Girls Und Panzer

Reminder that Mika is NOT Arisu's sister

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>>142802111
I want Mika to be my sister, but in such a way that I can still fuck her without having to like incest.

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https://a.pomf.cat/fftvai.m4v
10 metric hours in after effects.

>>142802171

Nee-san or Imouto?

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>>142802192
If you think there's a choice, then you don't understand.

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>>142802179
Eliminating bunch of nip tanks isn't really hard to do in a Centurion, but fine work there still.

>>142802179
Brilliant work.

>>142802296
How badly did the Centurion outclass the other tanks?

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>>142802296
So, not much different than an average Bastion POTG.

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>>142802179
10/10

>>142802297
>Both vying for Miho's affections
>Agree to competition, whoever cums first loses
>Maho steals away her imouto while both are distracted.

>>142802242

So you do understand then.

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>>142802377
In my mind, they're both bitter and resentful that they've lost Miho and Maho to the other, and their pent up dejection and frustration come to a head and they take it out on each other. Sexily.

>>142802556
That's the moment just before they kiss, right?

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>>142802337
Very big time. Post-war design eating 30's designs for breakfast situation. Though depending on the cannon on Chi-Ha's if it was the newer one, they would've had slight chance of doing some damage to the Centurion, but still highly unlikely.
Actually does anyone know which Centurion Mk number is Arisu's specifically?

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>>142802396
Does this look like an imouto to you?

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>>142802337
The nip tanks were early/mid war tanks used by a nation that didn't ever face the strategic need to build and upgrade a large tank force.

The Centurion is the result of the entire war's worth of research and development by a nation constantly trying to improve its tanks against arguably superior enemy tanks.

>>142802703
>Its not gay we just crashed our cannons together for a while

>>142802179
I wonder if she hand picked her crew.

>>142802171
Step sister is the best route.

>>142802701

How old are you then?

>>142802692
Are there any identifying traits of the different versions?

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>>142802296

Depends on the Slope tank

>>142802733
>against arguably superior enemy tanks.
stop

>>142802337
Centurion even a mark 1 is basically 2 generations ahead of anything Oarai allied team had.

>>142802179
>Nishi riding exposed
>tanks sent into a back flip from a point blank shot

Thank goodness for carbon!

>>142802703
Spoiler this lewdness at once.

>>142802814
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centurion_(tank)#UK_variants
I'm not really familiar with Centurions but I assume it's the usual Mk3 one, but as one anon said yesterday how Hetzer has different variant parts mixed together in GuP, I wouldn't be surprised if the Centurion shares some mix mash stuff too.

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>>142802798
Young enough that Mika could look enough to possibly be my nee-san, but old enough that I don't want to have to think too hard about it.

>>142802634
If by kiss you mean topple over onto each other and think to bite off the other's tongue before furiously making out and tearing the other's clothes off.

>>142802910
I guess you could tell by the 20mm vs. the Besa machine gun? Do we have a clear picture of what was on Alice's tank?

>>142802844
What's wrong with that statement?

MULTI
TRACK
DRIFTING

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>>142802179
Nice!

>>142802999
That's exactly what I meant.
Who would have the advantage? Erika has been doing senshado training for longer, but Yukari's a loader.

>>142803111
Erika's taller and probably heavier and has longer reach. Plus Kuromorimine and has a long history of martial arts, and all the students seem like total hard-asses. Yukari may be loader stronk, but it's hard to fight someone who's bigger than you. I think Erika has the advantage, but it'd go back and forth.

Does anyone have the webm of the awesome CGI shots in the last fight of the film?

>>142802855

Centurion isn't as magically super awesome as you're saying it is, it was a "universal" tank but it was still at the end of the day an evolution of the "cavalry" tank design theory, if you compare it to other very late ware tanks such as the M26 Pershing or T-44 that were transitioning into the main battle tank theory of tank design, it's most noticeable for it's reliability, climbing ability and the British finally adopting an angled frontal glacis on their tanks but it couldn't do everything. And it was still armed with the 17 pounder 76mm gun, an excellent gun but with poor HE performance compared to other late war tanks. Remember when the British went into Korea, they brought Centurions but they also brought Cromwells which could do things the newer Centurion could not.

