Here's a game. Describe an anime in the worst way possible

>>142162187
uh, gurren lagann?

I don't know but it sounds good.>>142162187

Guys punch other guys without actually punching them

There's this shy faggot who has his first date and it goes absolutely wrong leaving him with a fucked up body

>>142162187
TTGL

A zombie punches a sword who tries to abort a devilish fetus

>>142162187
Gurren Lagann

>>142162281
Tokyo Ghoul?

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A loving husband gets cucked by an alien god.

>>142162281
Tokyo Ghoul

>>142162187
orphan runs with scissors

>>142162411
>A zombie punches a sword who tries to abort a devilish fetus
F/SN Heaven's Feel

>>142162280
Jojo

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Pic related.

A dead girl forces live people to search for her diary, for the sake of stopping a dead terrorist.

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>>142162826
one of my favorites

>>142162187
detention is way more interesting than in real life

>>142163039
Easy stuff.
Here's another easy one:
People drive cars

>>142162826
>orphan runs with scissors

Mayoi Neko Overrun!

A man tries to kill a bird after it make his lover retarded.

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jesus told me we need to kill the president

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>>142163306

Initial D

A pair of glasses, golden balls, and a glutton live on top of a bar

>>142163158
Imaaaaagiiiiine!

Some mody teen who can't express any emotion other than sadness,anger and insanity and can kill anyone and every one is insane

>>142163811
Gintama

A war between worlds where people can be shot in the face at point blank range and survive with minimal damage.

>>142163757
Nice one.
Here's a semi tricky one:
Rabbit enters a den of lions

guy hair problems being a badass

Two girls confess their love for each other and then do nothing but blow a lot after

A man's family is cursed because they were too nice

>>142164029
Cromartie High School.

>>142163895
Hirugashi?

If you give enough time to a revolver, it will evolve into a laser gun.

>>142165826
trigun?

Non-nonsensical incestual cannibalism.

>>142165869
Nah, how would that even fit that description?

Worst girl win

>>142162187
gurren lagann

>>142165917
Pupa?
>>142166005
OreShura?

>>142166002
vash has a hand cannon that he morphs later into a laser cannon and shoots the moon. possibly mis-remembering; its been years since i saw it

An Ant falls in love with a Korean girl

>>142166186
That was a feature of his weapon.

A bunch of jews trying to destroy the world are stopped by a bunch of adolescents/young adults.

>>142163965
I don't know, tell me

A child figures things out about 800 times

Cellphones

Kiritsugu's long lost son helps a bunch of mentally scarred girls with their problems and gains a harem

>>142166005
Any Macross

>>142166505
Goodbye thread.

>>142166519
C3?

A loner goes to back in time to save a girl that ends up cucking him.

Nudist declares war against the rest of the world to acquire robot waifu

>>142166519
Grisaia?

>>142166590
Wrong
>>142166724
Correct, but only in the anime.

>>142166623
Erased

Congratulations.

>>142163083
Working? Darker than Black?

A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess the guy works with another girl who likes a different guy and somehow they ended up cucking their original love interests.

>>142166879
Evangelion.

>former boxer turns into a cyberized mute ganster

>>142163750
Steel Ball Run

>>142162187
Too much salt please help

>>142166944
Toradora

children with brain problems fail to talk about anything

>>142166113
>Pupa?
Correct.

Granted, no other show is like that.

>>142166977
Technolyze

>>142167045
Oregairu?

Dad gives his son, a clone, and a bitch robots to fight off an apocalypse that he actually wants to happen.

>>142167070
yes, oregairu is what i was referring to

>>142166496
Detective Conan

>>142166505
Eden of the East

lolibear is internet jesus

>>142163714
Berserk

>>142167077
Dad forces his son to ride his mom.

>>142167137
>Detective Conan

That's right. Case closed

>>142167159
Lain
>>142167225
NGE

>>142166416
Well I was going for a shitty description of aldnoah

>>142166228
HxH

miraculous asspulls and a one trick pony move for every fight for over 200 episode.

Dad forces son to eat him and get hard from it

boat taxi girls and a retarded cat

lowlife thug turned badass hitman turned cuck turned dead turned zombie cuck hitman

Italians are worse than niggers.

