So, is Subaru supposed to be this really unlikeable dipshit or...?

>>143429291
>super outgoing neet
>realistic

>>143429408
Super outgoing, over-confident and brash neet that makes a complete fool of himself at all times and is a moron.

It's like whoever wrote this shit picked up all the bad traits of a jock and a neet and united them together.

>>143429408
neet by choice

>>143429291
>he started yet another thread
>Why did it take people this long to start shitting on him?
Because they self-insert.
>What was Emilia's reasoning for even putting up with his shit the first time around?
Because she's nice and very patient with him, contrary to what some /a/utists would claim.

How many Subaru threads are you all going to make until next expisode?

>>143429568
I think OP is talking about the people in the show, not us.

>>143429601
Bait? If they're going to talk about anime then let them.

what happened?

>>143429593
I think this is just a taster of the next 3 months on /a/

>>143429291
>What was Emilia's reasoning for even putting up with his shit the first time around?

She has the brain of a child, which makes Subaru a pedo

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>>143429765
Talk shit get hit

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>>143429291
>What was Emilia's reasoning for even putting up with his shit the first time around?
What like, when they first met? She tested him with the Satella shit, when he was completely unfazed by this, it proved to her that he was okay, so she put up with him there. In subsequent loops, she was far more standoffish. After helping her out, he seemed to prove himself as an all around good guy, if way too excitable. He seemed like he had some issues after what was, from Emilia's perspective at least, a near death experience, and comforted him. After this, he seemed like a guy with his shit together and helped save the kids and Rem. He did a lot right, but if you look at his interaction with Emilia, the only heartfelt moment they've actually shared was when he rested his head on her lap, everything else was her humoring what she thought was a nice enough guy.

And you know, he is a nice guy. Potentially a great guy. We see that with how he helped Rem, but he doesn't understand people very well, and he understands the world he's in even less. So when he thought he could play hero again because it worked managed to come out on top before, he ended up humiliating himself and Emilia. His shame caused him to lash out when he's called out on his idiocy, and all those feelings of inadequacy over squandering his new life, even when he's got super powers, and still being a loser NEET at his core come bubbling up.

For a show that can be mocked for lack of subtlety, they built this moment without ever really needing to lay it on too thick, as evidenced by the range of peoples' reactions to it.

Does the author want to satirize neets or will it be apparent further that he actually wants to glorify them?

His motivations just arent clear thats why he os overly genki so the author doesnt have to come up with a reason why he doesnt just go do something else when he is reborn
Like anyone else would

>>143429291
He's paying for all the other shitty MC.

>>143429957
It's not really a black or white situation.

>>143429775
This show truly is AOTY

>>143429506
>It's like whoever wrote this shit picked up all the bad traits of a jock and a neet and united them together.
This is the most fitting personality for him, after learning he can't die. The only problem with that is he shouldn't have been like that before learning about the save points, that should have been a big character development thing.

>>143430264
I really like this show but the amount of threads it gets is absolutely ridiculous and the topic never changes, anons always argue over the same shit over and over again.

>>143429775
Oh yeah, there will definitely be lots of shitposting with everything that happens in Arc 3, but I'm pretty sure 90% of Subaru hate comes from Ep 13. He gets better after that, so...

>>143430423
Well, let's change the subject and talk about you being a faggot shit, and your whore mother. Shall we, shitstain?

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He is pretty cute though.

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Emilia a shit

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>>143431646
What did she mean by this?

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>actively perv on both twin sisters to the point of dying multiple times
>one of the sisters actually want your dick now
>ignore her and go after half-breed who doesn't give a shit about you

>>143431793
>>143431823
>Kissanime

>>143431823
She meant
>kissanime

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>>143429291
>THIS CHARACTER IS SHIT BECAUSE HE'S NOT FLAWLESS
You people sometimes.

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>>143431858
>>143431859
Thanks for the replies. I always wanted some. I always wanted advice about how to lure the fishes and now I can do it :)

>>143431826
He's so autistic he thinks she will spread her pussy for him the moment he says he did it for her

>>143431936
HE SAVED HER LIFE TWICE AND HER MOTHERFUCKING INSIGNIA. SHE WOULDN'T BE ANYTHING WITHOUT HIM.

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>>143431860
How wild would she be in bed?

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Why does Rem even like Subaru despite having the witch scent? Isn't that the reason she killed him in the first place?

>>143432045
That only happened because he existed. His very existence creates a lot of the problems he has to solve.

>>143432097
Ram stole the kill with her air magic.

>>143429291
NEET suppose dont give a shit about this

>>143432085
Well, to pull up a lazy quote...
>[Yes. Right now Rem is in the mood to flirt to with all her strength and passion.]
>[I I wonder if my libido will be able to keep up with the stamina of an oni....]
>>143432097
Subaru showed her his good side, and she probably likes how he tries despite being a pathetic faggot.

Of course, killing him is probably the 100% correct thing to do, if only he actually stayed dead. The witches plans would probably be foiled if that could be done.

>>143429291
this anime will be forgotten next season

>>143429291
He's kind. He was successful in surviving this far and that went to his head. Besides, there's nothing wrong with asking for compensation for saving so many lives. Emilia is arrogant as fuck.

>>143432122
I'm sure you know something about the novel that implies her insignia being stolen has to do with the same forces that brought him the world in the first place, but that's still irrelevant. Unless he asked to go to this other world, his existence in it is not his fault, it's the fault of the person who summoned a random faggot and he just has to deal with it.

>>143432226
That Rem ending, was it legit or just fanfiction?

>>143432293
What should she do, let him fuck her? It's not like Mr. Whiteknight would accept anything else.

>MC with annoying attitude considered flawed by fag is good

kek

>>143432324
He was brought into this world and he can't kill himself to remove himself from it so it's not his fault that emilia dies and gets her insignia stolen. I can't imagine his suffering right now. He's never going to be able to forget the cringe and he can't die to escape the shame in his own mind even everyone else gets reset.

