You have to convince him to listen to you for the upcoming grail

>command seal x3: kill yourself
Gil thinks that his will is law. He doesn't listen to anybody so much as he decides to amuse himself by humoring those he sees as beneath him. Why would I try to make such an arrogant fucker obey me in the slim hopes that I can win the Grail when I can have a much better time shitting all over the King of Arrogance's pride? I'd much rather force him to destroy the one thing he cares about while I jerk off to his suffering than win the war.

Through sheer absurdity

>>140779901

You will be killed later on you fucking idiot. And why would you be jerking off to a guy dying you fucking flaming fairy?

True retardation is in that post.

>>140779245
we would be bros honestly

>>140779968
>why would you be jerking off to a guy dying
Because he's an edgelord

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>>140779968
>You will be killed later on you fucking idiot.

>>140780036
people die when they are killed

>>140779245
>Actually convince him to obey you absolutely
>He fucks around and toys with his opponents because he doesn't want to use Ea on them
>dies like the jobber he is

>>140779245
Just like i did with my grandson
>take off belt
>beat child with belt
>Is he listening yet?
>If no, keep beating, then repeat
>if yes, tell him the fucking thing
works every time

>>140779245
Le diria
Vas a dejar que te ganen?

>>140779245
>Summon Enkidu

Done.

>>140779901
I may be misremembering F/SN, but isn't it stated that Gil can just flat out ignore Command Seals?

>>140780372
Yeah, archers have independent action as a passive.

>nobody never won the grail
>they are still trying
Dumb magus

>>140780372
Don't listen to this newfag >>140780426

>>140780426
I thought that was the ability to exist without a Master. I could have sworn Gil's "fuck you're rules" ability was more of a trait unique to him, or is it something you get when your independent action skill is high enough?

>>140780372
No he can't. Tokiomi commanded him no problem. It's high magic resistance that can somewhat defy command seals.

>>140779245
1) Command seal: remain still as a statue for 10 minutes
2) Take embarrassing and humiliating pictures of him while he's still immobilized
3) Send pictures to trusted persons with which I previously had arrangements
4) Tell Gilgamesh that if he doesn't say what the fuck I tell him to do or if I die, my friends will make sure that all the other servants will see the pictures that I took.

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M-maybe I can be your Enkidu for this Grail War

>>140780737
He only has high magic resitance when wearing the armor.

>>140779245
I bet you can't even win againts Assassin you fag, King of Heroes? more like King of Jobbers

>>140779245
Fuck it, it's Gilgamesh. He's in all likelihood better at this shit than I am. As long as I get mine, he can fuck off and win however he likes. I'll chill and be his battery pack, it's all good.

>>140781286
>Kills you
>Kills friends

You didn't think that one through, apparently.

>>140782063
Have fun getting murdered by Kotomine because Gil found you boring.

>>140780182
thank you for demonstrating your 13 year old sense of humor to us

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>>140779245
Give him a Seiba.

>>140779245
Converse with him and figure out exactly how autistic his philosophy of life is.

Grail war can wait.

>>140779245
Tell him first of all I'm no Enkidu but I will help him. We then plan restore the world to be what is was like under his rule of Uruk. As long as he's his CCC incarnation I think it would work.

>>140779245
If you follow my lead we can get your waifu

>>140779245
>Only heroes with dying wishes become servants.

I'd have a bro session with Gil trying to entertain him as much as I can. Then I could find out his dying wish so we could have a bro quest together.

>>140783712
only reasonable answer so far

>>140783813
He isn't autistic at all he is a pragmatic narcissist.
( existentialist patrician )
He believes in purpose and hates zombies.

>>140779245
hand saber over to him

I would handle it the same way that one kid handled mage. I would figure out what he liked, and then do it. As long as we're working together and he's fucking doing something it should be good.

>>140782696
guy has his own float, which doubles as a fucking attack craft, capable of pwning a magically roided-up military jet.
he can pretty much do what he wants