Girls und Panzer

>>142641297
Nigga, it's sonar

What is the machine translation about, even? What makes it different from the translation we've already got?

>>142641353
amusement value

I want to beat up arisu!

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>>142641353
Supposedly it will be really funny.

>>142641353
Bean chariots

>>142641364
>>142641391

So basically, it's going to be translated into Engrish?

Because they do not have best grils. Like cat and snail or snake. No crab

>>142641483
Yeah, in all its 70 tons of what glory.

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Realistically, who would crew this "tank" in the future, if Oarai ever fields it?

>>142641483
With 1935 Year Old Bean Chariots

>>142641483
http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html

>>142641297
Carbon coated active sonar

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>dat scene
>Rosehip keeps moving back and forth even when surrounded

What a funny girl

BTW do any of you /a/nons recall a scene where Rosehip isn't moving at all?

>>142641297

Casting buffs, obviously.

You guys should put /gup/ or something on the OP so it's easier to find the threads.

>>142641607
No, even when lying in ambush her tank's fidgeting back and forth. She only stops when she crashes into something

>>142641607
>roller coaster
>Catwalk after the lift hill
Triggered

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>>142641607
No, but she is going the slowest in this scene. I imagine Darjeeling had the steering apparatus locked in place with titanium.

>>142641535
Realistically no one would field an open top recon vehicle

>>142641297
Bard is mandatory to cast speed, endurance and accuracy buffs.

>>142641535
Realistically, girls wouldn't be able to properly operate any tanks depicted in this show.

>>142641692
>open top
Nigga...

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>>142641297
We Saki now.

>>142641297
They understand the importance of Inspire Bravery.

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Hoe do finn panties smells like ?

>>142641607
? Wouldn't that be her driver?

>>142641735
>tanks
>operated by anything other than girls
>>>fanfiction.net

>>142641692
It's not open too though, they're all just sticking out of their hatches.
>>142641735
Why not, the inside of tanks are much more cramped than what the show depicts and lolis have low profiles. Literally made to crew armored vehicles

>>142641793
Various vaginal discharges and piss accumulated after weeks of wandering around like a vagabond without washing.

>>142641793
Put an already rotting fish into a mixer, take a dump inside and then pee on it. Turn it on and smell the end product.

To cast Army's Paeon and Battle Voice obviously.

>>142641297
What was her purpose even? She did jack shit except playing that damn harp.

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>>142641607
No

https://a.pomf.cat/kfoxdk.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/wubgak.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/bwfyxf.webm

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>>142641516
I'd pledge allegiance to that flag

>>142641297
>>142641790
I like her hat.

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>>142641841
Now this I want to see a Doujin on

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You're sent to the Stone Age with the Rabbits

What do?

>>142641818
Tanks are shown to be operated by men in the show, in that military history movie the bunnies were watching in episode 10 for instance. It's just a thing of the past but not that much of a stretch.

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>>142641889
Pray and offer sacrifices to the Old God to please her.

>>142641906
>movie

>>142641906
>we're watching shows about girls crewing tanks
>the girls watch shows about men crewing tanks
P O T T E R Y

why do they all have male names

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>>142641941
Y'know there are other ways that you can please her.....

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>>142641855
Is speed really that important in senshado?

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>>142641353
It's Japanese > English translated using Google translate instead of actual experienced translators, which makes really amusing and out-of-context literal dialogue.

I served the military for 6 years, 4 of those were as a tank driver.

I got to say, GuP really does make tank driving seem like a fun thing, even though it's one of the shittiest things someone can do.

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>>142641516
Let's deepen Anglo-American relationships.

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>>142641854
Observing, commanding and entertaining.

>>142642009
Anything is fun if you add girls kicking girls to it.

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>>142642009
It looks better than infantry at least.

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Do you think Nonna would ACTUALLY believe that the snow is black as Katyusha says so, or is she just pretending to save Katyusha's face in front of Maho?

>>142642009
Reality sucks, watch anime instead.

Also what tank?

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>>142641889
Express my love for Aya and try to woo her so that we may raise a family in that trying age.

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>>142642078
Hai.

>>142641535
>if Oarai ever fields it?
They'd need to give it a turret for that.

Historical turrets actualy mounted here were Panzer I Ausf C, T-38 and (twin-turreted) T-26, (read: whatever old turret they could find "laying around" whose turret diameter fitted the vehicle's roof hatch), so basically MG-only weaponry (OK, OK, some Pz I turrets mounted semi-auto anti-tank rifles or even single 20mm guns, but still...)