>>142803252
Worth noting that both of them are shorter then the objects of their affection and Erika definitely has a more dominant personalty so she might have a psychological advantage as well.

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>>142802179
Nice.

How's /GuP/ doing tonight? I'm a little bored, just got off work...

>>142802844
He ain't wrong. Well, except maybe for the "arguably" bit.

>>142803045
>>142802910
Alice's tank is a Mk.I. This has been debated to death in these threads and we're 100% sure of that.

>>142803264
This one?

https://a.pomf.cat/yygpzr.webm

>>142803346
Yukari may have shrunk away on their first encounter, but now she's got something to prove. Now she's /fit/, more confident, and more willing to defend Miho's honor. Erika's a bully, but she probably wouldn't throw the first punch.

>>142802179
This is perfect. Thank you for this, anon.

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>>142803598
But Erika has her entire school years worth of sexual frustration due to Maho never noticing her. Yukari wouldn't stand a chance.

>>142803598
Remember that this whole sordid encounter starts because the Nishizumis dumped both of them. So Yukari's in low spirits to start with and Erika needs to make herself feel big again.

>>142803568
>https://a.pomf.cat/yygpzr.webm

Yeah, thanks anon.

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>>142803568
That pan over Miho's hatch is probably the most natural-looking integration of CG in an anime I've ever seen, no exaggeration.

Does anyone know if Actas did the CG for the film in-house, or was it outsourced to a different company?

>>142802179
I don't get the Overwatch meme
Why is it so popular?

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What's /a/'s favorite tank to Totsugeki in?

Mine is a tie between the T-67 and KV-85

I only play WoT because the GuP mods are objectively better

>>142803820
>Totsugeki
Pz. 1 C.
It gots the dakka and Its one of the fastest things in its tier.

>>142803655
>>142803664
I imagine it would switch the whole time. Erika would get on top, let her guard down, then Yukari would take over. This would happen for the whole evening, until they're both exhausted, panting and sweating, and maybe a little bruised for good measure.

>>142803655
Erika would definitely be the one needier in bed. She'd probably initiate in all of their first tenuous encounters until Yukari accepts her as a substitute.

>>142803664
So Erika comes to pick on Yukari to boost her ego and spread the misery. But Yukari doesn't back down this time because she's just as heartbroken. Would Erika be the one to escalate the fight? Maybe slapping Yukari after she spits back an insult, and then Yukari starts punching?

>>142803806
No idea. I played the beta and all I got was a flashier TF2 with more characters.

I never really cared for TF2 so maybe that's why.

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>>142803524
Alright, thanks I'll take your word on it.

>>142803820
Stooooog always and ever. In all games and forms.
BT-series is a good runner-up.

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>>142803806
Because Overwatch is popular.

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>>142803806
>I don't get the Overwatch meme
>everything that is popular and I don't understand is a meme

>>142803875
Erika would be the one to start shoving even if she doesn't initiate the kiss, as she'd need to switch over to physical domination once its clear that the verbal abuse isn't getting anywhere.

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I want to be dominated by Shizuka!

Girls und Infanterie when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2ddxjGVZ34

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>>142804078
Hopefully never.

>>142804000
>everything that is popular.... is a meme

Sadly in this day and age, that seems to be the prevailing mentality.

>>142804078

There's THAT doujin...

>>142804078
Girls und PTSD induced hallucinations do anything for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_6LvKWy5vo

>>142804000
>>142804155

It's not that new or interesting

Everything we didn't agree with used to be a troll, then it was bait, then it was a meme. Look away for a few months and the new word of the day will change again.

>>142804030
So Erika starts bullying Yukari and Yukari's the back foot throughout the fight. I guess she'll have to retake momentum after they start kissing and groping each other, with Erika being momentarily disarmed by the foreign feeling of physical intimacy and affection, albeit stolen. There's got to be some back and forth otherwise it's just Yukari getting raped and Erika taking out all of her frustrations on her. Which is good too, but not as good.

>>142804229
THAT's by that one guy who always makes the worst things ever, right? Damn. And I thought Asanagi was the worst thing GuP had to worry about.

Help. I can't stop listening to Sakkijarven polkka.

>>142804422
Aaaand?

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>>142804422
I can't stop thinking about how badly I'd like to fuck Mika.

