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Konosuba OVA thread

old >>143299822

post more of best girl
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Undead boobs
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>>143308286
Can we not
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First for lewd Aqua-sama giving out anal orgasms.
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WHO /ADJUSTING/ HERE
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BOSS
O
S
S
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There is no peace, Kazuma.
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>>143308433
>tumblr talking phone poster

Even if you're right, fuck off.
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What does this face convey?
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Someone please explain to me the ass to mouth thing please.
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>>143308433
there is so much wrong with this post I'm not sure where to go with it.

please leave, /a/ is not for you
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Is there a subbed webum of him shoving his cock in Megumin's face yet?
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>>143308413
I want to commit necrophilia
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MY DICK
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>>143308491
I'm just saying there's a thread that was already made. If it's there already there's no need to make another.
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>they kept the same OP and ED

Honestly there is no way s2 could top them.
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>>143308484
Put dick in girl's shithole.
Pull it out.
Put it into girl's mouth.
It's even better when it's a different girl's mouth.
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>>143308482
DON'T BULLY
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>>143308541
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>>143308549
This is not reddit, fuck off.
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>All these fags talking about assholes

Honestly do you people ever talk about pussy or are you all closet fags?
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>>143308448
It took me like 4 rounds to notice he was holding a glass of juice because I was staring at the tits rest of the time
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>>143308603
Megumin enjoys that a little too much.
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>>143308603
>megu bulge
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>>143308633
Half the thread was talking about Wiz vag scent, Anon pls.
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>>143308448
>that darkness breast sag animation that actually behaves properly

Those animators love natural boobs.
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>>143308603
Megumin seems a little happy about it.
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>>143308689
YunYun had a cute tiny packet as well.
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>>143308693
So, what DOES it smell like?
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>>143308286
>Making a loliko do such lewd thing

This OVA.
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>>143308286
> manages to make them all kinds of lewd stuff
> doesn't get any action out of it

So he's still just a beta trying to act alpha?
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>>143308286
I need to learn to be able to bully Megumin so I can live the life. Currently I'm stuck at step -1000 where I just want to pick her up and cuddle her and force my tongue down her throat as I pet her petite figure.

How do I learn to bully her, /a/?
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>>143308775
Iit's been decided at the end of the last thread. petrichor
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>>143308775
Rotting corpse buried under six feet wet ground.
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>>143308440
Speaking of it.
Why do women do it?
Are they doing it on purpose or unconsciously do it without realizing?
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ITT: total anal devastation
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>>143308951
Did he actually cum from that? Did all the girls see his milk spurting? Did it hit Megumin in the face?
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>>143308438
korean zombie flashbacks
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>>143308840
He knows not to push it too much. They'd let him die immediately if he overdid it.
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>>143309022
we can only hope.
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>>143308588
Yes, but what's that got to do with konosuba?
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>>143308865
AS109
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>>143309033
oh shit don't remind me
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>>143309049
WTF, take this blog shit to /b/, they might like it there. this is just fucking disgusting.
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>>143308840
He values their friendship obviously.
He's not gonna ruin it by making a wish like "I want to impregnate every single one of you by force except for Aqua, but I guess I'll stick it in Aqua's shitter".
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>>143309049
Is it hard?
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>>143309106
His stuff is hot as fuck

You'll never prolapse Megumins womb ;_;
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>>143309022
butt apparently the after effects of his pleasure were pretty bad.
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>>143308484
Having someone suck your dick after performing anal penetration.
The act of anal sex indelibly stains your cock with the taste of human shit-cavity, making oral a horrifyingly unpleasant prospect. Because there often isn't any visual indication that your cock is mired in the repugnant bouquet of human wastematter, it can be an unpleasant and highly unsanitary surprise to the adventurous but uneducated, hence "never go ass-to-mouth" being a widespread meme cautioning against it.

Some people still get off to the idea because the thought of the compelled degradation, humiliation and domination of their partner is a powerful angle.
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>>143309104
EVERYTHING!
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Really happy with how this turned out. I can't wait for S2.
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>>143309150

No it's kinda spongey.
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>>143309155
>came so hard he turned into a bishie
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>>143309154
Truly the master of defloration.
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>>143309162
>stains your cock with the taste of human shit-cavity
>Not reading 4chan anal guide
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>>143309189
Go to doctor.
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>>143309162
Actually it can taste very good, assuming the proper measures have been taken to clean beforehand
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>>143309179
Yunyun went full Aquafaec.
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>>143309131

Oh sure it's fine for everyone to talk about fucking a girl's ass and then making them suck your shit-stained cock but talk about constipation and suddenly you get prudish? Fuck you man.
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>>143309220
To be honest, if I had a girl like Megumin suck my dick after anal, I'd rather have her (or YunYun's) shit on my dick.
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>>143309282
>ass to mouth with full scat

Now that's disgusting
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>>143309268
Aqua is contagious.
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>>143309321
OK, she gets one chance to clean it off with her piss.
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>>143308836
What was he actually trying to do here?
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>>143309369
That's more acceptable
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>>143309258

Yeah probably for the best. Hard to think I got a tumor since the last time I shoved my finger up there (2 weeks ago) but you never know.
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>>143309385
He wanted her to snap it off. Kazuma is not above a little CBT.
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>>143309277
Prove that you are a cute 2D lolikko.
Then you can blog about the insides of your asshole as much as you want.
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>these threads
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>>143309522
You came to the wrong neighborhood, Megumin. Now bend over.
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>>143309282
Crimson demons don't go to the bathroom.
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>>143309569
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>>143308438
>>143309033
Same director, same magic.

Praise the lord.
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>>143309615
Their little reaction there was priceless
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>>143309653
Korean Zombie got incredibly boring in S2.
Hope that won't happen with konosuba
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Chuuni kazuma best kazuma
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>>143308448
>you will NEVER be this boss
>you will NEVER get a lap pillow from Wiz

why even live? If I die I might have a better chance
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>>143309754
I think that was the fault of the source material.
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>>143309441
>I got a tumor
Don't worry, it's spongebob squarepants toy that you forgot in there.
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>>143309754
We can only hope.

Konosuba is a better source material, but it got quite popular mid-season and money talks.
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>>143309807
Do it. You die you get sent to a magical world where things like this happen.
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You are boobs. Boobs.
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>>143308438
so it's okay for a guy to get anally raped but if a guy makes lewd comments about a girl it's punishable by death?

d-do nips really find this funny?
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REMOVE cowtits.
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I missed the silliness of this show

S2 when?
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>>143309754
I'd say vol 3 is a little weaker than what they did in S1, but the rest that should be S2 will be gold.
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>>143309886
Double standards etc
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>>143309441
well tell us what the doctor says anon.
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>>143309886
Because men can take a joke without making it about them personally.
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>>143309886
Autist-kun, go away.
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>>143309900
I feel there's a story behind this...but it's so funny I don't mind not knowing for now.
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>>143309155
> stream of hot water under high pressure shooting into his asshole

Depending on the amount of pressure and temperature the water had, he could have taken some serious damage.
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>>143310040
Megumin wants them titties and resents Yunyun for her bust.
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>>143310133
Yeah, he's lucky he got a prostate orgasm out of it instead of ending up like Mr. Hands.
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>>143309155
>>143310133
just out of interest, how would people react if this happened to a girl?
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>>143310220
Likely something along the lines of "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going."
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https://a.uguu.se/NTq11rgXpJVC.webm

This was hilarious.
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>>143310220
would be forever known as an anal slut by the fandom.
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What's with their names?
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>>143310220
An endless stream of enema doujins gushing from Japan
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>>143309907
I agree, but I'm really looking forward to some parts, mainly centered around Megumin and Yunyun.
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>>143310220
I'd fap to it furiously, and wait for the doujins.
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They will adapt vol. 5, right?
Please
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>>143310220
Are we talking about anal or vaginal?
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>>143310412
>They will adapt vol. 5, right?
I hope so.

that novel was amazing -cover to cover
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>>143310365
Is YunYun the one with pantyhose?
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WAGA NA WA SMUGUMIN
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>>143310412
Is that the crimson demon clan one?

