Be honest /a/ how would they had turn out if they were in a shounen

I wondered how long until the next thread.

>>144185150
>they were in a shounen manga?
They are in a shounen manga.

>>144185335
>They are in a shounen manga.
He they meet their fate tells otherwise

>>144185508
Even shounen series can be edgy you know.

>>144185508
Do you even know what shounen is?

A new general arises.

>>144185150
>What would they had learn if they had survive their deadly encounter of Goblin.
NO
>Would it had change their perspective on adventuring?
NO

You know, the main feature of most shounen out there are MC doing what it's right even if they take the worst path of action possible but getting the most positive outcome possible.

They would win and learn nothign at all, then the next adventure they would do exactly the same and win again until eventually they would be defeated without actual harm for any of them, would train and would do the same thing again.

That's how mainstream shounens roll, is not about learning anything, is about good guys suceeding.

Like anyone else here i like Goblin Slayer but I think you should stop making threads

>>144185873
I haven't seen the recent threads but these responses have been autistic. I would also like the threads to stop if that's fine.

>>144186011
This is /a/ our responses will always be autistic

>>144185150
Same scenario with the goblin ambush, mage getting knocked out first, but then when Monk Girl gets grappled by the hobgoblin and Warrior guy gets overwhelmed, Goblin Slayer shows up to save the day.

The kids get out very injured, but with enough resolve to train better and more seriously.

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>>144185335
>They are in a shounen manga
>Published in Monthly Big Gangan

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>>144185150
GASOLINE. ISN'T. FUCKING. FLAMMABLE. Who the fuck came out with this shitty meme?

>>144192181
>gasoline isnt flammable
what the fuck are you talking about?

>>144192256
How about you use google and find out?

>>144192383
hey did you know that any time gasoline is exposed to air it'll burn just fine?

>>144192589
>hey did you know that any time gasoline is exposed to air it'll burn just fine?
No such thing. Gasoline isn't flammable

>>144185150

is this from the LN or is there a manga too?

>>144192801
>no such thing
what

>>144192811
>is this from the LN or is there a manga too?
Manga

>>144185150
Shame about that Witch.
She looked a real qt.

why didn't the goblins keep the Witch as a pet? they had already destroyed her staff.

Is this series the new Akame ga Kill?

>>144193456
>Is this series the new Akame ga Kill?
Who knows. A lot of series will put out a lot of edginess right at the start to get people hooked and create a sense of foreboding and risk, but then it never actually goes anywhere for the rest of the run.

>>144193556
god damn that goblin is working that shaft.

>>144185150
>Goblin Slayer
>either the main party never make any progress and get stronger or the author pull up some bullshit to make goblins "strong" as he has been doing
pretty shitty options desu desu author made a huge mistake.

>>144193556
Really is a shame she had to die...just love her design.

>>144193882
>Really is a shame she had to die...just love her design.
probably would have turn out to be a bitch. she hated priestess

>>144194282
Maybe there's some kinda rivalry between Sorcerers and Priests in this setting, like in Dragon Age.

What happened to fighter girl?

Last thing I saw was her getting a group struggle snuggle, then Goblin Slayer showed up and they acted like she was never there

>>144194932
she got et

>>144185335
Just like Kingdom. I'm sure these kids will reincarnate into Rigan kids just in time for Uncle Kanki to show up at their front door.

>>144185150
>hey were in a shounen manga?
Shounen isn't a genre, fuckwit.

>>144195745
>Shounen isn't a genre, fuckwit.
He never said shounen was a genre

>>144194932
found her with the captured village girls, all mindbroken from rape

>>144185694
Please, generals are for losers.
The only reason this one keeps popping up is because it's the edgiest (not necessarily the worst written) one to date.

>>144197107

>adventurers being stupid cunts
>not the worst written

Give me a worse written edgy fantasy.

>>144197197
>literal children being stupid cunts and overestimating themselves
>badly written

>>144185765

>HxHxInfinity

>>144185765
This. I'm glad they died. Retards thought they were special and shit.

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>>144185150

the killboner that GS has for the gobs is over the top hilarious.

also, is it implied that the goblin babies come from raped girls?

>>144198539

>no female goblins to be found hidden with the children

It's not child-killing if it isn't your own kind.

>>144198539
Such is the way in Re:Monster.
Such it is here.

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>>144198332
>>They're as strong as little kids and just as smart. Whats to prepare?

Little kids can fuck your shit up, It just takes the right one or few.

>>144199107

Kids are damn scary in GS universe. Like, if they could snap a staff in two, I'd be cautious too.

>>144199252
The have the strength of a chimp

>>144199107
Spoil that shit man.

>>144192181
It's explosive. Kerosene is flammable. Petroleum is explosive.

>>144192181
moron

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Should have hired a dwarf.

The buy was also raped?

Chapter 3 fucking when?

Is there any website with the translated novels?

