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You are given the chance to make your waifu real! All you have to do is cook a meal that satisfies your waifu.
Here's the catch: unfortunately your waifu now has the God Tongue like pic related and therefore it's a rather high hurdle. What will you cook for her?
Hard mode: no FREEDOMS
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>>142784707
My sperm after I eat high class food for several weeks.
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>>142784707
>make your waifu real!
No. Fuck off.
Her value lies in her non-real nature.
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>>142784707
Make something so horrible and strongly flavored that it breaks her mind.
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>>142784707
Erina IS my waifu.
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Steak, because it is the most delicious simple dish in the world.
salt, pepper, butter, and onions.
Just make sure you don't go higher than medium rare and get a good cut.
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>>142784925
>mindbreaking your waifu
Anon please
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Never cooked a meal. Then again, I only eat raw food.
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Apple pie.
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>>142784707
But my waifu's taste is explicitly cheap crap.
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>>142789085
You're going to have to do a lot of work aging the grease and getting just the right mixture of cleaning product residue into the food.
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>>142785487
It can't be helped. She's going to get a one-way ticket to Flavortown.
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>>142784707
Top ramen
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>>142784707
Goodness no! Why would any anon want to curse their waifu with a third dimension?
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