Dont they have to go to bath city and do veneer?
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>>143310220
I'd get aroused.

>>143310445
Either way I'd get aroused.
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>>143310469
YunYun is the one with the name YunYun.
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>>143310262
>Wiz's face after dick is mentioned
EROTIC.
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>>143310445
Vaginal trauma is not okay.
Treat pussies with care.
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>>143310600

I'm laughing way more with Yunyun's face.

God, that

>WHAT THE HECK, DID YOU SERIOUSLY SAID THAT, WHAT NO

face
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>>143310600
>Yunyun's face after dick is mentioned
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>>143310384
Well, anything related to Megumin will be gold animated so no worries there.
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>>143308286
I watched the ova 30 min ago.

Why can't I stop grinning like an idiot.
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>>143310729
It was just that good
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>>143309904
January 2017
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>tfw you'll never wake up to see this.
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>There will be an MC as based as Kazuma

This OVA only made me sad because no other show will be this enjoyable for me.
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>>143310833
meant there will never be an MC as based as Kazuma.
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>>143310833
>>143310876
It's true. All other MCs are pathetic betas compared to this man.
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>>143310763
>you'll never be boobs
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>>143310763
> You are boobs.

That sentence still cracks me up. Simple, yet hilarious and mean.
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>>143310833
Your first anime?
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He died for his sins
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>you will never experience this feel
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>>143308286
Why is the demon king not wrong?

Is he actually a good japanese guy and everybody doesn't like him? what's about him? what did he do, what are his powers?

Why is he evil?
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>>143311077
He lived as few men dare to dream.
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Welp.
I just bought KonoSuba's 4 novels (5 and 6 weren't available) and Megumin's 3 spinoffs from CDJapan just because.

And I don't know any moon. Am I weaboo now?
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Kazuma confirmed one of us
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>>143311129
Thank you for reminding me.
Also, fuck you.
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>>143311077
Live for the dream, die for the sin.

He did what he had to do.
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>>143311241
Did you expect anyhting else from Satou "Not a Lolicon" Kazuma?
He craves that loliko
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>>143311241
We already knew he was down to fuck though, he just gets cockbocked.
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>>143311129
i have experienced this feel anon. it feels wonderful.
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>>143308592
She's nice but I don't like her voice.

>Ne, ne, Azunyan, let's become wizards!
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>>143309441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo
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>>143311129
>you will never smell the crotch of a walking corpse
Why even live?
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>>143310365
Chuuni parents.
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>>143311224
Poor Perrine...she just can't catch a break.
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>>143311241
Kazuma loves both DFC and Oppai girls equally, he's that based
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>>143311235
Join the club. Also you can order from Amazon.co.jp and they'll include all shipping fees.

I even got reimbursed a few hundred yen because customs didn't check a couple of my packages.
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>>143311129
What other anime had a man so based when given a lap pillow like this.
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>>143309904

dat scene was priceless
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>>143311235
Why would you buy something you cant read
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>>143311991
To support the author, to add it to your collection. Good opportunity to learn Japanese though. When I first started learning having manga and LNs in Japanese to read was helpful, I still have the first few volumes of Death Note in Japanese.
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>>143311939
>>143311129
>those thighs

THICC
H
I
C
C
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>>143312065
Buying the bluray would have been a better choice desu
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>>143310763
How can OC be so good? It's not fair.
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>>143312126
More expensive choice, maybe he didn't have $200 to drop on anime.
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>>143311241
Its just like my doujins!
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So how does it feel knowing that Aqua won the Kazumabowl after all? He wasn't even trying to bang the damegami.
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>>143310281
One amazing doujin is enough to start a fire that will burn for all eternity.
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Not even half done and it has me laughing. God I missed this show. Can't wait til January.
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>>143313330
Wish this OVA had more Aqua, but what little there is, is well used.
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>>143313330
Why did he accuse her like that without any proof?
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>>143313477
God I want to bully Aqua.
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>>143313524
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Where the fuck are all of you watching the OVA? I want in
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>Yunyun's expression
priceless
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That was some of the best OVA i've seen.
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>>143313588
It's up at the usual place.

You aren't a streamfag, are you, anon?
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>>143313588
How new are you?
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>whole ova of Kazuma making the girls do lewd things
>has Aqua put on fetch quest duty the whole time

Can't wait for s2
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>all those dings
Best scene in the OVA
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>>143309282
I WANT YUNYUN'S SHIT ON MY DICK
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>>143313641
Normally, yes. Everyone is just downloading it then
>>143313659
Very
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>>143313704
You're only getting that if you make her or Megumin clean it afterwards with their mouths
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Did anyone else watch this also think that Kazuma knew what would unlock it and took this opportunity to scum it up. I didn't realize until the end after his confession that he was clueless to what would make the choker unlock.
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What would you make the Konosubas do if you were Kazuma?
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>>143313588
>being this technologically ignorant

You suck
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>>143313824
Ass to mouth championship
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>>143313724
Streamfags are second class citizens on /a/, learn to torrent or resign yourself to low status.
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>>143313758
Fine. But Yunyun has to cover my dick and the insides of Megumin's ass with her piss, to lube me up for anal with Megumin next.
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>that smug look as she falls over
Even in montages they never miss a beat
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>>143313886
I hope you'll make them drink that afterwards

You have my approval
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>>143313861
I DIDN'T KNOW I'M NEW I CAN TORRENT I PROMISE
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>>143313588
>Not watching the 2 min WEBM
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>>143313957
>Megumin approaching Yunyun status while going to Kazuma's table
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>>143314009
You better post a screenshot of your client getting the OVA and god help you if it's uTorrent.
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We can now universally agree that Yunyun > Megumin, I think.
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>>143313983
Drink what? You mean the gooey cocktail of Yunyun's piss, my semen and Megumin's shit and anal juices?
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Watching this show is so funny its a religious experience
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Was it really necessary to call her boobs twice?
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>>143308286
I could not stop laughing at this episode. I really can't wait for the second season.
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I'll be honest and say that I'd never expect that DEEN would make the AOTY.
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>>143314169
DEEN somehow takes Spring AOTS with a buzzer beater of a single OVA.
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>>143314070
Actually not. Yunyun is definitely better than I would've expected her to be, but she doesn't hold a candle to Megumin.
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>they actually killed him over that
Dang I thought they were bullshitting
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>>143314082
>You mean the gooey cocktail of Yunyun's piss, my semen and Megumin's shit and anal juices?
Yes
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Did Aqua make him put the collar back on and he died 4 days later?
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>>143314009
Bet you use utorrent too don't you, you fucboi
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Pushups is my new favorite fetish
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Why did Darkness get so sad when he called her Boobs? She seemed to be looking forward to some abuse as well
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>>143314295
They most likely just beat him to death.
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>>143314070
Genuflect on your shit taste and end yourself
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>>143313824
Have them go nopan for 4 days, have them sit on my face while I inhale deeply, watch them relieve themselves out doors while I take pictures, blackmail them with pictures, and cuddling.
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>>143314062
>>143314344
What even is the to-go client nowadays?
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>>143313330
>Nymph with her mouth full of food.jpg
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>>143314370
> They most likely just beat him off to death
BASED.
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>>143314152
Ofcourse, else you'll end up with a single one.
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>>143314464
This fucking guy.
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>>143314464
I just use qb personally
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>>143314464
BitTorrent 7.8.2
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>>143314464
Basically anything that isn't uTorrent
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Holy shit I haven't laughed this hard at an anime in a long ass time.
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>>143314070
Megumin > Yunyun > the rest
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>>143314464
qb torrent, and nyaa for the weeb stuff.
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>>143314464
>>>/g/
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>>143310876
konosuba kazumas not even the best kazuma
shame it will never be finished
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>>143314450
Which girl would smell the best, and why is it Megumin?
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>I tried really hard to see you as a heroine, but it was useless...
>Don't give up!