>>142804422
there's some pretty good remixes on Nico with Mika art

>>142804422
None of us can.

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>>142804475
But Mika isn't for lewd.

>>142804341
So which of them starts sobbing first and when? Their obviously both emotional trainwreaks but one of them is probably gonna crack a bit earlier then the other.

Just watched the movie and loved it.

Season 2 when?

I need more Rosehip in my life.

>>142803955
Can someone replace Adam with Carlos?

>>142804625

When they think of something better and not be stale.

>>142802179
Shimada clan sure is strong

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Bunny tankette.

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>>142804422
By the time you've been listening to it for two weeks, you stop minding the fact that you physically can't switch to any other music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9FL9IMr9kg

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Not nearly enough DUCE in this thread.

>>142804613
I'd say Erika. It'd be in that moment where she's pressed her mouth to Yukari's while on top of her. Yukari would all of a sudden stop trying to awkwardly punch Erika in the side and gingerly move her hands to Erika's cheeks. That unexpected gentle gesture, that'd be what breaks her. She'd forget herself for a split second and imagine one of Maho's rare smiles. Then she's take another look through her tears and see Yukari's hate-filled gaze.

>>142803806

Because Play of the Game videos can end up being really funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiMJ-s4T16M

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Chrisdie Suspsnesions :DDDD

>>142804653
Like a whole episode dedicated to a volleyball match?

>>142804804
I dunno, I also really love that one violin/viola/cello/whatever other strings track. Which only seems to play briefly when Oorai finds out the terms of the university match, but the full version is great.

Reminds me of Rise of Nations.

>>142804884

Volley ball video game match on tanks at the beach. OVA that shit.

>>142804653
Man, how hard could it be? They don't have to save the school for a third time, but the show has dozens of characters we already like and a sports premise they could take anywhere.

Maybe they just don't trust the writer after Haifuri.

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>>142804872
Last overwatch shitpost. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COlKHRRNeak

>>142804804

I want Alice to look at me like this as I pat her head

Lewd the ducks

http://exhentai.org/g/944511/970a679ceb/

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>>142804532
Everybody in this thread has eyes, a dick, and fantasies about fucking a cute Finnish hobo. You lie to us like that.

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>>142805196
>still no doujin of the short one getting molested by the other 3
why bother existing

>>142805243

Scans one day

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=5421269

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=522050276

>>142805319
Does this mean a 1/12 Tiger?

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>>142805330
For some reason the "6" from the end of the first link ended up in the other one. Fixed:

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54212696
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52205027

Nevertheless, thank you anon, you have given me hope.

>>142805319
Based. Instant pre-order tier.

Also this >>142805364. I missed out on getting the Panzer 4, but I won't fail this time

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>>142805186
I want her to look at me like that every night when we finally go to sleep after three hours of non-stop fucking.

What school do you think Alice would end up joining?

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>>142805196
Meh, still failed to top this one IMO.

>>142805539
I think her best bet would be St. Gloriana. She has a reserved enough personality that she wouldn't be as out of place as Rosehip and the girls there are capable.

Saunders could also be a good choice, but we don't really know how good the individual team commanders are, plus she wouldn't blend in easily personality wise. She doesn't idolize Katyusha so Pravda is out. And she isn't a duck, so no Chihatan.

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>>142805479
The H is still up for pre-order on the Good Smile shop

>>142805539

There's a question.

It's unlikely she'll join any already established school.

If I had to bet, I'd say her mom is going to make her current school a combination middle/high school and university all on one campus. It'd a little messy, but it's better than any other option.

The three gay pedophiles aren't important though to hang around if Alice isn't with them, and it's unlikely that they'll follow Alice back to high school. Even if the four of them do join some random school, it'd create too much unnecessary drama.

>>142805364
Hopefully.

>>142805695
Well they'd probably make up some boring unthemed school for her to join, but that's no fun. So let's say they do pick an existing school. No gay pedophiles. Based on personality, preferences, or whatever else, what do you think would be a good fit for her?

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How much did you pay, /a/?

>>142805671
She already got kicked out of Pravda.

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>>142805812
Mika is not a slut.

>>142805829
talking about that comic?
Yeah, she managed to pissed Darjeeling, Katyusha and now Saunders trio.

Now apparently she about to check Kuromorimine....

