>I'm just an average High School boy that had a

the fire nation attacked.

a new student transfers into class.

I graduated

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a deus ex machina gifted me with the phone number of my crush, but it ended up to be the AU version of her instead

>>139985302
I bumped into a girl on my way to school.

>>139985302
>a girl fell from the sky and on top of me and accused me of rape, leading to me ending up in jail.
Thanks, feminism.

Cute girl fell at me and groped her boobs accidentally.

>>139985302
Until I developed a [ STAND]

>I'm just an average High School boy that had a normal life until
I turned into an elf hermaphrodite who aches to please her cyborg daddy.

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>I'm just an average High School boy that had a normal life until

Some hot blonde busty girl was molested by three guys and left crying on the street which activated my white knight faggotry and ended up with someone dying, someone crying and a family heirloom to be passed down the generations in the form of some panties.

>>139985302
I found a corpse, met the corpse and my best friend started dying over and over again while I fell in love with the corpse.

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>>139985439

>>139985302
>I realised that I wasn't actually a normal highschool boy. I was a 48 year old single, jobless man.

>I'm just an average High School boy that had a normal life...
>except that I have a 10/10 childhood friend who always wakes me up and cooks for me, a 10/10 little sister who takes baths with me, and my parents are never home.

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>>139985439
ALWAYS

My parents are overseas.

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>>139985302
I had to kill a school shooter.

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>>139985439

>>139985439
Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/

>>139985302
graduated.

>>139985439
DELETE THIS