Don't give up, Kazuma-san.
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Where were you when DEEN saved anime? Again?
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I didn't feel like megumin was for lewds until this episode.
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>>143314654
Because she's underage
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>>143314654
Megumin would smell like explosions
Darkness would smell like pussy juice
Aqua would smell like retardation
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>>143314062
I'm sorry everyone, it bittorrent okay?
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>>143314877
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>>143314850
>Megumin would smell like explosions
>constant stench of fire and smoke whenever you're around her
DA BES
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>>143314877
Yes
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Where were you when lolis were kill?
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>>143315016
Where are megumins pantsu?
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>>143315047
Yunyun's mouth
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>>143315016
> Megumin wearing leg strap
She wins every time.
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>>143313588
>>143313724
>>143314009
>>143314877
Lurk for 2 years before posting.
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I want to rape Yunyun with all my might
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>>143314877
>>143314979
>using software literally owned by a copyright company to download copyrighted materials
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>>143315103
So she just stands there confused for a few moments before walking away?
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>mori subs
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>>143314877
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would you do it, anon?
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>>143315307
> Can we breed her?
> No. It's hopeless.

Does he have the Ah! Damegamisama curse?
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>>143315307
>aqua confirmed stinky
I fucking knew it. Aquaposters are *BRRAAPP* posters.
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>>143310470
Smegmin?
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>>143314984
I see bright futures in shitposting for this image.
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>>143315557
Kazumin
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>>143314558
Wow, how times change... since when uTorrent is considered crap?
I still use mine, though I haven't updated since it went full ad retard after some version...

>>143314979
And look, a purple clone.
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>>143315307

>Picks up her hair and sniffs it
>Tries to be a pervert with her, honestly tries
>It's just no good, he can't see any value in her

I laughed hard with that.
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>>143315699
Anything after 2.0 uTorrent is trash. That's when it went from being the smallest client possible to being ad riddled bloatware trash that reports back to companies.
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>>143314464
Latest Utorrent release with free miner.
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>>143315699
I just stopped using it a year ago after the whole bitcoin mining controversy.
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>>143315739
But the 3.3.1 doesn't have ads, and it's the last whitelisted version on BakaBT (I used to seed there) that's why I kept it.
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>>143314850
>Megumin would smell like explosions
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>>143315699
>>143315843
use qTorrent or rTorrent.
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>>143311511
yunyun and megumin are sisters? I thought they were friendly rivals?????
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>>143316062
No, Megumin has a sister but it isnt Yunyun. Yunyun is the daughter of the chief of the village and Megumin is the daighter of hobos.
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>>143316062
Megumin and the loli in the middle are sisters, Yunyun isn't
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>>143315699
>multiple ellipses
>utorrent
lurk for 2 years before posting, cancer.
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>>143314464
utorrent 2.2.1 anything else is garbage
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>>143316130
>>143316147
ty anons, why they all look the same tho?
>red eyes
>black hair
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>>143315307
long hair get in ass crack, how do you think it would smell?
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>>143316200
It's because they are from the same clan
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>>143315307
>>143315437

If I was Kazuma I'd be fucking her hard everyday while making sure to cum in her butt so she can sit on my face and *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP* the purified semen on me.
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>>143315307
I'd escalate every night after she gets drunk and eventually stick the tip in her butt where I would release the goods. Hopefully she wouldn't notice the goop coming out of her ass the next morning when she takes a hangover shit.
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>>143315699
>He willingly installed a program that mines bitcoins for someone else on his computer
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>>143316200
Its possible their ancestors hair colour was genetically modified to be black. They are all also geneticially modified to have red eyes that glow when they get excited. Their clan was started when a lazy scientist basically was creating a wizard race and their had chuuni requests from him like glowing red eyes and dumb names.
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>>143315739

still using 1.8.1, there hasn't been any need to update since then
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>>143314850
>Megumin would smell like explosions
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I want to feel Amamiya Sora's anal walls clench around my dick as I spray my hot semen into her tight shit hole.
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>>143308440
That's not Megumin, that's Nonon.
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>>143316397
> He ingeniously commented on a version that it doesn't apply
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>>143314877
1. qBittorrent
2. Deluge
3. uTorrent 2.2.1
(skip a few)
11. shady Russian-made client
...
n. Bittorrent or modern uTorrent
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>>143316549
B-but she's 3D!
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Is it shit taste to say that I prefer Darkness over the other two girls? Not seeing a lot of Darknessfags in these threads lately.
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>>143316759
>liking Boobs: the character
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>>143316731
this but unironically
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>>143316759
Darkness is a fantastic toy and doubles as a bodyguard. Wiz is for marrying, Megumin is for daughteru, Aqua is for beating the shit out of.
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>>143316759
Darkness is kinda 1 note so far and I like her jokes well enough, but she isn't developped enough to really be better than Megumin or Aqua.

Aqua is of course, best girl.
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>>143316794
She has a good ass too, plus a beauty looks. Everything about her is great except for the name.
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>>143309797
Dark Flame Master!
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>>143308286
Fuck off generalfag.
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>>143316873
lalatina
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>>143316759
>Divorceness
She's nice, and big tits are always great, but she's severely outclassed as a character.
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>>143316759
>Prefering used goods
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>all this abuse

Yame... yame...roooo...
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>>143316873
She's pretty dreamy, it's just hard to compete in a cast this good.
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>>143316940
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>>143315625
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>pulling off all that fucking shit when death isn't final in that world and a god or a priestess can resurrect you at any time
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They killed him didn't they?

I cannot risk watching this in public since i doubt i can hold my laughter. (same goes for s1)
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>>143317505
>he doesnt die from the curse
>the girls kill him instead
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>>143317505
Except it is literally only him that can be revived multiple times, and that is because Aqua bullied her junior.

Everyone else is a one time deal. And priests with a resurrection ability is extremely rare, among an extremely rare class to begin with.
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>>143317687
No, he was supposed to be unable to be resurrected because he wasn't from here.

Everyone else can be brought back by a powerful enough priest, but he was the only one Aqua had to bully the local goddess over bringing back
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>>143317687
Why do Megumin and Darkness not recognize her as a goddess then?

She's constantly pulling off shit that no human should be capable of, like purifying the lake and flooding the town
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>It's an Eris-sama scene
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>>143317505
You can still die from disease and old age, and there's nothing you can do about that.
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>>143317783
Holy magic isn't that rare, so they may just assume she's one of the "chosen one" types that cycle through every so often.
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>>143317783
Megumin is the only human in the world capable of casting Explosion and Darkness cannot be hurt by any means possible.