>>143432354
She dies.

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>A man wanting to protect his woman is some how the worst thing /a/ has ever witnessed.

Come on he isn't bad as people are making out, Maybe if Emilia wasn't a crazy psychopath he wouldn't have to be like this.

>>143432381
I prefer this guy to Gary-stu's. At least this guy has to work for everything. And I mean EVERYTHING.

>>143432354
It's the same author, but it's not canon unless you believe the theory that it's the true epilogue or something.
>>143432324
Well, he did help her and save her life, but she's also helped save his. She's also been trying to get him healed, which he kept stubbornly arguing against, so she's been doing her part to repay any debt she might owe him.

>>143432414
>his woman

>>143431912
well he likes an elf.
And thats a big con.

>>143432414
>his woman
if anything his woman would/should be Rem, at least then they would be on at least somewhat the same page.

he should just be lucky he didn't latch onto Felt, because she would've beaten his ass right infront of all those people instead of a knight doing it

>>143432449
Then she can go die. He didn't save her life for this.

>>143432538
Fuck off tripfag

>>143432530
Rem is pretty good but she's tortured him and tried to kill him multiple times. But you can say she repaid that by risking her life to kill all the dogs in the forest that but him.

why is satella in love with subaru

>>143432605
She was doing her job and he pretty much understands that, besides current Rem didn't try to kill him, only hesitating once.

Certainly better than current Emilia who he only had one moment with, and it was just her consoling him based on what Puck told her, hell he'd probably have a easier time getting into the appa man's pants.

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>>143429291
>cliche show with cliche neet MC
>trying to add depth where there is none
Dont understand how this SAO tier show gets this much attention

>>143432713
It's amazing how the same b8 gets posted everytime

>>143432704
yes

>>143432438
better be person with sense than none

>>143432713
SAO was a good setting. The OP MC harem shit was the only bad thing.

>dumb fucking tripfags

Only thing we need are frogposters and Re:Zero threads will be the manifestation of cancer

>>143432832
Your mother should have aborted you.

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>>143432880
>
>>143432880
>>143432880
Motherfucker

>>143432832
Fuck off already faggot.

You know, Subaru is an idiot and says some pretty retarded things in easy to read situations, but at the same time with the suffering he goes through and the shit he knows will inevitably happen, I can't really hate him.

If he was just a character in this world and did all this stupid stuff and plainly got away with it, it would be a different story. But that's not the case. He dies a lot. He's probably compensating his attitude and moxie heavily just because he doesn't know how to really act anymore.

>>143432713
>bait full of buzzwords
>posting worst Netoge.

End yourself.

>>143432834
I didn't have the courage to come out before but thanks to these other guys I'm going to

>>143433012
H-how much?

>>143433048
How much for what?

>>143432875
>>143432960
The trip is right though

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>all this arguing and white knighting
Oh how I love the chaos and discord.

All of this argument feels like one of those case where you see a bank robbery and be all like "Oh if I was there I would kick that motherfucking son of a bitch and steal his weapon" and all that

But that's when you watch everything from outside, know what was going to happen and had a mind clear of doubt. It's gonna be different when you're there in person. With fear on your mind, you wouldn't be able to do the wisest course of action so easily.

This is the same thing. You think you're all better if you know you can say this to avoid that, but that's accounting for your personality, not him. In this world where so many thing are being unfair to him, where he had to suffer the pain of death so many time, it's not strange that he felt the need to lash out at it some way or another, and not to mention other factor in his personality too. It's a real fucking dumb move I'm sure, but I wouldn't try to put myself into his foot because at the end of the day, none of us has actually experienced what went through his mind at that moment, or any moment whatsoever.

Because he's a fucking fictional character.

>>143433193
You can go and suck his cock too.

>>143433311
Don't bully him.

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The Wise Magical Negro will save the show.

>>143433282
There's no point in explaining. Your average /a/utist wouldn't understand this.

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>>143433365

>>143433347
Eat shit and die.

>>143432704

>I love you.
>—Because you gave me light.
>Because you took my hand and taught me of the outside world.
>Because in the night I was trembling in loneliness, you stayed by my side and held my hand.
>Because you kissed the lonely me, telling me I wasn't alone.
>I received a lot of things from you.
>?????so I love you.
>Because you gave me everything

No idea

>>143433444
Girls can love you just because you take advantage of their lonely bodies? They're insane seriously.

>>143433444
>"I've always, always love just you"
>"You, just you, always always, I continue to love you"
>"That' why...love"
>"----Love yourself more"
>"----Please don't cry, please don't get hurt, please don't be bitter, please don't have a sad face"
Trips confirmed.

Anyways, LNFags, how much do we know about the male witch whose existence was completely hidden to history? When was they mentioned?.

>>143433545
Male witches are called wizards.

>>143433545
That's like trying to find about Pandora's box.

>>143433282
I fully understand why Subaru does the things he does.
That doesn't prevent him from being an annoying, uninteresting, unlikable shit.

>>143433571

A male witch is a warlock you faggot

>>143433571
Wouldn't it be Warlock?

>>143433638
>>143433657
Thanks for increasing my knowledge. I don't dabble in a lot of fantasy lingo

>>143433604
Nah, he's interesting, and has likable qualities, but I will grant you that he can be annoying. It's crazy to me how autist on 4chan can be so hyperbolic about fucking everything.

This is his lowest point in the story. He might get worse physically or mentally, but this is Subaru at his most pathetic. You're not supposed to defend him, you're not supposed to self-insert, you're not supposed to wish Reinhard were the protagonist, you're supposed to wait for him to get his shit together. He's a flawed protagonist. I don't know what's so confusing about that for most people, but it's what makes him interesting.

>>143433786
I suppose hard work can make any loser a hero.

