveal it.


>>-Satella's appearance was said to be forgotten by Subaru once he woke up
>Please tell me you're not trolling here.

I'm not. Pay attention to the weekly discussion going around and you'll see my point.

>>-Because he's still fucking torn and he wanted to respect Rem's decision.
>Rem never said he couldn't pick her.

That's because if he did pick her he'd settle for mediocrity and defeat. Rem has an even bigger noble motive. And that was to uphold her their promise of expecting the best of each other. That is why she wouldn't let Subaru give up.

>>During that talk at ep 18, Subaru just had a budding feeling when Rem said she really loved him in a deeper sense.

>Literally none of that was shown or even implied in episode 18.

Did you even fucking watch the episode? This is too much for me to even let it slip. Literally she was the only one who expected anything from him and even said not a light word as like but literally a deeper word like love.

>>145105429
I don't understand what you find funny about it. Is it too high? too low? What is it?

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>>145105705
She knows, and they're not.

>>145105175
>This is the main problem. No one will train you for free because your're nothing.
Arguably, can anyone stop you from getting rich if you reset enough?

You can do market manipulations like no one can, even criminal ones (e.g. steal a rich man's shit or sell your smartphone for a great price, successfully burn down all warehouses in a city, then sell food acquired from a neighboring village).

Or you can just steal shit. You'll even know exactly how to get away with it.

>>145105575

Yeah... Roswaal nearly kills Ram later on. I'm pretty sure that after that, she won't mind being saved.

>>145105711

Isn't pandora part of the lesser sins?

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>>145105790
I'm pianist

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>>145101041
this a thousand times over. My opinion on this guy dropped significantly after the last episode.

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I guess all of Subaru's current problems stem from one key fuck up.
If Subaru hadn't made an ass of himself in front of all those knights or had just stayed home with rem during that time he would have just gone back with Emillia like normal.
Then after dying during the first Witch Cult attack and respawning he could have just warned the clown and everyone to make sure they'd be protected.
Why did Impreza have to turn into such a cringy fuck after that point? I really liked him before then.

>>145105790
Lewd.

>>145106060
>hy did Impreza have to turn into such a cringy fuck after that point?
Rewatch episode 18. It was baby's first TOLD for him

>>145105711
>>145105888

>[Spoiler]Vainglory (虚飾): Pandora can rewrite phenomenon in her favor as many times as she wants. Using this, she can negate her death, bury people into the ground instantly, teleport people without leaving any trace of their actions behind, and change people's memories. Although she can't control the Kurohebi with her power, she is able to direct it to wherever she wants.[/Spoiler]

What the fuck is this shit? That power is crazy as fuck and what makes it worse is that she's still fucking alive and not a spirit?

>>145099359
>Rem has blue hair
>Ram has red hair
>Rem is best girl
Rei is love
Asuka a shit

Just do a All You Need Is Kill and become useful

>>145106374
There is no guns and exosceletons.

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>>145106341

>Red is the new Pink

>>145106430
>rgb(255,192,203)
actually thats a lot more blue than i thought, and green too.

>>145106060
The only fucked up thing is his head. He is absolutely not stuck, he is just dumb.

Yes, the dragon-drawn carts can actually reach the village / mansion in time. So a monster follows you on the way? Dodge it. Or try sending a fucking letter written by Rem instead of going yourself. Or see if the capital's material stocks don't allow you to build a bomb that could murder a witch cult and/or a monster.

>>145099359
>Immediately gather as much information as I can about the world I was just transported to, where I am inside of it, rules of society, technology available, how magic works, etc
>Find out as much information about Return From Death as I could
>Makes friends and allies, get to know some people. If Emelia and company I would befriend them in entirely different ways that aren't autistic.
>Start learning how to read, write, have basic combat skills, and how to use my rare incredibly versatile magic type instead of letting it go to waste by using it as a cheap plan B for underhanded tactics.
>Research my ass off about the history witch and how I could be connected to her. Look for leads.
>Respect knights as I would a police officer or person in the armed services. Ask to enlist and learn many valuable things.
>Befriend knights and people of power who could aid me in troubled times.
>Strengthen my friendship with Rem and Ram but assure them it will never be romantic.
>Use my cell phone in more creative ways, and change out of the autistic smelly tracksuit.

Just some things any reasonable decently intelligent person would do.

I'd partner up with jewloli to get rich by monetizing my knowledge. With no physical or magical abilities, wealth is the only reliable way to get ahead.

>>145106583
>not collapsing in a heap of smelly autism immediately as you are greeted by otherwordly beauty and impossible fantasy creatires
>not renouncing all belief in existence and breaking mentally has your shattered indoctrinations spread in the wind

I would break down like a little shit, and would probably go full muderhobo. Fuck I'm even scared of insects.

>>145106583
You forgot
>no VICTORY shit in middle of streets unless you play with kids

How did Satella meet Subaru in the first place?

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>>145106507
Huh?

>>145106426
Yeah but there's lots of other things I can learn. Like spend months learning an advanced spell, die, and then use that spell to win a tournament for lots of money. I'm giving this way too much thought.

>>145099359
Stopped the studio from letting such trash be aired.

>>145099359
I would grind because I am not a lazy retard. Continuously dying would make anyone who is not retarded get up off his lazy butt and grind.

