I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
>I fugging hate it
Let the Hate flow!
I hate SakuraFish so much...
I yelled at my kids
I kicked my wife
Rubbed cheese on a kitten
and fed the kitten to a dog
I'm going to reply with this everyday until you like it.
It was a 'love tap'
Just delivered on the itty bitty tippy tip of a flying kick, that's all!
Don't blame the fish.
The Loli are proven troublemakers
>I like unlikable things
Wait a minute....
Sakura falls in love with Shiro.
Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at each of her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.
>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?
I was browsing this thread when I stubbed my toe. All I could say was Cod damnit.
>What the fuck, you are really going to post that every day, I mean, every day?
It's been posted everyday for 8+ years already.