>>142167409
Aria (any of them)

>An emo Japanese boy with rapid healing abilities goes around getting furries to fall in love with him.

Have fun!

>>142167533

gunslinger girl?

Chinese Electric Batman

>>142164506
i feel like that's JoJo's

>>142167287
too shitty

Flint Lockwood goes on a time travel adventure.

>>142164428
Hibike

A vampire and his gay lover make more vampires and fight in space with giant robots.

>>142167596
Monster Musume?
>>142167656
Stein's Gate?
>>142167657
Owari no Serafu?

>>142166005
Oreimo

>>142167688
>Steins;Gate?
Yes.

>>142167688
>Owari
Nope

>>142167688
>Monster Musume?
Nope!

>>142167596
Monogarati?

>>142167626
Not the one I meant but maybe that one fits as well.

The never ending story of an immortal boy who collects animals

>dude
>dick jokes
>lmao

>>142167874
Shimoneta

>>142167826
pokemons

>>142167952
Incorrect. It was Monogatari

Mole Lelouch claims he's human

Booze solves every problem and makes everyone's lives better.

>>142168033
Bartender

>>142167980
Shinsekai Yori.

>>142168062
Absolutely correct and true.

A morbidly obese man gets the girl, but not before eating her.

Everyone turned immortal, and then they began harassing other immortal people.

>>142168150
Paprika.

they crush cards

>>142162187
Utawarerumono.

Guy defends girl from a mob just to get in her pants

Gem girl falls in love with sword dude.

It's shit

>>142168275
Your favorite anime?

>>142168275
You're waifu.

>>142168275
You're favourite anime

>>142168171
Correct.

High school boys play video games in real life while high school girls fail to start an airband.

A bunch of germans and americans sitting in dicks shouting at eachother

>>142168158
Baccano

>>142168268
UBW

>>142168275
BnHA

>>142167874
Seitokai Yakuindono

Moot goes insane.

>>142168308
Nichibro

>>142168219
OP here, it's Gurren Lagann

>>142168218
Persona 4

>>142168338
nope

>>142168377
Yep.

The Japanese equivalent of Unwrapped.

Three legendary heroes save their planet from the zerg.

Turns out Italian mafia bosses wear more makeup than supermodels and don't get along with their daughters

Cute girl wants to collect tsundere dude's candy, if you know what I mean.
>>142168338
>UBW
Correct.

>>142168470
Shoukugeki no Souma?

>People go insane and kill each other, turns out it was all mado scientisto's doing.

>Dark haired girl and dark haired boy masturbate to one another.

>Guy has to drink saliva of his classmate everyday or else he'll get sick.

>>142168481
Vento Aureo

>>142168527
Nope.

>>142162281
It can also be Highschool DxD.

But he isn't shy, he is more like retarded.

>>142168537
1. Higurashi
2.
3. Mysterious girlfriend x

>>142168537
>>Guy has to drink saliva of his classmate everyday or else he'll get sick.
Mysterious Grlfriend X
(that's the actual summary though, anon...)

>>142168470
Dagashi Kashi.

Not-delinquent puts up with a tiger's bullshit

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Looks good on the outside, but it's literal shit inside.

Fox girl trying to eat a cat girl to gain her ninth tail.

He could TALK, but he doesn't TALK and he remains a virgin-the end

>>142168338
>BnHA
Correct.

>>142168746
Toradora

A bunch of sluts harass a bald guy for ninja accessories.

>>142168537
>Dark haired girl and dark haired boy masturbate to one another.

Kokoro Connect?

Chad God tries to cuck jap of his english girlfriend

>>142166391
NGE?

>>142162281
Detective Conan?

French guy gets inside of British girl.

>>142168640
>>142168649
>>142168845
Correct

Jap ends up killing more Japs than the ones that are racist against Japs

Boy swallowed another man's hair to prepare against explosive fisting man

>>142168893
Code Geass.

>>142168902
Hero Academia

anime about nothing

>>142168666
Correct.

Time for some manga instead.

