You are at the gym to gain some muscles and this girl just slapped

>>142116468
I'd probably ask her to not slap my ass, at least not until the first date is over.

Then I'd get them vampire ninja cardio digits.

>>142116468
challenge her to a sprinting match and say the loser has to do whatever the winner says

also best girl right there

>>142116468
Is that before or after my gym buddy sucked me off?

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>>142119046
>also best girl right there

>>142116468
>anons
>going to gym to gain some muscles

>>142119447
Tons of anons from /a/ lift.

>>142116468
Smile awkwardly and walk away saying nothing.

>>142119447
>implying every /a/non is not a world class athlete.

>>142116468
Ask her where the better vampire ninjas are.

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Why is Saras so best?

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>>142119610
She was drawn that way.

>>142116468
Tell her my butt and heart belongs to Eu and Haruna.

Punch her in the face and shit pure protein on her chest.

>>142116468
>not flat or a loli
Sorry, I'm not interested.

>>142119810
She's flat compared to other vampires.

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>>142119833
>She's flat

>>142116468
fuck her hard

>>142122061
You need a big dick for that, not a straw.

>>142119856
Compared to this? Yeah.

>>142122100
Implying mine is smaller then yours neck beard

fight me

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>>142122228
>gif didn't upload
fuck

>>142119447
>not working and training hard so that one day you can release your limiters
what a faggot

i want sara and sera to tagteam me

>>142116468
Fapping feels always so great after the gym. I wonder if sex is great too. I'll try it with her.

>>142122356
>getting rid of the excess test
You sissy faggot

>>142122842
What good is it after the workout?

>>142116468
I run away

>>142116468
Turn her around and give her exactly what she wants.