>Girls cling to MC for no reason other than "he's

>>141820513
>When I can watch episode 1 and 2, then the last episode and still get the general idea of the plot since nothing happened between episode 3-11|22.

So watch better shows.

Recap episodes. Beach episodes a close second.

>>141820513
>>token yuri going hetero
But that's the best shit ever.
Shonen.

>>141820513
>baths/onsen episode
>guys try to peek at the girls
>girls compare breast sizes
>character wrapped in a towel chugs a whole bottle of milk and lets out a loud "Pwaaaah"

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>it's Japan becomes a sole military superpower anime
>it's Japan tries to depict war anime
>it's Japan trying to show its childish grasp on philosophy anime
>it's reminder that Japan still has a Superiority/Inferiority/Victim Complex anime
>it's Yamato Damashii anime
I fucking hate anime.

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>>141820513
>high school setting

>>141820513
>main character bungling himself into a harem
>"Whoops, we stumbled for some contrived reason and landed in a suggestive pose!"
>glorious nippon/katanas stronk/yamato damashii wankery
>endless will they or won't they romances

>>141820825
>I'm a /pol/cuck: The post

>>141820873
>>"Whoops, we stumbled for some contrived reason and landed in a suggestive pose!"
I bet you secretly like TLR

>>141820513
>>token yuri going hetero

Name 32 anime where this happens.

>Boy meets a mysterious girl in the first episode
>They never develop any feelings towards each other, and they both already had somebody else they liked

>>141820825
>it's reminder that Japan still has a Superiority/Inferiority Complex anime
Kiniro Mosaic in a nutshell.

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>*gulp gulp gulp* PUWAAAAAAAAAAA

>>141820894
Not that guy, but I kinda get what he's on about. I mean, look at shit like Gate or GLORIOUS ONII-CHAN, you can practically hear the author masturbating to a picture of Emperor Hirohito.

>>141821030
Was Eva that created this cancerous meme?

>girls that look foreign but are "half-Japanese", because we can't have filthy gaijin in our glorious manga

>>141821045
But it's not like anime like GATE is a common thing, either

>>141820513
NANDEMONAI
NANDEMONAI
NANDEMONAI
NANDEMONAI
NANDEMONAI
NANDEMONAI

>>141820513
Those first 2 seem like they're mostly harem-things. Your own fault for reading it.

>>141821116
On that note:
>"you speak our language well for a foreigner"

Please, somebody tell Japan finally that speaking a second or third language is not considered some amazing feat. Just because you're elitist, racist, isolationist assholes doesn't mean the rest of the world is.

>>141821161
You get shit of that sort a lot, though. Traditional japanese things trumping foreign things is a really common trope.

>every foreign character is blond haired, blue-eyed
>every foreign girl is model level attractive popular girl
>every foreign guy is a thug or delinquent that is always alone

>>141821116
>>girls that look foreign
So 99% of manga/anime girls?

>>141821255
>every foreign guy is either black and only speaks english, or a blonde, blue-eyed prince

>>141821030
Agreed. Shit gets annoying when done more than once.

>>141821207
But japanese is harder than other languages

>Just because you're elitist, racist, isolationist assholes
I bet you are american

>>141821255
>>every foreign girl is model level attractive popular girl
This, why doesn't manga show the ugly side of things where foreign girls get bullied a lot?

>>141820513

>The city of Tokyo is under attack! YET AGAIN!

The capital city is an obvious place to strike but jesus I'm so sick of Tokyo.

>>141821337
>But japanese is harder than other languages
Kanji is hard/annoying, Japanese is pretty easy.

>>141821116
>I've lived in America for most of my life!

>But I was born here in Japan

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>characters about to confess
>"i love yo-"
>something interrupts them
>"what did you say"?
>nothing

FUCK YOU

>>141821337
>But japanese is harder than other languages
Not really. Learning Russian/kyrillic languages, English or German as a foreigner is easily just as difficult. It's not some amazing feat to learn it.

>I bet you are american
Nope. And even if I was, doesn't change the fact that Japan is still a racist shithole of a country.

>>141821337
Japanese is fucking easy to speak. It's difficult to write, but so is English.

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>character uses the bathroom
>washes their hands

>title or names contain horribly butchered German

>>141821486
>>141821462
>>141821378
When people say this, they are referring to the fact that the number of people who speak Japanese as a second language is minuscule.

>>141820513
>token yuri going hetero
When does this happen? I want this.

>>141821346
What about neo-olde Tokyo?

>character has some dark past or character trait that gets hinted at but isn't revealed yet
>big revelation: s/he is a murderer and this is an important plot point
>actually no; authors don't have the balls to turn a protag into a murderer. The character is actually a good guy, it's just that someone s/he liked died and s/he feels guilty.
>shit gets resolved by talking about self-esteem and friendship again

>>141820513
>token yuri going hetero
Yeah OP, it's not that it was just never yuri to begin with (I mean there's no way a /u/fag could ever be delusional and seeing things that don't exist) they just changed it to annoy you because the worlds out to get you.