>>144200669
the fighter was a girl also

>>144200749
>Chapter 3 fucking when
on the 25th of this month

>>144199107
>kids
A random gobbo take a knife through throat and still standing on his feet. How many soldier can do the same thing?

>>144200783
>How many soldier can do the same thing?
Slavic Soldiers have been know to survive worse

>>144199548

Warrior-kun said otherwise. Then again, his source is most probably from those veteran adventurers he heard stories from.

>>144200823
Slavic women can't chunk out a baby Slav every half an hour either.

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>>144200843
>Warrior-kun said otherwise. Then again, his source is most probably from those veteran adventurers he heard stories from.
Knowing that he brought a long-sword into a cave. he might not be the most reliable source

>>144200939
You need to go a bit further south of the Balkan peninsular for that.

>>144200769
Bulls hit I'd fighter was a girl (s)he would be raped with the monk instead of getting chopped to pieces

>>144201061
They killed the mage too.

If this was shounen

>the fighter uses asspull strength after seeing his friends hurt
>mage is hurt but not too badly
>monk does a WAY better job of fighting the hobgob before fighter saves her
>priestess is all watery eyed trying to heal the mage and just as the goblins close in on them GS plays the "mysterious protector/edgy loner ally" role

>>144201102
Nope Goblins are molesting her poisoned dying body.

It's the edge lord GS that slid the Mage's throat that ended her life

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>>144201061
Mage was fatally injured. Fighter was just to dangerous to be left alive. Especially since monk girl manage to kill about a few of them.

Someone also mention the hobgoblin broke her shoulder since it appear out of place when they rescued her from the sex dungeon.

Daily reminder that Goblin Slayer intentionally let them get massacred as bait

>>144185150

Goblin slayer would had arrived before they got killed and raped.

>>144201402
So much this

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Reminder to treat your Lizardbros well.

Lizardbros are 100% trustworthy and chivalrous, willing to die to save strangers.

Do not bully your Lizardbros

>>144201457
>>144201402
yeah, and if it were a shounen then he wouldn't have had a reason to be late because thered be no goblin torture either

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>>144193882
Man she was just as adamant as the fighter about not having to plan for going into a goblin den. Hell a 15 year old girl (probably the youngest in the group) knew shit was going to go down from the get go. They all deserved it.

Damn as much as i liked this it hurt. The little splatter of the Warriors background was too much. Why'd they have to kill off such a wonderful thing so quick?

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>>144185150

>>144201298
the moment that she knew she fucked up

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>>144201914
God how does it feel to know you were just fodder for the goblins. Even after your teachers told you were supposed to do great things

>>144201914
>two fireballs
>great
what do they teach these kids?

>>144201645
In a weird way young people can have more common sense than older people

>>144201954
>What do they teach these kids?
Fireball.

>>144201808
Adventurers...come out to plaaaaayyyyyyeeee

>>144201950

why did the hero thought it was a good idea to enter a goblin cave with 3 girls and with no tank or assassin?

>>144202054
Who needs tanks when you have glass cannon dps?

>>144202054
Dude! Fantasy lmao

He's gonna be the loveable idiot with a bunch of waifus backing him up obviously

>>144201954
It's basically dnd 5e, school training won't level you up.

>only a handful of chapters out
>yen press puts a license on it
Why do they ruin everything prematurely

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>>144202239
>Why do they ruin everything prematurely
Oy vey Goyim. You must pay if you wish to know what happens next.

>>144202314
>dat pout
This will never not be cute for me

>>144192181
>>144192256
Gasoline fumes are flammable, gasoline lets out a lot of fumes.

The ICE works through gasoline vapours, it's not insanely inefficient because more of the liquid can be held than the gas in a same-volume tank.

>b-but what if there's a GOOD gobbo?!

GS should have decapitated that useless cunt

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>>144202314
>novel 3 opening

every time

>>144201950

I am still mad for the witch. Such a waste for that delicious design.

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>>144202559
pretty sure she's still a mage

>>144202414

She can say that because she wasn't violated. Pretentious cunt.

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>>144201950

> Warrior-kun gets chopped into pieces

> Witch/mage gets stabbed, poisoned, ravaged and left to die slowly until GS puts her out of her misery

> Priestess gets shot by arrows but manages to get rescued by GS

> Fighter gets one-shotted by the giant goblin and then gangraped

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>>144201950

>>144202646
see
>>144202670

that swordie is a female

>>144202581
Priestess is a liberal faggot shielded from reality by conservative blood and muscle

Imagine being the parents of these kids

I can't imagine my brats undergoing such horror, and never seeing them again

>>144202559
Me too anon.

Me too.

>>144202525
All the girls want the GSD.

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>>144202926
>All the girls want the GSD
Elven booty included

>>144202922
This is the middle ages. These are probably the third children of farmers who got pushed out of their homes the minute they turned 14.

>>144202977
Why would you push out farm hands?

