You here some noise outside your house and then someone knocks

>>140132513
Wife Ritsu.

Hi! How are you guys doing? Come inside!

Let's jam, guys!

>>140132513
>hear
FTFY

Why would they come over? Im not a girl

Get disappointed because it's the wrong 2D world and try to find a way into the one I want to go.

start cumming profusely

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MOE FUCKING SHITS

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>>140132513
NOPE, fuck you, you retarded Jehova's Witnesses!
Now you even abuse moe animu characters in your christian brainwashing cult.

HAIL SATAN!

Hello?
Hello.

https://u.pomf.is/vakjjr.webm

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You here some noise outside your house and then someone knocks on your door. You open it and see this.

What to do?

>>140132513

Ask if any of them want some tea or coffee and whether they'd like to listen to some Jazz or watch a nice foreign film with me.

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>>140133479

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>>140133479

>>140132771
this

>>140133479
Unzips dick

>>140132513
>guitars are in the bag
Anon you need to check your ears.

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>>140132513
Tell them to fuck off because this is the wrong apartment, slam door shut, tell Sawako it was just some stupid salesman and proceed to fuck her and pump her full of my semen over and over again.

Genuflect

>>140133985

>Not wanting a threesome with Sawako and Ritsu

>>140133479
what's the sadpanda link again?

>>140132513
Ask them what the fuck is wrong with their hands.

>>140133985
You will NOT sexualize the keions