As far as they're concerned she's a freak like they are.
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>>143308413
I want to fuck this undead woman. In a sexual way. Sexually. Doing sex.
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>>143317939
What.
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>>143317774
Yeah, that's what I said? The only reason he is an exception to the rule is because of Aqua.

Aqua can revive anyone else just fine, but they can only be revived once. She says this explicitly when she had to revive multiple people once.

>>143317783
They question how she can do this stuff at times, but whenever she says she's a Goddess, because of how she is nobody believes her. It's a Cassandra truth situation.

So far the only people who know she's a Goddess are Kazuma, herself (though she forgets sometimes), Matsuragi, Vanir, Wiz, and the Succubi. Also presumably the Demon King too, but he is only aware of her presence.
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>>143308482
Mercy.
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>>143317687
>>143317774
Isn't that exactly what that anon said though? You're not exactly contradicting anything, also where's your proof that a "powerful enough priest" can do it? What other character than Aqua has revived anyone?

Only person I can think of is Zesta, and he is mentioned to be one of the few Arch priests around. And it's never said whether or not he can resurrect anybody.
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>>143317989
Weird. I just remember her saying something along the lines of "reviving this many this soon after death is nothing for a goddess like me" when Darkness was thinking they were gone for good.
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>>143309155
Why does he look so bishonen here?
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>>143318078
To be fair it was a while since I read that volume, so I might be mixing up what Eris said and what Aqua said. Though I remember a character at one point saying how people normally only get one shot at resurrection at some point.

I kind of assumed it was Aqua since it sounded a bit like something she would shove into his face. But it may have been Eris after Aqua bullied her, I will have to double check on that.
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>>143317967
Never trust the ara ara
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Can someone tell where this ass to mouth meme came from?
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>>143318193
KINSHI
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>darkness saggy boobs
My dick was not ready
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>>143310907
How do I become as alpha as the Green Man?
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>>143318220
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>>143318285
は、早い!
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>>143314263
As long as Aqua's there, death only means he gets to say hi to Eris.
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>>143318078
>>143318182
Okay I just scanned through the first few volumes again, seems like you're right.
>“Darkness, just leave such things to me! At my level, the fresh corpse that hasn’t passed on too long, I can resurrect them easily! This is wonderful, now you all can drink together again!”

And the line I was thinking of was indeed said by Eris, though in a completely separate volume.
>“Hold, wait a minute! No no, I am sorry, you have already been revived once, by the laws of the heavens, you can’t be resurrected again! The other side can’t hear us, unless Aqua senpai is connected to your voice. Could you help me pass the message?”
>“This way, the gate to the mortal world… Really, this normally wouldn’t happen okay? By the rules, be it kings or big shots, everyone else only gets one chance… Really. You are Kazuma-san right?”

Though my example was off, my point still stands.

>>143317813
It's pretty hilarious in a sad way how the guy who grabbed the invincible suit of armor that healed him died of disease. If he lived a bit longer he would have surely nabbed one of the princesses as a wife.
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>>143318474
And now he doesn't even need to die anymore to see her.

So now Aqua has lost all usefulness, and truly has become a useless Goddess.
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>>143318541
>those hips
Unf.
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It's probably because he chose Aqua as his cheat item. Infinite revives.
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This part was nice
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>>143318623
>That little slide she does on the grass

Every time.
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>>143318623
Bits from the Megumin spinoff, I think. Toward the end.
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>>143318193
>The skirt appears in the foreground as she sneaks from behind.
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I want to drink Megumin's piss!
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>>143318757
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I want a yakisoba pan now
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>Anything it takes, you say?
You can pinpoint the exact time where he comes up with the plan.

>>143318603
Nah. She just bullies eris to revive him. And all the scoldings from their superiors is directed at eris. (poor girl)
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>>143318804
Is it bad that the only word I can read of that is "toilet"?
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>Wiz's thighs are pleasantly cool and soft

Fuck him. FUCK HIM.
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>>143316365
The large intestine absorbs fluid though, so there probably wouldn't be goop. If she didn't poop in the middle of the night the rectum would probably send the semen into her large intestine to have the fluids absorbed.
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>>143318887
Well it's the only word in Katakana so it's the easiest one to read.
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guess I'll finally pick this up.
Who had the best subs for it?
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>>143312228
it's actually around $40 for the ova with bluray
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I kinda want to find some tumblr outrage about this. The butthurt caused by the succubus was good and this is on a whole different scale.
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>>143318972
It's more I recognize that pattern of katakana to be toilet, not that I actually know the katakana.
It's so I can use the tag with r-18 in front of it on pixiv.

I am a trash.
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>>143319007
FFF or Chihiro
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>>143318956
Now I have an image of Aqua's bowel contractions absorbing fresh semen into her body, and my dick is hard. Thanks, anon.
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>>143319051
>butthurt caused by the succubus
What happened?
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>>143319051
what did they say about the succubus?
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>>143319081
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>do 100 push-up
>get me yakisoba bread
>I will decide the duel
Holy shit every moment in this OVA is priceless.

>>143319007
I just watch in on kissanime.
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>>143319123
Nothing really, just some people were annoyed the anime had a boob episode and blah blah sexist blah blah crap.
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>>143319179
>people annoyed that anime was sexist
well that's never happened before, right?
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>>143319152
I love the fact that they just left Darkness behind doing the pushups and went outside.
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>>143318956
I- is this true? I wouldn't think it would get absorbed so quickly.
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>>143319224
KonoSuba ruined anime with the patriarchy, but then saved it by introducing Aqua.
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>>143319265
Let me put it this way...the fastest way to rehydrate someone if you can't give them an IV is to pull the needle out, shove the catheter up their ass, and stomp on the bag to pump the fluid up there.
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>>143316365
>only the tip
>not wanting to bury your dick as deep as it can go inside her poop hole before impregnating it as hard as you can
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>>143314644
I remember that show wind stigma right?
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>>143319265
Have you ever heard of coffee enemas?
Next to intravenous injection, the rump is the quickest way to get something into your bloodstream thanks to how efficient the large intestine is at it.

That's also why you have college kids fall for the vodka enema meme and get themselves killed from alcohol poisoning.
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>>143318887
>>143318972
If you can read katakana, you should be able to read hiragana just as easily.
>>
From psychological point of view, one of the signs of chronic depression, is getting out of proportion response to stimuli.
For example this OVA is comedy gold, which is understandable, but getting a laugh from every second of it, that's bad news for you /a/.
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>>143319452
Is that how suppositories work? Assholes are pretty lewd.
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>>143319265
Well, when you don't act on the urge to poop, the rectum will send the poop back into your large intestines for further water absorption, which can cause constipation.
Maybe if the rectal walls don't detect the semen and the body doesn't feel the need to eject it, it might stay in there. The rectum itself does not absorb fluid or ions, as published by a paper in 1970. As for speed, the large intestine itself absorbs fluids quickly, as that is what it was meant to do. It absorbs 1.5 to 2 liters of fluid per day, after all.
Semen itself only comes in an average volume of around 2 to 5 ml, but of course the amount of ejaculation prior to measurement is important as well.
Besides, if the semen goes into the large intestine, it'll probably get mixed with the poop anyway, so it's not like she'll be able to tell that she had her buttwalls painted white.
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>>143319484
A little digestive anatomy goes a long way for fetishes.
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This wasn't the fanservice I asked for. Fuck fujos.
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Just got done watching it. Oh man, I'm in tears. I forgot how great this show was. They really did just kill his ass at the end.
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>>143319484
Shove things up your ass is the quickest way to get them into your bloodstream. It bypasses your stomach and just absorbs stuff through the mucous members of your colon.