>>141821592
>shit gets resolved by talking about self-esteem and friendship again

Please, no more friendship plots.

>>141820513
>do you like her
>I don't dislike her

>that's what I'd like to believe

>children talk like adults

>I can only use this technique once, then I will die/loose my powers
>somehow survives and keeps the powers or gets them back

>old mecha show
>35+ episodes
>every episodes contains the same transformation sequence
>the Mecha always gets damaged but they rarely have to repair it

>>141820825
This almost made Ippo season 3's last arc funny, it tried so hard.

>>141821030
I hate this shit but it's ok when Misato does it.

>>141821346
What about Tokyo 3?

>>141821510
How often do they use proper German.
Maybe 1/15 times?

>>141821341
>depicting ugly side of Japan
Because someone will sue them to stop it from getting published/produced/exposed to outside world at all.

Like Koe no Katachi.

>>141821451

>Character says "I love you" to MC but he didn't hear it.

This shit pisses me off soooo much. Is lip-reading not a thing in the world of anime?

> MC does not ask her to repeat what she said or MC actually asks her and she says "Nandemonai".

FUUUCKK OOFFFF.

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>>141821691
yeah...the world is a dark place...i have no time for that friendship crap
friendship and love dont exist, kids...heh

>>141820513
>big robots fighting each other.

>>141821528
I replied to someone who said japanese was harder than other languages, how many people speak japanese has no bearing on that.
And I speak 4 languages, know a good deal of japanese and some spanish and Japanese is probably the easiest language of them all. Second easiest being english.

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>>141821341
Doesn't Baka to Test have an episode about the German girl.
I think she was bullied, at least she was an outsider.
>tfw retarded comedy gets really emotional

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>>141820513
>Camera pans up to sky

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>Standard issue Harem MC
>If someone is about to confess their love, something happens to interrupt it

>>141821813
>Small robots having cookies and milk

>hkki neet that can't even ride a scooter is the chosen one to be a hero

>>141821860
>EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

>>141820513
>It's bad

>a boy falls in love with girl and is unable to confess
I hate this shit

>>141821895
Would watch it.

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>>141821813
FUCK YEAH!!!

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>>141820513
>being nice
It's rarer than you might think, anon-kun.

>>141821867
>Harem anime/manga
>MC is about to get laid
>gets interrupted
>MC is about to get laid
>stops it himself

STOP

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> [Tsunderes] hitting MC for something that's completely not his fault.

I never understood this one. A naked girl could walk into the room, try to seduce MC who just sits there like "o_O EEhhh!!" and he'll still get his ass beat.

>>141821505
Are you degenerate anon

>UMI DAAA!

>>141822071
It's a commentary on how shit girls can be and modern society where everything is blamed on men.
Actually it's just pandering to Otakus' love for tsunderes. And also that nip thing where they all laugh at people being fysically hurt.

>>141822061
Depends on whether the mood was ruined or not.

>big bad kills multiple people
>can't kill big bad though, you'll be just like him

>the fate of the world rest on MC
>MC doesn't want to get involved

>enemy trying to kill MC and friends in war
>"I don't want to be a murderer!"

>MC walks in on girl changing and the anime isn't TLR

>transfer student from barbarian country
>entire class wants to fuck
>somehow knows MC
>entire class gets mad

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ENEMY OF WOMEN!

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>student council has any authority
>extreme beta MC
>Japan stronk
>female hits someone, then asks if she can hit them

>>141822207
>puns
>manzai
>overreaction to everything
>slapstick
Why is Japan's humour so dogshit? Sarcasm barely exists there.

>>141822207
>fysically

>i like mc because he rescued me
>i used to like this other guy because i thought he rescued me as well
Why is crab such a fuckin hoe?

>>141820513
>token yuri going hetero
That never happens.

>Story about how hard work pays off.
>MC is given everything on a silver-platter.
>The characters that do work hard are treated like shit and than complained how they aren't working hard enough.

>>141822413
>>student council has any authority
You probably went to a shit school

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>>141820513
>MC is upset or some shit
>"protag-kun........"
FUCKING STOP

>>141822447
I heard that tends to happen in haremshows. I've never seen it happen though.

>>141822477
I thought this was only a Jap thing. If anyone other than a teacher ordered you to do something you'd tell them to fuck off.

>mc tries to impose his morals on the world
>bad guy actually does things for a good reason
>mc still wins

>MC is a useless beta thrown into some conflict
>MC isn't alpha enough
>MC has weak powers/isn't steamrolling people in moderation
>tsunderes anywhere
>power of friendship
>harems of any kind
>MC being loved for no good reason
>"We're siblings but we're not because we're just half-siblings."
>OPs that spoil or reveal what happens in the episode

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>>141822416
>overreaction to everything

Shit makes me want to kill some japs

>>141822017
Pandora in the Crimson Shell

Why do you niggers even watch anime?