>>142805812
>use the word "pay"
>wake up
>music played in background
>the house is empty

>>142806046
Oh, I haven't seen the others, got them saved?

How do you piss off Saunders? Burn the American flag?

>>142806049
You have a freshly-sewn incision on your abdomen

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>>142805965

>>142806087

Crashed a plane.

>>142806087
Danbooru, and crashing their plane.

>>142806153
Isn't that normal for the US?

>>142806198

Well it probably wasn't magnificent or stylish enough for Sanders. Or maybe after the crash, Kay dropped her cola.

>>142806198
>>142806192
>Accidentaly crashing Saunders plane on twin buildings

>>142806108
B-but my kidney just has gone with WIND

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>>142805943
You have no proof that she isn't.

>>142805965
What tank is that? Looks kinda like an M4A4, but it's hard to tell with all the tracks.

>>142806258
Ah, that'll do it.

>>142806046
Funny that she pisses off Darjeeling by talking about the Centurion. Her regular tank was that Sherman, right?

>>142806419
presumably, yeah.

>>142806369
Could be M4A2 or M4 too, the perspective kinda screwing with identifying how far the bogeys are separated.

>>142806419

She pissed off Darjeeling by talking smack about early British tanks, mainly the Churchill actually, about being too slow.

>>142804377
Funnily enough Asanagi stopped making GuP lewds because he liked the series too much.

>>142806507

M4, you can tell by the square shapes on the hull for the crew. Newer model did away from that since it compromised armor value.

>>142806523
He should draw saccharine-sweet GuP yuri. Just to fuck with everyone.

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I want Mikko to ride my dick while she is driving the tank.

>>142806539
not really, protruding crew hatch is common feature of every early production Sherman.
Even early M4A3 still has that feature.

>>142806523
Last time he draw GuP lewds its actually very tame than his usual work.

>>142806523
I don't know what to feel about this

It's not like his guppy work has been bad or awful anyway

>>142806637

You know the A designation doesn't mean an real improvement in the overall design right? It was mostly either the engine or how the made the hull metal and whatnot. That said, did the Brits use diesel or gasoline for their tanks? Or both?

>>142806693
>Nee-chan, stop, that's embarassing!
>Is being embarassed really so bad, Arisu?

>>142806523
>Funnily enough Asanagi stopped making GuP lewds because he liked the series too much.

I have this mentality.

I hate lewds of my favorite characters in shows. It feels like dishonoring them.
Even if they are just drawings, it feels bad idk why

>>142806153
>>142806198
Not her fault really, girls flying planes is just unnatural.

>>142806752

It's a respect sort of thing. Don't worry about it too much. So long as you don't do something stupid or crazy.

>>142806734
Yeah, i know.
I just point that protruding/box-like crew hatch is common in early production Sherman like shown here:
http://the.shadock.free.fr/sherman_minutia/hoods_hatches/hoods_hatches.html

And i guess brits use both, considering they at least got M4A4 and M4A2 (petrol and diesel respectively)

>>142806848

Then we can chalk it up as an early model Sherman. 75mm, no .50, no HVSS, maybe gas or diesel, not like they have anything else for fuel.

>>142806897
at least we know its certainly, positively not M4A1.

no sexy smooth curve.

>>142806136
Is this the tank equivalent of yaoi hands?

>>142806984

Well it's a mine clearer... so uh, hard to say.

people died in tanks like those
now schoolgirls use them for fun
>kill me

>>142807065

Hey, what about the tank that survived without getting hit? What about their duty? Would you rather let them rust and be useless. I think K had a thread like that recently.

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>>142807065
>We live in a time where killing warmachines can be used by schoolgirls for fun
What a wonderful time to be alive

>>142807065
People died slipping in the shower but I'm still gonna bathe.

>>142807222

They also die in car accidents. In fact, don't more people die in car crashes than in tanks over the past hundred years?

And planes. And diseases. Fuck it, we people, we do what we want.

Something about doing immoral things to the morality committee.

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>>142807244
That's the spirit

>>142807151
>good poetry
>just remember don't bother saki's best friend

>>142807222
what
was your bathroom used by a 1944 Russian Soldier?

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>>142807065
Pic related.