Does anyone know the turret ring size of said tanks? And of the Pz 38(t) (the turret Oarai DOES have lying around)?

>who?
Some team with "loves to scout" as gimmick.

>>142641889
Become Yuuki's lover.
I know quite a few survival tricks and I know how to build mud huts (without using shit like the africans), animal traps, edible plants, starting and preserving fires and a ton about subsistence farming so it should go pretty well.

>>142642000
This needs to be saved and archived for posterity. Then whipped out and rubbed all over the face of faggots when they bitch about the /ak/ subs being "machine tranlated from chinese"

>>142642071
kurds und panzer

>>142641483
>not knowing about crabsticks
Be ashamed.
Feel guilty.

>>142641906
>the girls are watching unrealistic girly movies

>>142642009
Well, doing a thing as a hobby is different than doing it as a job.

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>>142641992
It's on the same level of importance as TOTSUGEKI, so YES.

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Maho no!

>>142642160
>Das Boot is a chickflick in GuP-verse

>>142642106
M1 Abrams. Kind of cool, your crew eventually becomes more than family after some time, but it is still really shitty to be in a tank for long periods of time.

>>142642191
Nope, submarines are for boys - they're stinky and disgusting. The subs, I mean. The guys just have cooties.

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>>142642188
Okay, I laughed, good job.

>>142642116
>Some team with "loves to scout" as gimmick
So people from the ninja class?
This fits because they introduced the vehicle and the people who would crew it in the same OVA
>cue montage of ninjas whipping through forests in their invisible not-tank at breakneck speed, flying a scout out of the tank on a kite, setting up decoys and disrupting formations, hetzer style

>>142642229
Don't forget about the planes aswell /a/non.

>>142642229
Boys are piloting planes.

Ships and boats are for both genders.

>>142642191
rather
>Kelly's Heroes, Battle of the Bulge, etc... are chickflicks in the GuPverse

>>142642229
Haifuri pls go and stay go

>>142642191
No anon, subs + planes = manly, surface ships + tanks = girly.
So das boot still gets a pass as a manly film for manly men.

>>142642249
The worst part is that it would make perfect sense

>>142642273
They are the equivalent of GuP in the GuPverse.

>>142641841
>>142641846
Cant believe finns are so unhigienic.

Gladly the team are just pretending to be.

>>142642249
>flying a scout out of the tank on a kite
Fuck you, now I need this in my life.

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>>142642273
>this is one of the best movies ever in the GuP-verse

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>>142642188

>>142642273
>Battle of the Bulge
>Bulge
But that's gay.

>>142641793
Like a Russian

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Which Usagi is your favorite?

>>142642287
>manly film for manly men
i think it would count as fujoshit in the show's universe
The kind of film you take out of the rental's in a paper bag and look over your shoulder constantly when watching

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What is this loader-chan's face trying to convey?

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>>142642392
TIts or GTFO-chan.

>>142642394
>i think it would count as fujoshit in the show's universe

That's like saying Band of Brothers is fujoshi.

>>142642397
"Why can't she just find a boyfriend already?"

>>142642397
>My commander is shitty
>My back hurts
>I wish I was in Kei's tank being treated nicely and having fun

>>142642392
Aya.

The pigtails, the glasses, the ZR, her love for movies. Pure perfection

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>>142642397
>Don't talk to me about my job

>>142642341
META AS FUCK!!!

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>>142642433

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>>142642397
Can't wait to go home and sleep with Takeshi.

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>>142642392
The mistress speaks to me...

>>142642388
Do you recognise it, Anon?

Why did the usagis take up senshado again? I know the volleyballers did it for their club and the automotive club was also promised stuff, but what about our beloved nomads?

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I fucking love this scene. No word. Just a light touch on her shoulder. Yet speaks more than thousand words about their comradeship and trust. Absolutely professional

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>>142642397
She deserves a better commander

>>142642449
well, it is in the GuPverse

>>142642511
Oh god. This is good.

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Is Saki autistic?

>>142642538
It was their first year, they hadn't picked an elective yet and the introduction won them over.

>>142642477
>I mean, Shermans shoot shells, not fire! Do they think this thing is a dragon? What a bunch of idiots?!
Really goes well with that face.

