>someone knocks on your door and you open it >See

Invite her in for a bowl of eggs

>>144131119
"Who are you"

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>>144131240
A homeless qt

>>144131119
I'd say 'yes? Can I help you on something?' or something like that.

>>144131119
Don't be stupid, OP. I wouldn't answer the door, I'd just pretend I'm not home.

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>>144131752
This

or just open fire right away. How dare they enter my property

>>144131119
>cute girl with no home suddenly shows up at a shut-in's apartment
Totally safe

Offer her a cup of tea and tell her I have time to talk about our saviour Jesus Christ?

>>144131119
Offer her some eggs.

>>144132253
She doesn't look drunk.

>>144131119
rape

>>144132352
>Deleted

But why?

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>>144131168
>>144132253

>>144131168
>>144132253
Does she have to eat all the eggs?

>>144132417

is the shit quality of those eggs a part of the joke

>>144131119
Ask her why she's wearing a tie.
That knot looks like fucking shit.

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>>144131119
>Finally I have some purpose for those roofies I still have around.
"Come in and stay over."

>>144131752
This

>>144131119
Sorry, I don't take in homeless boys.

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Come in, don't just stand there.

>>144131119
"Uh, hi."