>>145099359
Grind and bully Beatrice for the rest of my days

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>>145099359
Find means of income like a job or something, learn the written language in my free time. Train to fight with a sword. Once I'm good and established as a normal member of this society, find a means of return to my world because I actually don't hate my life here. Probably before Puck destroys the world, but then again, I can return by death, with all the shit I learned, I can get a headstart.

>>145101766
so Satella is the reason he's there?
why?

>>145107612
it's a mystery

>>145099617

>Still wouldn't have embarrassed myself in front of all those knights

Because it´s a important event for Subaru can talk with royal candidates and built his private army vs Giant Whale and Beteguelse

>>145101618
the left image is far better than most people could ever hope to do

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>>145099359
I would do nothing.
How could I do wrong?

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>>145107326
How rude

>>145103832
>disaster for a plot
I think RE:0 is a decent and amusing anime, but that line describes about half the fucking characters in the show. Author went out of their way to make world as silly as possible.

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>>145099627
Yea but you would still retain your knowledge of magic after very death so you'd still get better and better over time. Maybe after like 100 world restarts you'd actually know enough about magic to be a helpful part of the series.

I want to see him raise and then fall in the bottom

>>145099359

I would use my power to become isekai lelouch

Can tactics beat strategy?

>>145099359
I'd suck Reinhard's dick, declare myself his new Bitch/Bro for life, and throw him at my enemies.

>>145106706
>>no VICTORY
Of course not. I'd sing the Final Fantasy level up jingle whenever something good happened

>>145106900
>respawn point moves

>>145103605
spoil me, I want to know how much of a shitshow this will become

I feel like if Subaru just had a gun almost
all of his problems would have been solved.

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I would Ram Rem if you catch my continental drift

>>145108050
This is the best logic of the thread

>I wouldn't do like Subaru, that took ~20 deaths to be useful to the plot and the everyone
>I would just kill myself 100+ times to learn magic and THEN try to be useful

Sometimes you guys lose the focus. And that if we even ignore if its possible to keep mental sanity after 100+ suicides

tell the other bitches to help save emilia tan, or puck fucks everithing, easy as that

>>145108355
I would ram rom and rim rem

>>145108314
No, they wouldn't be.

Not to mention him having a weapon and would automatically make him even more suspicious and get him killed even faster.

>>145099359
>not declaring myself a knight of first half-elven chick I threw my spagetti at
>not going all "I'll make you love me!' over twins who decided that I'm an enemy and should be destroyed the moment they saw me
>try to stick with chill sword dude, at least to learn a bit more about a world
>try to get as far as possible from a place, where I pissed off sanic-fast murderbitch
>realise that I'm just a normal guy in a world of superpowered motherfuckers who shit magic after my first lethal fuckup
>remember Bill Murray

>>145108375
Not really because when the cat ends everybody she kills them really fast so you wouldn't really feel it Unlike most of Subarus deaths. If worst comes to worst at the end of every timeline you'd just have think of a fast way to die. It's not really that big of s deal.

>>145099359
>What would you have done if you were in his shoes instead?

I'd still be stuck on the first arc since I'm not Jackie Chan.

>>145108433
How the fuck would anybody even know what a gun is?

>It's a
>Here's what I'd do with months of hindsight rather what I'd do as a person thread

>>145108433
It's all fun and games until you run out of ammo

In all truth I'd be even more slothful.

>>145108570
No I'm pretty sure most would immediately start learning magic at the first chance they got. I know I would.

>>145108610
>Start learning magic
How?

>>145108655
Go ask somebody to teach it to you for the cellphone or for work.

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Again and Again and Again

>>145108465
>she

>>145108678
>Somebody
You're still on the how part.

>>145108691
Can you prove it's a boy? I'll wait.

>>145099698
>Groundhog Day
its called powerplay tho

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>>145108598

>>145099433
But your power is not a luxury, its a curse by someone crazy that wants you
>Ignore the bitches and decide to rank up by yourself
>You become successful and a big power in the country
>Years pass, you meet a girl you eventually make your wife and have children
>Time passes, you're on your deathbed and you've done everything you wanted
>Finally close your eyes and die
>Suddenly wake up confused, young again and standing in that one spot you were summoned in

so why does he not buy the lottery?

>>145108706
How how would it be to find a magic user in a city? You act like it would be hard. I could see if it was a small town but their in a huge city.

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>>145108706
>Surrounded by people who know magic
>how

>>145108465
It's only fast if you are really close.

Pretty sure you still dies from the cold alone and suffers a lot.

Yet, we still can't prove if its possible to keep your sanity levels up after suiciding multiple times.

>>145108748
Especially this. Because he can go back in time he can make crazy money and with that money buy protection and training.

>>145108504
They'd most likely assume it's ametia, like his phone. The fact that'd he'd hold it on him at all times, take it out with him, and reach for it at the first sign of trouble would also clue them in. Also this>>145108579,

>>145108760
>>145108786
>magicians are quite rare
>they will stop their own agendas to help a literal nobody train
>because reasons

>>145100353
Stubbing your little toe, is a fate worse than death.
I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemies.

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>>145102230
>Rem is Subaru's Puck

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>>145101041
>Not marrying both Rem and Emilia
>Not wanting to have Oni AND Elf children

I would have avoided the people who murdered me instead of trying to be their friend

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>>145108891
what about stubbing your elbow

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Be the hero of justice that this world needs. Be willing to die over and over again until I can protect all of their smiles. What that world needs is healing.