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>>142642392
Ayumi > Azusa > Aya > Saki > Karina > Yuuki

>>142642538
Thy like cute, girlish things

>>142642538
There's a scene in the caffeteria in the first episode, the usagis are somewhere in the background discussing senshado loudly over the main cast. They have magazines and shit

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>>142642183
Thanks for reminding me anon that I need to finish my Totsugeki picture for the stream.

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>>142642609
Shut up infidel. The chouchou spoke to her.

>>142642566
In the real world everyone would be shouting "shoot the fucker" and cursing all the time regardless of the level of trust and professionalism.

>>142642609
She's an autistic genius.

>>142641297
Arent the Finns OP? Looks like they could clean up of they brought a few tanks to the fight

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I wonder what would Yukari think if she found out a boy liked tanks?

>>142642392
I love them all but if I one of them could become my girlfriend I'd choose with Yuuki.

>>142642392
Karina = Asuza > Ayumi > Aya > Saki > Yuuki

Don't get me wrong, I like Yuuki's design, but her overly squeaky voice turned me off

Wouldn't mind petting or cuddling though

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Anteaters OP pls nerf

https://a.pomf.cat/wqcqeo.webm

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>>142642689
They did a pretty good introduction of her.

>>142642682
Not in that situation. They likly went all "WE'RE GONNA AMBUSH THE FUCK (sorry, the apropiately girly swearword) OF THAT FUCKER" a second before that scene, but at THAT precise moment, that Pershing was SO fucked that they didn't even need to shout.

>>142642686
Idiot Savant?

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Glass butterfly

What if S2 is about the sensha-do teams vs the boys aerial teams?

I don't know how they can carbon coat bombs, but it'd definitely be fun.
Just imagine a B-29 flying over them and dropping bombs all over the field, as their tanks try to hit the planes with the turrets.

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>WoT will never support 30 vs 30 match

It hurts man

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In OVA 5 fluffy and Erwin quote a movie or something and then bust out laughing, i cant remember where it's from and its killing me,

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ah crap, forgot to finish this...

>>142528283

Page 16:

Fugyuh

What, you better be prepared!!
We haven't settled this yet!! (not sure at all with these 2 lines)

... Right
I'm feeling the same
_______________________

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>You will never live in the GuPverse and be a Garupan
I am actually sad. I want to do tank things and make good friends. ;_;

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>>142642392

>>142642845
>wanting to fight 59 idiots
>58 idiots if you are in a 3 man div

>>142642538
The film told them they'd be popular with boys.

>>142642477
Hwat was this based on again?

>>142642928
57*

>>142642840
Looks more like a pokemon.

>>142642879
>those rabbits have started a rabbit religion

What on earth is going on here

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>>142642854

Page 17:


Don't worry
The 'battle' is 'yet to start'
I'm only returning this kid because we already reached our goal

We broke Seishou's/your arrow

What...!?
___________________

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>>142642845

>>142642009
I was in the infantry, don't talk to me about shitty jobs.
I wanted to be a tanker, but I got fucked over, count your blessings man

>>142643004
Saki touched them (in both senses of the word).

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>>142643025

Page 18:


Onee-sama
Onee-samaaa!!!

The tragedy repeats...
_________________

and done now

>>142643004
>G-D Almighty has forsaken us
>we'll create our own heretical religion to spite Him

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>>142642879
If there's a lesbian senshado dating service, the GuP universe is literally the perfect universe and I'd do anything to be reborn there as a cute little girl.

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I want to make love with Shizuka!

>>142643115
Stop being gay Rin.

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>>142643090
>implying G-d would let any form of heresy go by without the most severe punishment

>>142643139
Sure took you long to notice

>>142643054
Most tanks didn't even have air conditioning until fairly recently so you're essentially cooped up in a sauna. Drivers have it the best.

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>>142642840
How much insights do you need to see its real form?

>>142642672
This particular background is a continuity error, isn't it?

>>142643088

Wow, eggplant is just killing every character off.

>>142643139
No anon, they aren't sisters.

>>142643139
What is that thing, after all?

>>142643162
Oh no, no air conditioning!
Talk to me when you have to march for 45km in the summer heat.

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>Yuuki's boyfriend dumped this fine piece of booty because she wouldn't stop talking about tanks
What a fucking dweeb.

>>142643149
G-D only punishes evil in the next world. Rabbit team will burn in eternal hellfire with the liars, rapists and infidels. Praise Jesus!!

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Which dog is best dog?

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>>142642703
>Wow, love of tanks even transcends genders!
And then Miho pulls on her leash.

>>142643162
>Drivers have it the best.
Haha, what the fuck?