A luchador, some witches, and a wannabe murderer run a surprisingly competent hotel.

Girl carrying a strange animal around wins

>>142169005
Glasslip

average japanese high school boy is actually not your average japanese high school boy

Pregnant woman quits her work so that her coworker can get a promotion.

>>142168991
correct

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>>142169057

>>142169018
Voynich Hotel

A girl tried to make out with god

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>142162187
>A BOY FALLS IN LOVE WITH A GIRL

>>142169329
Meme

>>142169219
Correct.

Pedophile super Jesus and the world's most advanced AI force a young boy to crossdress for purely sexual reasons.

>>142169356
Toradora.

>>142169484
>Pedophile super Jesus and the world's most advanced AI
I only watched the first episode of Shounen Maid, but I could imagine the two main non shounen characters being described this way.

A retard fucks an ojou, a miko, and an oppai megane before his far superior sister seduces him, and they run off together

>high school kid nukes china then the americans try to replicate this phenomena with a particle accelerator and ends up making a black hole from which vampire brain parasites emerge, one of which ends up getting trapped inside of a maid robot and falls in love with the kid

>>142169830
That's not it, but I'm going to have to look that up now.

>>142169883
yosuga no sora

>>142167775
It's an hour late, but you were right!

>>142163965
Aldnoah zero

Fat beta gets all the hot chicks while playing invite-only online games

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>>142169921
Atta boy. Here, have a miko

>>142162187
Worst possible way?

It's a 3D horror movie shot in Antarctica with a cast composing of nothing but lepers and alligators.

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>>142163083
Are you?

>>142169005
That makes me think. How would a Seinfeld anime play out?

Girl sings so bad, demons come out and eat her village.

two and a half pair of dykes hang around eating food, smoking weed and misinterpreting basic kanji readings

Cute retards doing cute retarded things, until shit starts actually getting serious with a time traveling yandere royally messing things up

>>142170332
sakura trick

Little slut gets what's coming to her at first but then she gets superpowers.

>>142170446
Prisma Illya

>>142170371
think wider

The secret to save the world is in her big tits.

A boy gets penetrated by his girlfriend. Proceeds to form a harem without realizing it.

>>142170510
hidamari

>Womanchildren fight to get a nice looking tiara

>>142170716
Queen's Blade

>>142163895
All I can think of is Deadman Wonderland, but that's probably wrong

Old man takes relative across the universe to sadistically torture him, but relative gets a sex bot so every thing is okay.

>>142170750
Let me rephrase that

>Literal womanchildren fight to get a nice looking tiara

>>142170890
I didn't realize Rick and Morty was an anime.

>>142162187
Edgy Keit-ai

>>142171028
mirai nikki

>>142170994
You have much to learn

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>>142171060
too easy?

>>142163083
Excel Saga

A black kid moves into the White House. Hilarity ensues.

Everyone dies.

Musical lesbians.

A little sister keeps bugging her brother that she needs to pee. Meanwhile, the brother's classmate and class rep decides to leave herself behind in Nirvana after learning that a certain red-dressed ghost is actually her relative.

>>142171872
My girlfriend is the ultimate weapon.

>>142171734
Real life.

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>>142171932
oniichan something fish eat the skin off my feet cum

MC-kun, phone.

>>142172251
Be specific.

>>142172316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpAEd17Tdro

>>142170272
Lucky Star

MC delivers tofu to italo disco music

>>142173922
Initial D, obviously.

Guy constantly crashes his 240Z on the expressway; keeps fixing it anyways

Guy gets killed but not really
Has to kill aliens to get his life back
Except he's a clone so maybe not
Also girls wanna fuck.

>>142170583
High School DxD?

Guy has a crush on his childhood friend, who is also his schoo's student council president. Too bad she's dead.

>>142174570
Gantz

Benjamin Button saves a kid's life a million times a still loses the bowl.

Fire-breathing stuffed animal needs to take care of a girl he killed.

Nbr imouto is way better than br imouto

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>>142162826
She's not exactly an orphan, but its not like her mother gave too much of a shit.

Young boy has the power to turn into a Titan and uses it to fight aliens.

Why isn't this a hentai?

