You're in the bar, and this guy slaps your gf's

>>140674873
>I have a gf

T..thanks anon.

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Slap his ass

>>140674873
Ask him politely to put on a fucking shirt

Stop this meme already.

>>140675226
>fist bumping the spikes

>>140674873

>"This form of sexual harassment has been passed down the Armstrong family for generations..."

admire the ass slapping technique that has been passed down the armstrong family line for generations

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>>140675773
>>140675822
Came here to post this

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>>140674873
OP, he will not slap his sister's ass, will he?

>>140674873
I can't feel passionate about these scenarios knowing I'll never have a gf

>>140676038
You win.

>>140674873
[x] Be taken away by this adonis

>>140676038
>implying any man on the planet could handle her

>>140674873
Be jealous that he didn't slap mine

>>140676570
I-I want to be handled by her

>>140674873
thats illegal enjoy jail fucker

>>140674873
Flex at him to convey my resolve and love for the woman, then after winning him over, we do an elaborate handshake and have a drink and I'll convince him to teach me alchemy.

>>140674873
>Implying I ahve a GF

>>140674873

What anime is this?

>>140677359
Boku no JoJo

>implying i'm "cool" enough to go to a bar
:^)

>>140677414
Boku no Alchemy

>>140677359
Keit-Ai

it would happen eventually
>inb4 I know you want me to kill myself

>>140674873
Punch him. He is gonna kick my shit in, but i am not letting him take her while i am still alive. Although now that i think of it, that is pretty dumb, considering she could probably take him in a fight.

>>140674873
Thinking a refined gentlemen such as Major Armstrong would make a pass at another man's intended. He would clasp your hand and praise your for your fine taste. Your girl on the other hand will cuck you.

>>140674873
He's a big guy

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>>140674873
Explain to him that was my missus, Armstrong is a gent and would apologise.

>>140676038
Absolute patrician taste

>>140674873
Nonsense, Armstrong is too much of a gentleman to do such a thing.

>>140676038
Fantastic taste, FMA has so many great waifus.

>>140676038
Shes hot as fuck, but I simply can't handle that much woman.

Take her to the hospital since he knocked her ass off with his strength.

>>140674873
rip my shirt off and strike a Jojo pose with him

Slap her ass too then brofist.
He's clearly a man of refined taste.

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How does one get a handful of ass without getting a handful to the face?

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>>140674873

Clean the bloody mess off the floor, my gf is probably too sleepy now, and I don't want the bartender to suffer.

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>>140677359

It's not anime. It's live action. That's Hulk Hogan.

Did you not see this cinematic masterpiece?

If so, Hulkamania is gonna come for you!

>>140674873
tell him to do not touch my hand again

>>140674873
He's clearly bara, he'd slap my ass

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>>140674873
get what is left from my gf ass and throw it at him

Remind him about the six million Ishvalans

>>140675275
>not fist bumping the spikes

you not men enough.

>>140676038
whit if i slap her ass?

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>>140685639

>Not 6 billion

Oy Vey, check your privilege Amestrian.

>>140685712
She'd either run her sword through you or respect your audacity.

>>140685712
shes probably slap your face before beating the shit out of you, m8

>>140686019
i would like that.

>>140674873
Give him a manly slap on the ass

>>140675202
You HAD a gf. She's paste now.