Do you think being seated in a cramped space, having to constantly move you legs and arms, while sweating because it's hot as fuck and only having a small glass pane to see what's going on is the best?

>>142643172
Yeah they mixed up a background, it's suprising this wasn't fixed in the time they had until the BDs were out

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Would you try to get a panzer license if you were in the GuP-universe?

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>>142643243
I just realised I love dogs.
Also, new sorter version up.

>>142643208
Throat mic.

>>142643208
Throat mic. Picks up your voice directly from the vibrations in your throat. Really handy in noisy enviroments.

>>142643275
The BO in your compartment is your own.

>>142643046
>that Miho transition from 3D to 2D

>>142643322
>>142643343
Aren't those pretty bad in terms of range? Specially to communicate with several other tanks.

>>142643275
Drivers in infantry units have it the best. But from having been in the infantry, I'll still take infantry over tanks any day.

>>142643139
When will we see Azusa taking up her role as Miho's Erika?

I want yurifags to leave

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>>142643310
Dogs are the best.

>>142643440
That's what the radio in the tank is for.
Relay.

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>>142643243
Pepperoni.

>>142643427
>implying we didn't spend like $200 a month only on deodorant

Our gunner was the worst though.

>>142643454
>I'll still take infantry over tanks any day.
Why

>>142643275
drivers as in admin vehicles & trucks.

>>142643139
It's just that Azusa is presumably a next captain

>>142641607
Now I want to completely tie her up and tease her body while watching WoT recordings.

>>142643496
Do you think she has pepperoni nipples?

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>>142643465
i am going to crack-ship and shitpost every pair you don't like and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>142643488
So her radio is only to communicate with the people on her tank?

>>142643465
You better wish for the sun not to rise in the morning. More chance of that to happen!

>>142643440
You don't relay on the mic itself to transmit signals to the rest of your company. The throat mic itself picks up your speech with alarming clarity and with very little background interference. Range depends entirely on your tank's radio.

>>142643530
I want to stick Rosehip in a TOG!

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>>142643533
I was just about to post that. Get out of my head.

>>142643562
It's not that clear desu and it would sound nothing like it does in the show.

>>142643537
Saori's job would be to maintain communication with the other tanks, but to keep the show dynamic everybody talks to everybody else it seems

>>142643537
No, the radio set relays the signals from the throat mic to the rest of the company.

>>142643465
This, too, is a part of Senshadou.

>>142643500
I was an AT guy. From what I've seen in combat exercises against armored units, even with all their modern equipment and sensors tanks are still half-blind deathtraps if their supporting infantry isn't at the top of their game.
In daily military life tanks might be more comfy than being a grunt, but if shit hit the fan I'd rather be on my feet than in a tank that's for sure.

>>142643564
Nishi too. It could help her since it would take forever for her to TOTSUGEKI.

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Why is the automotive club so great? Tsuchiya is love.

I wish they got more screentime and development.

>>142643440
>he mistakes the mike and the transmitter teh mike is plugged into

>>142643629
Huh, that's the exact reason I chose tanks. If I were to be struck down, I'd rather die along with my tank, than to get injured and live with life-long sequels.

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>>142643671
>You will never go swimming with Leopons

>>142643265
Yep

>>142642609

She just knows how to appreciate what is most important in the moment.

>>142643671
They are so relaxed.

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>>142643465

>>142643603
Is there a link to some throat mic recordings and comparisons?

Also while I'm sure the sound quality is poor, it probably beats trying to getting into a shouting match with the tank when trying to use a microphone that picks up more ambient noise.

>>142643139
>you will never make the entire team listen through the throat mike as Miho goes down on you.

>>142643629
? This is what a T-90 looks like after being "hit" by a TOW. It was saved by its countermeasures and none of its crew was injured even when one dumb fuck tried to escape.

>>142643847
I'd rather have the entire team listen to the mike as I went down on Miho's throat, but oh well.

>>142643890
>everyone hears the sliding sound of your dick

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>>142643147
Never!

>>142643844
Imagine generic walkie talkie voices but more distorted, and that's with modern throat mics. You certainly won't be able to tell who's speaking by their voice alone.

Which school would you go to, /a/?

>>142641607
Love how she was also the first one to shoot the Ferris Wheel

Although she didn't seem to quite understand what she was doing

>>142643875
Its best to avoid getting hit in the first place you are not guaranteed to survive a hit

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>>142643875
pic

>>142643945
Oaarai, Saunders or Anzio.