>>141822621
Greatest show with the crappiest animation I'd ever seen

>>141822595
>tsunderes anywhere
It really depends on how the MC handles the tsundere for me to like it. It also depends on the girl herself, but I'm tired of betafag MCs getting beat up all the time by them.
An alpha MC taking down a tsundere is the best nectar

>Tournament Arc

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>>141822673
>watching anime

>>141822673

It's free on the internet.

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>Power of friendship
>Grorious Nippon steel folded a gorillion times cut clean through filthy gaijin steel
>Foreign girls are sluts and foreign men or are either asshole princes or quiet betas

>>141822673
>implying

>>141822707
>An alpha MC taking down a tsundere is the best nectar
We need more rival MC love interests with actual chemistry. We DEFINITELY need to see some fucking villain/MC romance or I'm going to rip the world in half. That kind of thing is too rare for how satisfying it is to watch.

>Average harem
>all girls love mc eventhough he has the most simple face ever
>mc does not want to hook up with them but also wants to
>big breasted girl is very shy and MC always get his fave in big bretsed girl's bossom but does not want it to happen
>No mater how much of a dick he is All girls love MC
>MC is always a virgin
>MC could be doing the most safe thing like eating spaghetti or playing card but that somehow become sexual
>MC cock blocks him self

>>141822416
That view is based on watching anime, which is mostly aimed at children and teens.
Don't know if it's different outside of anime but just judging that based on the animu is dumb.

>>141822834
>We DEFINITELY need to see some fucking villain/MC romance
Does Spirit Circle count?

>>141822834
>villain/MC romance
Prison school sort of has that with Hana and Mari.

>>141822834
I'm a sucker for a female demon lord who's an actual brutal villain who loves a human hero who has to kill her. There was a story I read a long while ago that had this, but instead of the stereotypical "hero MC manages to persuade her with love that what she's doing is wrong", they actually were both steadfast in their alignments.

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>(..i guess i'll have to use THAT!)

>>141822998
Holy shit, this is the first thing that came to mind when I was writing the post. The instant that trope begins to take form my boner goes through the roof.

Of course, she wouldn't do a heel turn and suddenly become pure, but maybe begrudgingly/amusingly help MC do what he has to do before draining him of his sperm for the rest of eternity.

>great majority of the shows in a season are the same "genre". 3-5 battlharems/parallel world shit/harems in general
>shitty comedies
>good shows only get a single season
>No adult based series. Can still be SOLs and everything, but in adult scenarios
>unnaturally colored hair/weird hairstyles
>MC and the characters are extremely distinguishable from the rest of the people in the show
>Weird, exaggerated cartoony reactions in an otherwise serious series that's not in the style. You can create comic relief other ways
>SHITTY FUCKING ENDINGS

>>141822935
Fortuna was a villain.

>>141823073
Let me save you some time

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/UsefulNotes/JapaneseStockPhrases

>>141822998
Do you remember the name of the story?

>There is an ugly character such as an obese person, a person with gonk facial features, or a person with big ears or buck teeth
>They are shown as a good, sympathetic person instead of a grotesque or demonic villain

WHY

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>>141822707
But if the tsundere isn't bad in the first place, there is no need for "taking down".

>>141823112
>Weird, exaggerated cartoony reactions in an otherwise serious series that's not in the style
Hellsing Ultimate

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>tomboy loses the mc bowl

>>141823208
Eden of the East

Flying Witch

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>>141823073
>He's fast!

>>141823208

FMA Brotherhood

>>141823208
I hated when they did that.

>>141820513
>token yuri going hetero
But yuri is an abomination.

>romance
>Goes fucking nowhere
>takes all season to MAYBE hold hands

Fuck Japs

>>141823095
Good tastes. Bonus points if the demon lord has blue/purple skin, black/red sclera or any other actual demonic features.

>>141823174
I don't, sorry. It really makes me want to write one myself, but all I'm good at is brainstorming ideas. The mental gymnastics the 2 would have to go through to thwart each others plans and fight would be refreshing to witness.

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>>141823356
Fucking this.

>>141821734
>Like Koe no Katachi.
wat?

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>character is half Japanese
>Father is always Japanese

>Looks like serious, mind screw or thought provoking series
>It's actually set in a high school instead of among adults
>tfw this automatically cancels out any seriousness to the series

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>anything action related in a highschool setting

>>141820513
>pseudo-science to explain magic
Why is pseudo-science bad.

>>141823471
http://www.quailbellmagazine.com/the-real/manga-koe-no-katachi

>>141820661
Why not girls try to peet at the boys and boys compare dick sizes?