>>144203003
so that they don't try to contend for sucession rights

>>144203003
Because you're a poor fuck without much land to your name.

>>144202646
At least one of them survived unlike the steel ranks.

>>144192181
AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW

>>144202977
tfw no 14 year old to buy

>>144202960
That is some pretty damn good elf booty.

She doesn't die horribly, does she?

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>>144203102
The party's going to be around for a while I'd say.

>>144203281
Dwarf confirm to be best bro

>>144202922

I would be facepalming knowing I gave birth to such stupid kids.

>>144203281
>2 Priests, 1 Shaman, 1 Archer
What a shit party. Goblin Slayer should just return to his solo adventuring.

>>144196901
>mindbroken from rape
Does this actually happen or is this a nip meme?

>>144203566
>Anonymous 07/15/16(Fri)01:53:14 No.144203515 ▶
watching your friends die. and being force to appease the BGC does not do wonders on the mind.

>>144203540
but they can literally all act as support for GS

>>144203281
Is that Tiberius Stormwind?

>>144203566

>vowed at her father's grave to help others with the kungfu she learned from him
>couldn't help anyone, even herself

What do you think, anon?

>>144196901

>soon they'll realize there's no more thick goblin cock

they're nightmare is only beginning

>>144203607
>Support Goblin Slayer at the start.
>Dead weight when their heals and arrows are used up.
The party completely relies on GS for dps and is generally useless for prolonged quests or when they have to battle against a fucking lot of goblins.

>>144203658

>kids have thick dick

Get your information right, mate.

>>144203725
GS specifically needed the help of Priestess and Dwarf to kill a large group of goblins.

>>144203782
I heard they did some CoDZilla stuff with Cleric playing defense

>>144203644
>What do you think, anon?
Man, I don't even know. I'd probably get addicted to massive gob dicks and beg for more.

>>144203738
>Rape monsters
>Having small dicks
They're not kids anon, they're goblins who live for rape and plunder. It's their racial characteristic to have dicks made for mind breaking rape.

>>144203815
Stop being such a dirty fantasy-slut, anon.

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>>144203822

>>144203725
Do not know about dwarf but dragon priest can summon dragon tooth warriors(think caster)to help out the party. Or so spoilers said.

>>144203540
>It's another newfag doesn't understand the strength of CodZilla

The only dead weight is the Elf, and the Elf is bait to be raped by Goblins if things go bad

Because no species will choose to rape a Human, Dwarf, or Lizardman over raping an Elf.

this manga is ass

>>144204053

>>> tumblr

New chapter when?

>>144203973
Dwarf can intoxicate and stone blast. He can do physical attacks but is disadvantaged by his short reach and low mobility. Lizard also excels at melee due to being a lizardman.

>>144204445
Ne'er 'till maket thou it.

>a world in which goblins have balls to regularly raid villages as opposed to classic goblins who hide in some caves in remote regions and attack humans only if they are alone and lost and starving
>despise the fact that those goblins should be ranked as at least dangerous in the world of goblin slayer, they are looked down upon as lowest level mob
>children go after them and guild girls give them one warning them shut up
>children like that die REGULARLY
>their parents dont give two fucks and never tell them "Mary, my sweet daughter, never pick a fight with goblins till you are level 10 with strong party."
>people in general seem oblivious despite that manga clearly states that its common story

you fags do realize it makes no sense right? why is that every time someone point this out in those threads you respond with "This is gritty seinen kid, go read shonen."? Threads about this shit manga appear almost daily and all the fans of it act like edgy 14yo and cant be reasoned with.

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>>144204777
How many times are you going to copy and paste this shit anon?

>>144204843
>post this very first time
>some retard see lot of words and immediately claims pasta
sad

>>144204777
The author is a shit writer.

No point in saying goblins only have the strength of children when a goblin with just one hand can head slam a full grown adult.

Look how much the author regrets calling his story Goblin Slayer when the author keeps introducing Boss Monsters that don't look anything like Goblins just to try to keep his story going.

>>144202977
>American education

>>144204869
Swordsman said the goblins have the strength of children for all me know he could be lying

>>144204869
>Goblins have the strength of children.
>He didn't read the LN where its explained how Goblins are getting buffed.

Someone please tell me there will be more rape.

>>144185150
"I usually don't mind rape but GS took it too far."

>>144204965
>Someone please tell me there will be more rape.
Japs got angry because they self-inserted as the rookie group. Forcing the writer to no longer write all that dark stuff

>>144204777
This. It's very curious. Apparently, Goblins are among the most dangerous monsters that rape even high level adventurers like it's nothing, but nobody wants to admit it.

Maybe it's a subtle comment about western politics? I dunno.

>>144204965
I will write you a story about rape.
Once upon a time there was a cute adventurer. She was gold ranked or some shit and decked out with the best gear available.
Because she was bored, she went to murder some goblins, but she had "bad luck", and stepped in a bear trap.
The goblins then raped her for for many months before her body was hollowed out and used to ferment goblin beer.
The end.