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>You will never be surrounded by Usagi asses

>>142644039
I'd cum faster than Rosehip drives tanks.

>>142643945
Anzio for sure. Pasta all day every day.

>>142643439
3D is still very noticeable, mainly Miho's body, but her 2D head really blend well with the rest of her 3D body.

>>142644039
I wonder how many asses Miho was surrounded by back at Kuromorimine.

>>142643629
I was taught to lay prone and keep my rifle under my body in the event of an arty strike so the survivors can loot it off my mangled corpse, not sure what that speaks about the survivability for infantry.

>>142644039
I'm fapping to this, thanks anon.

Kantele-chan is cute!

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>>142644180
No problem, Anon. Butts are the best and the Usagis have some fine booties. I'd love to bury my face in them.

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>>142643890

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>>142643945

>>142643945
Pravda, they look like the school that'll most likely let boys participate in Tankery

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>>142644240
I'd do explode on her glasses while Yuuki is enjoying herself on my face.
The rabbits are the most fuckable, rapeable, sluttiest garupans in the whole franchise.

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I bet Aya would be kinky as fuck. I want to fuck her inside her tank.

>>142643926
>Rin and Erika not sure what they are watching.

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Which girls do you think look best in the Ooarai uniform?

I think St.Gloriana looks quite all right, but that damn redcoat is just too fabulous

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>>142644240
>>142644382

Fooking saved

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>>142644369
I want the Usagis to line up and stick their butts out; then I want to take my time going down that line sniffing and eating each of their butts until I'm satisfied.

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>>142644369
I'd explode on her face too, nice taste.

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>>142644444
Here, have one of the best pics of the two best Garupans. Hopefully I don't get banned for this. I just got unbanned this morning.

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>>142643945
Coin toss between Gloriana and Anzio. Gloriana because I adore the graceful manners and the style (and, hoping that my year's senshado captain doesn't have the hots for infantry tanks, for the chance to maybe get into a Cromwell). Anzio for the fun, the food and the fast tankettes.

>>142644449
I want an orgy where me and a bunch of anons fuck the usagis on top of their tank while the whole carrier can see it.

>>142644382
Does senshado cover lens replacement?

>>142644493
Saori's tummy looks so comfortable.

>>142642682
Most of the girls yell during all their matches. What makes Miho and Nishizumis different is that they stay quiet and collected the whole time.

>>142644139
She'd tell them to get down on all fours and they'd ask "how low?", she'd tell them to raise their butts and they'd ask "how high?"

Such is the life of being a KMM commander/co-commander.

>>142644493
Asanagi truly is a gift from god himself.

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>>142644493
This is a Christian board, anon.

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>>142644525
Sounds really fun, Anon. Group sex and public sex are two of my biggest fetishes.

>>142644546
I agree. Saori is my favorite anime girl. She would make the perfect wife.

>>142644500
poorfag can't even drive a Ferrari

Chaaaaaaffyyy

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The things I'd do to and with Hoshino

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These Chihatans are gay as fuck

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Would you share your little bed to sleep together with your buddies in a cramped, hot and stinky little room?

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>>142644727
Yes.

>>142644423
Maho.

>>142644727
>Sleeping tightly pressed against one another with the bunnies
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

>>142643671
Because car girls are the best girls.

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>>142644423
Katyusha

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>>142644727
>Letmein,I'mafairy.jpg

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>>142644666
https://a.pomf.cat/wubgak.webm

>>142644724
For Nishi, who could resist?

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>>142644620
Alpha lesbian Miho is a perfect being. I wish she would go in her commander mode more often (it was hella cute when she suddenly did that in the cutest GuP doujin ever)

>>142643945
Saunders.

Lots of money so you don't have to worry about finances, lots of cheap food so you won't go hungry, really welcoming and friendly, not overly competitive, and generally fun.

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>>142642488

Restoring old cars with Hoshino is something I would love to do

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That's awesome, Miho! Do it again!

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>>142644915
She finally did get that duel with the chaffey, didn't she

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She smells like sweat, oil, and gasoline

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>>142645012
I wanna go drifting with Tsuchiya.

>>142645030
Honestly Alisa I don't know what you were expecting.

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>>142645030
>Stealing another persons food

>>142645030
>coke
>popcorn
>burger
>doughnut

Jesus Christ who the hell would eat them all at the same time? A little bit exaggerated expression of American cliche I guess

>>142643945

Saunders, they have the most fun and Kay won't get pissy if I fuck up tanking

>>142643945
Saunders, they know how to keep things EXCITING.

