>sell cellphone >get a load of cash >have a custom six

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>>144361982
It's like you've never fallen in love before.

I do not understand what you're trying to say, OP.

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>>144362139
It kind of is, huh?

>>144362184
Of all the flavors he could have chosen, and he wanted to have suffering.

>>144361982
You miss the part where he was cursed into loving Emi Tan and might suffer atrociously if he is separated from her for too long.

>>144363873
Gee, it's almost like he has no choice but to love her or something.

>>144362139
with all the series is done so far I would not be surprised if they eventually push the fact he only liked her because she seemed like the typical heroine character.

Hell he already has a better relationship with rem.

>Find out you can revive
>Devote a life to learning a certain art, like magic n shiet
>Kill self
>Back at square one, but now know magic n shiet
>Repeat until become talented in everything I want
If any of you wouldn't do that in that situation, you're idiots.

>>144365198
while I agree, it seems that the smell builds up every time more and more in this show, and we don't know the ramifications yet, so it might be limited in some way.

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>>144362139
How'd you know?

The popularity of musicians--especially the Beatles--is dictated by the time they are in. No one in RE Zero would fucking get the beatles.

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>>144361982
Like a Chapman stick? More than six, though.

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>>144361982
>rewrite everything by the beatles
wew lad

>>144365198
>Spend 10 years learning a skill
>During that time you can't build relationships with people, because it's always being resetted.
>You find yourself losing all capabilities of social interaction, treating people like objects
>become a social recluse
>Die alone

>>144365613
>losing all capabilities of social interaction
We can't lose what we dont have

>>144365613
>lose all capabilities of social interaction
>devote a life to learn how to not be a Tomoko2.0
>Problem solved
>Kill self
Win-Win

>>144361982
There are already isekai WNs that do these kinds of things. Read them.

>>144365613
Don't you mean become evil fantasy warlord with high magicks

>>144364101
>>144362139

It's called Idolization, not love.

He has her pussy on a pedestal.

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>>144365796
>reading

Jesus H. fucking Christ who let the nerds in here

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>>144365613
>Become motherfucking Big Hat Logan.

>>144367533
logan a shit ,quelana best girl.

>>144365613
>losing all capabilities of social interaction, treating people like objects
The protagonist doesn't have any of that and already treats everyone as objects. He has no big thing to loss.

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>>144361982
Boy does that guy look cold.

>>144361982
why couldnt we have the buhrsuhrk anime be somewhat intense like that

>>144367876
you could say , he pretty much lost his head about this shit

>>144365198
Subaru's savepoints move whether he wants them to or not. Especially when he does not.

If he sits around for years learning magic and then respawns a few days before his death, with Rem, Emilia, and countless others irretrievably dead, It would be a pretty major dickpunch.

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>>144365613
>Die alone

Yeah like i'll die with hundreds of people standing by my side for me.

>>144367928
What do you mean? You guys have already gotten Rape Horse don't you?

>>144368400
i am talking about the whole thing

the execution of the cgi style killed the biggest part of the athmosphere , like playing a good game at literal 8 fps

ridiciulous camera movement , unreasonably low framerate , cardboard faces , and animators will most likely pussy out from lost children arc.

and i am not even complaining about the CLANG

>>144368400
Even rapehorse was missing his trademark horsecock.

>>144361982
I would watch this.

>>144361982
I've just gotten to episode 12, and Subaru is making a stupid decision to follow the half-elf despite her asking him not to when I decided to stop it.

Is this where the real suffering begins as Subaru makes stupid fucking decisions? Does he get better or is it just 6 episodes of cringeworthy bullshit after this?

I'm starting to understand why Subaru eventually went for Rem, because he probably sabotaged whatever relationship he could have had with Emilia; and Rem being a desperately lonely maid with trust issues would probably go for the first dick that treated her nicely.

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How long would this cute girl last?

>>144362139
This.
Emilia worth the risk.

>>144364101
Both are one sided love.

>>144361982
Can Subaru even sing?

Honestly, out of all the things people have suggested Subaru could do, this has to be the weirdest one.