This is also a way to survive at sea, seawater up the pooper will help avoid the issue of salt water.
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>>143319523
Thank you very much, Anon-kun, this will really help with my anal rape fantasies in the future.
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>>143319624
I didn't understand that; it's now like his persona wasn't known before, so why didn't they just let him die in the first place? And when he comes back, does he resurrect from his body? In which case, what happens to the collar?
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>>143319626
Are you trying to kill people?
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>>143310445
vaginal definitely
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>>143319704
Anon's not wrong though, the small intestine is the one that will absorb ions so the salt and other dissolved ions probably will remain in the large intestine until passed. The large intestine will absorb alcohol though, since it passes through most internal membranes.
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>>143319626
>seawater up the pooper will help avoid the issue of salt water.
But then you just have salt water absorbed directly into your bloodstream. That doesn't solve the issue at all.
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>>143319695
>so why didn't they just let him die in the first place?
Because friends and stuff
>Does he resurrect from his body
Yes. That's how it was last time.
>What happens to the collar
Well, when you take the neck out of the equation, it's not so hard to take a collar off. I.E. they waited until the collar decapitated him, took the collar off, and rezd him.
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Was there a proper stitch for this? My attempt seems to have failed.
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>>143319704
Death to butt chuggers and parachuters.
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>Sad lonely Megumin

;_; why you have to put sudden feels in your silly ova
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>>143319786
Don't worry. She got a party now.

...is that a good thing?
>>
I prefer streaming to torrenting. If I download something while on my library's wifi the library knows what I'm downloading. What is even the benefit of torrenting your shitty cartoons?
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>>143319763
No, I mean, there's stuff in ocean water that is way worse than salt that you're shoving into your blood stream when you bypass the organs that are supposed to help protect you.
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Funny OVA.

Hopefully S2 won't get stale
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>>143319827

It is and Im happy now, but she was so sad for a while
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>>143317386
I black censoring bar would be the perfect addition to this image.
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>>143308438
>He cast explosion magic all over Megumin's face when this happened
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So is season two going to have Kazumas adventures with the OTHER party? Or did we skip that?
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>>143319933

we already skipped it, but they could always fit it in easy enough
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>>143319933
Skipped. Would be a nice OVA.
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>Aqua all but stated that she knew about him jerking off next to her at night
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>>143319933
Not sure yet, seems like they skipped the party switch with Dust, since they just dumped Rin and the others in the last few eps of season 1 if I recall correctly.

Personally I have no clue how they are going to do Vanir, since they skipped over Keele's dungeon. Not to mention that had some neat Aqua bits (though she still screwed up in the end).
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>>143319880
I hope we get a Kazuma scale or nendoroid too.
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>>143319855
The thing is though, the large intestine only absorbs water and secretions from the bacteria in the large intestine, and if you think about it, the stuff that comes out from your butt are things that your body didn't want anyway. Most things get absorbed in the small intestine.
And if you're maybe referring to small sea bacteria and such, I feel like they probably wouldn't be able to survive that environment since they're not adapted for it.
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>>143309106
Too much ryona.
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>>143319990
>Kazuma can't think of Aqua as a woman
I'd like to know how he did that.
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>>143319990
I love how she accused him of fantasizing about her, but when he outright said he didn't she got pissed and pounced on him.

I actually love their relationship the most in this series.

Though I still want some more moments with him and Yunyun. I swear if volume 9 fucks with me more than it already has I'm going to be depressed. Aqua bits are fun, but I just want more bullied Crimson Mage girl with our resident scum
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>>143319855

I was mistaken, it was rain water mixed with a bunch of crap that made it poisonous to be ingested orally.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6082586/Shipwrecked-for-38-days-the-real-life-family-Robertson.html
>He said she knew the water, which was contaminated by turtle blood and offal, would be poisonous if taken orally, and insisted her family take enemas using tubes from the rung of a ladder.
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>He wanted to go to a rpg place where he has tons of girls following him around and want his dick while he is the best in the whole place
>He literally is exactly that but doesn't notice that

Pleasce tell me that he atleast get's the hint sometimes later in the LN. And if not atleast tell me that he atleast wants to have one of the girls as his Girlfriend.

I hope it's explosionmin.
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>>143319523
Are you an expert on rectal activity? Is it possible to fall asleep with my dick in Aqua's ass and wake up with it still inside?
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>>143319855
Like whale shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KD7O8W_VLo
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>>143319861
If they get to the Crimson village, S2 will be AOTYAY
The antics during the climactic fight are top-tier material.
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>>143320167
He's pretty down to fuck Megumin but cockblock.
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>>143320118
Yun Yun has been paired with Dust going by the Vanir novel. A person who disgusts her, but somehow makes it work out.
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>>143320118
I agree.
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>>143319786
Of course they give the most popular character the fairly serious scene.
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Holy shit man, This episode didn't disappoint!

I haven't laugh so much in a while.
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>>143320257
from whom?
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>>143314263
But how did they kill him?
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>>143320292
Aqua fetching a sandwich counts as a serious scene?
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>>143309900
>>143309615
what episode was this?
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10/10 episode.
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>>143320120
Yeah, it turns out that ingesting a lot of things orally is a bad idea. Things are surprisingly safe to go up the butt in a lot of cases just because the large intestine is super specialized for one purpose only.

>>143320186
I think that depends on your ability to stay erect while asleep. which usually goes on a cycle. If your penis is not very large when flaccid, and her rectum detects it, it might try to eject it along with poop, so you might wake up with poop all over your dick.
If you do stay hard for the entire time, it's reasonable to assume that it will stay in just because the erect penis isn't really very movable, especially if you're already down to the base. I can't speak for the state of your penis though. Not sure what would happen to your cells in that kind of environment. I'm assuming that maybe there's a bit of osmosis and your dick gets kind of pruney.
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>>143309900
>Megumin's pose
Hanzawa Naoki reference?
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>>143320349
>what episode was this?
read the thread you fucking cockgobbler.
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>>143320260
They have been paired together, but I don't see anything coming out of it. Dust has his own party too. I think it's just to make him relevant while he's not in the main story.
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>>143320314
A certain retarded goddess.
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>>143320376
Not that guy but usually my dick stays hard when I fall asleep to when I wake up. Is this bad?
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>You are now in the same spot as Kazuma
>You can take the hot god with you or literally become god in the world with an OP item
>Eventually you will become OP even without the Item but you will have to work for it and it won't be fun
>Keep in mind that your hot god will be useless as she always uses her skills for party tricks

I love Kazu but he could have lived the good life and he would be one of the few MC's that would have used it like a normal person would use it.
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>>143320260
Yeah, but it's Dust you know? Like in terms of scuminess, there's Kazuma who is selfish but well meaning most of the time. And then there's Dust, who happens to be an actual delinquent.

I mean technically it is the same type of dynamic, but after reading the spin-offs, and the whole "I want to have Kazuma-san's children!" moent, makes me just want to have her with Kazuma more.