>>143433786
This so much!

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we know it is not good but please stop spam this thread

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Reminder that this old man is what Subaru strives to be and respects most in that world. Subaru idolizes this man.

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>>143429291
TOLD YOU SO
Should've listen to me, faggot

>>143429291
I like how realistic Subaru is. He's just a normal high school boy that was brought into this world. Also, the responsibility of protecting lives isn't as simply as you think. that would be tons of pressure for anyone, especially for a normal high school boy who doesn't have the training nor mental conditioning for such a thing. can you honestly say that, if you were given the burden and liability for lives, you wouldn't feel at least some pressure? Subaru is not like Reinhard, who was probably groomed and trained since childhood to put duty before personal desires or well-being. nor is Subaru some glory or thrill seeking hero wannabe.

This isn't a shounen manga. Subaru isn't some Naruto or Luffy, He's just some average high school boy who was already dealing with her own issues, and now He's thrust into this kill or be killed ordeal? all in all, i find her reactions and attitude towards this situation as realistic.

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>>143434765
>her

>>143434838
Subaru is faggot

>>143434765
Why are you trying to explain why Subaru is a good protagonist on a board where people literally lack empathy?

>>143429918
U N D E R R A T E D

>>143432253
yeah, okay, faggot

>>143434765
>or thrill seeking hero wannabe.
Sure he is. Subaru is a shit, but that's part of why I like him. I'll keep badmouthing him all I want because I like it and he deserves it, but the show wouldn't be as enjoyable if he wasn't like that at all. I like that Subaru's going to fuck shit up and continue to fuck shit up.

I'm the same way with the romance in this series. I find most of it to be rather offputting, but I like that it's offputting. I'm hoping it all leads to ruin and falls apart in the end.

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>>143432253
Subaru has cemented himself as the most realistic MC of 2016 if not all time.

>>143431912
i want EMIYA to drown in his ideals and die.

>>143429957
I'll be impressed if it's the former but it's most likely the latter like all other LN of this kind.

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>>143435138
>all these rezero threads

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>>143429291
>Every main character has to be likeable
I'm just glad that he isn't generic harem protagonist or generic shonen protagonist #1240.
I'd take a Subaru over a Kirito everytime, having a flawed protagonist is better than a bland self insert.

>>143435237
archer pls.

Subaru is a beta orbiter and a stalker. It's no wonder Emilia is creeped out.

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Why is this guy triggering /a/ so hard? I dropped it on the first episode because it was 40 minutes long and boring as shit. He just seemed like a typical LN protag.

>>143435293
Beta orbiters don't ask for COMPENSATION for saving lives.

>>143435314
>He just seemed like a typical LN protag.
Subaru's a guy who tries and eventually fails to act like a typical LN protag.

>>143435314
>Why is this guy triggering /a/ so hard?
I'm guessing that a big part of the board saw themselves in him, so they are in full damage control now.
>H-he's pathetic guys, there's no way I would be like him haha

>>143435314
Did you not even make it to the second half? People hate Subaru because he's not your standard LN self-insert and it triggers people that he is flawed.

>>143435237
>create Subaru hate thread
>reel in the replies
Too bad I haven't done it yet.

>>143435314
>luluco poster
>too autistic to watch two 20 minute episodes
>I'd rather watch six 7 minute episodes
Disgusting. Kill yourself.

>>143435314
well, he's an asshole who doesn't know how to talk with royalty and embarasses his queen-candidate in front of an hallway of nobles, but at least he's not generic. I'd rather have him as MC than Kirito or another generic harem protagonist

>>143435364
Triggers? I love that he's flawed. It's fun to call him a piece of shit.

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>>143435374
You should join the bandwagon while you can

>>143435314
>I dropped it on the first episode because it was 40 minutes long and boring as shit

Oh, you didn't watch the second half then. Classic.

>>143435405
>trigger fags
>able to pay attention
Brah

>>143432414
Nothing wrong with protecting someone you care about, but he didn't have to call out those knights nor should he have said Emilia has a debt to him.

The reason people are so bothered is because this display of ugliness is a really human reaction that we try to ignore because it's embarrassing.

>>143435314
To put it simply, he's obnoxious. Does shit you'd cringe at in real life, like calling the female protagonist "-tan" and going on and on about isekai tropes that nobody but him understands.

And of course people try to pass this off as "good writing" since he's not your "generic LN protagonist" or something.
Honestly he just keeps saying and doing things that are out of place, but so does nearly every other character in this so I don't see what there's to be upset about.

>>143429918
Really good points

when will subaru turn into charlemagne and unite the world against those dirty muz, i mean witches?

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>he's supposed to be flawed, that's what makes him the best protagonist in years
Yeah, all this is leading to him getting better, but at the moment, he's terrible. He doesn't think things through and creates unnecessary problems. Imagine if this is where the story ends. That's what the story is right now. WN or LN spoilers don't count, hardly anyone has actually read them. Rem a shit.

>>143435613
Trying too hard there bud. Stick to the Tolkienverse memeing.

>>143434869
More like it's always fun to make fun of a fictional character who embarrassed themselves.

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Learn the difference.

he's like steins;gate

>>143435314
He's clinically retarded.It took him dying painfully 4 times and repeating the loop 3 times to notice he was in a fucking time loop while everyone in it said they had never seen him before.
>>143435364
More like because he's a fucking retard.

>>143435797
I fail to see the similarity between Okabe and Subaru

>>143435314
Self-insert MC gets humiliated and the object of his affection is disappointed in him. Typically these protagonist get asspull wins in all their fights and would never get publicly humiliated or act in a way that gives the audience secondhand embarrassment.

It's all fun and games when it's just perfect waifu Rem acting loving, but the stuff in this episode hit too close to home for those Subaru self-inserts.