>>144369267
Depends. Are all of the other characters gender-swapped as well?

>>144369191
Someone dissuade me please, I'm about to drop the series because I'm worried it's just going to be consecutive episodes of Subaru being a dumbass from here on out, when I've enjoyed it up until now.

>>144369267
Gang raped on day 1.

>>144369494
Nope. They're all the same. Fem!Subaru is just going for the yuri route.

>>144369267
I giver her 2 weeks.

>>144369510
He mans up in Ep 18

>>144369191
>>144369510

Drop it please. Never look back. You'll be doing everyone a favor.

>>144369546
Who the fuck would rape her on day one? I say her odds should be about the same, until she goes, "Fuck the Knights!", but would Julius still beat her down?

>>144369680
>Who the fuck would rape her on day one?
Me.

>>144369764
>Me
N-no, that's now how it works. Granted she'd definitely be weaker than her male counterpart, so she'd definitely be at a disadvantage. I can see her latching onto Reinhard more than male Subaru though.

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I watched from episode 01 to 15 yesterday and today, but now I have to wait for new episodes.
KUYASHII! I'm really up for more time travel series, but can't think of anything besides besides S;G and Erased.

This is why I try to watch only complete series.

>>144370111
Me and my two anons would stumble upon her in an alley on day 1 and brutally rape her. There's no way we wouldn't do that.

>>144369191
Well, thanks for the spoilers, asshole.

>>144370200
>>144370342
Fuck off

>>144370385
Why?

>>144361982
Jack Finney is that you?

I thought you died

>>144366901
welcome to 99% of all romances in anime

>>144365198
Yes, trying to abuse a magic ability that not only requires your death but is also under the complete control of a psychotic omnicidal witch is definitely a good idea.

>>144369557
>a naïve everygirl makes a promise to save a generic, all-loving girl who is somehow connected to the plot and slowly turns into a broken, cynical stalker after failing to save her multiple times because of time travel powers.

Wow, just like my mahou shoujo.

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Who says all the humans and creatures would like the Beatles in that land.

>>144370430
why r u in this thread if u care about anime spoilers?

>>144369680
you forget the gang of thugs MC ran into right after he found himself in the other world? yeah, that would be faster than day one and more like hour one.

>>144369606
It's a fucking cartoon mate, no need to be melodramatic about it.

>>144369510
Subaru is going to be cringeworthy for a couple of episodes, he gets his development at episode 18 but otherwise he makes a lot of mistakes that can't be taken back.

>>144361982
Something people tend to forget is that we have been watching this series longer than he's been in this world, even considering the loops.

A little kid in a magical world of horror isn't something you can easily adjust to

>>144361982
>Six strings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_hljrej7TA

>>144370762
Subaru's encounters (with the one exception) didn't have him being on the losing side though. Plus, they didn't try to rape Priscilla, so why would they try to rape girly Subaru?

>>144362210
>yfw KKK gonna visit da 'hood

>>144361982
Al would out him.

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>>144370611
>homura eventually turns into the ultimate evil to save her waifu

>>144361982
>sell cellphone
>get a load of cash
>stay in the town and spend the money with fantasy whores
>living a dream
>decided to be famous
>but few days later after the sale the cellphone batery died and the buyer finds you and wants another one or the money back
>you tell him to fuck off
>the buyer call the knights
>the knights arrest you by selling a "fake" product
>go to jail
>get raped
>kill himself
>respawn in the jail
>get raped again

The first thing to do after sell the cellphone is get out here. So, if you want to be famous, you'll have to be elsewhere. sorry my bad english

>>144369472
He's a bit corny but I think he can..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShyWQRpkWh0

>>144370596
True but still not love.

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Being Subaru is suffering

>>144370651
Teenage girls will like the Beatles no matter what dimension. If Subaru just dressed skimpy or something while he played "And I Love You" or "Hard Day's Night" or some shit, it doesn't matter the teenage girls or the species, if they have never experienced anything like that they WILL be wet and there will ALWAYS conveniently be some happy merchant in the vicinity getting wet at the idea of making more cunnies wet for more monnies.