>>142807010
>mine cleaner
I didn't know this was a thing but it makes sense. You put the mines in dirt so occasionally you want to clean them.

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>>142807313
pic related

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>>142806136
Germans had weird approachs to clearing mines.

>>142807313
Modern fencing has nothing at all to do with actual combat

>>142807432

And the USA had the crab flail. And the USSR had anti-tank dogs. People had good and bad ideas for doctrine.

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>>142807396
you can't just post
>pic related
and assume people get what you mean

>>142807444
I think that's his point, the GuP has about as much to do with warfare as taco bell has to do with mexican food.

>>142807444
i think he was referring to how I was beaten due to the fact that the other anons claimed that people die in other objects as well but they don't stop using them

>>142807504
Darjeeling is too lewd

>>142807489
How are those bad ideas? It's probably the most effective way to clear mines.

>>142807432
Gotta make do with what you have on hand.

Contraily to what rumors say, there weren't that much Strafbattalions to be sent to clear minefields in advance.

>>142807504
Fair enough
In the pic, Russian soldiers are charging behind a T-34 which is used by you mates as a schoolgirl toy

>>142804269
>>142804155
>>142804000
Overwatch isn't a meme, it's quite blatantly been "overshilled" all over 4chan and the rest of the internet since day 1

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>>142807548
Yes I can see that, but your not actually integrating it into any sort of argument so I can only assume you posted it for the sake of posting it, like I'm doing with this.

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>>142807659
are those WW2....
huh

>well look at that. Noose is calling

So why didn't the uni girls use 30 Centurions? Or 29 plus the Carl.

You know what the best thing about Rosehip is?

She isn't the driver, which means that whoever is driving is either just as crazy as rosehip is, or is constantly having "FORWARD BACK LEFT FASTER RIGHT BACK FASTER FIRE FASTER" Yelled at her by Rosehip, often accompanied by spilled tea

>>142807754

Budget concerns? Or they just didn't have them and made do with Chaffees and Pershings.

>>142807754
Chaffee's are good scouts, Pershings are basically the same thing as Centurions.

>>142807659
>water revolver

How the fuck does that even work?

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>>142807736
Life must be tough considering that you're so easily triggered.

>>142807796

I would imagine that Rosehip would give a vague order like follow that tank and let the driver do her thing in the fastest way possible.

>>142807796
The driver must have gone insane long ago and now just mecahnicaly carries out whatever insane order Rosehip gives her.

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Has /ak/ played Tank Hunter? I picked this up recently.

>>142807796
It would be a constant stream of 'GET READY GET READY GET READY' then 'GOGOGO'.

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>>142807736
Not entirely but this is a GuP thread rather then a purely WWII thread so my post is clearly and inarguable on topic.

>>142807796
Rosehip's Crusader must be a dumping ground for St. Gloriana's misfit students, fingers crossed for an OVA

>>142807840
it go squirt squirt

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>>142807879
http://www.goodsmile.info/en/product/5581/Tank+Hunter+Girls+und+Panzer+Edition.html

Holy shit. I have no idea what this game is but I want it. Also:
>Orders from the GOODSMILE ONLINE SHOP will include a St. Gloriana Girls High School Crusader MK.III unit card, based on its appearance from Girls und Panzer der Film.

>>142807894
lol. Well you have clearly beaten me. I was here to fuck around because i was bored. I won't annoy you with stale arguments any longer

>>142807894
I imagine that Rosehip just has her driver and herself. She'd say that she does it to keep communications as fast as she is, but everybody else got tired of getting covered in tea.

>>142807954
That's awesome. Now if only I had someone to play that game with.

>>142807954
I picked it up from AmiAmi and got the Type 95 and Type 97 instead.

>>142808077
I don't get it

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>>142808032
Yeah, no. She got her own crew. Which i imagine is St Gloriana version of Ooarai automotive club girls.

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>>142808053
Which Type 95 and 97? The Japanese named several of their tanks that.

>>142808032
Nope, she's got others. In this scene the orange-haired girl was the most dynamic doing a little hip swinging, so I'm assuming she's the driver.

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Why would you wear a bomber jacket and a tracksuit while wearing shorts at the same time, this fit doesn't make any fucking sense in any weather.

>>142808133
Anon you need to go out more. Girl are wearing shit like that all the time.