All of you fags complaining about romance anime, why don't just learn fucking Japanese and play their porn games? You can actually pick the girl you want, flirt, kiss and fuck her for hours. Most romance anime has shit animation anyway, a game won't make difference.

>>141823556

If I had been involved in half the situations those high school anime teenagers are in when I was their age I would have been expelled and sent to a crazy house

>>141823616
でも、日本語を読める

Fuck off

>>141822416
Because those are the most basic forms of Japanese humor and you watch shit comedies.

>The most evilest villain appears, shows how irredeemable he is as he kills for a few chuckles, kicks newborns into slow flesh eating acid, tortures best girl (ie: the one that doesn't automatically spreads her legs for the MC, nor would ever become part of the harem.)
>Takes a slight interest in the MC
>All crimes he committed are swept under the rug and forgotten, instantly is take in the circle of friends by the MC and gets to live a peaceful life from there on out.

>A well-intention type of character appears, doesn't do anything that would paint him as wrong, and ideas would actually help the world as a whole. Though he would crack a few skulls that are a danger to his plans
>Doesn't take a slight interest in the MC.
>"My god, this fag is unredeemable!!! It is my duty as [MC] to hound him everywhere he goes and destroy everything he work so hard on, kill all of his comrades, NTR any potential love interest away and just make sure he suffers enough for me to kill him slowly! That'll teach him!"

>Super serious moment (character was just murdered)
>LOL, look, a character just made a funny joke. Lets all laugh despite a depressing moment just happened 2 seconds both story and in-universe.

>>141823556
>almost every sports anime ever

>>141823616
>implying I don't already
Gee, thanks for your help, senpai. I never would've made it without you.

>>141823484
Because blonde milfs are great.

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>harem anime with a generic MC
>ends up hooking up with one of the girls
>ends up having sex with her
>two times her with another girl
>is fucking everyone before long
>first girl finds out she's pregnant
>guy won't take responsibility
>murder, necrophilia, and abortions happen

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>>141823616
Because then we wouldn't have a reason to shitpost anon

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More light novel related, but:
>web novels of any kind
>isekai, maou, ore in the title
>title longer than 3-4 words
>kazuma kamachi

>>141823484
>fantasy of foreign men stealing your women: oh no so gross
>fantasy of stealing the women from foreign men: oh so hot these white whores will realize how superior my 4 inch 1 million times folded nippon dick is and love us instead

>>141820825
God it's all of this shit.

Maybe I don't notice America doing it so much because we ARE a superpower so it makes some sense. But when other countries make shows that present them as so centric in international affairs it just feels weird.

>>141823842
School days was a masterpiece, why can't we get more works like it?

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>>141820513
>school feativals

>>141823980
Those are great, fuck you

>>141823881
They're like little kids playing pretend

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>>141823980
>beach episodes

>>141823854
>web novels of any kind
Hey, they can be ok.

>>141821045
Nothing wrong with nationalism.

>>141824055
Find me one that isn't generic harem MMO reincarnation mary sue gutter trash and maybe I'll agree.

Please, seriously. I want to believe they're not all shit

>>141824063
>>>/pol/

>>141823881
Short of Tom Clancy's shit, there are very few MURRICA FUCK YEAR being done unironically. In fact, you will find more international co-operation stories, than straight american chest thumping.

>>141823582
>school lasting six days a week
Holy shit.

>>141824063
>implying 3rd gen can take down an F22

Yea, no, get fucked

>>141823881
China is the only other country where it would make sense, but it's never done in fiction because politics in chinese fiction outside of historical contexts or literal state propaganda is basically illegal. They'll never do it in a propaganda film because the government doesn't want attention drawn to Tibet or it's east African interventions

>>141824130
Problem is that the non-trash ones aren't Japanese. You still want one?

>>141823881
Yeah, Japan being the world center in some sort of global crisis or outclassing America's military in shows is always hilarious.

>>141824184
Last I checked that's a thing of the past there too now, it's all 5 days a week.

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>MC has a cold
>a fucking cold
>State of emergency declared
>Entire female teenage population on suicide watch

>emotionally immature thundercunt regularly insulting and attacking her "crush" who has the patience of a saint then going full blushu when he saves her, cue the ungrateful bitch

For once I'd love to watch an MC or rival girl BTFO the tsundere over her psycho behavior

>>141824254
Oh, you know what, you're right. Just remembered a couple english ones that were, like, alright.

Japanese web novels though? fuck em.

>>141824381
iirc five hundred people die of colds in japan every year, second highest in the world after egypt (where 3000 people every year die of colds)

>>141824468
>egypt
>Hot as fuck
>people die of colds
Wat.

Do schools in Japan actually have student councils that actually do things?

How about in America? The concept was alien to me as we had no such thing in my schools in the UK.

>>141824468
HOL UP

>>141824527
>thinking colds actually have anything to do with temperature just because it's called a "cold"

How can people continue to not know things this hard.

