>I'm about to cum >Please don't cum inside >Cum's

>actually reading the doujin and not only looking at the images
Pleb.

>>141812947
but the plot is sometimes interesting

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>YES MAKE ME PREGNANT I WANT YOUR BABY ONII-CHAN

>>141812836
>instant boner kill

What's wrong with you?

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>>141812836
That's because you haven't experienced the pleasure of being cumed inside.

What does being cummed inside actually feel like?

>>141813764
Bags of sand... inside you.

>not cumming in the cumming page
Disgusting plebs.

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>>141812836
>You're getting stimulated by me touching your penis? how do you dare pervert!

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>it's a mindbreak, netorare, "dilf" doujin

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>>141814015
>how do you dare

>>141814397
>how do you dare
Fuck, didn't notice

>>141812836
>I'm going to fuck you with the strength of a gym teacher!
Still the greatest line in doujin history

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>I want your dick inside me onii-chan
>N-nooo, not there!

>>141812836
It's an instant boner kill for me too.
I mean, if you're still hard after cumming then you're probably in a doujin yourself.

>Calling someone perverted while your having sex with them
Pretty hypocritical

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>>141812947
>Not laughing your boner away
>Calling other people pleb

>>141814811
>Ara, you came so much yet you're still this hard? Youth is so wonderful!

>>141812836
I'm with you OP, "NOOOOOO, I'M GONNA GET PREGNANT" (accompanied by gargling noises ideally) is better than "Oh~ The pleasure of being cummed inside of"

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>"I'm a boy but if you cum inside me I'm surely going to get pregnant!"
I don't know what do hentai artists drink but I want some of it.

>>141814863
>Homura-chan's shit looks like a bunny

Madoka, what the fuck

>>141814120
I feel bad for anyone that's actually into older dudes because they don't even have a good tag to find shit

>>141814863

Are these supposed to be funny or the writers actually take it seriously

>>141815115
>tfw I like muscly men
>doujins consists of fat old men, beta skinny harem protags, or a young boy.
ENOUGH.

>>141814863
proof that people who write duojins are retarded virgins

>>141814483
don't worry anon, sometimes don't we just notice.

>>141814863
many brain cells were lost by reading this

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>male ejaculates literal buckets of cum

>>141815204
Methonium tends to draw fairly buff dude. Also I can give you some recs if you can tolerate gay stuff.

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>Call me Daddy

>>141815115
>Include tags: "DILF", "Happy Sex"
>Exclude tags: "Dirty Old Man", "BBM", "Netorare"

I'm not saying this guarantees that you get what you're wanting for, but I'm dead certain it improves your chances significantly.

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>>141815137
I think it's the result of acquiring knowledge about sex from other people doujins

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>>141812836
>>141814863
This is why I don't read translated H-manga.

>>141812836
I see your hips never moved on their own you faggot

>>141814863
>one horned bitch destroyer
every time

>>141815395
but it's ok to be a little unrealistic?
http://exhentai.org/s/4d6c01e8b3/429378-13

>>141815137
tbqh, I don't really know anymore.

>if you don't stop, I'll become retarded!
>don't look directly, it's embarrassing!

>>141815923
But the point of hentai/anime is to get away from reality. Otherwise we'd be stuck with average dicks spewing maybe a tablespoon of jizz for an average cum dumpster.

>reading /a/
>OP tries to create 3rd person verb form
>puts an apostrophe before s
I literally have to close the tab before reaching this thread every thing because it's an instant boner kill.

>>141817141
/thread
Fuck you, OP.

>>141812836
Girls actually like to be cummed inside though I wish they didn't.

>>141814483
Reading it that way made it go from the tsundere voice in my head to some Indian guy and now I can't stop laughing. Thanks.

>>141812836
>not cumming at the same time
My favourite is when she sucks the tip and he shoots and she swallows with "dont spill a single drop"

>>141814483
CGrascal must have translated that one.

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>>141812836

>STOP IT, I'M GOING TO CUM
>not even a rape doujin

>>141817078
>we'd be stuck with average dicks spewing maybe a tablespoon of jizz
Jesus, that's the real boner killer.

>>141818093
>Blowjob tag.
>Literally only a single panel.

Gotta get all those tags in, man.
Gotta populate those searches.

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>>141815837
ALPHA AS FUCK

>>141812947
For some reason, I need the dialogue.

>>141818379
I'm sure there are plenty of people who watch/read porn for the plot.

>>141818295
>have a fetish for chinese dress
>search for the tag
>only one panel with the dress each fucking Time
Why do they do this?

>>141818626
>have a fetish for chinese dress
Your taste is ok__

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>>141818626
>fetish for glasses
>she takes them off as soon as sex starts

True fact: this is all a plot by the japanese govt to try and raise natality rate.

>>141820241
Is it working?

>>141818737
I know your pain.

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>>141815837

>>141812836
>your insides feels like a million worms
I mean, did the guy fucked a can of worms or what? How he would know?

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>unless you have sex with me I tell your husband that you wear nono panties

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>>141814863
>never find choice lines like this is the doujins I pick up
>I only read boring doujins

>/a/ - Anime and Manga

>>141822000 (checked)
Sounds like a decent enough loli doujin.

>>141813764
literally nothing

>>141818379
>For some reason
Context is the most important part of well made erotica. That's why doujins can be more appealing than better written h-manga, because a lot of the time you actually know the character's backstory and personality in more depth than you would otherwise.