>>143435853
time travel, hot waifu harem, cringe
what's not to see

>>143435851
You're honestly pretty stupid if you couldn't tell he was confused by the situation he was recently put into, hence why he was being so irrational and not noticing the loops.

>>143435339
They do if they are pushed into a corner and desperate to reveal their true feelings.

>>143435767
Is that Satella on the left? FINALLY spoilers!!

>>143435910
Except everyone is self-inserting as Rem, or didn't you realize that?

>>143435637
But this isn't where the story ends, so imagining that is pointless.

>>143435851
If an anime triggers you so badly you need to go outside for a bit, anon.
Anyway, to him it was like dejavu or a dream. Do you die everytime you get dejavu? He didn't understand or could even perceive what was going on, so cut it out with your moronic hyperbole.

>>143435637
Nobody is even this flawed. The problem with Subaru is that they up his flaws x10 for dramatic effect and he just ends up looking like a genuine idiot who doesn't know how to act around normal people. This isn't being flawed, this is not being able to read the mood and act accordingly.

Author tried to do something clever but instead he just turned the silly side character that makes stupid jokes into the MC.

>>143436111
Constantly being put in high stress(read:death) situations, coupled with having a shitty life growing up, you're bound to be a little fucked up.

Re:Zero a shit

/thread

>>143436214
(you)

>>143436204
I don't think his life was even all that shitty from what I heard, it's just that his sense of pride was much too bloated and fragile. This is pretty much one of his defining characteristics.

>>143436104
Calling him retarded isn't being triggered. it's stating the truth. He is utterly retarded. Dejavu does not normally involve being eviscerated.
>>143435951
I don't need to hear that from a person that thinks figuring out he was in a time loop before dying 4 times is reasonable for the average human.
There is a line where you can use confusion as a reasonable excuse and he sprinted past it.

>>143436280
I honestly don't know many spoilers, but hopefully he changes for the better. I want Subaru to become a better person and less of an idiot through these next few episodes.

>>143436214
Re:Zero is one of the few shows this season to have subtlety, of course it would trigger this board.

>>143429973
Given his increasing amount of self-loathing he's been showing off, it's clear that he also wanted a fresh new start in the new world.

Would that not count as a motivation?

>>143436351
Nope, not retarded. How do you even know that he retained all of his memories the first few times? How do you know that he could perceive everything clearly? You don't, so shut the fuck up.

>>143436353
From what I hear, he becomes smarter but more pragmatic and frightening to the point where he creeps people out.

>>143436404
Given how often he rambles on about isekai tropes, I'm pretty sure that's spot on. The guy was probably wallowing in escapist fantasy before he got summoned.

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>>143436463
How the fuck are people not creeped out by him right now?
He says and does the weirdest shit ever. It definitely is something that would creep people from his world out, so imagine how those from this world must feel. This shit makes no sense.

>>143435063
realistic doesnt mean good for example autistism

>>143436530
Being summoned means you are the protagonist. He's just trying to activate the events that allow him to asspull and sex the princess. It's just not working.

>>143435767
whos the fag on the left?
Best cringe MC is still Sato

>>143436612
>How the fuck are people not creeped out by him right now?
They are. That was one of the major things in the mansion arc. The witch scent wasn't the only reason Rem kept wanting him gone, it was also because his attitude started getting really weird.

However, that's overshadowed by how he seems mostly harmless right now, and more a danger to himself than anyone else. When he becomes more competent, he also becomes proportionately scarier because he's a lot less harmless.

>>143435951
hello the MC spouts of isekai tropes, yet acts like a complete retard about his return by death

>>143436446
You mean other than him actually recalling his memories right in front of us, recognizing everything/everyone instantly and the ten billion other instances disproving the asspull theory you're making up with no foundation to it whatsoever?
I can't tell if you're trolling or actually retarded at this point.

>>143436882
It probably didn't go like how he imagined it would and was probably in a bit of a shock and trying to avoid thinking about it.

People were really triggered by this episode, huih?

>>143437362
no idea why, I mean he's so relatable

>>143437362
His breakdown is the equivalent of Guillotine Guerilla to /a/nons I suppose.

>>143437362
Subaru's level of obnoxiousness was particularly hard to digest this week.

>>143430381
Really good point anon.

>>143437362
It's drawing the idiots on /a/ out of the woodwork like nothing else

One camp is raging at Emilia for her very rational decision to distance herself from a nutjob. Not even cruelly, either, she was very gentle about it up until he lost his shit at her at the end.

The other camp has outted themselves as self-inserters who are frustrated that the MC isn't a blank slate

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>Subaru can explain everything but can't because curse
>Emilia doesn't know anything so to her Subaru sounds like a madman

Why is everyone so angry about this?
Neither of them did anything wrong.

>>143437362
That's curious yeah. I expected some bitching, half for his sperging and the other for Emilia coldness, but not all this Subaru bashing

Maybe some people relate to him like >>143437466 say but I don't really see how.

>>143437917
What's funny is that the haters were already popping in every thread to complain that he was the worst MC ever

Now that it's been confirmed that he's supposed to be cringe, they're even madder than they were when he was just John Travolta Guts Man

>>143437911
Subaru did a lot wrong, but I'm not mad about it. This episode really sold me on the show actually

This episode really pissed off some people huh.

So was Subaru trying to get Julius to beat him to death in that fight? That was my impression, but I'm 100%

>>143439317
Subaru has abandonment issues and the threat of having Emilia leave him (or being kept away from her when something killed her so he couldn't reset) made him sperg out

He didn't want to lose, he was just too stupid to back down

>>143433365
who is this charistamic and nice guy?

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>>143439654
A man that teaches the importance of love and diligence. A wise magical negro of the book that is greater than Donovan ever was.

>>143439870
He seems like a respectable and pious citizen.

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>>143439984
I'm not joking, he really is.