>>141824532
In freedomland our student councils have pretty much no powers and just plan parties & fundraisers

In Japan they get actual say in policy

>>141824532
In America, student councils are feel forced by the school administration. The only reason students take it seriously is because it adds to their transcript when applying to college.

>>141824527
Deserts are cold at night, and while colds only have negative effects in cold temperatures (because of weakened immune systems) they thrive in heat. It's a quadruple wammy of peoples immune systems not being able to fight of colds during the night, a couple of dense cities, a culture that makes people work when sick and hot days that turn annoyances deadly.

>>141824640
It helps that the japanese school system isn't completely fucking shitfuck ass backwards like it is here in 'murrica. Not that it's perfect by any means but good lord is it a fucking step up from the glorified daycares of the US.

>>141824686
*only start have negative effects

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>"p-protag-kun...."
>"l-love interest-chan..."
>this is as far as the dialogue goes when it comes to fleshing out a romance
Just kill me now

>>141824729
*only start to have negative effects
fuck

>>141824686
AZfag here. Colds in the summer fucking suck. Still trying to get out of mine, even.

>>141824578
Because people get told that a 'cold' is a thing at all.

It's just your immune system working, or in this case, overreacting to some benign piece of shit bacteria.

>>141824532
Student government

>>141824697
>completely fucking shitfuck ass backwards
Dial it back a bit anon. You can't generalize a country of 330 million people especially when the school system varies widely from state to state (even county to county). There's simply too much variance. That's why it's easier to compare states (like how Massachusetts has scores close to Norway).

>>141824795
>Because people get told that a 'cold' is a thing at all.
Rhino virus is a thing mate, look it up.

>>141820513
> parents are overseas/dead/completely irrelevant to the MC

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>series title name is dropped in the dialogue

>>141824865
So's influenza. And so are roughly two hundred other viruses and other garbage that causes "flu-like" symptoms.

What they all have in common is your immune system at work.

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>MC
>Opposite-sex sibling
>There will always be one thirsty fuck out of the duo.

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>>141824931
Honestly I love how stupid this is.

This:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ODnGoPyuBk

>>141824913
Parents hardly ever add to the plot anyway.

>>141824281
>use american training and american hand-me-downs
>surpass america
Is that a student surpassing the master thing?

>>141821592
>THE POWER OF LOVE AND HAND HOLDING OVERCOMES ALL ADVERSITY

FUCK

>>141824955
>What they all have in common is your immune system at work.
>infectuous disease
>immune system at work
Well I'd fucking hope so, why else would I have the damn thing?

>>141824833
The thing is people on the internet don't care about being fair or reasonable they just want to insult as many people as possible as often as possible.

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>>141825071
>have a disease
>no symptoms because immune system does not know the body is sick

>>141822061
>MC is lonely social outcast virgin
>suddenly develops a harem because he's just so nice
>harem girls constantly trying to fuck him
>he avoids it at all costs like he's deathly allergic to titties

fucking why

why do this

>>141820513
>Anime tries to depict the MC as a "normal high school student" but has a harem or special snowflake ability, which defeats his intended role as an average person.
>Harems in general, especially because the writers always want to be cliche as possible. There's the rich prideful one, the next-door neighbor childhood friend type, the loli, the jock, the sleazy one etc. This isn't even mentioning how absurd that a large group of young attractive females only has eyes for one male.
>High school students more competent than the police, the military, or any other security force that should have more experience, knowledge of tactics, and equipment.

High school settings and characters just generally annoy me, even when I was attending high school. Now that I'm in my 20s, I realize more just how many anime teens wouldn't and shouldn't be as capable if it was played out realistically.

>>141825159
Have you never been horribly pranked like that, anon?

>>141825026
Sounds like he's having a tricky shit

>>141822673
>current year
>watching anime

THE FACT THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE STILL HERE: http://www.4licensingcorp.com/about/our-companies/4kids-entertainment-licensing-inc/

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>qt grill faints
>static image + slow zoom out

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>girls fall madly and unconditionally in love with a guy because "he's nice"
>as if that weren't already stupid enough, he's typically not even particularly nice, just the basic levels of polite you expect every person to be
>every other guy has to be made an asshole or murderous rapist just to make MC look good in comparison despite just being a normal person

Is this how real life "nice guys" see themselves and the world? Guess I can see how it became an otaku fantasy cliche.

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>intro/outro shows the MC running

>intro/outro shows the MC standing still

>intro/outro shows the MC

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>MC is alien lover and work with alien fuckin shits

>intro/outro shows

>there's an intro/outro

>MC

>MC goes at funeral
>it rains

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>>141823484
Watch Galko-chan.

>Characters reconsider their negative outlook in the world because the MC physically assaulted them while pontificating his naive, childish moral beliefs.
>It's not the cherished memories of dead family relatives, friends, or lovers that causes these characters to have a change of heart, but a complete stranger injuring them in a fight that convinces these characters to be moral people.