>>142808133

I wear shorts, a shirt, and a vest during winter time at around 40-30 F. I bet someone else wore even less at an even lower temperature.

>>142808173
That they do.

>>142808053
>>142808132
Nevermind I figured it out. Shit, now I'll have to choose between TOTSUGEKIS and fastest girl unless I buy both.

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Holy moly.
That Centurion Mk 1 look sexy.

>>142808133
>this fit doesn't make any fucking sense

There's your answer.

>>142808186

How about if you get all the school one side belonged to? Would that make a difference?

>>142808186
Here are the rules in English.
It looks like the standard game has stuff like artillery and infantry too.
http://gesellschaftsspiele.spielen.de/uploads/files/2279/55b7b1e887729.pdf

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>>142805319
Late, but what are the odds we get an Anchovy figurine? I'd literally scratch build an RC P40 for her.

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>Hey Alice! It's time for your daily dose of fresh unicum!

>>142808276
http://myfigurecollection.net/encyclopedia/47051_anchovy

>>142808291
I really love it when they put pockets on the breast part of the shirt.

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>>142808303
This one looks really good.

>>142808439
Follow your dreams anon
http://plamoya.com/en/girls-und-panzer-anchovy-figfix-005-p-116397.html?cPath=143_2247

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>>142808439
Welp, time to build that P40.

>>142808480
I cannot justify buying a plastic figure for 90 dollaroonies.

>>142808276
I know the news was already announced earlier but this image just came out today and is confirmation that the figmas are now under way into production.

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>>142808504
You can if you just believe.

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>>142808194

>>142808504
>90 dollars

Oh god no. Guess she'll just remain in my dreams and as my desktop background

>>142808504
That's literally not even that much money. If you don't have HIV, you can sell your plasma for like $30 a pop at blood donation centers. Do this a few times, that way you can save lives and make your DUCE proud at the same time

>>142808585

Wait, that's a thing?

>>142808602
Not in first world countries.

>>142808602
In the land of FREEDOM, yes.

>>142808585
Is there a black market for blood or something?
Because the official donation centers here explicitly do not offer compensation for donating.

>>142808638
No. You go to a clinic. It's legit. http://www.plasmadonating.net/2013/03/how-much-do-you-get-paid-to-donate.html

>>142808567
Hah, you are a cheap little shit. Anime stuff cost this much. I bet you wouldn't even buy the movie.

>>142808666
Go away satan

>>142808666
Temptation has been officially endorsed by Satan.

That's how you know it's worth getting.

>>142808665
I cannot believe this, here in Europe you get nothing.
Can you legally sell your kidneys and parts of your liver in the US too?

>>142808763
>Can you legally sell your kidneys and parts of your liver in the US too?
No that's off limits. A friend of my dad's had to go to Argentina to do that.

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>$90 American
>$115 CAD
>for a figure that supposedly launched/was sold at 5000 yen at some point
fuck me

>>142808763

No, you'd also be dead in less than a month so fuck the compensation.

>>142808665
Thanks for the info. If times get really bad, I'll consider doing this.

>>142808801
You can also sell your sperm, but that's only if your genes and looks are desirable and have to follow a strict routine.

Does anyone have any good links to the OVAs?

>>142808781
It only means that she's popular. You should be happy.

>>142808098
I always thought Rosehip is the driver

>>142808832
Now that I do know. Not comfortable with that shit since it's very NAZI-esque.

>>142808892
She is a driver of her own life. Respect it.

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>>142808781
If we steal a Zeppelin we can fly to Japan and steal the figures ourselves.

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>>142807659
I want to lick Katyusha's cute belly

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>>142808854
But is my love the $115 kind of love?
Hell, that's before paying shipping or anything else isn't it?
>>142808931
>Zeppelin
I'm glad we're doing this in stlye.

>>142808931

What about an aircraft carrier? Like when /K/ did.

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>>142808841
Yes.

>>142808892
She's steering with her feet and gear stick between her legs.

>>142808960
The /k/arrier has been out of commission ever since /k/'s failed attempt at going to fight ISIS.

>>142808915
There's literally nothing wrong with voluntary eugenics

>>142808967
Can you share them?

>>142808832
This is dangerous.