>>142175054
Qwaser? VD?

>>142175062
Lewder.

>>142175088
Yotusba

A boy loses an arm and leg for bullshit and meets a cute girl to try and save the world.

>>142166391
WWII

>>142175054
>>142175088
To Love-Ru? Kissxsis?

>>142175088
Kissxsis

>>142167533
Reborn?

>>142175151
Fullmetal Alchemist

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>>142175178
Was thinking about Prison School, but KxS works just as well.

>>142168220
GioGio's Bizarre Adventure
or Baccano

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>>142168858
A little girl dismembers her dad and ends up in space.

>>142166988
Any anime with a tsundere in it?

>>142167326
Naruto?

>>142175250
That one new TRIGGER anime.

MC's childhood friend dies.
MC gets with childhood friend's sister.

Schoolboy kills friend & steals his gf
Teacher rapes students
Guns are cool

Assasin wait of years
Waifu don't

>>142167389
K-On.

>MC dies in first few minutes
>meets god
>reincarnated
>god is retarded

>>142163083
Chuuni

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>>142175411
Konosuba

>>142168477
Samurai Champloo.

>>142168746
Calvin and Hobbes.

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>>142175459
Correct

this one shouldn't be too hard
>MC dies
>MC dies
>MC dies
>MC dies
>MC dies

Chances of a new season are ruined because the show's theme song's singer's career is dead.
Clue: two answers, one of which is by KyoAni.

>>142163158
Mawaru Penguindrum

>>142175507
Angel Beats? Otonashi dies several times there.

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>>142175512
Haruhi.

>>142166534
Stay mad Rankafag

Horrors seduces shonen

Glasses girl has to go through Groundhog Day to save her friend

>>142175623
Meduka.

>>142175600
Yup.

>>142175623
Madoka

>>142175623
Puella /u/ magica

>>142170365
Mirai Nikki.
Re:Zero?

>>142175621
nyaruko

Completely normal girl fights for justice

"Yanky mate!"

>>142174909
Date a live

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>>142175598
Correct

>>142175507
Re;zero?

>>142163750
Is that male Haruhi?

>>142175386
Highschool of the Dead?

>>142175778
Correct

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>>142175859
Pretty much

>>142167657
kakumeiki valvrave

Guy mindrapes people
Quirky highschool hijinks
Genocide

The main character is a little girl whose innocence is broken multiple times and at the end, she destroys the world. Her daughter ends up Eve.

>>142175937
Code Geass
NGE fits the description too

>>142163895
Tsukihime?

>>142166391
Every shonen ever

>>142175952
Narutaru

This will be easy.
A teenage American girl leaves her pampered life as a princess to join Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Dune with sand submarines.

An unlovable reject is paid to be a NEET until assassins come for him.

Hair fetishist becomes the world's cutest superhero in an escalating battle against a group of perverts.

Its a show mostly about trains

>>142176355
Rail Wars, obviously.

>>142176347
Twintails

>>142175031
Heroic Age.

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>>142175967
CG is correct

Misunderstood MC is corrupted by a cute girl
She doesn't appreciate his genius
MC is perfectly healthy

>>142176434
Correct.

>>142176461
Bet you thought you'd gone obscure enough to stump us, didn't you?

>>142175394
Boku dake NTR
>>142175327
Cross Game

>>142165826
Psychopass

Even those turned on by incest will drop this show for its godawful plot, animation, and voice acting.

>>142169887
mahouka koukou no rettousei

>retarded monkey kid trains with bald midget under pervy turtle man to fight musical instruments

an essay gives a guy a get out jail free card, but he ends up getting stuck with violent dango lover

>>142166623
re:zero

Girl hijacks an army of killer robots and hosts a deadly reality show.

1. Yotsuba eats grains. Also, suffering.
2. Guy with magic eye powers infiltrates revolutionary group
3. All Dogs Go To Harem
4. A guy saves the world from a tree by talking about high schoolers' love lives.

Big guys try to invade a quiet town

Girl escapes from an arranged marriage, becomes famous.

Little people turn into big people who eat little people

>>142176865
2. Mekaku?

>>142176887
Shingeki

>>142176916
>Mekaku?
No.