>>144370857
I thought of this when I first watched the show though. Any rational person's thought process would not be "I'm going to a dark alley to do protagonist things," even a teenager would think "well, were can I find a place to stay, what skills to I have to show, can I get to know anyone, etc."

The point of this show is not about a poor normal boy being transported into a shitty world and failing because the world is harsh (don't get me wrong the world IS harsh), but I mean Subaru was a failure and a loser before teleported anyway. I think most anons would do much better than him. I like him as a character, but he is supposed to be kind of stupid.

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>>144370600
What could possibly go wrong?

>>144365198

>train all you life in magic and shit
>kill self
>your body has reverted to before you trained in magic and shit
>your magic gate is completely undeveloped
>you can't use magic and shit
>realize you're a literal retard
>go shitpost on re:zero threads

ftfy

>>144367533

>become a third tier NPC that nobody cares about

>>144361982
>>144365198
>>144365266
>>144365613
Subaru's position is slightly different than other time-looping heroes since he's there at the whim of the witch. He doesn't know anything about it other than he can't tell anyone about it and it seems directly related to Emilia.

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>>144374133
We've been saying this since day one.
Multiple times per thread.
Nobody on /a/ reads any thread they are in, always ask the same questions, and say the same complaints.
Nothing will ever change

>>144374043
>he thinks having managed to open your gate and develop your magic won't make the process significantly faster the second time around

>>144373512
Please inform us what is love then, oh wise sage.

>>144374226

>he thinks breaking in a product is suddenly made faster by having done it before to another product

>>144374283
Sure my peasant fellow. Here is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09m0B8RRiEE

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>>144361982
Implying beetles music would be good in their era. Use your brain, Beetles was very new age music and old people hated it. You would be better off doing Celtic music or some shit.

>>144375916
>old people hated it

That's kinda the point now, isn't it?

>>144361982
>Invent steam engine
>become rail baron

>Invent electric generator
>Invent electric motor

>Be responsible for two industrial revolutions.

>>144376121
First off
>Invent steam engine and electricity
>In a world that has fucking magic

Secondly, just because you invent the steam engine doesn't mean you suddenly get an industrial revolution. Basic steam engines have been around since late antiquity in Rome, Greece, and China, the industrial revolution didn't happen because some nigger figured out how to move shit with steam, it was a complex interaction of various social and political changes, population migration and density, and economic factors that lead to mass manufacturing of goods gaining popularity and triumphing over traditional means of production, and really the industrial revolution really began over century before the steam engine gained traction, with manufacturing based on water powered mills, the technology for which has existed since the 3rd century BC.

>>144375916
>celtic """music"""

>>144361982
>>re write everything by the beatles
What if the people of this world have good taste?

>>144378029
oh, you

>>144362139
Unhealthy obsession =/= love.

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>>144378029
>people
>good taste
AAAAHHHHH,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Does this show have a manga? I saw you guys freaking about about a chapter for something this week, thought this show had something to do with it?

>>144362139
Why does he like her?
All I can tell is that shes pretty and she helped him once the first time. The exact same thing can be said of Rem, or any other of the opening girls.

>>144381334
This is honestly my main problem with the series, and maybe they're kind of addressing it with the recent eps? They potentially are saying that Subaru doesn't actually love her but just has puppy dog love. I hope that's where it goes at least.

>>144381334
It's not a normal type of love. Subaru is fucked in the head. But to him, it's a true kind of thing.

>>144381501
>Implying the writers are clever enough to intend this and are not just socially awkward fucks who've only ever felt this kind of """love"""

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>>144381570
>ignoring the fact that they're deliberately not showing Subaru's backstory in the anime so far

>>144381630
Good point, but god is it taking its time trying to fucking subvert this shit.

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

>>144381808
Listen here nigga, Aphrodite's Child is one of the best concept rock bands of all time but no one ever talks about them.

>>144381808
Not this shit again.