>>143439984
he is the kind of guy girls like

and this>>143429291
is the guy girls hate

>>143429918
Thread should've stopped here, sums up everything I wanted to post. Subaru still has a hero complex and thinks too black and white.

>>143439436
he treats the world like a game

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>>143435438
>Fucking This.
this right here is /a/ true feelings towards subaru summed up in no more than 15 words. You guys are no different then schoolyard children bulling their crush.

>Frankly its freaking adorable

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>>143436214
Fuck you

>>143439870
Wow, I would befriend him. He looks like a good guy.

>>143440135
because it is

>>143439870
whats with the magical necro meme? i'm aware of the term in literature but i don't see why /a/ uses it so much in situations where it doesn't even fit

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>>143435767

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>>143440669
Look at the implications of this.

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>>143439252
You think?

>>143429408
>>super outgoing neet
you need to learn what NEET means

Not in
Employment
Education or
Training

It does not mean Hikikomori.

why can't we have 1 Subaru thread instead of 6?

>>143429918
Holy shit, I'm saving this post. My English is shaky so I wouldn't be able to explain this as well as you.

>>143440824
I think he's becoming the Shinji of LNs.

>>143432045
>HE SAVED HER LIFE TWICE AND HER MOTHERFUCKING INSIGNIA. SHE WOULDN'T BE ANYTHING WITHOUT HIM.

the moment you WANT something in return for DOING something for someone else, it STOPS being for someone else, and starts being about you

Emilia just accused him of doing everything he did that day for himself, and he replied with that neurotic "YOU OWE ME" speech. Which could be basically read as "yes, everything I did was so I could stick my dick into your half-elf pussy, and NO I don't really give a flying fuck about you apart from that"

The dude fell into complete LUST for her half-elf ass the moment he saw her, and has been acting with the premise of getting his dick wet ever since. If this wasn't the case then he wouldn't think she owed him ANYTHING. If you actually love someone you want to help them selflessly. He's not selfless, rather he's been a selfish selfcentered twat since ep1.

Granted he's living in a nightmare. I can't imagine the mental stress a situation like that would put on someone. Better still he's not a perfect MC. But just because he's the MC doesn't mean we have to like him. I don't, he's a fucking idiot and a shallow selfish piece of shit. Still the story is pretty entertaining thus far, so i've been watching it.

> Subaru chimps out and embarasses himself and everyone associated
> /a/ goes completly buttblasted over it and claims they weren't identifying with him at all

It's almost pottery. Can't you just admit how close to home that one hit?

>>143432045
Have you forgotten that the loop he succeeded, he never met Emilia? He just showed up babbling about her insignia. He's sketchy as fuck and he's lucky she's as willing as she is to believe him.

>>143441006
He was summoned so he knows that he's clearly the protagonist, and he's waiting for the asspull that will win him fights and pussy. When he puts himself in those situations he doesn't win because this anime is satire.

people who says hes the most realistic MC maybe kind of delusion

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Is this cutie Satella?
When is she appearing?

>>143441589
Stop talking like Twitter.

>>143441722
cant handle the truth?

I don't really understand why people would hate him. Sure, he was very cringeworthy the last episode, but let's admit it: he's human, with faults. He's a young. Energetic all around good kid, with good intentions but really too happy go lucky. That's how young people are. He just wanted to help Emilia in any way he can so he wanted to be her knight.

But he got shat on by reality that he's a weak person and cannot protect Emlia at all. Of course, his manly pride got hurt by that, and started sprouting insults about the knights, and even a duel.

>>143441614
>Is this cutie Satella?
No

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>>143442206

>>143442283
You know how kids are. They're stupid but they're a happy bunch.

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>>143429918
This should have ended the thread. Sadly I can see by my scroll bar that there are still ten times as many more posts as before yours. I am sorry, but I guess it can't be helped with the current state of /a/.

>>143442259
who is she then?

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>>143442259
Here is Satella. Smug face and all.

>>143442421
Echidna, a witch.

Not this season.

>>143436378
bursting out like a monkey isn't subtle. just cause it happened out of no where. there was no foreshadowing that he would react in such a way. the first time he felt awful, he was keeping it to himself and Emilia gave him a lap dance. and now? he yells at her. not subtle.

>>143442360
>You know how kids are.
He's 18...

>>143436643
>autistism

>>143442735
Until then he didn't feel the reason of his existence being taken away from him, you can't expect a retard to do better under those circumstances.

>>143436667
mc from how to raise a boring gf

>>143442809
18 is still a kid.

>>143443043
you stop being a kid at 14.

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>>143443132
i agree! tell me, do you want a 14 year old girlfriend? :3

>>143443132
Ever heard of the term manchildren? Pulling number out of my ass 80% of 4chan are manchildren.

>>143443302
you're an actual child if you think 14 year olds aren't blithering little kids

>>143431936
This, it really came out in his last breakdown while he is in bed. He says that she should owe him big, that she has so many debts to pay. He is basically saying "I took you on a date to an expensive restaurant, you owe me sex".

She realized that he was emotionally blackmailing her so she left.

>>143443132
What? No. How old are you?

>>143443553
old enough to not namefag

>>143443624
YOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>143443686

>>143432975
This, you have to consider how the whole dieing and remembering would begin to fuck with you when others don't remember.

It would be a clusterfuck in your mind just even trying to remember which things happened 'this time'. He would have feelings he would of assumed were mutual but not actually because the events that caused them to be no longer occurred.

>>143443624
Very funny.

>>143443787
Yeah, dying a ton of times can really fuck you up.

>>143443830
quality post

>>143433571
>>143433638
Necromancers you tards

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I hope we get to see the side story volumes be adapted one day.

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>>143434838
That cat girl is a guy why cannot a Subaru be female? The wrx has some decidedly female caracteristics.