Seriously, fuck this. The writers need to stop dickriding the MC. He or she doesn't need to be charismatic, or a messiah figure, or some idol, considered to be the benchmark of how characters should behave. It would make more sense if these characters switched sides because a relationship with another character they have known for years, if not their entire lives, that once made their life complete, not some stranger they barely know.

>>141820513
>that school is ready bell going on
>taking place in fucking school
>school shit
>school in general
>tsunderes
>male characters apologizing like pussies for everything G..Gomenasai
>MC penis isnt working as they arent trying to game girls
>Childhood friend that died didnt really die
>Shy autistic female characters, they automatically remind me of Rei or Nagato no matter what they look like

>>141826132
>that school is ready bell going on

ding DING ding dong

>>141820513
>MC is coincidentally good at everything
>keisandouri
>I JUST WANT TO PROTECT THEEEEEM

>>141821378
>>141821462
>>141821486
>>141821817

You're all full of shit. Japanese is one of the hardest languages for native English speakers to learn.

https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Wikibooks:Language_Learning_Difficulty_for_English_Speakers

>sob stories
>MC being right all the time
>nose bleeds just make something that looks like an erection like the male character's skin turning red all of a sudden it worked in american cartoons fucking nips have to be weird
>Humans beating superhuman soldiers.
>MC is obsessed with protecting his friends to batshit crazy levels.

>>141826132
So basically you hate anything you see more than five times.

>>141826228
There are people other than native English speakers, you know.

>bad guy makes evil grin and tips glasses
>glasses reflect light

>>141821770
>Is lip-reading not a thing in the world of anime?
Can't lip-read mouth flaps.

>high school setting

>>141826268
Japan has really fucking boring schools compared to America so its nauseating seeing the same boring setting in most animes.

Tsunderes are also annoying because they act the same you can even call some female characters token tsunderes.

I forgot
>Characters constantly saying the word bastard over and over
>Characters screaming Yamero or Stop it over and over
>Characters screaming like retards while attacking.

>>141826356
>middle school setting

>competent experienced soldiers with good equipment dropping like flies when fighting high schoolers with no superhuman traits

>anime characters fighting like idiots instead of like real people

I always cringe at anime sword fights between superhumans, I mean seriously just punch the fucker in the face while the swords are clashed for once dammit.

>Friendship is the answer!
>Friends is what you need!
>introverted character converted to an extrovert

You may have guessed this, but I fucking hate Kiznavier

>>141821451
this is a pain in the ass

>Character sees/hears/senses something
>"Hey, I..."
>"Hm? What is it?"
>"No, it's nothing."

but it's always fucking something.

>>141826228
That's just a list sorted by how much different a language is compared to english and probably includes the writing.
Japanese has very few exceptions, fairly simple sentence structure and has very few sounds that are also easy to pronounce. It's just an easy language to master. Well speaking it is, writing not so much.

>>141821813

>big robots using wrestling moves unironically

>>141826372
>>141826132
You sound like a lot of fun, anon.

>>141826491
>Mechas moving realistically
For fuck sake just have the robots doing acrobatics I dont give a shit if its not scientifically legit because its science fiction anyway.

>completely human like beings eating people
Its weird they should have big lizard like jaws to make eating flesh more efficient. Also most carnivores dont even chew their food they just swallow.

>main character is a big eater

Why? What is this supposed to accomplish?

>High school
>MC sits in the last desk of the left column, next to window
>"From today on you'll have a new classmate!"
>"Go sit near MC!"

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>lambda ally heroes/soldiers/veterans only here to instantly get rekt by baddie to give him a "serious threat" aspect
>16 y-old MC then comes by and makes the baddie his bitch within 20 minutes

>>141822673
Daily reminder that if you actually watch anime then you're not welcome here

>characters are 16 but speak with the wisdom of adults

Japan's obsession with youth it seriously annoying. Just give us some 20+ main characters for fuck sake.

>>141826890
Well, in Japan you're considered a waste of a human being if you're not already a married working man in your 20's. Not a lot of time to be having adventures then.

>"I've found out something that'll really help the situation"
>"But now's not the time to tell everyone about it"

It's never the fucking time.

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>>141824381

>>141824381
>implying girls dont go apeshit if Chad doesnt show up in class

>>141824468
>500 people each year
>in a country with with over 120 million
either japs need to harden the fuck up, or those 500 people were over 80 years or had aids at the time

>>141826274
Saying that a language is difficult or easy to learn has no meaning without a baseline native language to compare it to, and we're on an English-speaking imageboard.

>newborn babies with lots of hair and a fucking hairstyles

>>141820579
Naruto: the post.