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>implying this won't be Subaru's final form towards the end

>>144361982
>Sell cellphone
>Get load of cash
>Make a rifle and bullet
>Give them to Crusche
>Work hard to win Crusche pussy.
>Get Crusche pussy
>Die a happy man.
>Repeat

>>144382911
>rifle and bullet
How are you going to get access to the forge or materials you need for that? and what's going to make it better than magic or sword hax?

>>144383127
Magical bullets

>>144381808
Replace Beatles with Evangelion, Rock with Mecha, and you start to see how this works the same with anime.

>>144381808
They're pretty influential though. I mean the fact that most adults know all of their songs by heart, even the ones who weren't really even the Beatles's generation speaks a lot. And about the whole popularity thing: classical and jazz are really different at this point in time from rock. As of right now, rock is essentially just another form of pop music. Is the goal of pop music not to be popular?

Back to the whole classical thing, classical music was never really super popular. It was typically funded by the aristocrats, and it's always been what the snobby people and the intellectuals like, so naturally, it will be respected, and naturally, what is considered "great" will be far more objective than what is considered great by rock critics, who probably have communications degrees or journalism degrees or some shit that has nothing to do with music.

Jazz is kind of a mixture between the other two genres in question here when it comes to criticism. It started off as pop but became music for musicians fairly quickly.

In short, Jazz critics and classical critics are obviously going to be more critical in their analysis of the past because their forms of music are usually made for musicians without huge consideration for popularity. Rock is mostly all about popularity, so it is only logical that a group as iconic and ubiquitous as the Beatles is considered "influential." Of course, whether they're "great" or not is subjective, but I wouldn't say rock critics are "blinded" by commercial success, more that they logically look at commercial success like anyone in the rock and roll world would.

/wall of autism

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>>144383330
>replying to a troll copypasta from /mu/ seriously

>>144383127
>How are you going to get access to the materials?
They have a merchants guild along with mines for the materials.

Ironwork shops have to exist.

>What's going to make it better than magic or sword hacks?
Guns will phase out swords and add magic to it, Guns will be broke as fuck. A new generation of warfare will be born in that world, that will probably kill a lot of people.

In my pursuit of Crusche pussy I did nothing wrong, even if it started a few conflicts/wars/got a lot of people killed.

>>144383330
You just got tricked

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>>144383391
>>144383488
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

FUCK /mu/ AND THEIR SHITTY BOARD THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING REDDITORS AND HIROSHIMA SHOULD DELETE THEIR SORRY EXCUSE OF A BOARD

>>144361982
>cellphone still works a month and a week after he gets transported to the fantasy world

Did he take out the battery when he first got there and only use it in emergencies or something?

>>144363805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTMxjADudbc

>>144383571
It's a flip phone, it's probably got pretty good battery life.

>>144373964
>Subaru was a failure and a loser before teleported anyway.
[Spoiler]only when compared to his father[/spoiler]

>>144383601
>30+ days

That's really stretching my suspension of disbelief.

>>144383330
Influence doesn't matter newfag. Rock still is pop music, so is jazz.

>It was typically funded by the aristocrats, and it's always been what the snobby people and the intellectuals like
Not true redshit

Jazz is music for bad musicians that want to stroke themselves

>>144383576
https://youtu.be/iicTW-PQ9S8

>>144381808
Ellington and Coltrane are supremely important jazz musicians. However, jazz critics in the real world, as opposed to the imaginary jazz critics in your head, have long recognised that Louis Armstrong is as important, and possibly more so. Here’s Martin Williams in The Jazz Tradition: ‘If we take the most generally agreed-upon aesthetic judgments about jazz music, the first would undoubtedly be the dominant position and influence of Louis Armstrong — and that influence is not only agreed upon, it is easily demonstrable from recordings.’ And here’s Richard Cook in his Jazz Encyclopedia: ‘[…C]ontemporary jazz celebrities such as Wynton Marsalis have insisted on the primacy not only of the universally acknowledged early work but the rest of Armstrong’s oeuvre as a potent and powerful legacy. If the world’s music still swings today, it is in large part because of what he was first doing, eight decades ago.’ Here’s Whitney Balliett, writing in the Fifties: ‘For all that, he [Armstrong] has managed, as the purest of all jazz musicians, to be an infallible definition of just what jazz is.’ Here’s Ted Gioia, in his History of Jazz: ‘Surely no body of work in the jazz idiom has been so loved and admired as the results of these celebrated sessions, the immortal Hot Fives and Hot Sevens. In historical importance and sheer visionary grandeur, only a handful of other recordings — the Ellington band work of the early 40s, the Charlie Parker Savoy and Dial sessions, the Miles Davis recordings of the late 50s come to mind — can compare with them. Certainly none can surpass them.’ And here’s Village Voice jazz critic Gary Giddins, the author of a book-length study of Armstrong, writing in Visions of Jazz: ‘If the twentieth century has proven to be the American era in music — an assessment made with increasing frequency and growing confidence — it can also be characterized as the Armstrong era.’

