>Come home >See this >She starts yelling at you in Japanese,

>>139659966
The same way I'd deal with any trespasser: get my gun, tell her to put her hands where I can see them, call the police, and shoot her if she tries anything.

>>139660289
Even if she tries to suck your dick?

>>139660289
What if she has your gun?

>>139659966
I would shout right back at her in a language she cant understand.

>>139659966
Kiss her tenderly on the lips.

>>139660401
Shoot her immediately with one of my other guns. She can't carry them all.

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>>139659966
Pull my eyes and yell "CHING CHONG CHING CHONG"

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>>139659966
Grab a manga and show it to her.

Also be elated as she is my Waifu.

Anger rapidly cause I hate it when you scream at me for no reason. Then slap her

>>139659966
Wonder how her hair stays in such perfect rectangles

>>139660582
What if all of your guns are behind her?

>>139660651
It's cum.

>>139660724
That's only possible via magic so then we're into *teleports behind her* territory.

Nothing, absolutely nothing. In fact I'd just continue doing what I always do.

>>139660862
What would that be?

>>139659966
slap her then unzip my dick and slap her with it

>>139659966
Act like she isn't there

>>139659966

Get my snake out and stuff it in her mouth.

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Wake up.

>>139660791
what if she immediatly shoots you through both your hands?

>>139660791
But then Nadeko is just gonna teleport behind you.

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>>139661048
Like sleeping, reading, watching anime and hammering my dick. The usual stuff.

>>139662041
Wouldn't that be hard with a japanese middle schooler screeching at you?

>>139662174
Something would definitely be hard.

>>139662203
Wouldn't you want to do something about it, then? I imagine life would be much more difficult with that happening every day.

>>139662174
Reading might be a problem yes but I can put that on hold until she's tired of screaming. Everything else should be fine honestly.

Throw that bitch out and go play some games.

ano.... sumimasen... nippon ja nai... eto... j-japan ja nai? a-ano... watashi wa eigo desu, gomenasai...

>>139659966

The only way to deal with loud bitches is to give them cold indifference in return

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This is the best hairstyle that ever existed.

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>>139661218
>>139661267

>>139659966
Start taking my pants of and say "well, this thing ain't gonna suck itself"

>>139661267
But who is gonna get the backstab?

>>139659966
I'll call Ken-sama.

nandatte?

>>139664276
What if she stabs you in the balls?