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>1st episode a mysterious girl gives the neet loser MC superpowers

>camera pans up to sky
>EHHHHHHHHH

>"he's fast!"
>fuzakeru na!
>shikata ga nai
>I won't forgive you!
>this is the final attack!
>SHINJIRARENAI

>a character is drunk
>they always act the exact same way

>romance goes nowhere because muh purity

>adapted from a light novel with a title three sentences long

>>141822474
rock lee...

>>141821045
>>141821161
Fucking GATE!!!!!!!, so close to being good but stupid nationalism wank ruin it

>>141822673
Why do you think every third one of these shit threads gets deleted because OP starts off with a non-anime reaction image? They don't watch anime, they just drop by to shitpost.

>>141827722
Case in point, a newfag.

>>141826393
>elementary school setting
with dick sucking lolis

>>141824834
He's Japanese. His name is Yagi Toshinori and he's just a westaboo.

>>141821045
You're supposed to call him Showa now, jerk.

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>>141820513
>Anime takes place in a video game or revolves around video games
>Bland "High tech" clothing that looks like shit and ruins character designs
>Forced comedy or ecchi shit in an action show
>Show takes place in a lazy setting that's just retarded colors and shit floating around
>Important plot points are driven by horrible character writing and completely ruin immersion

>>141820624
Well that's too obvious, nobody likes recap episodes. Why would anyone even put it into a show, why not show nice boat or something

>>141828894
Showing a mediocre episode satisfies more people than canceling the episode entirely does, and it loses less of the audience.

>>141821302
Pls don't bully Simons

>>141823484
Daily reminder that Araki has cuck fantasies.

He made a 61-year old british bull slam a 21-year old japanese college student.

Flashbacks from the last episode in every episode

>>141827535

>adapted from a light novel with a title three sentences long

It will never stop ;_;

>>141828894
I believe most recap episodes are there because of budgetting problems. Namely they overused the budget on prior episodes, so the production team decides to scrap a proper episode and instead make a recap episode as filler, because they have to fill in enough episodes for the season.

>anime takes place in the kansai or tohoku regions
>most or all characters speak standard japanese

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>>141822707
Never really get the tsundere hype.
Not to mention they are suppose to tie into the "comedy" tag sometime.
>MC gets blamed for something, usually due to a misunderstanding
>He gets beat up, usually by a girl that's a tsundere
>The misunderstanding gets cleared up
>Girl is still mad at the mc, still treats him guilty afterwards, and never, ever fucking apologizes
>This is suppose to be funny

>When the main heroine is good at everything even though she's a lazy shit

High pitched voices

Shame at least 2 girls in every anime has to have them.

>>141822413
>female hits someone, then asks if she can hit them
might aswell say "the annoying ninja girl from an MMO Anime"

>>141820513
>Token yuri existing at all

>>141824156
>Everyone always goes on about how Call of Duty is AMERICA FUCK YEAH the games

>When all the campaigns are about Britan saving the world

People will grasp at straws for any excuse to hate on America.

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>>141823245
>Tomboy turns into a generic girly girl

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>Shot of the ground beneath the character
>Tear drops hit the ground

FUCKING STOP IT. JUST SHOW THEM CRYING. OR BETTER YET DON'T MAKE THEM CRY AT ALL BECAUSE MOST OF THE TIME THEY'RE CRYING FOR NO FUCKING REASON.

Oh and to go even further beyond --

>"Huh? Why am I crying?"

REEEEEEAAAAAAAARGH.

>>141820513
>something mildly bad happened to me, I better hack off all my hair

>>141820513
Anime takes 6 sometimes even 9 episodes before anything interesting starts happening.

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>>141833686
>Huh? Why am I crying?

This. Every time.

>>141820513
I love all of those
For me its shoving fan-service in places where it detracts from the scene, nothing wrong with fan-service in general though

>>141820513
>MC kidnapped, ripped away from family & friends and forced to work for some organization
>he just goes along with it

>>141823174
Search 'Superior'

>>141820825
>Reading bokurano
>Chapter where America is involved
>"America's nothing but a shell of it's former glory clinging to it's dying history after Japan stepped onto the global stage"

Jesus I've never seen such a salty mangaka.

>character does something stupid
>straight man has to loudly say what just happened
I don't always hate this style of comedy but often it feels the same as having someone explain every single joke.

>Harems
>Anime attempt at time travel (few exceptions though)
>Comedy completely reliant on MC abuse.
>High school settings
>Bland MC whose sole purpose is audience proxy and self insertion husk.

>MC has a lifelong friend that doesn't start showing romantic or sexual interest until it is challenged and doesn't want to "lose what they have" because of it even if it leads to unnecessary conflicts and pain to the MC

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>>141834894
>backstory of anime is that Japan wins WWII

>>141823356
Kimi ni Todoke

They took till the end of season 2 to get together because of muh misunderstandings and then kiss chapter later in the manga

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>years pass
>characters keep the same haircuts

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>character dies for some retarded reason

>>141837912
>MC and side character both get in a dangerous situation.
>MC conveniently survives while the side character gets killed off.

