Herro. Wot is yur naym? Mai naym is Alice Cartalet. I am 16 yeurs

Do yow like sea bream?

I'd cum in her Yorkshire pudding.

>>140070839
Better take responsibility and marry that pudding too.

>>140070651
>>140070724
>>140070839
>>140070904

I am imagining all you people talk in that annoying cockney accent right this here and now.

>>140070931
Oi m8 I sware on me mum

>>140070931
Awight, me ol china?

Yor enwrish sounds a wittle awkwur

>>140070651
Get out of my country you fucking gaijin.

>>140071101
Japan and England are the same fucking country anyway.

Island nation full of tea-sucking, america-whipped, crooked-teeth perverts hated by every other country in the near vicinity.

>>140071155
You tell em like it is my fat chicano negro.

Surely countryside British girls are still cute

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>>140071155
Truly the world's two great island empires.

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>>140070651

>>140070931
blimey, be'er than the yanks who sound like a smelly old bitch par'cipa'ing in an orgy, innit?

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Herro ferrow aethists. Hrow do yue do?

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>>140071155

Don't forget driving on the wrong side

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Barrow-in-Furness > Cotswolds

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Aye lass, wanna head to me pub for a pint?

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>>140072212
>HEY!
Miss Kongou, your English is a little awkward!

Would you rike to fry on my jambo jet?

>>140071155
They're both also going to die out soon.

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WHO ARE WE?
WHY ARE WE HERE?
WHERE ARE WE GOING?

>>140071155
Wales and Scotland want to get rid of Limeys.

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>>140072212
Sure, until America stomped both their asses.

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>>140073919
>WHO ARE WE?
Autistic weebs
>WHY ARE WE HERE?
Because we'd rather shitpost than be productive members of society
>WHERE ARE WE GOING?
Nowhere. Absolutely nowhere. Then we die.

Satisfied?

The brits are fucked up

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>>140074036
based

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>>140074135
No. Not until this is explained.

>>140074276
Her loneliness growing up made her colorblind

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>>140074276
Aya is perfect and can do no wrong. Everything she says is factually correct. No explaination needed.

Every time I see the Union Jack on OP I think of Jonathan Joestar.

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>>140074276

>>140074394
Disgusting

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S3 when?

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>>140070651

>>140074426
You saw what happens to Yuru Yuri. It's best we let sleeping dogs lie.

>Karen flips out because her dad didn't buy her a necklace

Worst girl, deserves to be raped by muslims.

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Was Honker the best thing about S2?

UK so based americucks had to use our language.

Birmingham fags accent sound fucking retarded.

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>>140073919
Arpeggio ED > OP

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>>140070931
"Having a Cockney in your band is a good sign you're not going to make it." - Noel Gallagher

>>140070931
Oi loike you know that, I'm from Manchester.

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I want to shag Alice.

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Gween tea

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>>140075213
Get in the queue

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>>140075213

>>140075583
There isn't one, only Shino can.

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>>140075667
And Yoko

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>>140075213
I want to change her diapers

>>140074394
so much better

>>140075213
shino pls go

Alice would be better is she had big tits.

>>140075921
She takes after her dad, so that's impossible

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>not yerro

>>140075720
Please end your life.

>>140075720
Translation?

>>140075720
He wants to clean her little twat and place a clean nappy on her defenseless bum.

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>>140076127
>2016
>doesn't have a diaper fetish
Get some taste fag

>>140076206
I wish

>>140076349
No, I don't because it's a shit fetish.
pardon the pun

>>140070931
oi shuddup ya git