As an anime only fag, I really liked this development. I'm not sure if I'm interpreting it wrong, but I figured that whole cringey rant at the end of the episode was his failed attempt of explaining to her his resurrection thing. He clearly wants her to know but can't tell her because of chest pains or whatever. Him saying he was there at the right time was the closest way possible for hinting that his existence thus far has been too convenient. Telling her that everything was for her was more so his way of reminding himself why he's putting himself through that shit.

He's ultimately just a dedicated waifu fag. Like any other waifu fag, he strays, but at the end of the day, he wants to know the most about his first pick waifu and is going to sperg out when oneitis-tan tells him no.

>>143435254
Rem confirmed best girl

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Please no cgi...

>>143435314
Because the character reminds them of their flaws. They worry they would react similarly given those types of situations.

>>143444374
you already know it will be

>>143432713
>>cliche show with cliche neet MC
>>trying to add depth where there is none
Bitch you just posted a Netoge image. You just broke every rule on that post.

>>143430423
Please do not think that anons are just the same people who would browse here in their leisure time.

Weren't rem and ram the whole cause of all subaru's problems? They just repeatedly murdered him for no reason and now Subaru is fucked in the head from dying so much and he has ptsd now. Thats why hes acting so cringy now. He didn't start out bad. Everyone tries to kill Subaru no matter where he goes. he is really unlucky. Subaru has had a hard life. he never asked for this. I dont understand how people can like rem and ram because they're sort of murdering jerks.

>Kuma Miko rage
>Re:Zero rage
>It has only been half a year
Jesus Christ I want this shit to end...

>>143444643
>They just repeatedly murdered him for no reason
He smelled like the witch and would be a threat to everyone in the house if he was a member of the cult. They literally did their jobs killing him because he was suspicious as fuck and most likely a danger to everyone inside the walls.
Stop looking at these situations from his PoV and look at it from the others PoV.

>>143440795
>It does not mean Hikikomori.
But Subaru was also a shut-in. He just seems super outgoing because he thinks he's gotten a chance to live out his fantasies.

>>143444643
Rem and Ram were meant to guard the mansion.

Subaru's the most suspicious fucker in the entire mansion; any good servant would have killed him. Remember that time he was puking and then crawled to Emilia's room? That's suspicious behavior right there.

On top of that, Subaru was always a cringelord. He constantly referred to Emilia with the suffix "tan"

>>143432293
Except his argument with Emilia isn't a good one in flag approach strategy. Now, he got cucked because of this.

>>143441512
>He was summoned so he knows that he's clearly the protagonist
That's why the Al reveal is so important. It shows that Subaru isn't unique and that being summoned doesn't mean he's got some grand destiny or purpose in front of him.

>>143444643
>Literally smells like Satan
>Constantly trying to get approval from royalty
>Acts socially awkward
>Appears out of nowhere
Are you retarded?

Die over and over again and cant tell anyone.
He's having a mental breakdown.
Maybe be snaps out if it and the show gets good again.

>>143429601
>someone has a different opinion as me
>S-sage this thread i-it's bait!

>>143435339
He could of just admitted that he had feelings for her and that his reasons for breaking his promise were selfish. Instead he went off on a tirade about how she owes him and it was her fault.

They see what he did wrong, that he was unable to tell her how he feels, much like they likely have to women in their lives.

>>143443377
Funny thing here is that Emilia is actually fourteen on the inside, since she spent all the rest of her years frozen in ice. Subaru's chasing after someone with less mental maturity than Felt.
>>143444643
>he never asked for this.
The funny thing is that he probably did, with his obvious love for isekai stories.

>>143444810
>Literally smells like Satan
I just imagined a motherfucker coming in smelling of sulfur and wondering why everyone thinks he is conspicuous because he can't smell it on himself.

>>143435767
Is Re:Zero the new Saekano?

>>143444719
He commited no crimes to warrent murder Rem and Ram are fucking psycos if they think it's alright to murder someone just because you don't like them. If they really didn't trust Subaru they should have just sent him away.
>>143444733
Yeah I agree that it was a little cringy using tan on Emilla, but common its not that big a deal
>>143444810
>Gets invited into a house by one of its most important residents.
>Get murdered even though you're nice and try to help out just because they think your weird and smell bad.

>>143445144
He was invited in because he helped Emilia he was killed because he was most likely a threat to her safety and clown fuckers ambition.

>>143445144
>think it's alright to murder someone just because you don't like them.
They cast Detect Evil on him and he pinged, so they did what any good Paladin would do.

>>143435545
Every boosted animal ever. It's more apparent in multiplayer games.

>>143429291
You're supposed to hate him. A recurring theme that always occurs with return by death plots is that the mc always goes insane at one point. It's always inevitable, and we're just supposed to watch them suffer, since suffering is only expected in return by death plots.

>>143436111
>Not being able to read the mood and act accordingly

He's dense. That's all.

I thought the majority of /a/ would be able to relate to Subaru since he's said to have a stench about him.

>>143445144
>>Get murdered even though you're nice and try to help out just because they think your weird and smell bad.
It's more than that. There's a reason they only started killing him after the first loop, because he was too familiar with the mansion's layout in every loop afterward. They know he's never been there before, at least as far as they know, so it seems like he studied up on the place beforehand.

The conditions around him finding the insignia and rescuing Emilia were already suspicious enough without that, since he knew way too much and had no clear motive to have gotten so involved. It makes it look like he's the one who set the whole thing up.

On top of that, he smells like evil. People who can recognize the scent often believe he's an agent of the Witch of Envy, and it's not like they're actually wrong.

>>143445633
Also don't forget the real world is not hugs and niceness, if you act like he did it is very likely you could get killed especially if you are somewhere where no one will really miss you.

I just want to see the knights battle.

Reinhard is a better character in every way.

>>143445733
We saw him battle remember? He blew up a building and turned his sword to dust.

>>143445633
Also, medieval setting with sorcery element in it.

I expected all of them living there are savages. Not civilians.