>>142168771
Any anime

>>142176865
Code Gayass

>>142176697
correct

it's amazing when one japanese salaryman is given a platform to articulate his fetishes for objectivism and public transportation

>>142177028
No.

>>142176715
That rakugo shit.

Faggots hate it because they little brain can't handle the fact that even their beloved MC can change for the worse

>>142177072
nope

>>142177076
HunterXHunter?

>>142177076
Vinland Saga?

>>142177124
Can't be, faggots love HxH.

>>142177124
Nope

1. Guy takes up a sport in order to win the heart of his crush
2. Guy takes up a sport in order to run away from bullies

>>142177170
>1. Guy takes up a sport in order to win the heart of his crush
Like half a dozen different Adachi manga.

Underwater people, forced marriage, and the spelling of "human".

>>142177170
1. Slam Dunk

Catching a sickness when transferring fluids through the mouth

>>142177252
Yes.

>>142177242
NagiAsu?

It's WWII set in an alternative universe where people hate pants.

>>142177253
Not exactly a sickness, but Speed Grapher.

Delinquent becomes a girl in prison because guards fed him a drug and fucks inmates until she becomes a slutty Nazi.

>>142177316
strike witches

>>142177290
Think outside the box.

>>142177242
Gargantia?

>>142177365
Seto no Hanayome

A 4chan tripfag is obsessed with this show, for some reason.

>>142171734
Corey in the House

>The more naked the boobies, the greater the power of the rebellion.

Ordinary Japanese guy goes on a cruise to escape from his past. There's two acceptable answers for this one.

>>142177473
Sheld-On!

>>142162187
Guy gets on mech and punches shit while his love interest is getting raped by another girl

a pig takes on a human in a dogfight and it turns into a boxing match

yellow tentacle porn

>>142177552

lol Porco Rosso

a trap hits on his adopted brother

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>>142175152

Man kills a priest to save a little girl

>>142177423
Nope.

It's two heroines represent brightness and darkness.

Don't take it all literally.

>>142177473
Index
Meguca

>>142177599
correct

>>142176571
Nope.
Gunslinger Stratos

>>142175466
The point was to describe the show badly.
Retarded Dragons


>>142175216
Terraformars

>>142177143
Nope

Protagonist lies. Thousands die.

>>142171931

K-on

>>142177471
There it goes.

>>142177666
Code Geass

>>142177666

George Bush's day off: Redux

The least useful mental health support group to ever exist

>>142177482
Black Lagoon

Antagonist wins.

>>142177750
That's one.

Discount lumches are serious

A NEET becomes less NEET

A 4chan user likes an anime singer.

>>142177648
>Index
Fits but not what I had in mind

>>142177777
>>142177777
>>142177777
>>142177777
>>142177777

>>142171872
Ideon

>>142177777
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>>142177666
Are you referring to yourself, Satan?

>>142177783
Welcome to the NHK

>>142177777
Ben-QUINTS

Princess toughens up after getting anally fingered.

>>142111111

Guy goes around the "world" commiting animal abuse and never aging

>>142177170
Eyeshield 21

>>142177823
>Ben-QUINTS
yes

>>142168868
>Detective Conan
>First Date

They've been "not-dating" for a while. So either that was a not-date and doesn't count or it's one in a long series of dates they've had.

Evangelion for college students.

Divine punishment is happiness with a loving husband and an angel as a daughter.

>>142177876
Eyeshield is actually #2. Close enough, I guess.

>>142177831
Macross 77

>>142177831
Cross Ange

Dead people fight against innocent high school girl

>>142177944
Correct.

angels are dead people who can't move on

College student uses lizard to beat up golems
>>142177919
It was meant for #2

>>142177948
>>142177965
Angel Beats?

Shota leads an army of sandniggers with the help of batman.

A bunch of teenagers hurt each other and nothing happens

>>142177823

>NHK

good shit, correct

>>142177989
>>142177965
nope

The lord of darkness learns about what happens to people who major in liberal arts.

>>142178013
Kiznaiver

>>142177763
Non Non Biyori

A 4chan user likes an anime singer.