>>144204965
Sure.

>>144204965
Off screen.

>>144204929
I havent read the LN either but i would like to help a poor anon out? I have no idea where to go for LN online

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Childhood friend.

>>144204965

probably not,
unless the author goes full Wolf Guy and has one of the girls get ravaged for 15+ chapters.

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>>144205180

>long sword instantly becomes useless
little nigga did not even attempt to half-sword, get stabbin ya little shit.

>>144205258
hell its not even that, she just broke the fucking FIRST rule of swordsmanship, never put your sword arm against a wall

>>144205198
>>144205180
she must be glad her osananajimi is the picture of competence in a world full of retards

>>144205287
The Fighter broke the top 5 rules of Swordsmanship:

1. Don't bring a long sword for small spaces, and don't bring a short sword for large spaces.
2. A dagger is a sword too, so don't be afraid to keep them on you.
3. Keep your eye on your opponent and don't let your thoughts and eyes wonder.
4. If its not a duel of honor, fighting dirty is allowed and you should be doing it..
5. Shields aren't for pussies, bring one.

>>144205287
True, that cave was also rather cavernous, Was just a failure due to the mangaka wishing it to be.

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>>144205258
Why would he even try when he could just punch right fucking through the Gobbo Shamins head? Besides, who brings ONLY a sword into a cave anyway? An A or a mace would have done much better

>>144205020
I'm rock hard. Post more

>>144205020
Doujin when?

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>>144205180
Big farmer tiddies

>>144205397
>Shields aren't for pussies, bring one.
Reminds me of kniggas. The two sword one is like "nigga you got two swords! Shields are for pussies." and then later goes "shields aren't actually for pussies."

>>144205553
A handsome male barbarian is killing shit cause that's what barbarians do. During his rampaging, he enters a goblin village.
The leader of the village is a goblin wizard who casts gender swap on the barbarian.
Once he's a female, he receives a -6 to STR, and gets overpowered by the little gobs.
They then rape him until he's a mindbroken cock sleeve who lusts for goblin cock.
After a few months, GS saves him, but the barbarian remains a cock hungry slut. Even after he changes back into a man.

>>144205372
More like worried about him being with other girls.

>>144205829
reminds me of that hmanga where the guy gets turned into a girl and raped by orcs until a good orc saves her

>>144205829
I'm gonna cum

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>>144205829

>barbarian
>ever loses his edge even with a genderswap

Do you even barbarian?

>>144206070
-6 is a pretty big hit to the STR lad.

>>144205008
No, the ones that got party wiped are Steel levels which are the usual goblin exterminator but are still relatively low level due to 'bad luck'. 1v1 goblins are not dangerous but their numbers are exploding so roving bands of goblin mobs are getting more common on the surface.

The Demon King just got killed offscreen by a party of Gold Adventurers so the guild was probably pre-occupied with that.

>>144205600
>>144205020
Honestly it sounds just like Asanagi's TERA doujin.

Only difference being that in that one, the Gold-Ranked Girl willingly stripped off her high-tier shit and walked into a monster lair so she could be used at their leisure.

>>144206186
Did they do the hollowing-body-out thing too?
I have autsim so I can't read doujins about series I haven't watched/played.

>>144205397
>>144205735
>Always play games with a preference towards Dual-Wielding and Zweihanders
>Shy away from shields in general
>Eventually come around to a shield
>Realize how much fun it is to parry attacks, take advantage of openings, and bash people's faces in
Every time.

>>144206229
>autsim
And dyslexia too, apparently.

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>>144205735

>>144206243
I had this one great game where my shield did more damage than my sword.

>>144206229
Nah. Rather, every girl enslaved in it would eventually be killed, chopped up, and either eaten in a nice stew by their masters, or tossed into the slop fed to the other girls. After being bred two or three times to keep the stock up, of course.

How assblasted someone has to be to constantly keep making falseflagging threads about GS?

>>144206247
Y'know, I'm just a tad miffed that this thing doesn't have a fuckin' Twin Shield Knight.

>>144205397
Honestly should have just brought a mace and bashed them in. Doesn't matter how much blood and fat you get on it, at long as it can bash, it does good work.

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>>144206470
I'm a fan of bar maces myself, they're even less maintenance than flanged maces

>>144206510
Lad that's a glorified baton.

>>144206305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXp8Th41rBs

>>144206140
The story isn't explicit about it but it almost sounds like Hero soloed the Demon King by herself, which wouldn't be surprising given how broken she is (leaves the temple at 15, accepts a goblin-hunting quest, solos every goblin inside, runs into one of the 16 Demon Generals, casts Fire Bolts multiple times like it's nothing, breaks her sword but ends up grabbing the Holy Sword, slays the General, gets named the Hero, a couple of months later the Demon King is dead).

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>>144206564
you don't like it?

itt: mall samurais

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>>144206664
nah, just me

>>144206621
Hero has a cheat.