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>>142642780
Snufkin is top tier girl.

In the same group as Erika for me.

>>142645089
Deja vu

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>>142645088
The sight and scent of the automotive girls after a long day of working on cars or their tanks would be such a turn on.

>>142645108
They are big girls.

And their cute freckles need a lot of energy.

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>>142645089
I would do 24 Hours of Oarai Endurance Race with Leopon team as the pit crew

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ORRU IZ FEYA IN LABBU AN WOR

>>142645207
Somehow I really REALLY want to see Darjeeling with her hair down but damn how come nobody draws such brilliant idea

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>>142645207
>Humikane
>huMIKA-nee

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>>142644826
Kutie-usha!

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>>142645248

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>>142645108
I would.

>>142644287
How do you figure they got that plane through a drive-thru?

>>142645207
Humikane will never draw nice asses. For some reason that squid likes them small and compact.

I just downloaded this: http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=816185 spoonfeed me pls

>>142645167
>that whole pool
Holy shit I want to die

>>142645289
Damn, now that's elegant.

>>142645108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1Nh_3JCFj8

>>142645302
American spirit! Where there's will, there's a way!

>>142645108
>Jesus Christ who the hell would eat them all at the same time? A little bit exaggerated expression of American cliche I guess
You missed the KFC as well.

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>>142644642
>they tell pretty much the same thing to Alisa
Those bunnies!

>>142645314
Movie and then OVA

>>142645122
I liked her when I thought she was an enigmatic wanderer instead of a chuuni hobo.

>>142645134
I'VE SEEN THESE GIRLS BEFORE
HIRE ON THE STREETS

>>142645344
>Karina's face on that frame
Sly as fuck

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>>142645108
I would eat all that and I'm not even american.

>>142645273
They can go the extra mile and reveal that her real name is Shimada Fumika. And then Alice will call her Fumika-nee.

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>The garupans will never sit on your face after they get done practicing
I want to die.

>>142645302
Take the MUTT to get food, then drive it right into the plane.

>>142645273
What's amazing about this theory is that it's still possible even after that Shiho and Chiyo Raburabu chapter.

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>>142645248
Huh?

>>142645351
But i cant see the subs am i retarded

>>142645289
Gorgeous. She looks simply gorgeous in all her styles.

>>142645420
Absolutely brilliant.

>>142643945
Kuromorimine.
I'm a tryhard.

>>142645453
Yes

>>142645344
The bunnies know they are primest pieces of asses in senshado, so they tell all the old hags to either fuck their tanks or fuck themselves.

>>142645445
Ew. I can see why nobody wants to draw it now.

>>142645469
Be prepare to run 10km every morning anon.

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>>142645420

>>142645469
>Implying that KMM would let a BOY into their school

>>142645420
Please make it happen.

>>142645248
Meant to post this, did not found it, posted Hoshino. Now I found it

>>142645453
So, do you come here often?

>>142645509
Is that supposed to be much?

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I bet all that junk food has made Kay a little thick in all the right places. See: http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3208177

>>142645420
Is this the most blatant self insert ever?

>>142645445
>>142645524
god fucking dman it

>>142645516
I'm assuming this is like a package deal where you're reincarnated as the little girl.

Because otherwise who cares, it's not like you'd get to play tanks.

>>142645567
Kawamori is worse usually.

>>142645567
>Walking the Earth stealing little girls
Sounds like him alright.

>>142645544
No, i always go to /r/anime xDDDD

>>142645516
>implying I'm a boy

Oh, anon.

>>142645546
I don't know.

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http://sakkijarvenpolkka.corgiorgy.com/
http://darjeeling.corgiorgy.com/

>>142643945
Ooarai. They have a great balance of fun, charm and competence.

>>142645524
>>142645571
What file was deleted /a/non?

>>142645491
ugh i don't even know why i bother you people keep making fun of me for streaming but at least i never had this problem

>>142645546
Great, you'll fit in Kuromorimine. Have fun.

>>142645662
Same image. I did not noticed it was already posted

>>142643945
St. Gloriana for that food or Koala for the bants

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>>142645718
Thanks, I will.

>>142645665
Nigger i don't even give a fuck that you stream, just keep that to yourself
Consider that it's 2016 and you've been on a computer for how long? You can torrent but as of yet you still can't make use of a video player with its most basic features and need a website to spoonfeed you the end result