This girl just walked up to you and said that your ass is now

Haruna a shit.

>>140771866
Do her doggystyle and tell her she can grab my butt as I do her.

I pull my pants down and ask her to be gentle, knowing full well that won't happen.

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Tell her to piss off because I'm going to marry Taeko.

>>140772047
It's normal for girls to have several sexual partners nowadays. Your girl is very likely a slut.

>>140771866
Tell her she's fun and all but I'm going to marry Tomonori.

>>140771866
>Zombie Desk Car aired 5 years ago
>5 years.

>>140772047
>choosing moeblob over delicious domiatrix

You don't belong here, faggot.

>>140771930
This is the correct answer.

>>140771866
I would laugh and shake my head

I can't think of any better option than >>140771930, especially since you wouldn't want to seem too eager on the first time.

>>140772515
>not dominating the dominatrix

pegging is hot though

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scout the crotch region for nearby dicks
if a dick is spotted, fight for top
i will buttfuck a futa, but a futa will not buttfuck me.

Tell her my pr squat.
Ask her if she wants to feel it.

Anyone read the LN btw?
I'm wondering what progress happened with the girls.

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Get my waifu to slaughter her.

>>140771866
Let her? She can peg me all night if she wants to.

>>140773026
Saras is Seras superior, you sissy. She even saved her worthless existence.

>>140773026
What's with you and bitches with tits?

>>140771866
NICE TRY BUT YOU WONT BE ROBBING ME OF MY COMING WIZARD POWERS

>>140772515
That's gay.

>>140773026
>Picking the inferior vampire ninja and worst girl

>>140771866
Fuck off you tranny. I hope you die from sucking dick.

>>140773094
I gotta defend him here, they are usually the best but Saras > Sera.

>>140772986
Harem end.

>>140773155
>they are usually the best
Your taste is as bad as Lelouch.
>Saras > Sera
You're not beyond help a least.

>>140771866
Clench my buttcheeks and tell her to be gentle

>>140771866
>Persistent weekly thread that has virtually become a meme
OP must be proud of himself.

>>140773263
It's hardly a weekly, maybe a monthly.

>>140773026
Saras would beat her in a fight. Sera is the weakest fighter in the harem aside from maybe Mael.

>>140773219
Not him but tittie monsters are usually great. There are exceptions (like Sera), but don't generalize.

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>>140771866
All the girls in Korean Zombie Deskcar are perfect. I would fuck all of them multiple times.

>>140772656
Seriously? Kill yourself faggot.

>>140773134
How so?

>>140773219
at least*

>>140773535
Tits is fine, but bitchy tits? They're more often awful than not.

>>140773585
Except Sera.

>>140772047
Out of all the crazy and eccentric fun girls you pick the timid dere moeblob that had like 15 minutes of screentime total out of two seasons? She was so irrelevant and existed to make other girls remarkable by comparison. At least pick Hiiiiiiiii~ who has a personality and mega potential cuteness.

>>140773620
Depends on the bitch. I personally love bitches but it depends on why they're bitchy for. Sera is definitely a bitch for no reason and deserves to get slapped, though. Fuck her.

>>140773722
It's /a/, what do you expect? These types of characters are made for /a/nons.

>>140773296
Eh, it's almost been a year since OP started and he sometimes makes three threads a months.

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>>140773635
I'm so sorry about your sickness.

>>140771866
My ass is really flat. I feel bad she has shit taste.

>>140773893
I'm already opening up a lot of exceptions there. The only true perfection is Tomonori and everyone else are simply perfect-but-not-as-much girls. Except Sera, who's just plain shit.

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>>140773925
I'm not american but I think that you can refer to someone as a person by their bottom.
>>140774010
I think this anon has been replied to with too many
>no, you piece of shit

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>>140773722
>Out of all the crazy and eccentric

That's one of the reasons I liked her most. In a sea weird and crazy stuff Taeko's averageness and normalcy was like a breath of fresh air.

NTR her.

>>140771866

It might be fun to play sub for a vampire queen for a while.

>>140771866
Make sarcastic remarks

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>>140774163
Just say you like moeblobs, shit eater.

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>>140771866
Cast Lex Aeterna + Magnus Exorcismus.

>>140771866
Say thank you.

I really had a great ass. It's round and plump.

>>140772047
Best girl