>>144206247
Which one would GS classify as?

>>144206944
Pimpknight.

>>144205160
I might be wrong, but I don't think there's any translations until Yen Press actually starts selling it in December. I'm sure that will get posted online, but for now, fuck if I know.

>>144185150
This is the reason why in any normal world with adventures and monsters should be rankings and difficulty system, so newfags won't die at first try and actually become normal and strong adventures. What infuriated me most is that guild as a whole and receptionist in particular didn't do shit to stop them and give quest to their level. Fucking slut only looked at them and continued business as usual. Do they have so many people that they can allow people who want to become adventures to die at first try? I would fire her at the same day if I was a head of the guild.

>>144207028
Tards are gonna tard.

>>144207028
the plot demanded rape

>>144207120
Nah, this is summer slasher level of dumb, like going out in night take a leak when you know there's Freddy 13 going around killing people and nobody stop you.

If this world is like D&D why doesn't some level 30+ badass just unite all the level 17+ badasses into an unbeatable army.

Make the vanguard of the army have true protection from arrows and/or infinite catch/deflect arrows as a prerequisite.

>10,000,000 arrows completely useless.
>Once melee combat starts it will take like 2 rounds before the average soldier shits himself and runs away from the carnage
>Have the level 15-20 guys just mow down anyone who runs away

>>144207299
>nah
nah, slasher level dumb is plot induced dumb
plot wants somebody dead, everyone becomes too dumb to prevent it

>>144207336
plot

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>>144207028
they thought they were chosen ones because all they ever gotten was praise from their teachers or parents. Reality came a knocking.

>>144207467
>her face when zuku bam

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>>144207467
Can't beat the glowing crotch.

>>144205180
>>144205198
>>144205372
there's no way she's going to survive the novel. She's got "dead love interest" written all over her.

>>144207467
reading comprehension

>>144207028
>>144207120
>>144207299
This has been discussed ad nauseam newfags.

>>144207467
>they thought they were chosen ones
Doesn't matter what they thought.
>"I want to take this job."
>The receptionist looked puzzled by the parchment shoved before her and smiled awkwardly: "I am sorry, this job can only be undertaken by mithril ranked adventurers…"
>"I know, that's why I took it."
>"Huh? But even if you request it, the rules and conditions…"
>"The rules are stupid. I'm not willing to repeatedly do these mindless tasks before I am eligible for promotion."
>"But if the job ends in failure, many people will lose their lives." The receptionist's firm voice was backed by the guild's evaluation system and by extension the combined effort of many adventurers.
...
"The person behind me is my companion. She's a magician of the 3rd tier."
...
>"As for me, I am a warrior that matches Nabel's strength. I can affirm that this level of jobs is a walk in the park for us. We didn't become adventurers just to perform simple tasks and earn some copper coins. I want to challenge higher rank missions. If you want to see our skills, we can show them to you. Could you let us take this job?"
>But the receptionist was different:
>"…I am very sorry, I can't let you take this job because of the regulations."
That's how it should be in non-retarded edgy world. You think you're a hero? Fuck you, first take this easy missions and complete them to show you can actually do it and learn from your mistakes without dying if you just a weak idiot who think too much about himself.

>>144207697
>They leave the guild.
>They still do the quest even after the guild said no.
>They still die in the end.

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>>144201950
You can see that swordgirl steal the spot light. Monkgirl follow her and magegirl is grumpy about that as she is prodigy and 'where is all my attention?' mood so she vent on priestgirls.
What will happen to them?

if /a/ suddenly transfer to this world?
how do u guys deal with those goblin?

>>144207835
The same way how this rookie group dealt with the goblins.

>>144207835
Train on rats until I'm competent enough to fight something bigger.

>>144207835
What parameters are we talking here?
Do I have to make do with exactly the same conditions and party?

>>144207761
Newfags would be less willing if there's no reward, or even some kind of punishment, like banishment from the guild. Of course it won't save the most dumb ones, but that's survival of the fittest and there's no one to blame except themselves. Literally asking for it.

>>144207859
This. Or slimes. Or whatever most easy monster to kill.

>>144207901
Pls don't bully the slimes.

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>>144207949
Is sexual bullying of slimes allowed?

>>144207863
with DnD rule

>>144207964
Disguise Self and scout first.
Bro it up with my gob gob buddies.
Get raped and die when it inevitably runs out in the middle of the infiltration.

>>144207964
then we're dead.

>Be a girl
>Get undressed by goblin
>Yaaaah, I'm a fucking monk but I'm naked, can't move anymore

I'll never understand this

>>144208167
She was being held down. You shitlord. Why don't you check your priveldge

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>>144207766
Ah Ah! He looks like my cousin Cleetus when he shaved his head.

>>144208167
>Monks have escape artist as a class skill.
For shame.

>>144208167
Hobgob smash her against the wall and another gob club her head.

