You're at a bar and you (accidentally) smack Deunan's

>>143481119
smack the other cheek because I like things to be even

Do a 360 and walk away.

>>143481119
That's quite the dickbulge.

Order another drink before I die.

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DON'T FORGET ABOUT APPLESEED! right, Shirow-sensei?

>>143481192
High cut.

>>143481192
dude, her panties start higher than the shit your waifu wears.

>>143481245
is best cut

>>143481119
"oh shit i'm sorry"

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>>143481360
Sorry for what?
Shirow-sensei taught us not to be ashamed of our butts, especially when they're such a tight fit and all.

>>143481437
Mmm, I see that. Sensei gave you good advice.

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>>143481501
It gets shinier when I put oil on it.

>>143481564
Hmmm...

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>>143481602
Sometimes, I oil it up so much, I slip on it!

>>143481684
Well, my sensei taught me a few things too, like how not to slip on your oil by oiling someone else's butt.

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>>143481733
GOD DAMMIT YOU BLEW IT.
You were supposed to mention horse semen.
Aren't you familiar with Shirow-sensei's works?