>>144374098
>become a legendary third tier NPC that lasts until the third installment of the game
Not half-bad.

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>>144383867
>Jazz is music for bad musicians

Nope, I'm not falling for bait twice. Nice try though, if I were somehow any more stupid than I already am I might've written a well-thought out counter-argument.

>>144384048
No, jazz actually is for bad musicians.

Good musicians aren't egomaniacs that need to be noticed and praised, the music is more important than them.

With jazz, the musicians are more important than the music; it's the same thing that happens with pop music.

So why differentiate it from pop music?

>>144384285
You are really stupid

>>144362139

those boobs oh my god its so good i wanna squeeze it

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>>144384285

>>144382832
that's Al.

>>144384338
You're very upset

i would tell the anon who has the beetles obsession to go to /mu/ but im guessing they kicked him out for being a twat

>>144361982
>keep cellphone
>be gifted by deus ex machina with Emilia's phone number
>? ? ? ?
>uncover the TRUE NATURE OF LOVE

Isn't Lexus only made to be infatuated wih Emilia by the witch?

>>144361982
His cellphone will be out of battery soon, unless he carries his solar power bank and charging cable everywhere.
So selling it as soon as possible is wise before it becomes junk.

Who else is excited for volume 1 tomorrow? I can't wait to catch up with the anime in a few years!

>>144361982
quick question:

will he ever open the handphone and found out the picture he take from previous live is still there?

>>144383571
Nip phones tend to have solar recharge function. Expecially flip ones.

>>144384567
>implying Al isn't a better future version of Soboro

>>144385970
He's a fucking neet.
What kind of picture do you think he would even snap?

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>>144361982
>Why doesn't he just kill himself
>Why isn't he min-maxing his abilities?
>Why isn't he going balls of steel and exploring different possibilities?

Except Subaru did all of that shit in an AU

http://ncode.syosetu.com/n2267be/430/

Emilia got mind-broken and full yandere with Subaru viewing her as nothing but a doll
Ram hates him because he technically "killed" her sister Rem
Rem is as good as dead
Beatrice is in such a sorry state that she can't even take a step without mentally breaking down
Elsa became his secret agent causing more harm than good
Reinhardt HATES him
Rosewaal is doing more atrocious shit than before
Subaru ends up being a hollow shell that kills himself because you asked how the weather is like

This is what happens you shrews.
NOW FUCK OFF

>>144362139
>love
fucking jap. No wonder they have low birth rate.

>>144362139
>It's like you've never fallen in love before.
i did it was fun seeing her hook up with a better guy

>>144390217
Ram doesn't hate him. She just only has her heart 100% for roswaal and mentally can't bring herself to care about others because of the contract she had with roswall.
Reinhardt doesn't hate him since he doesn't know that it was toyota who convinced felt to abandon reinhardt leaving him shocked. If he knew he would 10000% go apeshit and murder toyota

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>>144361982
>sell cellphone

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>>144362139

>>144361982
>>sell cellphone
HUUUUH???

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>>144390217
>Beatrice is in such a sorry state that she can't even take a step without mentally breaking down

Explain

>>144361982
Musicians would earn a pittance, there's no platform for its commercialization. You'd probably die before you even begin to implement anything like it, especially considering how much more dangerous that whole world is.