You could drop Subaru from the story and just watch a story about the royal selection and the anime would be ten times better.

>>143445691
They already said that in one of the Break Times. He could have been killed for smuggling himself into the country.
>>143445733
>Reinhard is a better character in every way.
He'd probably be interesting to follow around for a bit, but what is he really? Is there anything more to him than some embodiment of the heroic ideal? He can read minds, but how well does he relate to people and their problems? He seemed to take some offense to how Subaru said he was more a monster than a human, but does he actually think about that kind of thing?

I don't think he's the kind of guy who would brood or mope about it, but I still wonder if he understands how distant he is from everyone else.

>>143445947
Subaru suffering is part of the entertainment anon.

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>>143445990
I doubt there would be anything of interest other than him and his grandfather.
>>143445733
> Not his grandfather.

>>143430264
AOTS sure, but AOTY definitely not.
For me, thus far, AOTY is Erased. By a long shot.

>>143445947
not enjoying a bit of schadenfreude
you are a man of no taste, pleb.

>>143445633
I don't think murdering based on suspicion is just cause. Ram really started the whole ordeal by murdering Subaru the first night anyways. It's pretty evil of them to simply murder with no evidence besides a smell. If they really didn't trust Subaru they should have sent him away. And I don't really know why saving Emilla would be any cause for suspicion. If he was truly against her he had every chance to let her die.
>>143445691
Yeah that's true but that doesn't change the fact the Rem and ram are cunts.

>>143446168
Unless his target was the clown and not the girl.

>>143446168
>If he was truly against her he had every chance to let her die.
I don't think they believe he intends to kill her, but the Witch Cult could have all sorts of unsavory reasons for sucking up to someone who looks like Satella.

>>143446168
They are in medieval setting. Common law and morality doesn't apply here. I don't think they know about the word "humanity" either.

Why isn't Subaru abusing his Return by Death skill and getting super powerful as a result?

Think of the training and gains he could attain.

>>143446266
Because dieing over and over is taxing on your sanity.

>>143435314
>He just seemed like a typical LN protag.

I mean sure, if that typical LN protag got tired of being pathetic and turned into a villain.

>>143435314
Because tragedy boner. You get to see him get his shit kicked in and have everything taken away from him.

>>143446266
>gains
Gains don't transfer back in time. He can't master magic for the same reason, because his mana gate won't get proper exercise and will reset each loop.

>>143446281
He'd becone hollow

>>143446266
He reeks of death if he does that.

I can see why anons trying to relate Subaru to Sauron.

>>143446126
No, Subaru is an atrocious character and every character involved in the royal selection are infinitely more interesting and appealing.

Political intrigue done right is the best to watch.

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Everyone is going to forget about Subaru being retarded when Betelgeuse captures him and Rem. He's going to save the Anime.

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>>143437829
>Not even cruelly, either.

They really did make the mistake of toning down that scene, Subaru got slapped multiple times and emotionally gouged.

>>143429291
JUST BUILDING UP FOR THE TITLE DROP. Don't worry.

>>143446485
Then people would be complaining about "forced melodrama" or some shit considering how cold and brutal Emilia actually was to Subaru, even if he did deserve it.

>>143446485
I think the scene is fine if she started slapping him it would feel out of character since she seems to be someone who is slow to rise to violence.

>>143435767
Oh fuck you Tomoya wasn't entertaining in the least. I'd choose Subaru any day

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>>143446481
> Betelgeuse
> Not Wise Magical Negro.
He will save the show.

OST WHEN?

>>143446485
I don't know. Emilia isn't that kind of person. I think they showed it just fine in the Anime.

>>143429918
Definitely one of the top 10 comments I've ever seen on this board.

Does Emilia NTR him? I hope so.

>>143446748
Has there ever been such a horrifying and disgusting looking character as him in any anime before? I've never seen anything like that monstrosity

>>143446870
No she kisses himon the lips

>>143446870
She probably did in some of the theoretical universes that take place late in Arc 3 and beyond it, but also not really.

>>143446389
But he learned the blind move in one go. Why can't he use his one requests to have the spirit cat teach him other moves?

He could certainly make some progress.

>>143446912
Caster from Fate/Zero.

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>>143446912
He's too OP.
He can create an invisible force field in shape of a hand to break through anything and go through anything the user wishes. Send out a wave of confusion that gives hallucinations. And possess bodies.

>>143447022
He could learn other moves, but his mana gate would remain untrained. He'd be shit at each and every one of them.
>>143446918
Other way around. Besides, Emilia is mentally a sheltered child. I don't think she has even the slightest idea of what an adult relationship entails.

>>143447254
So, Betelgeuse's hand vs Satella's hand

>>143435237
>it's about an anime I don't like
>therefore it's bait
narcissistic autists are cancer.

>>143441006
second best comment in this thread. Lot of based ReZero fans who get this shit makes me feel I'm in good company.

>>143429957
I don't think its either or, I think the author just wants to make a realistic human sort of character and to just make a character to push a message would cheapen it.

>>143446748
who are these people that are implied to be controlled by him?

>>143444722
>He just seems super outgoing because he thinks he's gotten a chance to live out his fantasies.
I would think being disemboweled the first time would have cured him of this.

>>143446912
your mom

>>143432293
>He's kind. He was successful in surviving this far and that went to his head. Besides, there's nothing wrong with asking for compensation for saving so many lives. Emilia is arrogant as fuck.
he shows up at the place her sigil is located, fucks around with negotiations to the point the bitch tries to kill everyone, helps out some kids in a village.

so she should fuck him?

seriously, explain to me where she owes him shit. She asked him what he wanted in exchange for helping her with the sigil and he got his wish, being made a butler. She never asked him to save the village, he did that on his own hook, and it had little to do with her. Then he shows up and humiliates her in public breaking several promises at the same time.

explain to me what she owes him?

