You wake up with no memories and this girl tells you that she's

>>144491115

Tell her she got a grating voice.

Fuck the girl that keeps saying "GOZARU".

>>144491115
Grab her chest.

How it feels and how she reacts will tell me everything I need to know.

>>144491115
Sate my craving for pizza sauce.

>>144491115
Unzip dick and demand she prove it.

Ask her why she smells like semen.

Rape immediately.

Find out more about her and myself. She seems cute.
I miss her, /a/

USED GOODS

>>144491487
>>144491769
She wasn't a slut, nor used goods...
wat

>>144491469
This is probably the best response. If she is your girlfriend she will do it, if not you caught her lying.

>>144491115
Get pissed at the script writer because her falling in love with me makes no sense after the timetravel erased all the relationship development.

>>144492015
/a/ really thinks this

>>144492015
>girlfriend are made for pure sex
>not sexfriend
I can smell your virginity anon and it stinks

>>144491115
Tell her/him their wrong

>>144492056
>with me
getting all self-insert are we?

>>144493340
>he thinks virginity is an insult on /a/

>>144491115
Tits and bj or get the fuck out.

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>>144491115
Get a better one.

>>144491115
...Be her boyfriend?

>>144493865
>boyfriend
Pleb

>>144491115
Be happy for the first time in my life.

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>>144494085

How do you know that you used to be miserable if you wake up with no memories?

>>144494280
I don't. That's why I'll be happy.

>>144491115
Who are you?

>>144491115
I tell her it ain't gonna suck itself

>When I went to the auditions, we were handed scripts. I remember that it bewildered me to see the pretty illustrations next to lines that were so unimaginably nasty. And when I got Tomori’s part, the staff said to me, “please don’t perform Tomori purely. It’s better if she’s soiled.”
what did they mean by this?

>>144491115
She seems cute enough, and I'd go along with it for awhile, but deep inside I would question why I hooked up with her instead of a loli.

>>144494569
shes pretty much a loli

>>144494331
That's deep.

>>144494840
...that's what she said...

>>144494085
If you need a waifu to make yourself happy, then you need to work on turning your life around.

How the fuck would I know how I'd react with no memories?

I'd probably just go along with whatever she told me and if I enjoy it just blindly accept that, and if I'm unhappy start to question if she's really telling me the truth about my old life.

>>144494976
It's not the waifu that will make me happy, but the loss of memories.

>>144491115
Naively go along with everything she says, because with no memories I'd have no reason to think she's lying.

The worst that could happen probably isn't as bad as waking up alone and with no memories.

>>144493721
It is, but only for especially extreme case, like walk you're waifu home gently.