Besides it may also result in more pissed off Megumin moments (like with what happened with Iris), which is always fun in my book.
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>>143320349
it's the OVA that came out yesterday
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>>143320427
God fucking damnit. I might actually have to pick this up. Does she also want his D or was it just normal Aqua shenanigans?
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>>143320349
You're dumber than Aqua
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Why did the wish granting choker have a union jack on it?
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>>143320500
Thank you. I had all the episodes downloaded last week and I thought I might had skipped one.
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>>143319523
>>143320376
>>143319452
This thread has been very informative.
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>>143320260
>>143320426
I think that pairing is just for the sake of the dynamic of the non-main party members, who fill up Vanir's circle of weirdos. Rather than an actual beta pairing sort of thing, all things considered I'm pretty sure Yunyun still prefers Kazuma over Dust after everything they've done together so far. Which admittedly isn't much compared to the rest of the girls.
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This OVA was absolute gold. Goddamn, that was actually hilarious, I hope they keep up the quality for season 2. How is the source material they will be adapting?
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>>143320251
They won't get that far and I would prefer they didn't rush it. I hope they do more seasons after this. They'd be fools not to adapt that volume.
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>>143309904

Kazuma has got to be one of the best male MC's out there. He was just so fucking hilarious in those scenes. Someone has to exploit the fuck out of this image.
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>>143316834
>Darkness is a fantastic toy and doubles as a bodyguard. Wiz is for marrying, Megumin is for hard fucking, Aqua is for beating the shit out of.

Fixed.
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>>143320521
I'm pretty sure she really, REALLY wants it.
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>>143320521
There's basically zero sexual tension with Aqua.
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>>143320376
>might try to eject it along with poop

I feel like the sensation of her anal walls contracting around my dick along with being able to feel her poop would make me instantly hard again, but it might be different if I'm not awake to experience it.

>erect penis isn't really very movable

Could a girl strain and push down with her anal muscles like she's pooping to push out an erect penis? Would that be safe? Would it even feel good? Sorry for such lewd questions.
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>>143320610
>Aqua cockblocking
FUCKING DAMEGAMI
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>>143320565
I think she's warming up to Dust. Or at least, is getting strung around by him a lot more easily.
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>We even got another "I'm Kazuma"

I don't know why him saying his own name tickles me the way it does but goddamit does it kill me
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>>143320610
They really need to find a nice secluded place where Aqua won't find them so they can actually fuck.
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>He doesn't want to dick Aqua.
That would had bean the first thing I would do.
>b-b-but shes dumb.
Then you can mind dom her have fun.
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>>143320521
>>143320610
Oh, thought you were talking about Megumin.

Aqua's kind of a weird situation, they mess around with each other and beat each other up all the time, yet they make it clear they hate being away from each other at times. There are characters like Matsuragi that mention how (from an outside perspective) they feel like they get along really well, and honestly they do appreciate each other a lot when they are forced to admit it.

Whether or not anything romantic can come out of it, is pretty unclear. Going by the WN, apparently the only time there is extremely clear mutual affection is literally near the end of the series.
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>>143320610
No I already know that Megumi wants his D. But does Aqua also want the D or is she just a cockblocking bitch at this point?
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>>143320728
She's more like the 'oblivious friend' type
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>>143320610
kazuma would not stop her

but Megumin is only really a side dish, Kazuma wants Eris to be the main dish though
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>>143320728
She's just dumb.
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>>143320728
Well she is cockblocking, but to be fair it obviously wasn't intentional (since she probably didn't know Megumin and Kazuma were in the same room). Plus it seems like Kazuma was actually kind of grateful for the cockblock in his narration during this scene.
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>>143320774
>Plus it seems like Kazuma was actually kind of grateful for the cockblock in his narration during this scene
I don't know how you got that from 冷静
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>>143320694
She's canonically a disappointment as a woman, and a goddess.
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>>143320728
Kazuma doesn't treat her the same way he treats the other girls because he doesn't see her as a heroine, while all the other girls he can see as heroines.
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>>143320709
It feels like Aqua is the end game to me, even though there is hardly any character development between them.
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So why didn't he give them the dick?
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>>143320458
Yes, having a constant erection can be damaging to your penile muscles. You might not actually have that though, as the body generally goes through cycles of erect and flaccid during the night to keep your penis healthy. If you suspect that you do have constant erection at night, try waking up an hour or two early to see if you still have an erection then. If you do, then maybe consult a doctor, that sounds like an actual issue. You know how they say to consult a doctor if an erection lasts more than 4 hours on Viagra?

>>143320626
She certainly could poop out an erect penis, but it's why I mentioned that it's not very movable if you're at the base of the shaft already, because that would mean that you're right up against her. She would have to move her entire body to get your penis out, and I'm not sure if that would happen while asleep. Although, having your erect penis forcefully jammed back into itself might not be a great thing to experience and your body might naturally try to retract from her butt.
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>>143320876
He didn't want to push it, hence why he gradually escalated things. If he had done the bath on the first day they would have balked.
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>>143320774
Not grateful, more like relieved. He was feeling nervous.
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>>143315711
Aqua is a failure as a woman
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>>143320889
That sounds serious. I'm basically masturbating for 8 hours while asleep at this point, rubbing it on everything.
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>>143320774
At this point in time Kazuma is like 18 or something and Megumin is 16. Correct me here.And he already said that he would like to have Megumin as his Girlfriend, I also know that the story isn't about love but for god's sale don't let the first girl win for once.

Don't get me wrong I like Aqua as much as the next guy but she just doesn't fit the MC's I don't give a fuck about anything Role. Again please corect me if I'm wrong here.
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So when are we getting more doujinshi?
There's only been one futa release and it was shit.
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>>143319179
Why the fuck would anyone who gets triggered by sex appeal watch KonoSuba? The whole thing is one big lewd sex joke. What's the point, otherwise?
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>>143320970
Megumin is 14 and he just turned 17.
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>>143320820
I was going by an anon's translation by that scene. And yes, while he specifically only says "I feel a bit calmer now". He talked about how Aqua who can't read the mood butted in as expected, but that he felt calmer because of that interuption.

In other words, from what little there is to go on, it seemed to me he appreciated the cockblock because it gave him time to cool his head and actually think about it. I never said he specifically said the word "grateful".

>>143320915
Couldn't think of that word at the time for some reason, but that yeah that was more along the lines for what I was going for.
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>>143321046
>17 year old boy
>dating a 14 year old girl


this is pedophilia
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>>143320969
For more information: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

>considered a medical emergency

I hope it doesn't hurt.
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>>143320970
>Don't get me wrong I like Aqua as much as the next guy but she just doesn't fit the MC's I don't give a fuck about anything Role

Okay while Aqua and Kazuma don't have a romantic relationship, like at all, not even really teased in anyway. You do realize the two who are closest personality wise are those two right? So if anything Aqua is the one best suited for his "I don't give a fuck" attitude, since she happens to be the one that shares it. Though that's honestly why they fight so much because neither wants to give a fuck, and they want to other to do shit for them.

I mean the moment where Vanir complained about the holy water on his doorknob really should have cemented that fact in.
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>>143315711
>retract from her butt

That's the last thing I want to do, I want to have my dick as far inside her as it could possibly go.

Thanks anon, I've learned a lot about rectums today.
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>>143321098
Here is your (you)


But seriously what country to you live in? Shouldn't you be shot at a wall for even posting here?
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>>143320167
he figures out in vol 8 that both megumin and darkness love him. But instead of pouncing on or even choosing one of them, he makes the conscience decision to pretend to be a dense harem lead, in the hopes its now the "season of his popularity" and his harem grows larger.