They should've have run away while swordwoman was slashing the first wave of gobs.

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What would you be thinking if this was the last thing you ever saw.

>>144208310
Die. Duh.

>>144208310
Threw his life away for nothing
Dumb boards just stand there shocked instead of running like he told them to do.

>>144208543
*broads*

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I think the real question on everyone's minds is what dishes can be made from goblins

>>144208724
Karaage goblin + mayonnaise

>>144208724
Green eggs and Ham

>>144203281
Are they all silver class?
what is up with the red and purple tags?

>>144193456
They had enough breeding stock and she kicked him right in the fucking head. I'd be pissed too, and goblins aren't known for being reserved in their tempers.

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>>144207835
Hostages? Who the fuck cares, smoke them all. They are probably dead anyway.
And dig a pitfall in front of the cave so as to make it easier to defend the exit .

>>144202926
>>All the girls want the GSD.

But the remaster for Destiny came out awhile ago, what more do they want?

>>144203281
>He does not let anyone roll the dice

So he's the faggot that held up the D&D session huh? No wonder those kids died.

>>144209088
>tfw you were the faggot that held up the session.
feelsbadman.jpg

>>144209088
But anon, he needs to torture the goblin outsite the cave before helping them!

>>144205397
I remember some /k/ fag saying shields slowly got phased out during the fully armored era you know when knights got completely decked out head to toe. Mainly cause since you're body is so tough it was more taxing to have the additional shield instead of just focusing on killing the bastards.

But that kid? Yeah it doesn't really apply.

>>144209214
Wasn't full-body armour only used by the nobility (because it was expensive.) But yeah, heavy armour was pretty bloody tough. You could just wander through arrow volleys unharmed.

>>144205527
Not if the axe or mace are just as long as the sword.

>>144209242
Mace's are generally pretty short compared to a longsword.

>>144206621
>>144206942

Is she like, the daughter of Hero and Mao?

>>144185150
/a/ knows how to grind properly, and overload on potions.

So you don't end up as rape.

>>144209239
No, it wasn't. Proffessional soldiers were also able to buy it.

>>144209311
What time period are we talking here? The peasant levies weren't getting anywhere near the stuff.

>>144209338
He seems to be talking about mercenaries, not peasants.

>>144209338
Late middle-ages. Though if you stretch the concept of full-body armor beyond plate then you already have it since antiquity.

>>144209283
That kid wouldn't have trained to use such a short weapon as his main arm. He doesn't even have a side arm to begin with, so naturally he's gotta go for the symbol that everyone loves both in the east and the west. The SWORD.

>>144209338
The peasant levies were rarely used for combat duties if used at all. And even then they weren't you peasant with a stick and a rag from total war.
Most professional soldiers, nobles and their companions even city militias(who were often mercenaries and professional) were well armed and armoured.

>>144204777
The entire country is at war, adventures die all of the time, goblins haven't yet been recognized as a serious threat because they're small and shitty/

>>144209481
Interdasting.

>>144209481
Just to correct levy contingents from cities, cities militias consist from rich craftsmen and their representatives, aides and families and they could afford good quality armour and weapon.

>>144209456
Nothing wrong with the sword in a small skirmish.

>>144209498
there was a temple repurposed to aiding victims
a boy had enough time to grow up and gain enough experience to be specialized
a guild rep knows enough to be worried

they have been recognized enough

Here's my headcannon:
>Only frontiers of human-populated areas have Adventurers Guilds and actually suffer from monsters attacks.
>Country-bumpkins steadily flow from relatively safe inland to frontiers in quest for damsel in distress wet panties.
>While bumpkins are considered adults from 15 y\o - they're basically adolescent.
>Means they're cocky, arrogant and stubborn.
>It's exhausting to explain dangers of adventurers job to them.
>Difficult to get through their clouded puberant minds how dangerous simple goblin slaying quest can be.
>Everyone in frontiers are tired of their overconfidence and naivety.
>Don't give enough shit to warn them anymore - they die by the hundreds.

>>144209607
I don't see why you care so much. It's pretty much guaranteed this series isn't Overlord or Youjo level or maybe not even Mushoku Tensei level when it comes to being anal on consistency and hammering down plot holes. I can only think of a few things causing you to continue.

>You really want to like the series but are too autistic to get over this flaw and subconsciously hope someone will prove you wrong while trying to shut down every possible excuse not realizing you're just fucking over your own enjoyment
>You genuinely get off on shitting on a LN
>You really do have higher standards but for some reason other than the ones listed above remain here instead of finding better series
>You're Jon Snow and know nothing

>>144209916
ask him why he cares so much for the opposing view

>>144209980
He doesn't care about their view, he only cares to prove them wrong.

>>144209916
why do YOU care so much?
heck why do thus guy >>144209498 ?

In case anyone was wondering why so many series throw in edgy rape and murder, just look at how this shit series gets daily threads. Teenagers eat this shit up.

