You chillng in the bar when this loli comes up and starts hitting

>>140939409
hit her back hard

>chillng in the bar

ITT: Things that never happened.

>>140939409
Curl up and start crying in terror.

>>140939409
Unzip katana

>>140939409
Offer to take her home since a bar is no place for a loli.

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>>140939409
extreme heat patting and cheek squeezing

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OH HAI MA

tell her I'm only into shotacon.

>>140939409
Tell her she's too old for me.

I want to make out with a loli

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>>140946451
is this more your style?

>>140946451
She's 9.

>>140947411
Exactly.
9 years too old.

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>>140947326
too old

>>140947564
ITS AWWWWWWRIGHT

>>140939409
Ask if she's a cop

>>140940827
It's unsheathe anon

I'm not 12 so I stopped drinking like any civilized country

>>140949843
You are a country?

>>140949933
That probably sounded funnier in your head

>>140950549
No it was funny and >>140949843 is a faggot.

>>140950595
You must've low standards.

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>>140939409

>>140950954
2 nukes weren't enough

>>140940827
i unrar my winrar trial version

>>140939461
This desu

>>140950673

what is funny is people thinking that not drinking is somehow civilized.

>>140949843
>>140950549
>>140950673
2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>140951112
But what if the nukes were the cause for it?

>>140951253
>drinking past the age of 12
>civilized

>>140951270
?

>>140951342
They probably were, which is why we need more nukes.

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>>140951270