There's been cases where they find the biological father and win the case for child support

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2WTNZ29cm8

>>142809005
True.
>>142809017
Also this sort of crap with gay parents, bullshit stuff. Fucking laws.

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>>142809015
You should know where to find them. They're in the /ak/ batch on nyaa.

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http://page21.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/j397130100

>>142809015

Google AK scans. That's your start.

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>>142809052
>State: Used
Thanks

>>142809017
Not possible if done through a legal clinic. The client has to sign a contract that prohibits them from doing exactly that.

>>142809099
>Description of item
will figFIX Girls und Panzer anchovy figure.
Purchased with the new article, it was kept without opening even once.
Your welcome

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>>142809099
I prefer to use the terms "previously loved" or "experienced" when auctioning my "used" figures.

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>>142809129
I know it's unopened, I just wanted to make that joke.

>>142809051
>>142809079
Thanks, I'll continue to lurk for now

>>142809121
Kansas disagrees

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/23/justice/kansas-sperm-donation/

>>142809099
Just like the real Anchovy.

>>142809167
Yeah, but that's fucking Kansas. If you're living there, you've already made a mistake.

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>>142809185
Them's fighting words, son.

>>142809167
Not through a clinic, he literally just sent 3 cups of his semen through the mail or something.

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Will someone do a translation of the Yogurt vs. Gloriana match? Pravda vs. Viking would also be appreciated.

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>>142809185
Did you enjoy getting beaten up in high school or something?

>>142807489
>crab flail

This is the coolest shit, can you imagine use during combat?

>Sitting in foxhole in the the hedgerows of Normandy
>The loud mechanical crashing of chains in the distance
>The hedges adjacent to you are suddenly torn to shreds as the mines placed below it erupt in thunder and flame
>A tanks punctures the minefield with legions of soldiers behind it rushing towards you with flinging chains

That sad face Oneechan made before firing up behind Miho is really cute, but on the whole she seemed even more incestuous than in the TV.

Mom probably noticed how dangerously close they were and were glad to separate them for a while at least.

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>>142809185
You trying to pick a fight bitch

>>142809209
Different Anon here.

You don't think Pepperoni or Carpaccio had to do something with it?

>>142808958
Dat predatory Nonna

>>142808990
>/k/
>going to fight FOR kebab

Wut?

>>142809099
>Dipping Dunce into pizza sauce then lick it off

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>>142809237
>get shot by AT gun because you're a retard
>your kamaraden have to pull your mangled corpse out

>>142809237

Shame I can't find any documentation on that. Maybe somewhere like an engineer battalion got jumped by Nazis or something and they used it then.

>>142809280
I said "fight ISIS", not "fight for ISIS".

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>>142809255
Do you think Katyusha and Nonna have met Putin?

>>142809297
>AT gun shoots at your Crab
>flail disintegrates the shell and "harmless" shrapnel flies everywhere, dinging your wicked sick paintjob
Seems good to me.

>>142809287
>Dipping Dunce into ketchup and then licking her tears

>>142809330
What kind of idiot would aim for the flail?

>>142809301
You can easily outrun them on foot.

>>142809241
You can't fight the facts: Duce is all dried up from selling herself to pay for Anzio's shitty feasts.

>>142809345
Don't be a baka senpai, the fail is HUGE

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>>142809345
The flail is the entire front of your tank.
Fuck yeah, America.

I want to cum on Aya's glasses.

>>142809380
>shitty feasts.

Too far.

>>142809399
Your vehicle is moving at 2km/hr with an incredibly unreliable close range armament that is prone to breaking down and the enemy has many angles of attack.

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Who /Gloriana/ here?

>>142809380
Too many? yes.
Shitty? hell no.

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>>142809421
Her design is extremely seductive

>>142809435
The Crab has a 75mm cannon, you just have to employ careful gunnery to fire it from behind your sick ass flail.

>>142805319
I want them in 28mm scale.

>>142808763
>I cannot believe this, here in Europe you get nothing.

Yeah, the European Union has a directive that prohibits the sale of human organs, tissue and such, so most hospitals in member countries can't and won't pay you for donating blood, bone marrow, stem cells, or anything.

>>142809477
Or you could just get a regular tank and employ regular gunnery.

>>142809477
Limited angle of attack and your incredibly slow speed makes you an extremely easy target to hit.