>>144210119
I made a single post coming into this thread after scrolling through an hour's worth of your shit in 2 minutes. I don't think making a post with 5 lines shows much care at all given how I've written you off as an idiot to begin with, which is how you got all butt hurt enough to caps lock.

>>144210135
Don't limit it to teenagers only.
Manchildren in general dig it.
I'm far away from my teens and I'm still here admiring the glorious goblin rape with boots on. and ice-cold, composed masked MC.
Y u judge bro?

>>144210135
Shame they can't keep it up though, it'd actually be pretty good if the mood of the first two chapters carried throughout the entire series instead of just being a fast forward version of Berserk thanks to people bitching. Didn't even need a loli witch or a boat.

>>144210214
you care enough to attack him instead of his arguments

you say you dismiss him as an idiot yet you still reply

Who calls himself "Goblin Slayer" anyway?

>sorry I can't join in orc hunt I'm a goblin slayer so I slay goblins

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>>144185569
>>144185611
Japan is very strict with violence and sex, thats excatly the reason why they have so much strange porn and splatter movies.
No way this would be labled as shounen or air in the shounen-jump.

>>144209088
The whole story is just a game session between Godoka and Truth anyway.

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>>144203540
>He doesnt know about parties who make one warrior a murder machine.
Good old Baldurs Gate.

>>144209607
In a world where dragons fuck shit up Goblins are the problem of the small manand thus mostly ignored or just common occurence-
It's there day to day life

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>>144210444

>>144210305
Why are you posting in 3rd person retard? If you're gonna samefag at least learn to capitalize have you not noticed you're the only idiot in this entire thread over 200 posts that doesn't? You're like a nigger that doesn't realize he's in an ocean of white guys staring at you.

>>144210357
So it's Record of Lodoss Wars: New Millenium Edition? As long as Goblin Slayer doesn't fail against every boss like Parn I'd be okay with that.

>>144203540
GS doesn't stand and bang with goblins anon, he runs guerrilla style in their caves with ambushes.

That party is made up of demi humans who all bring their own bullshit to the table anyway.

>>144210610
GS must have taken lessons from the Viet Cong

>>144210722
Nope. it was Vietcong who get lessons from him.

>>144210722
>Vietkong
>Smearing traps and bayonetts with feces

>>144210722
Most adventures probably learn to fight viet cong style, it's only the overly blessed heroes who slay demon kings that charge everything 1v1.

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>>144210820
Once again female swordsman proved to be incompetent.

>>144211016
>female

Would love it if this meme would die

>>144211077
Its not meme.
Check LN over nippon chans.

>>144211135
Are you a masochist?

>>144211215
No. I am more of a sadist.
Why do you ask?

>>144211258
>I am more of a sadist
Hard M detected.

>>144209088
>tfw the fags who hold up the sessions are always the Clerics who don't look at all their spells ahead of time to figure out what to cast
i swear to god if I have to wait another 15 minutes for them to just cast wall of stone im gonna FREAK

>>144211569
>tfw I do that.
Stay mad

>>144202314
>>144202525
>pantylines
My dick

>>144210308
I don't know enough to say for sure but it could be that he was called GS after killing hordes of them.

>>144211957
Millions he killed millions

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>>144211016

>>144203725
>I have no idea what CoDzilla is but let me talk shit anyways
The dorf and lizard could fucking solo everything if they wanted. With no effort on their part .

>>144212668
Lies

>>144212668
Too low level for that.

>>144209011
I'd love to see GS argue with her over the fact that Goblins are no way "human"

Hey does anyone know where you can read the second chapter for free in English?

>>144214527
Look for the "ghost" in the archive.

>>144214527
http://mangafox.me/manga/goblin_slayer/v01/c002/1.html

Yeah I know it's mangafox but I couldn't find it elsewhere.

>>144209607
The thing is, a quest is not made by the guild. People have to prepare the reward themselves, then bring it to the guild, put the quest up and pray that someones want to do it. That is why most senior adventurers don't go goblin questing - no fame to gain, no reward to reap.
The guild have no control whatsoever about who choose to do what quest.

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>>144185335

>>144214718
>mangafox

>>144210529
>>144210444
Why use a whole party for it when you can get the same job done with an Illusionist/Thief?

>Mislead
>rape time

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>>144207835
1) Sell my shit first and acquire equipment.
2) Go to the Guild's Archives or talk to Steel+ Rank Adventurers about Goblins.
3) Go kill some rats first to get some basic training in.
4) Find a single Goblin and capture it alive. Torture it for information; tell it to make a 5 second and up growl for yes, and a rough short growl for no.
5) Ask, Goblin for information about numbers of enemies and traps.
6) Enter slowly and check the tunnels with a long pole, if no Goblins are there set traps in case they try to swarm me.
7) Carry with me small homemade explosives and get the Goblins to come at me 1 at a time in a narrow tunnel where I can shank them, or simply throw my explosive to kill them.
8) If I run into the Hobgoblin my goal is to blind it and stab it in the throat.
9) If I encounter the Shaman I need to kill remaining Goblins and then rush it because long distance magic caster w/ time > Me
10) I don't want to do it, but I would kill the baby Goblins because they were born through evil acts and cannot be good in any form or way.