The only type of person who would do shit uninvited and demand payment later are people who helped you at their own convenience and for their own advantage. She just finished accusing him of doing it all for himself. he trys to say it was for her. In the end he goes on a cringe rant about how she OWES him. Which exposes the lie that he did ANYTHING for her, everything he did was for himself. Because he got teleported to a fantasy world, saw a hot half-elf and decided he wanted a piece of that ass.

>>143446481
>Everyone is going to forget about Subaru being retarded when Betelgeuse captures him and Rem
you obviously are joking.

>>143441006
If he wants pussy why doesn't he just fuck Rem then?

If Subaru already smells like the witch, how's he gonna pass for not the embodiment of evil when he has a bunch of witch genes giving him evil superpowers

>>143449517
He does in an AU ending made by the author.

>>143449312
>Because he got teleported to a fantasy world, saw a hot half-elf and decided he wanted a piece of that ass.
(cont)

there is nothing wrong about wanting to hit that half-elf pussy. But he seriously should stop with the bullshit "I did it for you emilia-tan" crap cause it comes off as insincere, when you're talking about OWES and DEMANDS.

Subaru is an insecure piece of shit. Thats not saying he's not entertaining from time to time. Thats not saying the anime sucks. That just means there is no harm is calling a spade a spade.

>>143449517
because he wants the half-elf ass, not the ogre ass. no fucking clue what motivates him. If i was in his shoes i'd be all over rem. Who the fuck cares about emilia?

>>143447254
/handjobs

>>143449312
Oh for fucks sake tone it down autismo

>so she should fuck him?
That's not what anon was saything. Not once has Subaru demanded anything out of her but her attention, that's no where close to demanding she fuck him. Literally all he wants is to belong, so don't act like he's some fucking horrible person because after dying several times he gets upset that she still doesn't accept him. She of course doesn't know what he's been through and thats the tragedy of it, he's become a deeply scarred person in about a weeks period and she has no idea

So why exactly is Satella doing all this shit to Subaru?

That said, episode 13 really shed some light on the psychology of the characters, and Subaru's idiocy, though reaching a climax, became much more understandable through a logical development compared to his constant sperging at the beginning. Am I witnessing some actually good writing in my WN/LN shit?

>>143429918
>>143434920
>>143435599
>>143440121
>>143440860
>>143442393
>>143446857

samefag

>>143449804
Love

>>143449804
>So why exactly is Satella doing all this shit to Subaru?
she's forging Sauron.

>>143432975
>>143443787
>>143443830

I wish the third world country leeches would talk about their deep chinese cartoons somewhere that isn't /a/

especially the namefag

>>143449804
Which one is Satella

spoiler me

Who wants a history lesson that the anime won't cover?

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>>143449421
>He doesn't know.

How do you lurk these threads and not know by now?

>>143447923
Nope, they are his subordinates. They are just as dangerous as him.
Top to bottom:
Ley Batenkaitos
Louis Arneb
Roy Alphard
Regulus Cornius

>>143429291
Subaru is basically that one guy that keeps sucking up to someone and when told to fuck off.

He would start spouting shit like

>Its not my fault, it's societies fault!
>I am nice guy who did everything for you, why don't you like me!
his pretty realistic in a sense,except the part where he isn't a drooling retard from dying all the time.

>>143450584
Why become a drolling retard when you can become sauron

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>>143450484
>>143447923
> Ley Batenkaitos
Archbishop of Gluttony (Gourmet)
> Louis Arneb
Archbishop of Gluttony (Satiation)
> Roy Alphard
Archbishop of Gluttony (Bizarre Eating)
> Regulus Cornius
Archbishop of Greed
There are three bishops of Gluttony. One can consider they mirror Daphne's three great demonic beasts: Kurohebi, Oousagi, and Hakugei.

>>143450584
Im guessing Subaru is the witch and that's why he's so desperate for friends. The Jealous Witch is someone whos always had a longing for friendships and realtionships with other people. Plus no one knows where it went.

>>143429291
His a nice guy!

He didn't do nothing wrong!

He was only trying to be a knight!

But people just can't see how much of a nice guy he is!

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>>143450781
With all the memeing aside, there is definitely something emotionally manipulating him.

>>143451187
WNfag go and stay go.

>>143446168
first night it's the curse that got him

>>143429291
>Not dying so brutally so many times that his mind breaks and he clings onto life so badly he ends up becoming a prostitute for soldiers/sailors to spend their end of the month extra earnings on only to die again from some medieval/fantasy STD and be forced into the same cycle
0/10

>>143451354
You just want to have some man-on-man interactions? Femanon, you're gonna get some bara soon. Just wait.

Lnfags, animeonlyfag here, is Subaru going to learn how to fight/get gud?

>>143451685
He does, but he's still a scrub

There's a reason why Re:Zero is shit. Its just another waifubait anime.

>>143451685
Depends, he still gets his shit kicked in but he's a war veteran now. He has his own merc band and everything.

>>143451743
Except the waifus experience the near equivalent of the Eclipse from Berserk.

http://pastebin.com/7da71H9b

>>143451897
Half fake/half real. Mostly exaggerated.

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These useless threads are why /a/ deserves nothing but Kirito clones as MCs.

>>143451966
Sure.

>>143451872
So he just gets his goons to do his dirty works?

>>143452136
Yeah, but he usually leads the charge. The man is a combat tactician so.

>>143429291
He's supposed to be realistic but fags call him beta and want an alpha male, who can't make mistakes, despite bashing and shitting on SAO.

>>143452674
There's a wide spectrum of personalities a character can have. Not just 2. Try again.
If he was boring, would you say "he's SUPPOSED to be boring?" Well, ok, they succeeded. He's boring and nobody likes him. Why should people be obligated to like him if he was portrayed well?

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I wonder how many threads will be plastered with his face as the OP image?