>>142809475
Twintail and glasses are a miracle of the universe.

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>>142809499
If you're boring as shit, I guess.

>>142809499
regular tanks don't have AT protection in the form of massive swinging flails.

>>142809530
Flammenpanzers are far more superior in terms of getting hilarious gimmicky kills. At least your speed isn't gimped and the enemy doesn't die instantly.

>>142809531
How viable is A FUCKING FLAIL DRIVEN BY A v8 for ATGM countermeasure purposes.
I suppose it would scare the shit out of the towelheads if nothing else

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>>142809558
That's warcrimes, anon.

>>142809337
>giving Chovy a ketchup enema in front of her team

>>142809560
Slow, vulnerable to MANPATS and not effective in urban gorilla warfare.

>>142808558
Kek

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>>142809573
Only a war crime if you lose mein freund

>>142809589
Alright, what if we made a tank that has holding cages for Gorillas? They'd be lightly armored to protect them against MG and autocannon rounds, and each tank would have 2 cages on the back and 2 cages of each side for a total of Six (6) Gorillas. I'm thinking a rather lightly armored overall vehicle design to reach 100kph+ for a tracked vehicle, with a 40mm Bofors for defensive armament.
It'd roll into an urban center with its low stealth profile and deploy its gorillas for urban warfare before providing agile fire support.

>>142809634
Will Maho ever accept Erika's feelings?

>>142809673
Question is, will Maho ever realize Erika's feelings?
She's got a mind for tactics but is otherwise denser than Nozaki

>>142809673
Only if Erika figures out that she has so spell it out for the girl herself in order for anything to happen.

>>142809695
In rabu rabu, Maho almost expects chocolate from Erika, so she at the very least knows that Erika feels something for her, but she seems to be keeping her at arm's length.

>>142809710
Erika's probably too afraid of rejection to actually make a move though

>>142809652
It would need to have no armor and armaments in order to carry those gorillas and maintain anywhere near speeds of 100kph (impossible even without the gorillas las) on a tracked vehicle.

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>>142809652
What are the gorillas armed with? This is important

>>142809855
Broadswords.

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>>142809710
They need one of these, but spelling "JUST FUCK" instead.

>>142809728
She's just too awkward and brainwashed into being the Nishizumi's heir.

Shiho has just the same problem. She believes her daimyo-like position as head of the school requires her to be an emotionally dead machine, so that's how she behaves and urges her daughter to behave.

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>>142809871
I vote for pic related

Will Yukari ever accept my feelings?

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>>142809728
>>142809732
Now with Mihos problems mostly solved, Erika will probably have better luck.
Also, a bit of friendship would probably benefit Maho AND Erika.

>>142809915

Will you be able to provide many tanks for her?

>>142809435
Get a bunch of them WALL OF FLAILS

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>>142809871
Someone asked for broadswords?

>>142809652
The CV-33 is already capable of carrying 2 apes around, why not use it?

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Was rape?

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>>142809900
>British BDSM

>>142809958
What you speaking of, tovaritch? Of course, not rape. Merely merciful punishment for airhead who divulged crucial information to opponents.

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>tfw no tanks to totsugeki with in Rising Storm

>>142809855
Tesla guns?

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>>142809985

Nina did nothing wrong

>>142809949
It can fit 3 apes in there, as shown in the movie.

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>>142808558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeEHfMXThRs

A GOOD, SOLID TANK.

>>142809920
Only 1/35 scale.
Unless I buy that tank museum we have in Cairns

>>142810001
Katana?

>>142803806
It's a pretty damn good competitive multiplayer shooter that is both accessible and deep. It's also incredibly well-made and has tons of character. It has some obvious flaws, but not to a degree that would prevent mobs of people from picking it up. What's hard to understand?

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Reminder

Please do not harshly treat your little guppies.

>>142809475
ギャフン~

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>>142810082
They defend themselves from me pretty well.

>>142810080
Might as well just go full steam and post it all

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>>142810001

there is nothing more satisfying than killing japs with a flamethrower

>>142810126
You mean chinks. And gooks.

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>>142810082
It's okay, she told me she likes it really rough straight in the ass with no foreplay

>>142810080
>tokarev
>jammed

Man... He should use a Nagant instead...