Why didn't Hanekawa win the Arararagi bowl? She was

Because Nisio loves destroying tropes. Shinobu is Araragi's soulmate anyway, being his girlfriend ultimately brings only suffering

>>141938241
First girl means the girl the MC meets at first episode, which was Crab for Bakemonogatari, knowing the girl before that actually makes her less likely to win.

At least she isn't a childhood friend like Sodachi and Nadeko, those were the ones that ended the furthest away from the bowl.

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>>141938241
Because she hesitated, and Senjougahara asked first. There's a lesson in there somewhere for the rest of us.

>>141938241

What would marriage with Hanekawa be like?

>>141938241
No she wasn't. The first girl was the one RRRG caught falling.

In Kizu, she almost had consensual sex with Araragi, so that's that.

Also, crab is the worst girl.

>>141938669
Proper.

>>141938241
No one can beat Bat, that's why.

>>141938241
Because her perfectness creeps Araragi out and he only felt luts for her.

>>141938241

Araragi has shit taste like most harem anime MCs.

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>>141938933
Hole shit, I shut realized, crab already is fucking fagaragi in daily basis but Tsubasa is saving her self for ararararararra until the day they get married.

HOW CAN A BEST GIRL BE SO BEST?

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Why didn't Kanbaru win the Arararagi bowl?

She was the best girl.

>>141939325
She was way too late into the game for that. Plus she's into making the Valhalla combo great again.

>>141938513

Nisio kind of flubbed up on that part, since Hanekawa took actions to try to bring her and Araragi closer as friend, and Gahara (and the rest of their class) assumed they were dating. Gahara even admitted she didn't care and would have tried to steal him away from her when they spoke candidly in White's epilogue.

About the only mistake she made was not asking him to go out with her immediately upon becoming friends, which is altogether strange to do before you know someone. Technically, establishing a relationship before pursuing romance is the smarter move.

Even the not asking for help thing was answered for us in White. She shut off her heart after past friends shunned her for sharing about her home life. She readily told people and even invited friends over, which was when they shunned her.

Seems more like Nisio gets off on having certain girls suffer forever. Didn't Urobuchi say he was known as the "Bishoujo Breaker"?

>>141939422
He also has a thing for undramatic haircuts, it seems. Everyone's cut it by now, and the only one to do it on screen was with a set of house keys.

>>141939461
>undramatic haircuts
>katanagatari
>medaka box

>>141939461

The only reason we didn't see Hanekawa's was because she got it cut by Araragi in Tsubasa Song, which wasn't animated. That was pretty dramatic if you got the subtlety of the conversation.

Hell, Hanekawa basically being confirmed as part oddity with the stripes is pretty dramatic in itself. Can't wait for the she-hulk vampire Hanekawa in Tsubasa Sleeping.

>>141938241
Senjougahara was the first to actually make a move on him.
It's Hanekawa's own fault for staying in the friend zone forever.

>>141939729

Technically, it's Araragi's fault as well. He all but admits it in the commentaries for the last ep of Tsubasa Cat that he was being a betamax about Hanekawa, when every other guy would have jumped on board.

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>>141938241
Araragi could have both if he really wanted. If he's fine with being killed by Hitagi shortly after.

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Shortstack

>>141941442
>Hitagi killing anyone
>Hanekawa accepting anything other than being the only one

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>wanting Crab over this

>>141941792
I want to cum inside Tsubasa until I die of starvation.

>>141938478
You're seeing this from them perspective of the anime which started with bake, but the novels started with Kizu, to what I remember, where only Araragi, Hanekawa and Oshino were presents, so she is first girl in that way.

>>141939461
Wait, what about Monkey in Hanamonogatari?

>>141939152
she was raped by her father.

>>141943625
Isn't Kizu first only in chronological order?

Anyway, Bake opens with a pantyshot of Tsubasa not whit Senjougahara falling, I don't know what the first chapter of the LN is but in the anime Cat is first and A BEST. Fuck you, Nisio.

>>141939461
>>141943743
Oh and Snake's bangs.

Actually he seem's to have a thing for hair symbolism, fucking hack

>>141943896
The novels start with Bake where Senjou is the first girl.
The Bake anime starts with a short Kizu trailer that starts off with the panty shot just like the Kizu novel.

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We all know who the real first girl is. No reason in denying it. Oh she is also best girl.

>>141938241
She could have won, but redditgahara asked him out

She was too good for that faggot

>>141943625
Bake was the first novel. Kizu was the first localized novel.

>>141938241
It's a proven fact that Cat is best grill, she not winning is the greatest mistake ever made by a human being.

>>141943886
Yeah, [citation needed].

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>>141939461
>undramatic haircuts

This haircut was pretty dramatic.