A girl much older than you took you to a secluded spot and offered

My mother always warned me not to take candy from strangers.
I am prepared and also wearing my stranger danger whistle.

Considering I took sugary sweets out of my diet, kindly refuse and tell her to have a good day.

>>140811022
Rape her.

Mom says sugar will ruin my appetite.

I think what makes Shinkais annie mays look so atmospheric is that he understands the importance of light and shadow.

Watch whatever other anime series or movie and see how often a light source is locatable in a scene.

>>140811081
Nice.

If she is an attractive Christmas Cake who isn't offering generic brand garbage then I would accept the chocolate and marry her.

>>140811022
If I were to "doot" the careless whisper sax solo while deflowering a christmas cake, would that make it more intimate?

Suck her toes.

Beer and chocolate together gives me reflux. No dice.

>>140811196
Yes

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>>140811022
A guy much older than you took you to a secluded spot and offered you some chocolate before dinner.

What do you do?

>much older

Yo, how much older we talking here because Chocolate in exchange for sating a ticking biological clock isn't too good a deal.

>>140811022
Bully her.

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I'd take her hand and tell her she's beautiful

>>140811022
Ask her why is she not dating men her age.

Decline. I'm cutting and chocolate doesn't fit my macros. Plus, it has zero protein and will likely destroy my gains.

>>140811022
accept the offer
I heard about the dangerous loli gangs, but I never heard of dangerous christmas cake gangs, so I'll be fine

>>140811607
>but I never heard of dangerous christmas cake gangs

You never heard of them because they make sure to never accidentally leave someone alive.

>>140811245
introduce him to my little sister

>you will never have a cake try to take advantage of your youth
>you'll never do a switcheroo by breaking her heart afterwards

>>140811022
Depends on what type of chocolate it is, if it's Dark Chocolate, then hell fucking no, I HATE dark chocolate, but if it was milk chocolate on the other hand, then I'd most definitely accept it

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>>140811022
I tell her to save until AFTER dinner that i'll take her out for.

>>140811022
>>140811343
>hand
i think you mean foot

>>140811022
Be a bit weirded out but I would take it unless its mint, I fucking hate mint.

>>140811022
She seems like a nice lady and I'm a little boy who loves chocolate, so I would accept her offer with a "thank you".

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A much older woman you met in a game asks to meet up. what do?

>>140815324
Agree to meet up, but only if it's in a very public place, if she wants to meet somewhere private, then I will refuse

>>140811022
>>140815324
Feast on their flesh

>>140815669
Start at a public place then go to her room if the day goes well?

>>140815928
Well, yeah, of course, that is assuming that the woman I met, is actually a woman and not a dude pretending to be a woman

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>>140811022
>unzip pants
>tell her she should keep the chocolate because it will make the taste much more yummy

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A sensei much older than you took you to his car and offered you some candy before dinner.

What do you do?

>>140811212
underrated post

>>140813074
>"inherent warmth" from crystallized ginger
god, even the packaging seems like it's fellating itself

Tell her that it doesn't conform to my paleo diet. If she really cared she would support my lifestyle. Can't be interrupting my gains.

>>140811022
I N H A L E H E R F E E T

>>140816114
Laugh what you want, but i had a teacher ride me home once. It was fucked up. He kept touching my thigh. And i am a guy.

>>140811245
Kindly tell him to fuckoff cause he's probably a buddy fucker

>>140816371
Ride you all the way home?

That is some stamina anon!

>>140811022
Take it and save it until after I've had dinner, obviously. If she insists I eat it now, just take a small part of it.

>>140811022
Eat the chocolate. Shit's too good not to accept.

>>140811022
tell her to fuck off i'm on to her plan to make me into a bbm

>>140811696
Why, so he can kill you after courting her?
>>140815324
I'm old enough that the only predation anyone could do is outright trying to kill me, and even that would be a welcome addition of human contact.

>>140816556
BBM?

>>140816424
You know i meant drive you sick bitch.

>>140816556
>>140816577
Isn't the term for it BHM?

>>140816371
Hot.

>>140816564
Accept the sweet embrace of death and hope at the very least you climax

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>>140816371
>It was fucked up. He kept touching my thigh. And i am a guy.
Yeah! I mean if he's gonna grab some, why not go for the real meat?

>>140816371
Did he walk you home gently too?

>>140817195
IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE GEARBOX! Jesus christ!

>>140816371
Was he as beautiful as Yashiro sensei?

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>>140811696
Kinda like this?

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>>140811022
Tell her that she looks like a teacher I had a silly little crush on back in school.

Then nervously ask if we can hold hands.

>>140816371
School 'forgot' about me on a school-trip to the water park.
Eventually got picked up by the oldest-fuck teacher on his motorbike.

It was a pretty confusing ride.

>>140811022
Decline since I don't have mommy isues