11) If I find any of the broken girls are pretty hot tell them to give me a call when they are done being mind broken.
12) Loot the shit out of the Goblins Den and get everything that can be sold for profit.

>>144207835
Talk it out with them. Hurt their feelings if they refuse to listen to me.

>>144214718
>http://mangafox.me/manga/goblin_slayer/v01/c002/1.html
Sorry It's licenced and unavailable.

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Why are mage girls so sexual? Is it the long robes that conceal their lewd bodies?

>>144215980
Just like stories are better with show don't tell, bodies are better with tell don't show.

>>144215980
>>144215980
"What do magic-users wear beneath their robes, dark elf?"
"Very little", Dalamar murmured. "And what do warrior women wear beneath their armor?"
"Nothing."

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>>144206247
Let me post a better one

>>144218083
To bad that you post wrong picture.

>>144218257
Purple drank knight 4 lyfe

>>144217682
Warriors are such fucking sluts. They are begging to be defeated and raped.

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Gobus>stoopid hoomins

Let me know when it's time to slay some dragons. Goblins are small time.

>>144218827
>tfw you never be a human who raids a Goblin village.
>tfw you will never slaughter all the males and kidnap their women to pass around with you and your buds.
>tfw you will never rape cute female Goblins until they have human children.
>tfw no Human Slayer

>>144209038
>dig a pitfall
>get ambushed inside the cave, retreat, fall in your own pit

>>144209311
you wouldn't find many non-nobility wearing full plate armor, at most they'd probably have a breastplate and a helmet.

>>144215465
>get everything that can be sold for profit
>broken girls

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>>144203281
>cow girl

dick status: muh

>>144219073
Did you miss the part where i dont fucking enter the cave?

>>144215980
I just don't know, maybe it the big hat.

I think it actually is the big hat.

>>144215980
I bet it's their expertise with staffs and rods.

>>144207761
>They do the quest
>They come back to get their reward
>Guild asks for confirmation
>They don't have it
>Some other group of adventurers enter and claim the reward
>"Woo boy, those gobbies, sure were hard. Atleast we saved the villagers. Where is our reward"
>"Hey, we just did that quest. We killed to goblins"
>"Really? It says right here we took the quest and we just killed the goblins".
>Guild gives the money to the adventurers with the quest confirmation.

>>144207697
>regulation
That thing is never good, especially in a world where the top tier adventurers are so strong nobody can control them anymore

>>144207336
All the 17+ are busy. They are all occupied right now. That's why only Silver left in the wild

>>144192181
Gas will burn, there's always fumes, and heat makes more fumes.

>>144220950
Regulations needed so your adventurers won't die taking quest not suited for them and live long enough to become top tier.

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>>144217682
Damn sexy warriors.

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>>144223589

>>144223589
>>144224744
Where did you get these? Any link to download them all in one go?

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>>144225317
>Where did you get these
Granblue Fantasy there should be a gallery up for you download character art.

>>144225469
Zerochan?

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>>144206243
>>144206271
>>144205735
>>144206569

so goblin slayer...
>class
>stats
>skills
>feats

>>144207835

Invent gunpowder. Demo the entrances to their tunnels. Sorry captives.

>>144224744
Why are female warriors my fetish?

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>>144225833
Goblin Slayer
Class: Goblin Slayer
Stats: Higher than Goblins he's fighting.
Skills: Kills Goblins
Feats: Goblins are killed.

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>>144225887
Because they're top cute.

Easy. They just end up brutally murdered without the rape. Either that or everyone else was killed offscreen with a shot of healer terrified as their silhouettes get maimed, with maybe a cameo from Monk in a later chapter alluding to rape.

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>>144225887
Dunno.

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>>144226369

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>>144226418

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>>144225887
Because you want a strong female warrior in a fantasy land to fight beside you in the name of glory, your nation, or occupation.

You also want a tough girl who you can fuck like a wild animal with in the middle of the night while the rest of your comrades are asleep.

>>144201950
shop a goblin silhouette at entrance of the cave and this picture will be perfect

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Cant find renders like your, tried both eng and jap names. Only like pic related.

Never mind, it is on the wikia.

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>>144227012
Just go to the jap gbf wiki.

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>>144227302
Granblue Fantasy/RoB may not have a lot of interesting things when it comes to gameplay, but damn the girls sure are the best.

Waste they are on a mobile game instead of a full rpg.

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>>144227767
>hating on stuff like manly fishing and Robomi events
>hating on the goblin hunt
>hating on miscolored memories
Fuck, I spent more time playing GBF than I did any game released in the last decade.