>>141815837
Sauce?

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>>141815137
>>141815276
>>141815598
>>141816666
Maybe it's the translators?

unrelated, but why the fuck did 1.ex-hentai logged me out and 2. is now giving a login error whenever I try to log in with an account? like straight up "login error" in red text after inputting my login.
Anyone else got this problem before?

>>141822350
I don't believe you. You can't ruin my immersion.

>>141823622
http://exhentai.org/g/814025/450feb218c/

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>trap gets turned on by being cummed inside
>trap actually gets pregnant

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>>141818737
>feet fetish
>feet are shown prominently in the cover art
>completly absent from the doujin itself

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>>141813764
Slight warmth and the cock pulsating/twitching

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>Femdom involves crushing testicles.

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>>141824282

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>Boy forced to crossdress and raped.
>Doesnt get turned into a slut.

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>>141824324
>Femdom starts halfway through, after a lovey-dovey montage of pure vanilla

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>>141825338
>Starts off light femdom
>ends with the guy on top and in control

>>141825338
I'd prefer that over it just being two pages with the woman on top and then missionary position for the rest of it with the guy in charge for the rest of it.

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>>141824282

>Oh, you're hitting my cervix!
>You're pushing past my cervix!
>You're fucking into my uterus!
>I'M CUMMING!

My hentai author can't possibly be this much of a virgin

>>141825510
What Doujin is that from?

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>no dojidom tag

>>141825393
This, so fucking much. It completely defeats the purpose.

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>>141825393
This shit is the worst.

>>141825532
I'm surprised that translators don't make the dialogue more realistic.

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>>141818737
>fetish for glasses
>Senpai asks you if you want her to wear her glasses during sex

>>141825604
Their job is to translate, not rewrite.

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>>141814120
>it's a mindbreak, netorare, "dilf" doujin

>>141825725
True but good translators take leeway to make translations fit

You can't really translate shit from Japan directly anyways, that messes the names due to how their spelling works

Anyways exhentai should just rename ntr to sven or hans because that's how much of a cuck they are

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>>141825594
Idk, I kind of like it when a thirsty dom bitch goes all cocky and arrogant, thinking she's owning it, and suddenly in mid-act, the tide turns and she loses all her temper since she's isn't making the rules anymore.
But then, love-hate relationships are my fetish...

>>141817651
HOW CAN SHE CUM?

HOW CAN SHE CUM AND I CANT. I AM A HYUMAN AND I HAVE RIGHTS.

HOW CAN SHE CUM?

>lets have sex!
>n-no, not there, its dirty!

for what purpose

>>141814863
i love this shit i always kek

only ever found tomiko saying "normies" and "autistic virgins"

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>>141825815

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>Smegma

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>>141826059
>smegma

>>141825587
i like those eyebrows any tags for big eyebrows?

>>141827072
That's more >>>/d/'s territory.

>>141818626
Patrician taste

>>141815668
Needs more like it

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>>141812836
.

>>141817580
If I was a girl I'd make sure to leglock you anon.

>>141825839
Well, sometimes it really is dirty. You can get cancer from licking too much cunt, you know?

>>141814811
If I masturbate to my fetish then I'm 100% always still hard afterwards since my fetish doesn't involve actual fucking. If I half ass masturbate to something really quick and simple also still hard afterwards.

>doujin gets very scientific on the medical terms for the sex, or pregnancy days.

>>141812836
>Universe 1
>a girl can only get pregnant if she wants to
>Universe 2
>pregnancy is a 100% chance

>>141827072
http://pastebin.com/Cj6gficg

>>141832140
>ohhh yes
>local nervous reflex action has caused the corpora cavernosa to relax, allowing blood pressure to rise
>mmmm
>the tunica albuginea has trapped the pressurized blood within the corpora cavernosa

>>141823664
don't use the plugin.
make a new account.
wait a few weeks.
delete cookies.
log into ehentai forums or whatever.
visit panda.
no more panda.
no more plugin.

I was actually told once that, while obviously someone doesn't want to get pregnant by being cummed inside, it feels really enjoyable.

>>141823664
The plugin stopped working a while ago. Not sure why exactly. Gotta do it the old fashioned way now.

>>141812947
Context and buildup can be really sexy if done right and only makes the sex scenes better. This is why I can't fap to shit that has dumb stories, they feel just like your usual 3DPD emotionless porn.

>>141835071
Pretty much. You can't actually feel the cum but you can definitely feel when the man is cumming.

>>141835209
N-no homo, right?

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>>141827072
Why hello there! Would you like to learn about our lord and savior Chaika?

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>>141814863

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>>141835527

>>141814863
>satan, guide my cock
kek

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>>141835599

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>>141814863

>>141835527
Cir-cum-ference?

>Girl uses guy's dick as an arcade stick
>Guy cums when she does the Konami code.

>>141812836
>impregnation talk
Always a boner slaughterer.

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>>141835794
>>141835921
Yes

>>141836479
I love impregnation, but hentai seems do overdo almost everything. I'd love if they just made it obvious that she is desperate for his seed via her facial expression and we somehow learn that she gets pregnant, like a pregnancy test or timeskip with pregnant belly or even x-ray is fine to me.

>Female not totally undressed
>close tab *click