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>it's a baseball episode

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>show cant decide whether it wants to be serious and bloody or lighthearted and comedic

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>eurobeat

>>141833445
That's a good point. It's usually brit operators cleaning up the mess that the United States inadvertently started and is going along with more or less unaware of doing exactly what the antagonist wants them to.

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>>141836910
>It never even matters, it's just a thing that happened and could've easily either been left out or written around

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>>141833537
>Tomboy secretly wishes she was just a girly girl
>Tomboy has no spine, just turns into a s-s-stuttering m-moeblob

>>141826491
>>141826552

>Mechas holding giant assault rifles
Just integrate the guns into the wrist or shoulders. Why spend money building a mecha and not put guns on it but instead spend more money to build a giant assault rifle for it to fire? What if they lose the gun? And the it can't fight
> same for knives, don't make the mecha hold a giant knife, integrate it into the mecha

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>>141824756
>Extremely well fleshed out and subtle relationship development between two characters
>Over the course of the series you can see them coming to rely on each other, growing closer to each other and blatantly falling for each other
>It's never directly resolved or even explicitly brought up
>They finally confirm it in a live action sequel series two decades later with a single throwaway line of dialogue

>weak, generic, uninspired hero theme

Can't be doing with this

The second you hear the song build up the audience should be thinking "AWW SHIIIEEET, SOMETHING COOL IS GONNA HAPPEN"

>>141838668
The best tomboys have a feminine side, but don't act retarded about it

Like owning stuffed animals, or enjoying sappy shoujo

>>141823174
After some "research," I think he was referring to this series:

>[Rusty Soul、或十せねか] Brandish
http://exhentai.org/g/104340/790315e8ae/

>>141820513
But good dick curing homosexuality is my fetish

>>141823484
Which would you rather have in a Western series:
1. Asian man who moved to America and has American wife
2. American man who has Asian wife

If its pandering to sexually frustrated men, you bet your dick its never going to be #1

>Yelling a moves name

I get why they do it, but it still bothers me.

>>141840111
Asian and American aren't mutually exclusive categories

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>>141820513
>produced by Kyoani

>>141840111
I didn't think I would have to spell out "Asian who is not a native citizen of the United States, who moved to the United States in their adult life," but that was the point I was making.

For the second one, they could be of Asian ancestry. I've seen that before on Western television, though the wife was also an American-Asian.

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>2channel references

>>141840369
Fuck u I love those

>>141840674
I mean, its really just like Western shows pandering to the reddit userbase.

Nothing inherently wrong to it, but its like pandering to people who read books or like certain styles of music. Its super shallow.

>>141822039
the "niceness" of a pathetic beta is not the same as the "niceness" of Chad Thundercock, anon.

>>141824756
Did that guy buy 55 copies of Love Live or am I reading this wrong?

>>141827161
They probably did have AIDS or some embarrassing disease. It's like the high number of 'hunting accidents' that are actually suicides. Or 'fan death' in Korea.

>2 guys start dating
>everyone reacts positively

seriously my biggest complaint. i watch a lot of shounen ai and ive never seen one where the gay people are discriminated, it would make it feel more realistic.

>love interest likes someone else who appears to be better than mc
>love interest goes with other guy
>guy she liked turns out to be some rapist or murderer
>mc has to save her

>>141828263
Like the holocoaust?

>>141842696
>girl is about to get raped
>"NO IM A VIRGIN PLEASE STOP"
>MC saves her
>rewards him with sex

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>>141841442
>267,300 yen
>which works out to about 2427$

>2 fucking grand on idolshit

>>141820513
>anime involves magic
>fucking pentagrams everywhere

>>141842961
>rewards him with sex
yeah, not in my shitty shounen

>>141822477
You were probably beta.

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>>141821337
>But japanese is harder than other languages

Not really no. I had more trouble learning german than japanese. Swedish was also difficult.
Jap grammar is very easy. Kanji is the only annoying part.

>>141828157
>not freeaboo

>>141820513
Asspulls in general. Often exponential power-ups from characters that come as a way to write yourself out of an otherwise hopeless situation. There are more interesting ways for characters to recover from a bad situation rather than just suddenly make them ridiculously strong. Change always looks better to me when you see it over time.

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>>141825471
They're self-instert protags. Designed to be as bland and average as possible.
Since even a rapist can be "nice" it's perfect to use this as the positive character trait for the protag.

God forbid characters actually being ideals you strive to be like.

>>141820513
Japanese Nationalism in general. The kind where every country in an anime is evil incarnate and Japan has some 100 years of "peace" and a true Japanese person is benevolent and won't hurt a fly. I like Japan but stop with the nationalism in these shows. No country is perfect.

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>>141820513
>has a fantastic premise
>ditches the premise and turns into a generic battle harem