No shit. Dude wants a bigger harem, he wants to see if he can make it bigger and is curious who else will be added to it. Amusingly he tells Eris/Chris this plan and Eris tells him he'll be killed by Darkness/Megumin before that happens.
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>>143321140
Whoops, meant for >>143320889
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are people seriously implying anything will actually happen until Kazuma drags down the real Eris and at which point the LN will end with an open leading toward a harem?

there is a real reason why Kazuma is only active on Eris compared to everyone else being placed at "if it happens, it happens"
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>>143321159
die, you filthy pedophile
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>>143321140
If you put your penis in her butt, tied your pelvis to hers, and maintained an erection, it shouldn't come out.

If it became flaccid, then it is a lot more likely to come out, even with a generous flaccid size.

I hope this helps your fantasies, anon.
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>>143320975
>So when are we getting more doujinshi?
Season 2
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>>143320493
>Yeah, but it's Dust you know? Like in terms of scuminess, there's Kazuma who is selfish but well meaning most of the time. And then there's Dust, who happens to be an actual delinquent.
which is what makes it funny. Megumin commented that Yunyun would be the type to fall for a delinquent/bad guy's lies and get knocked up. While Yunyun said that megumin would fall in with a shady/questionable guy who took her in and fed her.

They both were 100% correct.
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>>143321186
>Eris made a naughty expression as if she was about to pull a prank.
>“Between Chris and Eris, which one do you like?”
>“I like both.”
>“Uh… Oh… Is it? I wasn’t expecting you to respond without hesitation. I thought you would be… How should I say this? … the kind of person who hesitates at saying this confession-like words.”
>Chris’ eyes wandered uneasily as she suspiciously opened and closed the salt bottle on the table.
>“No. I wasn’t confessing. It’s just stating my plain preference… The tomboyish boss and the soothing Eris-sama. I felt neither should be given up… Ah! If Chris and Eris could be swapped back and forth daily, it would be like dating two people at the same time! That’s Eris-sama for you. You’re so awesome to be able to make a solo harem. Please go out with me…”
>“You are the worst!! You really are a scum! Also, I told you not to call me Eris-sama!”

I can't tell you how much I fucking love this MC.
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>>143321191
As long as there are children pedophiles will be immortal
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>>143310365
>>143311511
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Are there more Kazuma/Darkness scenes? Any romantic-ish or proper lustful stuff?
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>>143321124
Personality wise, they are often opposites. Megumin resembles Aqua at times when she goes along with her schemes, and she spent some time with the Axis cult too. That's why Kazuma is always cleaning up after them. But he still gets along with everyone. This isn't something you can go in absolutes about.
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>>143321282
Huh, I always considered that as a meta comment on how both of them would end up being attracted to Kazuma, who didn't match their stated type of guy. But in hindsight I guess that does make a lot of sense.

Doesn't change the fact I still want Kazuma to be the one doing the knocking up. I want Arue's fanfiction to come true goddammit!
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>>143321295
>Komekko is "the greatest precious little sister"
my dick
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Kazuma is a savage.
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>>143321098
This OVA will be a field trip to tumblr SJW.
Besides your so called pedophilia, was practiced IRL.
Your grand grand father was a pedophile for fucking your grand grand mother when she was 13.
In Shakespearian literature, Juliet was 14.
It's only in the last few years, some stuck up sex fearing individuals decided that having sex with the fertile years are bad for the mental health of children.
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>>143321295
I want to impregnate Komekko
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>>143321295
>youngest loli styles herself as precocious
what a little semen demon
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>>143321295
>The one entrusted with the task of looking after the house when everyone's away
You're now picturing Komekko being left at home by herself for months at a time, keeping the place clean and tidy and promising to do her very best for when her sisters will surely come back.
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>>143321433
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>>143321318
They wont have proper scenes for a long time but it gets mentioned every now and then.
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>>143321295
I want to use Komekko's holes.
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>>143321098
a 9th grader and an 11th grader can date perfectly legally. I don't understand what the fuck you're trying to get at
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>>143320376
Doesn't the large intestine secrete some salts from the bloodstream?
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>>143321457
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>>143321457
>the edges of her cloak are dirty from dragging on the ground
she's just so precious
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>>143309886
To Be Fair, Kazuma was doing almost the same to Megumin.
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>>143321465
I want to continually deposit semen in her asshole, injecting fresh loads before her rectum has had time to absorb the last one.
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>>143321340
Okay, on an initial impression Aqua and Kazuma seem to have opposite personalities, but if you bother to take a real look you'll see they can basically be the same person a lot of the time. It's just that Aqua doesn't think things through as well as Kazuma does. It's why they can perfectly predict what one another will do/has done so well other than just the time they spent with each other.

Take aforementioned Vanir moment. Kazuma thought about rubbing holy water on the shop's door knob to get back at the devil. But her decided against it because he realized it would just end up hurting Wiz considering the usual way things turn out.

Aqua on the other hand, outright does it, because she didn't actually take the time to think out what would happen.

Then take the situation with Eris festival, where Kazuma engaged in scummy business practices, though he ended up feeling really guilty about it and second guessing himself. While Aqua outright did a pyramid scheme without remorse for the most part.

Not to mention that scene with Matsuragi that really highlighted the fact that they actually get along really well.

I'm not saying they are going to get shipped together anytime soon. But there is a good reason why they stick to each other like glue anon.
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>>143321104
It's also a sign of a possible spinal cord injury.
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>>143321340
The two of them are incredibly similar in thought process. In terms of thinking, the two of them tend to do very similar things, it's just that Aqua tends to be impulsive and do the things that Kazuma only thinks about doing.
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>>143321584
I feel you.

What is it about Konosuba and everyone here wanting to use the anus, though? Truly this is a series for super perverts.
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>you will never make darkness do push ups with your dick in her mouth
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>>143321493
From what I've read, it secretes potassium ions and chloride ions, as well as bicarbonate ions but I don't remember why. I'm thinking the potassium and chloride ions have something to do with muscle contractions, while the bicarbonate ions are maybe for maintaining pH balance?
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>>143321284
kinda funny how people go on and on about megumin when Eris has pretty much won
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>>143321650
Aqua's butt was featured early into the series and was shown to not wear anything
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>>143314976

>not smelling her hair while you cum inside
>dat smell of gunpowder while you impregnate her
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>>143321295
I love the whole clan but Megumin will forvever be the best.
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>>143321457
When does Komekko come into the manga, anon? I've been looking for the page but still can't find it.
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I always love it when threads get highly informative about the strangest things.
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>>143321754
Prequel manga
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>>143321650
Probably a certain damegami and her lack of panties, exposing her fuckable ass.

Piss-related lewdposting was also common when the piss episode happened.
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>>143321794
Thanks anon. Does her cloak have patches on it for the aesthetics or because she can't afford a new cloak?
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>>143321714
Eris is just a crush. And I think personally she's the most boring girl, don't really see all the love for her. Aqua is definitely a much more fun character.
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>>143321859
Megumin's family is dirt poor.
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>>143321783
Human biology is the only thing I know, anon.
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>>143321881
>I think personally she's the most boring girl, don't really see all the love for her.

its not about your taste, its about Kazuma's own taste

and compared to EVERY OTHER girl, Eris is MILES ahead of everyone
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>>143308836

>it an't going to suck itself
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What would these panties smell like?
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>>143321932
Okay, anon that's a pretty big exaggeration right there. While he did (jokingly) ask her to marry him, and they did have some nice moments in volume 8. Megumin is still pretty clearly in the lead by far you know.

I mean you'd have to be in full on denial mode, (or just hate Megumin as a character) to not see that at this point. Especially as of volume 9.
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>>143321932
Miles ahead? I don't think so.
Duckness offered to fuck, and Megumeme has a lot of Kazuma points and is pretty much sleeping with the guy already.
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>>143322041
Urine, fecal matter, and vaginal secretions.
They're perfect.
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>>143322041

>stain
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>>143308413
Look at thar rigor mortis on her nipples.
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Kazuma is fucking fierce in this OVA.

This is the worst he's ever been.
What a piece of shit.
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>>143322136
Like your panties don't have stains.

>>143322354
Rigor mortis usually goes away in about 12 hours after enough muscle fibers deteriorate.
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>>143321596
Those aren't great examples, but I know there's not much to go on. Kazuma was going to be more honest and enjoy the festival but he was seduced by the succubi, much like any other man. Aqua just did a pyramid scheme because she could.
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>>143322136
You either don't wipe your ass the right way or don't change your underwear everyday because you only get stains like that because of that.
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>>143322510
>changing your underwear every day when you don't go outside and show your underwear to people
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>>143322136
Wear black underwear and convince everyone you know to wear black underwear to never see stains.
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>>143322375
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>>143322608
>Wear black
>never see stains
>people really think this is true
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What LN volume is Japan on right now? Is chomsuke really demon princess?
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>>143322417
Okay well then how about give some examples where they are clearly opposites? And just them butting heads doesn't exactly count by the way (not to mention a lot of that is actually a result of their similar personalities funnily enough).

>>143322647
Volume 9 just came out, and the cat is only half of the Demon King's daughter.
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>>143322375
>no darkness

C'mon.
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>>143322646
>this isn't true
Maybe for semen, but nothing else shows up, right?
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>>143322565
If you're not going outisde anyway then why are you wearing underwear in the first place? Just wear sweatpants they are the most comfortable tp wear amyway-
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>>143308836
I actually lol'd out loud holy shit kazuma is based
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As if you wouldn't use your mouth to clean a cute thief's pussy and ass after she's gone to the toilet.
What's the problem with burying your face in those filthy panties?
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>>143322757
>>143322757
>>143322757

Migrate here
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>>143322699
Why not just wear underwear and nothing else? It's pretty hot indoors.
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>>143322417
>>143321596
How are those bad examples? That anon specifically pointed out parts where Aqua and Kazuma showed how similar they are. You can't just say "that's a bad example" and not say shit other than that.

And Aqua didn't do a pyramid just because she could, she did it because, using knowledge she knows from Kazuma's world (much like he himself does) she did a scummy thing and thought she could get away with it since it was technically not illegal. In other words, something Kazuma would have likely done if he were in her position.

>but I know there's not much to go on.
Seriously? If you want to be a dick just outright be one. Going for the roundabout insult is kind of retarded. Not like you have much to go on yourself it seems, considering you didn't bother to type much at all.
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>>143322673
>Volume 9 just came out, and the cat is only half of the Demon King's daughter.
This and the demon king being japanese were revealed in vol 9?
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>>143322691
wrong
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>>143322809
No the Demon King being japanese was hinted way early on, but was pretty much outright confirmed in the first Megumin spin-off.

And the details about the cat was explained in the Megumin spin-off too. Specifically in the very first chapter of it, where Megumin first meets the Demon King's daughter. Though volume 4 also made mention of it too.
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>>143322819
Please educate me, anon.
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>>143322855
>Though volume 4 also made mention of it too.
With Kazuma hoping it'd be a beautiful girl?

Sounds like the megumin volume reveals too much.

Is sky stopping translations at 9? I'm still at 6.
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>>143322940
Well Kazuma went into the mixed bath with said Demon King's daughter in that volume, and she was talking about trying to find her other half. Which he chalked up to chunni speak.

The talking with the cat thing, was in volume 7 I believe. As for Sky, they said they will stop translating the series after they finish volume 9.

Though the anon doing the "alternate" translations might continue on, but I don't think we have heard anything from him about it yet.
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>>143323028
>and she was talking about trying to find her other half.
Was this in crazy aqua cult city? I think I remember it. So that girl was the human part of chomsuke?
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>>143322883
Blue and brown are the best colours
White, black and grey only make the stains stand out
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>>143316025
is qbittorrent acceptable?
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>>143322808
It's a bad example because under the circumstances, it could have happened to anyone. Kazuma wasn't trying to exploit the festival, just make it successful to make up for lost time. It was then that the rest of the officials brought him in with bribes, something most male adventurers would protect with their lives. Kazuma wouldn't do it because he's not dishonest enough to scam innocent people. He even tried to give the mansion back after he found out Aqua had caused the problem in the first place.
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>>143322413
In case of undead, doesn't it depend on how long it took until they were reanimated? For example, I recall something about jiangshi needing to hop around because their joints are too hard to move.
And this episode was amazing.
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>>143321295
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT DODONKO.
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>>143323353
That makes sense, but do the effects remain like that once they're reanimated?
For example, people get erections after death due to rigor mortis. If they were reanimated afterwards while having an erection, would they have an erection forever?
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>>143323499
Well, where else do you think zomboners come from? I don't think zombies have enough blood in their bodies to get an erection, but I still see them having sex every so often.
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>>143322673
It's not about them being opposites, more so that they aren't so alike. All the characters are jerks in their own rights, and Aqua has had more in common with Megumin, since everyone but Kazuma is an eccentric.
They are very close, don't get me wrong, but that's a different matter.
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>>143323563
I think it's not that they don't have enough blood but that they don't have any circulating blood to go to the penis.
Also, not all of the body decays at the same rate but I feel like if by the time your flesh is coming off, you'd be dead for long enough for your penis to not work.
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>>143321098
Learn what the pedo- prefix means, nigger
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>>143323740
Only literal pedos use this prefix argument
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>>143323832
But that's not true; it's an actual, good argument. There is a major difference in pedophilia and hebephilia, where one is attraction to those without sexually developed bodies and those who have. Hebephilia and ephebephilia were socially acceptable in western society until sometime in the last century, and ephebephilia still is considered acceptable given that "barely legal" is a thing. Now go be a nigger somewhere else instead of making retarded non-arguments.
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>>143324089
I'm not saying that the etymology isn't true or anything, just that only actual pedophiles bother distinguishing between pedo/hebe/ephebe prefixes.
That or you're an english major, in which case I'm very sorry for your nonexistent future.
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>>143323832
And to top it off, the statement here >>143321098 is just blatant ignorance and retardation, as these could both be high school students dating, and this actually does happen, and it is perfectly legal, as >>143321480 stated. Saying otherwise would be denial of the fact that there are high school students who fuck like rabbits.
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>>143324331
Except I am neither attracted to kids nor an English major. I'm just not a total fuckwit and actually understand the reality of things.
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>You'll never get Megumin to rub your dick
Just end it. End it all.
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I was dating a 14 year old girl when I was 25.
>>143324331
>just that only actual pedophiles bother distinguishing between pedo/hebe/ephebe prefixes.
typical STEMsperg fascist.
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>>143311511
>666 KB
Nice
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>>143324734
I'm the one calling his bullshit, and I'm in STEM.
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>>143321295
So what is Dodonko the greatest at?
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>>143309907
What are the chances party swap gets animated during S2?
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>>143325103
0%
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>>143325103
49%
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>>143325103
NNB S2 went back to skipped chapters, so 100% as long as you believe.
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>>143317783
Would you believe that a literal retard was a goddess?
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